The rules of this game we just made up are absolute

Triwizard tournament has to be the worst viewing experience ever.
>can’t see what goes on in the maze
>can’t see what goes on underwater
Also, for such a prestigious tournament, why do they only have three basic bitch tasks

The whole movie is gay I'm legit going through the series to see what normies care about

Normies are fucking gay mate.

Rowling said she wrote quidditch to be as ridiculous as possible because her bf at the time was a massive football fan and she wanted to make fun of sports in general.

Dumbledore still has enough clout to step in, and say "No, I'm not going to let one of my underage students get eaten by a fucking dragon. Fuck your cup."

If only they hadn't been so strict about their rules they would have avoided being part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Dumbledore actually wanted Voldemort to kill Harry, which is why he kept letting walk into ridiculous amounts of danger.

>Tom Marvolo Riddle

TOP KEK

The real question is why was Hitler in harry potter?

I'm glad he got fucking murdered

>just made up
Wasn't it some sort of traditional wizarding tournament?

>In French, his name is Tom Elvis Jedusor.
>In Icelandic, his name is Trevor Delgome.
>In Finnish his name is "Tom Lomen Valedro".
>In Dutch, his name is "Marten Asmodom Vilijn".
>In Norwegian, his name is Tom Dredolo Venster.
>In Swedish, his name is "Tom Gus Mervolo Dolder", an anagram of "Ego sum Lord Voldemort", where "ego sum" is Latin, not Swedish, for "I am".
>In Danish, his name is "Romeo G. Detlev Jr.". >In Ukrainian, his name is "Tom Yarvolod Redl" ("Toм Яpвoлoд Peдл"), an anagram of "Ya Lord Voldemort" ("Я Лopд Boлдeмopт")

harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Tom_Riddle#Translations_of_the_name
>every single translator is a better writter than rowling

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Would the entire conflict of the 7 books been solved instantly if every single wizard, including muggleborn, wasn't a complete fucking retard?

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>Rowling said she wrote quidditch to be as ridiculous as possible because her bf at the time was a massive football fan and she wanted to make fun of sports in general.
That's about as dumb as writing a shoehorned feminist plot just to "piss off alt-right fans".

>onions lord voldemort

I love how the dumbledore replacement actor doesn't give a shit at all about whats going on lmao

You did all those trash euro languages, but skipped Spanish, why?

THE CHINESE FIREBALL

ooooooooooooooooooooo

it's not even true

Transformers was really popular and it's about magic car people that fight other car people. Success is about luck

You wish Finnish was European, wh*te pig.

>harry potter written by a man
>voldemort appeaes and his people rapes and bombs "good" wizards
>wizards dying and corrupted left and right
>Hitler was a wizard too btw, all great evil was wizards
>school is shut down, Dumbledore experiments on Harry for the greater good, trying to divine the location of the horcruxes
>malfoy kidnaps hermione and rapes her with the mind control and torture spell
>because mcguffin harry, dumbledorf is about to win and destroy voldemort, having destroyed all buy harry the last horcrux and the one voldemort has on him
>voldemort threatens to reveal the wizard world to muggles
>they all know they will be nuked to shit and raped in prison cells
>this results in a standoff noone can solve, voldemorts threat is to great
>dumbledorf resigns leaving behind a mindfucked barely alive harry, society is breaking down
>the wizard police chases him for corruption and being evil
>voldemorts strategy of total annihilation worked
>he is winning, even finds harry to extract the horcrux
>but dumbledorf in secret finds his way to voldemort and they duel
>dumbledorf dies but not before mortally wounding voldemort
>voldemort laughs saying he is immortal than prepares to extract his horcrux from harry
>also rapes him
>harry kills himself, the horcrux is destroyed
>voldemory now only has a sliver of his soul left, he is enraged and weak
>maisie williams appears and stabs voldemort in the back
>the end

no man would ever come up with half of the retarded spells and plot points that Rowling created

>tournament arc
Always the worst arc

How do i make a 'harry potter' and make millions of dollars if i'm not from a english speaking country?

held every 300 years

>every single translator is a better writter than rowling
I agree I used to love translated Harry Potter, but the English ones I imported were terrible

>all those languages where it's not anagram

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>Onions Lord Voldermort
based spanish

u just posted cringe bro

Magic Hitler is a stickler for the rules

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