You have 10 seconds to pitch me your idea for the next box office success

You have 10 seconds to pitch me your idea for the next box office success.

Come on, quick, I don't have all day.

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Sneed.

BLACKED RAW crossed with Roots

superhero movie

A movie that follows someone's day, but there's no real plot. There's plenty of plothooks laying around, but the main protagonist never picks them up or they turn out to be nothing.

We'll call it "The Antifilm"

We don't own any rights. Find something else.

Okay it's a 90 minute hooker kino with lesbian lovers Anya Taylor and Kiernan Shipka. There will be a 20 minute carpet munching scene before they go on an incel killing spree. Also, they're witches

>low budget horror movie
>make it about living shadows that stalk and kill people
>put lots of tits in it
>hire a bunch of pretty 20-somethings fresh out of acting school that are hungry for work
>hire some out-of-work writer to do the screenplay
>release it in early February to catch the slow period and the early date movie season
>virtually guaranteed to be successful
>on the off-chance it's not, sell it to Netflix and get all your money back

a remake of Twins starring Kevin Hart and The Rock

This is painfully derivative but if you need a writer for the script I'm available