/bundes/ - in Europa League edition

Test Cricket

tipp for the yawntastic game today? thinkin 0:1

2-1

thinking 0-0 and I get one of those German sandwiches at halftime with a lot of meat on it

REEDUCATION FOR THE INFANTS
WHO DEMANDED FOR AN INNOCENT INSTANCE

BELIEVE THE SCHOLARS
READ THE READINGS
REALISE THE MAN WHO SAYS ANYTHING

>Thomas Müller wird auch über den 30. Juni 2023 hinaus für den FC Bayern München spielen: Der Nationalspieler und der Rekordmeister einigten sich auf eine Vertragsverlängerung. Der 32-Jährige unterzeichnete einen neuen Vertrag bis 2024.

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I think I had the same Bettwäsche as the one at the bottom at one point.

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
HAPPINESS IS A COLD BEER

Dear diary today I realised that the word "nothing" is literally just "no thing".

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Keinding

there's a game today?

>schalke

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who will be the next German player ruining his career with the Hühnchen move?

Hofmann

>Laut „Sport 1“ hat Noch-Salzburg-Star Karim Adeyemi (20) ein Mega-Angebot von Manchester United ausgeschlagen – für den BVB!
> Demnach sollen die „Red Devils“ aus der Premier League dem deutschen Nationalspieler für einen Wechsel nach England ein Wochengehalt von knapp 180.000 Euro angeboten haben. Das wäre ein Jahresgehalt von über neun Millionen Euro.
Snubchester again

He's 29, he wouldnt ruin his career, he would secure his Rente.

Raum

>goes to Buyern
>misses WC
>doesn't win a title
>loaned to Hoffenheim after one season

Just signed an extension until 2027 or so, he wont leave in the next 2 or 3 years

>doesnt go to Buyern
>doesnt miss WC
>doesnt win a title
>stuck playing for Kackbach
Hansi called up Draxler, a benchwarmer on our most stacked position ,I think he would call up Hofmann for RB, our least stacked position.

>Just signed an extension until 2027 or so, he wont leave in the next 2 or 3 years
ahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like staying at your club is any better. Reus had a disastrous career staying/going at Dortmund

you better fucking unjinx this right now

Welcome to Ibiza

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Thoughts?

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a neger

>Schalke trying to break the Tasmania record for real this time.

sleepy time now

no it’s not wtf user

>Not everyone at the club was happy with the team's trip to Ibiza. Hasan Salihamidžić spoke of a 'team-building measure', but the coaching staff was not amused and equally surprised, because they were only informed by Kathleen Krüger on Thursday [Kicker]
What is Brazzos end goal?

fuck off i dont want niggers
best thing about abstieg was getting rid of all those nafris and niggers

experiment to see just how far he can go without getting fired

youtube.com/watch?v=x-BlMjFW_88

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>Bayern München erntet intern Kritik für Puff-Besuch. Salihamicic: "Eine ganz normale, teambuildende Maßnahme." [BILD]

the beer lads
the fucking beer

it’s just been hitting me so good recently jesus christ and I finally found a girl I like again fucking hell

you're going to scare her away by liking the beer too much, chungus

true, same happened with my last gf.
And if it does indeed not work out, which it likely won’t, I’m still just very happy about the fact that I managed to feel such strong emotions towards another girl again so soon

du verdienst nur das schlechteste du gottverdammte normiesau. häng dich weg. der gesamte faden hasst dich und deine komplette sippschaft bis über den tod hinaus.

have sex

Man imagine being Alcacer rn. Can't get on the team even with half the forwards out.
Shouldn't have traded Dortmund for sunny Villareal. At least Dortmund would have given him a goal vs Bayern. He fit in well for whatever reason.

edel WILL shit the bed again and you WILL keep watching

tipped 0:1 btw
watch it not happen

Höwedes as co commentator?

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just ordered a dyson vacuum cleaner frens. Went with the V10 because i need something portable to vacuum my car too.
Most expensive vacuum i've ever owned, mostly because i have been using the vorwerk of my deceased grandma since forever.

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look into vaccuum robots
really good

awake now (still t00d)

Pipinsried? More like Pipi ins Ried miau.

lmao what a joke

apologise to the hühnchens bundes fags

hope you guys are watching the game
totally not boring just as i predicted

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It don't matter he would be Halaand reserve anyway
>he could replace him after this season
Alcacer is that forward too good for a medium size team but not great enough for a big club

...

Yeah its pretty fun and the good guys are winning.

Paco had his best time at Dortmund as a super sub.
15 minutes, 5-6 touches, 1-2 goals