I. I WANT. TO. MARRY. MY. FAVORITE. HOOKER

B-B-BUt SHES JAPANESE AND, I-IN JAPAN, BUT I LOVE HEEEERRRR A-AND WANT TO WATCH OLD S-s-SOUTH PARK, ANIME, A-AND NETFLIX WITH HER
AND I WANT TO BUY H-HOUSE F-FOR HER, B-B-BUT NOW, T-THAT IM NOT GIVING HER THOUSANDS OF D-DOLLARS A WEEK, C-CAUSE I FLEW BACK TO, AMERICA, F-F-FOR COLLEGE, SHE DOESNT TEXT MEEEEEE ANYMORE

BUT- I WUB HER, A-AND ALREADY SEARCHING FOR $1000 WEDDING RINGS
;_;

P-PLEASE HELP ME, Yea Forums, GET HOOKER AIJIN, T-TO MARRY MEEEE. I-I-I DONT WANT TO MARRY A-ANY GIRL MY AGE, N-NOT HOOKER WIFE

(shes 6 years older than me)

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embarrassing display

yikes dude

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This is your brain on chinese cartoons

>I WUB HER

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Lad...

>that 1% chance that this isn't just a comedic shitpost

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Yikes I maybe a 20 year old virgin who’s only gone on 2 dates in his life, but you’re still more pathetic than me congratulations retard.

oof

I'm one year older than you and you've been on two more dates than me

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I'm going to Japan next year. I'm white, not bald, good skin, and moderately fit. What are my chances, bros?

Just for it lad, I was terrified asking the second girl but she said yes. She just wanted me to convert, I’m not doing that just for a gf

*Go for it

Fuck her user! Literally, go for it and fuck her balls deep.

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>refusing devout pusy
uh oh now you either die a virgin or go to hell

what this man says you are a fool among fools.

just find where she lives and kidnap her

>mfw

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Bro just adopt a entire religious structure you don’t believe in for some pussy bro, anyway she friend zoned me anyway.

what religion?

Jehovah witness, no partying no drinking and no violent movies lmao for that I may as well go muslim and get a Loli wife.

>no partying no drinking
big fucking loss

Heh I guess I’m in the process know of losing 30 pounds and going to the gym for real this time. I want to hit 20% bf and see where my confidence and health is like when I hit my goal.

wait what the fuck

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sneed