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When I sit down, my penis is INSIDE my body. I am a leafs fan.

nhl.com has the schedule retard

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF PLAYOFF TAMPA
LMAO!

RETARD
did you see the replay? watch it again

>chinese spyware on the ice
The absolute STATE of Carolina

How tall is Foote? Good lord man's tall af

yes

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very timely joke the lightning didn't get a single shot on that 5 minute powerplay and now the leafs are winning 1-0

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Kings legend Kyle Clifford and Kings legend Jake Muzzin :)

Cam on Sebastian Aho, cam on me son, you can do it son

Nice Covid Corral in Toronto lmaoing

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6'4

>rags
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise

Don't most leafs fans have that? A neovagina is an inverted penis after all.

Tampa bros 82 games is way too long ;_;

what do you think of garry's script so far?

>laffs score the first goal of. The playoffs

Swedes failing in the playoffs.

Story as old as time

It took me their whole fucking powerplay to finish it and I'll be god damned if I don't post it.

and now we watch the canes

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>Score one goal
>We won the cup !!!!
Isn't this how Laffs fans were acting after going up 3-1 on Montreal last year?

My penguins will expose them

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Predictable

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not enough sunbelt scoring

Raanta is dropping every puck.

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is the bo berry biscuit worth baking?

spending all this energy and wont have anything left in the 3rd

you are so fucking mad at the leafs right now

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yes

>leafs off to a hot start with a hot crowd, everything is going great
I've seen this movie before

tivo not same line with aho now, they have good chemistry

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if only you knew...

YOOOOOOOO Don Cherry!!!!!!! You can only post ITT if you remember Coach's Corner

/jpsp/*
Laffs blow another 3-1 series lead; Tampon Bay in 7

atleast he cleans them afterwards

No offense but she needs to go back the googly eyes don't work on me

last 2 playoffs literally dont count because of covid, retard.

torotonistan behind jon pooper

bros is this more to do with the leafs really not wanting to lose again in round 1 or cup fatigue for the bolts?

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fuck off randy

0-0 huh

think ill just watch ozark until the good hockey is on

forgot pic... im sorry

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Even as a biased fan against the Laffs, the atmosphere in the arena is pretty kino

Cam on are raanta, stop Sam fackin pucks my son

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bolts in 7, laffs blow a 3 goal lead in game 7 for old time's sake

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with finns...you LOSE!

steven

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It's not spyware, women are just brain dead attention whores

nice

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>still allowing airhorns like a 3rd world soccer match
not looking good

2020 didn't count because of the dumbass qualification round but 2021 did. Tampa would have won anyway

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Not enough Bostonians were killed in the bombing desu

>trochek didn't shave
cursed

>2020 didn't count

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1967
Same amount of second rounds as the Thrashers since 2004
3-1 series leads against sub .500 teams

2021 did not count

>woman opening her mouth during the intermission report

>>cucknadians haven't seen playoff hockey in person in THREE (3) years

KEK WHAT A BITCH

canes bruins is basically a soccer game
boring ass shit

>Biggest 1st round series ever
>No game thread

Kek Tampa Faggies

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women on tv was a big mistake

Bolts are exposed what a joke org.

How else do you think i'll get my pp in

t. earlet

there were fans in montreal last year...

i hate the bruins so much bros

Raise the banner lads: we lead 1-0 against the bolts in game 1

>/hoc/ game threads
>in 2022
kek nice joke

this settles it my islanders would have won

women are equal and they deserve respect
just kidding they should suck my dick

I'm tired.

Nice collision

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sorry kingsbros but we are no where close enough to either of these two series that are on

Its over I'm done watching I already know how this years playoffs end

>scoreless second period

Cope.
Every Stanley Cup after the challenge era has an asterisk next to it.

quebec isn't canada it's independent

youtube.com/watch?v=ftlfPb0gyxI

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>hurricanes getting out shot at home

Hurricanes bros…

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>biggest 1st round series ever

I get it because canadian teams only ever get 1 round

>Montreal
Canadians have not seen playoff hockey in three years

>american women talking hockey
>americans talking hockey

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Wow, the Asterix Cups are getting absolutely dismantled and exposed by the Laffs
Not surprising that the Shitning are bad when the real playoffs start

just wait, the guys are gonna crank it up a notch for the garyoffs

The leafs will be up 3-0 or 3-1 in the series then lose in 7 like always

remember the golden knights lol

good thing we're playing the only other team on our level.

2021 also didnt count, laffs werent allowed fans

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based I was hoping you'd caught this one

>ASTERISK INTENSIFYING

>invent sport
>be shit at it

Leafs are gonna crush tampa if this goes to a shootout

giga cope

Based

Sportsnet is shit, but it's been less shit since that screaming old dementia patient was taken off the air

5% capacity exception for the finals only in july while every American arana was full capacity for many months before

KEK
WHAT
A
BITCH

>leafs can kill a 5 minute major but the knights can't
kek

damn that was a good one

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But enough about england

Doubles and lightning will threepeat,

By the way, LeXplorer has been shitting up /biz/ IRL lmao

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adorable

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>raising the banner one period into a best of 7

>shorks

hurricanes is not very physical team, they are more like toronto or tampa. so very mean and big teams like boston, dallas or los angeles can be tough for teams like that

Uhmm no? I'm looking at the schedule but I can't find them. When do they play

>canadians

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cope its coming home

mediocre super market sandwich afficado bros...it's over

knights are eliminated copey...

what are you talking about? Ron is still there

And?
He rightfully pointed out your error.
You're a retard.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHO

Hasn't Tampa lost the first game in a series a bunch the last few years? Dallas, Boston, etc.

i'd give abby the benis

3>4>2>1

i wish i played in an american ariana

I want to touch Abby Labars breasts

>Publix
>Mediocre

Why so mad?

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>raising a banner for TWO asterix cups

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Don't reward extremely low quality bait with (You)s

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Why do the Bolts make Canada seethe so much? Sure they stole the Cup from Calgary, sure they beat the Canadians in the Covid Cup, sure they eliminated the Leafs countless number of times, sure the Senators feed them every single year for free points, sure they've been consistently been a top team for the past 20 years, but there's no reason to hate on a successful sunbelt franchise.

Tampa is unphased

Toronto fans celebrating already is funny

CAfag here, publix is based

She has crows feet, how old is she?

>he's a baggie
kek

only if she doesn't open her mouth
I don't want to hear a sound

>2022
>LeXplorer
>/biz/

streamable.com/j9ycp7

But enough about the penguins

wow the refs blatantly shilling for boston

Tampa is done we won!
Leafs in 4

ref was so excited to call the penalty no one even touched the puck
sad

reffing worse than in skoda cup :DDD

26-27 desu

NO ERA

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Montreal is the Anglo city of Quebec

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that retard got run out of here a few weeks ago

Do you ever notice how Canadians wear some strange colour and fabrics for their suits? Must be the Don Cherry effect

leafs are the superior franchise

-_-

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SEETHE
A
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A
D
A

interference not a trip

Yeah. Then they win 4 in a row. They like a good gentlemans sweep

Ron MacLean is terrible and should have also been fired.

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>lightning were the first team to lose a playoff series to the blue jackets
>lightning will be the first team to lose a playoff series to the laffs in 18 years
all in back to back full seasons kek what a bitch

Land area means nothing

>penalty
>home braodcaster automatically disagrees
Every time. Give me a broadcast with just the on-ice noises please

Tampa Toronto should've been the 2021 ECF but Laffs shit the bed

>hockey gameplay
>penarty

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based chicken strip pub sub

Leafs own the bolts enjoy the golf course

>Allophone
what the fuck is that

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L
M
A
O

Cherry was getting less relevant true but the between period shit on SN is awful nowadays

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francophone bros...

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