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It's over

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Canes Bruins

scary stuff man, but the VOC are cool people and would never do something like that

>what playoff series do you lads absolutely not give a fuck about either way?
Edm vs LA
Fla vs Wsh

Shut up harsimanjeet

watching all of them but tampon/whoreronto is the only one where both teams are guaranteed exits by the end of the 2nd round

Their fortitude is already shattered

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it wasn't intentional, the ship stopped at an island and i got off to look around and they forgot i wasn't on board

i care about all of them this year tbqh. all of them either have a team i want to see win or a team i want to see lose.

Minnesota played an outdoor game?

lot more pakis in NE Calgary and Milwoods than where I am

glad I haven't had to explain icing to anyone in my family yet

My bruins :(

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what is the difference between frosting and icing?

Cupcakes don't have enough of the latter

what in the fuck is icing? offside i get, they got that shit in soccer, but icing? nigga...

why don't they allow fighting in soccer

>mild have their best regular season ever
>swept by the blues
Someone should probably be manning the suicide hotlines.

you can't throw the puck down the ice across the centre line in regular play to prevent teams from parking the bus by just dumping the puck to the other side
you may do this when shorthanded in order to kill the penalty
every playoffs season at least one person in my family forgets this and complains when they stop play after the puck is iced

nothing interests me less than anything involving the wild. just a nothing franchise

what do you mean shorthanded, is that a slur?

>manning

sorry xir we don't use that type of gendered language in the State of Hockey

kek

I hope all mild fans fucking die. I’m serious. I hope somebody firebombs their arena and kills them all. Nothing better than their screams of pain and terror

oh nooooo we can't just let all the somalians and hmong an hero nooooo that would be tragic omg please don't mass suicide twin cities

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>Shea Theodore: We felt like we were a team where if we squeaked into playoffs we had a good chance of winning.
hahahahHAHAHAHA

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Oh that's sad
Were there any brown qts on the island?

Someone needs to take one for the team and go kill kaprishart. I would LOVE to see the reaction when their best player ever dies like a BITCH

no, it was quite lonely

when you die, will you die like a bitch user?

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that sucks, good thing you're back to reality now, where you can watch your favorite team get assblasted

>watching all of them but tampon/whoreronto is the only one where both teams are guaranteed exits by the end of the 2nd round
lmao. Are you retarded?

I honestly can't imagine seething this much at the mild. just enjoy their first round exit in peace

general reminder garys nuhl cut to a commercial break instead of showing a line brawl

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good. My wifes son was watching the game last night and we both don't want him exposed to such depraved violence. Gary cares about our kids

Fallout from first round losers:

McMeme gets traded to Detroit
Goysaitl gets traded to Ottawa
Queef gets fired, but Turana makes no big trades
Kuzya gets traded to the Blow Jack-its
Fiala gets traded to the Pongs
Pongs lose Letang, Rust, Rodrigues, and Rakell to higher bidders in UFA
Caniacs buyout Staal and let Nino and Trocheck walk as UFAs

t. knower

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>to such depraved violence
I'll show you depraved violence

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Letang retires

>t. knower
I trust you like I trust Flint tap water.
You're both full of shit that'll cause me brain damage.

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Crysby retires, too

>peter deboer still has a job

Maybe next time instead of leading with your fantasy you should put it in the middle so people can't immediately tell you're a dead things fan

Gonna root for the laff over the lighting then I'll go back to normal.

cope they almost made the playoffs again

>cheering for the laffs ever
citizenship revoked, idiot

>not united in solidarity against trash team with trash fans that has been propped up by gary for 10 years

well fuck you in your gay little mouth user

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jokingly said "nobody asked" to my boss and thought i was legitimately about to get fired. fuck you retards.

guess who asked

Did you apologize and let him fuck your wife?

Lgbting can lose in round 2 or 3 and it's all the same. >laffs need to lose in round 1 for TSN/Sportsnet to stay tolerable

>2004

seething
don't you dare ever accuse me of having sympathies for the rust belt.
Detroit is the obvious choice.
>Edmongolia will not trade him within the western conference
>Edmongolia will not trade him within Canada
>Cross off teams that don't have the assets/inclination to trade for him, so no Pongs, Fleas, Rags, Craps, Canes, Blots, Kitties, Islels, and Broons
>Teds and Buffalel are not going to liquidate what they're building to bring in a discontented star who everyone knows doesn't want to be there
That leaves Wongs and Debbies. Wongs can put together a better package, and, if the trade happens after July 1, I'm sure McMeme will force his way to the Wongs if given the choice.

O RLY

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nice propaganda

I hate tranpon gay more than anyone in the world but fax is fax bruh

They haven't won anything since anyway so who cares

Yes, no goal

>laffer wins one (1) game
kek plan the parade bud

>>laffs need to lose in round 1 for TSN/Sportsnet to stay tolerable
>>all national media
only canadians will understand this

it was in

>seething
You mistake "Seething" for "Mocking"

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cope retard
it wasn't in

people for ethical treatment of jesse puljujarvi

cody glass for nolan patrick is one of the saddest trades ever

I guess you are retarded

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you went overboard on the meme names in your post nobody except the most exceptionally retarded among us will be able to parse it before just deciding to scroll by

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PSA for our new friends here sometimes you need a refresher

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kek i think patrick sustained like two more concussions this season, that dude needs to be sent out to pasture. is cody glass playing on the preds or milwaukee?

i don't think my penguins will win with a back up tendie however it will be a moral victory knowing that stephen will get mad and get kicked out of his dorm no matter which team wins

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I literally posted the no goal gif and said facts are facts you retarded fucking retard. Are you retarded? Retard.

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trolls trolling trolls

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1993

mfw

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based jack finna win us thec up next season bro kwab but only after we go 0-7 to start the season fire deboer hire torts or q simple as

>watching hockey

lmao

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>not so fast connor

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looks like 1 point in 8 games for nashville and then he was sent down. 62 points in 66 games in milwaukee, mostly assists. more than i expected

the obsession you have is funnier than stephens hate of the penguins lol

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the NHL should allow fans participate in select games, maybe on a lottery basis: one short shift at the beginning of the game, perhaps in preseason or early season. should also require screening that you are fit and played at least some high school hockey.