/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - 500 Hours Edition

>Lap:
#4307

>Countdown to the Wal-Mart 500 GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
pastebin.com/hBq6YNFr

>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Ferrari has engine, wing, floor upgrades
Possibility of wetness in Miami

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autoweek.com/racing/formula-1/a38831393/f1-pulls-plug-military-flyovers/
sportskeeda.com/f1/news-f1-allow-red-arrows-fly-2022-british-grand-prix-days-announcing-military-aircraft-fly-past-ban
sportowefakty.wp.pl/wyscigi-samochodowe/998273/robert-kubica-przed-trudnym-zadaniem-6h-spa-francorchamps-kolejna-proba
youtu.be/K6Pvnyhwb8A
twitter.com/AnonBabble

It's over

gimi

and this is why finland is always going to be better than estonia

>Possibility of wetness in Miami
Just not in the marina

gimik

forza ferrari
death to gaymilton and mercedes

amx

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Which flag has the worst gimmicks?

>post in new thread
>realize its already bump limited and dead in the water
>mfw

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germany
new zealand

You just know if it was some white bitch with 500 BBCs up her nose and pride flags tattooed to her tits instead of Emma f1 would be kvetching with joy

jense

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Look above you.

surgebros... it's over...

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AAAAAAAAA I WANT TO NAKADASHI THE RED VROOM AAAAA

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>society wants me to breed with this
Can't wait for ultra real sex robots and artificial wombs

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I want to fuck the fat one, if I'm being honest here

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>Williams F1 engineers asked if entire car could be stripped of paint

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autoweek.com/racing/formula-1/a38831393/f1-pulls-plug-military-flyovers/
sportskeeda.com/f1/news-f1-allow-red-arrows-fly-2022-british-grand-prix-days-announcing-military-aircraft-fly-past-ban


Basically the tl;dr on it was
>Fly overs are banned because military planes don't use sustainable and military planes bad
>But the fucking Red Arrows are ok for some reason

Basically F1 making no sense as usually

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indeed crotfy, you could say they wanted to start with a fresh canvas

gimi

>Williams has the tallest drivers in the grid
I wonder if one of the reasons they are shit

>Lulu didn't attend the Met despite being in NYC
/fa/bros...wat nou?

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>isn't able to make first two races
>understandable
>first race his car breaks down
>"AM IS KILL, Stroll sell TEAM, Seb RETIRE WHEN"
people jump the gun too darn fast.

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>the fat one
Jamal both of these bitches are obese

>But the fucking Red Arrows are ok
Even our Frecce Tricolore are
>for some reason
Because we asked to :) (actually just told F1 we were gonna do it anyway)

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gimi

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>They didn't want him now that he isn't WDC anymore

Why millennials can't into maturity?

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MUSEO PODIUM, THESE DUBS CONFIRM IT

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Military planes and pilots have to fly a certain amount every month or else they turn to shit. They're gonna fly around whether they appease your smoothbrain eco-mentalism or not.

Don't even need to see practice sessions
This is whats gonna happen

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more like EL FLAN lmao

sportowefakty.wp.pl/wyscigi-samochodowe/998273/robert-kubica-przed-trudnym-zadaniem-6h-spa-francorchamps-kolejna-proba

fuck cripples

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>Wants America to ditch their military aircraft
F1 is a globohomo subversion program out to destroy America then hand it to the Chinese.

...

I don't think it will

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ROBERT KUBICA!
DRIVER BŁYSKAWICA!

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LEC VER PER in Miami
Sainz does actually finish the race, 4th place
Hamilel causes an embarassing crash into T1 taking out Jorj and both McLels
Toto nosedives into fake marina
Believe it

== DAILY REMINDER ==
Nicholas "Big Noodle" Latifi is a deep-cover Netflix agent, hired to reap entertainment and influence the championship-

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puro pinche checo perez

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good afternoon I hate lando

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youtu.be/K6Pvnyhwb8A

Sexo Pérez after scoring a grand chelem at Miami gp

LeScholars

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LET'S GOOO

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seb!

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I just dared him to do it to make hamfags seethe eternally. Mad lad actually went and did it.
Masi almost fucked it up too by keeping the SC out way too long.

3rd floor cunts keep using our centrifuge. Teaching them a lesson by taking a fat, Greek food shit in their toilet.

F1 related because a French camera man toon a tactical shit before lewis during spa 2021.

evening lads

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nabend

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>DU FUCKING SCHWEINEWAL!
>ICH KNOW WO DU BIST HIDING!
>DU KANNST NOT SWIM AWAY VON MI-ACK!

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lmao that looks like some gachimuchi vid

Wait they actually just painted the ground blue? I thought they would have real water? That makes it even more retarded

We do live in a society.

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>tfw Formula E is just the same car with different engines
>tfw Indy has been whitewashed into Dallara NASCAR by the regulators
>tfw most cars at Le Mans are Orecas
>tfw F1 is one of the places in motorsport that follows its original intent, seeing how DIFFERENT cars match up against each other.

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wag updates need to start including yuki as a wag. even if they just pretend

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The Alpine Formula 1 team has recruited female racing driver Alice Powell for a role in its development programme.

Powell, 29, who races in the female-only W Series, has been named talent identification and development mentor for Alpine's driver academy.

She will act as a mentor to up-and-coming drivers, especially female racers, with racing and career advice.

Powell will work closely with fellow Briton Abbi Pulling, who joined Alpine last year.

"More and more opportunities for women within motorsport are emerging now, but budding drivers often lack guidance and experience in the early days of their career," said Powell.

"The Alpine Academy provides a sense of credibility and has a defined place on the motorsport ladder.

"Mentoring is very important. We need to change the mindset of young women that these opportunities do exist, but to also give them the resilience to reach out and grab these opportunities with both hands."

Pulling, 19, will also race in the W Series this season. In March, she drove an F1 car in Saudi Arabia before the country's grand prix and has had more miles since.

She said her time in the Alpine Academy so far had been "very beneficial", adding: "It's a really supportive environment which is also really useful for me to hopefully show other young women that the opportunities in motorsport are there, you just need the drive and motivation to seize them."

The worst offender is touring cars/sports car with Balance of Performance shit. They actually build different cars but then if you do too well they penalize you. Grim shit.

OGM PIERE GAYE?

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For me it's George russell

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