Would you date a superhero?

strawpoll.me/18523548

this isn't talking about it, that would be a contained thread. this is spamming threads with retarded questions that could be asked in an existing thread.

>Your penis can take 30 pounds
whoa is it possible to break a penis?

Frenchie's tangents were the highlight of the season for me.

would you?

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Superheroes are promiscuous.

She would literally kill any of us if we touched her. Worth it.

MON COUER

>ywn date The Female

Death by snu snu is the only way to go out.

that's the spirit

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Remember she sucked a lot of cocks to be there.

Hughie is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

Mutation suppressors are canon

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>Mutation suppressors are canon
Unbased

Only if we had a hot love going on, then Id make her take me to the techie and inject me super soldier serum so I could join her on missions and we could have hot sex afterwards while popping 50yr old Chandon and eating grapes in our Trump Hotel penthouse suite.

literally the worst female supe, and ice princess froze a niggas dick off

>betrays her religion although all of her issues is due to the seven being completely corrupt
I bet the writers thought they were being so smart too. Erin has a picture of her in that pink pussy hat, so she probably got excited shitting on religion too.

No, you wouldn't want to date one, unless you're okay with having to deal with super villains

Oh yeah I forgot Chad posts dont get (you)s.
>i mean no i cant stand stronk wamens hell no
There we go.

i can't imagine ever wanting to kiss someone who has sucked someone elses cock.

cuckolds WILL call me an incel for this.

You obviously didn't watch the show. Her mother lied to her, she realized that everything she believed in was bullshit. Most kids learn religion is bullshit much much earlier.

No, don’t you remember the guy who’s dick got froze off during sex?

>religion is bullshit
Fedora tip to you, good sir.

When you mature you will understand how foolish you’ve been

Only if I get super blowjobs.

Name one thing religion does for a person that the person couldn't learn without it?

Any good pictures of her in the sexy suit?

I think you should apply for a mod or janny brah

If it was that black and white secular society wouldnt be so fucked

Have you ever been tested for autism?

Google degloving

Hughie fucked her and the only thing that happened was her eyes lit up. He still has a dick and intact skull.

Society is religious when it wants to be. If we actually followed the retarded rules of the Bible, the world would look a lot different.

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>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT TV SHOWS ON THE TV BOARD

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Me 2 - anons 0

I could give her some of my Compound D.

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Be sure to not get compound VD.

shills

Is there anything new released in 2019 worth watching and as good as the Boys? It caught me off guard and I watched it all on one sitting

Retard.
People like you piss me off, zero self control.

fucking based

Glad I managed to piss off some resident Yea Forums autists and cumbrain with my first post in last 6 month.

Still got it in me.

I mean youre probably not an incel, I dont know, but you are aware of modern societal trends right?
Im not saying you have to marry a AIDS ridden hooker, but women are humans just like you and me bro, and Im pretty sure you arent on the level of a demi god to request a debt free virgin with no tattoos.

>retarded godless boomers that slap the maturity label on religion

I will NEVER get this,to dedicate time and understanding to scripture and reading the bible takes dedication and maturity alone. Fucking retards also get catholocism nonsense mixed up with real Christianity and think they have the whole world figured out,literal fucking dumb niggers should just shut up instead of outing themselves as a cringey athiest nigger.

Romans 2:12-16

Had this comic when I was a kid. Fapped to that pic constantly even after discovering porn.

>Bible
>maturity
Imagine being this stupid.

It's a streaming series, how else are you suppose to watch it if not to binge it all at once?

No he was based

Did you know her eyes light up when she orgasms?
At least she wont burn you like that ice chick did

Starlight is relentlessly cute. I want to hug her relentlessly.

>Did you know her eyes light up when she orgasms?
Of coursh.

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> pulls a dick out
> it got a tan

I can't be the only person who thinks it would be easy, she wears a bodysuit with the crotch cut out and you use a condom. May crush your shit with a power kegel but them's the breaks.

and that is why we love you!

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maeve > deep > homelander > a train > starlight > black noir > translucent

That was my favorite tiny moment in the whole show.

Wait a second... that purple dinosaur...

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>arent on the level of a demi god to request a debt free virgin with no tattoos.

i am a debt free virgin with no tattoos, i'll accept no less and she has to be compatible with me to the point it seems very likely we can stay together for a lifetime.

Sure!

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Men aren't judged by the same standards dumbass. Nobody is going to give you a medal for being a virgin incel. As a male, your worth is found in your ability to conquer other females and assert yourself.

Sure as long as they used their money to give me a swank life

I'm GLAD she was raped.

rato?

Are we gonna believe that deep as a fucking conversation with a lobster?

Lobsters dont think

why did he make Butcher British? That shit seems so unnecessary and distracting. The main character who is working undercover and takes on different personas in America... is British. Fucking wack.

>google 'abella anderson break penis gif'

I'm honestly more worried about her absorbing my memories and finding out what I do at home alone than her accidentally killing me.

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i hope she gets full nude in S2 or whatever

Every woman is a superhero already. :)

Frenchie>MM>Kimiko>Billy>Hughie

>literally the only boys thread up right now
>s-spam!
retard

I can't date anyone now
you expect me to pull super trim?

one a day?
one a week?
you don't have to watch it all at once

ignore him, he's a netflix tranny

rent free

Literally perfect

Not being aimless hedonists who go from dopamine hit to dopamine hit?
Because I don't see people learning it on their own.

ii'm at half way watching the s1 and i've been liking it very much. it's something different that what i've been used to but it's not absolute trash so it's cool.
i'd definetly recommend it to anyone, ALSO so far there haven't been any boring parts, i mean like those what are very common in those netflix marvel series, those annoying filler episodes that don't really give anything to the whole thing.
here's no fillers which i love and want to praise showmakers for.
there's also bunch of cool cgi stuff, bezos dollars put to good use. i also like the +18 rating, fierce, violent and gorey appeal of it. plus theres cocks n titties, no full frontal pusies yet though

i married my superhero. she is strong, brave, smart, kind, funny, nice and just all around wonderful, and on top of that she blessed me with the best gift ive ever had, my child. i hope you all one day can know the joy i have every day

Eh what?

Based

Is the baby black?

Did she have nudes leaked?

shes literally done nude scenes you silly goose

Relentlessly based

She was so fkn boring the whole show and especially during the dates. Besides she has the body of a 10 y old boy.

Ill only watch s2 if it has enough homelander.

based

Yeah man, where’s the twitter screencap for me to get angry at?

Yeah I'd rather have another Simpsons thread that only exist as an excuse to spam forced and unfunny memes

What are all the superhero parallels? I only caught superman, aquaman, wonderwoman, the flash, and batman

plastic man/mr. fantastic was the gay church guy
wolverine/x-23 was the girl who crushed dudes head while getting her ass ate

Religions are useless now that the monopoly of violence and knowledge/information has shifted to the State

Only if her superpower was sucking a mean cock.

Her character is such a sweetheart, I love the innocent qt thing.
I haven’t felt like I was genuinely getting a crush on a fictional character since I was like 12

She didn't betray her religion. Hughie found her praying in a church in episode 9.

A wholesome post

black noir>>>>>>>>

Fag

>fucking an 8/10 qt only days after his 5/10 waifu got turned into pink mist
What a chad.

GIVE MILKIES

Honestly the only really good character was Homelander.

Even A-train's marketing is tone deaf

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Should be OK as long as she'd only fuck me with a strapon.

Cringe

>huey
>makes girl cum solely through vaginal penetration
broke my immersion

There wasn't enough Maeve

>Black Noir too sick and deranged to be around people.

Best boi

Why do people like him?

no but i would date a literal shill because i know they'd be down to do any degrading sick shit a normal person wouldn't
a/s/l?

A-train did him a favor

Nice flex Alan

Girls orgasms have a large mental component whereas a guys is purely mechanical.

Ma man, girls can't orgasm at all. It's just a myth created by the Jews

Generally no, unless her power was super-fucking. I find the thought of a woman being better than me an extreme turnoff.

must be hard to find a date haha

Based and biology-pilled

Houghie's dick was so small that it wasn't actually inside her. She came because she was thinking about Homelander.

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The superheroes clearly have way more precise control over their bodies than people normally do during sex. Otherwise Homelander would have murdered Butcher's wife when he fucked her.

Her superpower will be leaving you for Chad/Tyrone and taking half your income for the rest of your life plus collecting child support so she can nominally raise a kid that's not even yours btw.

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Mmm that explains all the meth heads that biblethump so hard

Read another book for once in your life. By your standards English grad students are more mature than you because they do all that same shit but at least with more than one damn book.

I could feel the Jewishness seeping from my screen when watching ep5.

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Only tv likes him every normy finds him cringe

ofc

The only thing she did was trash televangelists. She even said she still believes in God.

None of these people are Christian anyway. Not the televangelists, not the Burgoid "Christians", and not her. If you don't follow the Bible you are not Christian. If you pick and chose what parts of the Bible to follow, you are not Christian. These people follow, at best, 10% of the Bible.

In the comic, where the Heroes all go to their degenerate orgy vacation hotel - Herogasm I think, don't all the prostitutes have to regularly drug up on the temp supe juice just to survive the sex? IIRC they get seriously fucked up and some die anyways, but they get paid a lot if they survive.

They're specifically mocking those Bible Belt megachurch scam artists, not Christians in general.

nice quads

You don't need to be a religious cuck to discover that moving towards long term and hard goals is more rewarding than simple dopamine hits. Next.

Based truth numbers

We've killed gods quite a while ago. Get on with the times brainlet.

Those digits don't lie.

Be real anons.
You know there is not justifiable excuse for following an organized religion in 2019.

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>We've killed gods quite a while ago.
This.
youtube.com/watch?v=dGDH3meSPyk

> and if you have sex before marriage, that's - that's not immoral. That's human.
Wait a minute. Did Ennis just tell us to have sex?

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And this, gentlemen, was the final knife that pierced the god's heart, stopping it forever.

Sola scriptura isn't biblical

People who don't follow religion are just cattle for those that do. The irreligious are not strong nor motivated enough to oppose a religion. Be it Christendom, Islam, or another religion, secular societies will always be bent over by religious societies.

I didnt get the finale. So Butchers wife fucked Homelander on purpose? Bitch

>that's - that's not immoral. That's human.
You can tell from a mile away that whoever wrote that hasn't read the bible either due to being atheist or other reasons. Being human really isn't an excuse at all, nor something you should strive for.
No, but the bible is still the chief law. Your teachings outside of the bible cannot go against it in any way, assuming you want to keep it Christian. You can't say "well the bible does say no sex before marriage but we think it's not really something you need to follow".

Well he didn't physically force her, it's entirely possible that she was unwilling but couldn't say no though.
>invincible being with laser eyes corners you in a room and says he wants to have sex
Not really a "no, but thank you for the offer" situation. It's just like how in the first episode the Deep threatens to frame Starlight for assault unless she sucks his dick.

sneed

Don't enable and make excuses for whores.

>the bible is still the chief law.
This isn't biblical.

>Let you're wife spend time with literally the biggest 10/10 chad on the planet, a man who may as well be a god
>Be surprised when she wants the D
what is Hypergamy, alex?

>You can tell from a mile away that whoever wrote that hasn't read the bible
The same Bible that tells us to murder gay people and not eat shellfish? You conveniently ignore the parts of the Bible that would get you incarcerated if you actually practiced them.

Kill yourself faggot scum

The real question is, why didn't she just get an abortion? At the least, vought could have drugged her in order to cause a miscarriage. Or maybe they did, and chad super babies are too strong to be aborted/miscarried? Any comic-fags know?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

this is your superpower now
would you be a hero? could you defeat homelander?

I doubt vought would let her. Wasnt the point that the baby was hidden in case homelander needed tonbe killed?

The child conceived by rape is still innocent and is her child just as much as it would be his. Punish the rapist, not the kid.

>Organic Bow Construction
That's a skill not a superpower but whatever.

I don't remember the show getting in to that, although it is a plotline in the comic, right?

>why didnt you tell me
>because im scared of you
I mean. Isnt that what she implied? The baby is the perfect backup plan

>Psychic Ice Generation
Would be a hero for sure

>Could you defeat Homelander?
No, but my death would be beautiful!

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I guess, I didn't take it like that. Chronologically it doesn't really make sense though. She was raped/had sex, went to sit at the park bench for 3 hours, and then disappeared, right? Could they have known she was pregnant that quickly?

So you want to push your own teachings that contradict the word of Christ and his disciples, and call yourself Christian?
>murder gay people
Death penalty or at least punishment for gays is something you must support if you are Christian, yes.
>shellfish
Shellfish aren't exactly good for you due to the accumulation of various materials in them, there's a good reason it was forbidden. Funny how this was known 2000 years ago before modern science confirmed it.

>Purely mechanical
>Absolutely no electrochemical processes involved

>Could they have known she was pregnant that quickly?
Its a super baby. She probably felt something and went back to vought to tell them

>So you want to push your own teachings that contradict the word of Christ and his disciples
The Bible is nonsensical trash that contradicts itself.

Why doesn't God prove that he exists if he wants us to believe in him? Is that not the most logical thing to do?

Yup. Any scene with homelander was actually important. Butcher was great also until halfway through the season

>She was raped/had sex, went to sit at the park bench for 3 hours, and then disappeared, right?
She didn't go from getting raped to the bench immediately. When Butcher is beating the shit out of Mesmer we see a flashback to him and Becca at the house with her clearly upset and refusing to talk with him. It might have been weeks or months between Homelander fucking her and her vanishing.

Why would God give a shit? You either believe in him or you don't and go to hell, why would he owe you more of a demonstration than you already got with the existence of the universe?

If God has given a demonstration is purely dependent on point of view, any Christian will tell you he's given you plenty by creating literally everything around you and you yourself.

>Teletechnics
>Power/Ability to:
Develop the potential to wield psychic powers.
....so my power is to develop superpowers? Isn't this kind of like having a genie and wishing for more wishes?

The Early Church predates the Bible. This in itself is evidence enough that the book isn't the chief law.

>Why would God give a shit?
Exactly my point. God has no reason to create us in the first place. He is perfect and lacks for nothing.
> You either believe in him or you don't and go to hell
Completely nonsensical. Why would it matter if we believed in him? "Why would God give a shit?"
>why would he owe you more of a demonstration than you already got with the existence of the universe?
Begging The Question 101
>If God has given a demonstration is purely dependent on point of view, any Christian will tell you he's given you plenty by creating literally everything around you and you yourself.
More begging the question. You are a fucking child. Stop whining about tv shows' depiction of your shit religion when you have no legs to stand on.

>Primordial Particle Manipulation
>The user can manipulate the Primordial Particle, which is the initial state of all things. Even concepts such as magic, cosmic and primordial power, time, dreams, emotions. It all falls under one big category that is the primordial particle.
Homelander doesn't stand a chance. Nobody does.

use a condom

Maybe.
Depends on their powers.

Wouldn't want to die during sex.
okay maybe if it's with popclaw.

>Connective Tissue Manipulation
Sounds pretty good

Lol what a bullshit power, might as well just say "You are now God".

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No. They are mean and rude people.

>want to lick pusy of beautiful blonde american woman
>get Venomous Tongue
This is not right.
Not right at all.

I will be a supervillain, and eat pusy of evil thots.
Never the pusy of those I love.

>to be shot
and she got shot by butcher
coincidence? hmnmn

Ah, I see.

wrong
it's clearly stated the fetus was developing rapidly
also we have no proof she was raped

CW shows are so fucking cheesy lol

You really are dumb aren't you? Why does God need a reason past "I want to"? You just don't want to believe to avoid dealing with your life being a self-destructive rush to the end where, in your mind, nothing but the void awaits you.

You can't argue about the existence of God, since God is everything and completely unbound by our universe's logic and causality. You can, however, tell a lot about how in order somebody's life is by how much they hate the notion of God.

>implying anyone in the history of humanity has actually lived the exact word of their holy book

It's extra funny when people say this about Christians since 60% of their book is literally the Jewish religion which kind of gives the game away that it's man-made faith DLC.

Guys help.

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>it's clearly stated the fetus was developing rapidly
Rapidly relative to a normal pregnancy. If a fetus develops in 3 months that's still rapid.

>Retroactive Immortality
Probably not, but at least he can't defeat me either.

>shellfish
Again this muh shellfish bullshit. Only applies to Jews, not to Christians, read the bible.
youtu.be/Mr7DCb6rJCA?t=163

>You can't argue about the existence of God, since God is everything and completely unbound by our universe's logic and causality

this literally your headcanon

Muslims and Christians sidestep this problem by claiming their religion is the original word of god and Mohammad/Jesus were just reminding people or whatever

You're a superhero and Black Noir's new sidekick.

You realize you're arguing with a guy who's just repeating Jordan Peterson talking points, right? You might as well try reasoning with a brick wall, he's just going to keep quoting his daddy's lectures.

>dude why isn't this omnipotent being that exists outside of our laws of reality not following and abiding by our logic and laws of existence???

>Why does God need a reason past "I want to"?
Calls me dumb, appeals to randomness and then misspells "pass" in two sentences.
>You just don't want to believe to avoid dealing with your life being a self-destructive rush to the end where, in your mind, nothing but the void awaits you.
I don't want to believe because it's not true and makes no sense.
>You can't argue about the existence of God, since God is everything and completely unbound by our universe's logic and causality.
You are surrendering reason to make your nonsensical beliefs more palatable.
>You can, however, tell a lot about how in order somebody's life is by how much they hate the notion of God.
Oof, I would like to see your peer-reviewed study on that. Oh wait--you don't believe in science, logic or reasoning.

>Botany Intuition
Being a male Poison Ivy might be cool. Just get bitches lusting after my stamen.

>Again this muh shellfish bullshit. Only applies to Jews, not to Christians, read the bible.
That makes absolutely NO sense, faggot. And kudos for zeroing in on shellfish to try to discredit the entirety of my argument.

>then misspells "pass" in two sentences.
Not him but you're an ESL retard.

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Why would you believe in this shit in the first place? Why would you surrender all logic and reasoning to believe in something that makes no sense?

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Whatever that means.

she faked it bruh
like they all do

That’s how I justified it to myself.

>this doesn't make sense
>but everything coming from nothing makes sense
>even though science itself says something cannot come from nothing
Face it faggot, there's a reason the majority of scientists that accomplished something were either religious or agnostic. You can cope as much as you want, but your Reddit science basically disproves itself with the first law of thermodynamics.

Keep coping though.
He means English second language, that your grasp of English is shit. Which is correct if you think I was supposed to write "pass" rather than "past" there.

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Tell me about Black Noire, why does he wear the mask?
No seriously I wanna know.

>strength concentration
Maybe if he just gets cocky and I get an extremely lucky hit in to his dome. Not likely though.

because he's a homelander clone
he's there to kill homelander if he steps out of line
he wants a cause to kill homelander so he orchestrates events for homelander to go over the edge so he can kill him
tv show might do something very different, which is fine

>literally only one person so far that could beat Homelander (and one who Homelander couldn't kill)

Well Homelander is basically Superman but without the kryptonite weakness, anyone capable of killing him would have to be overpowered.

Thanks user, sounds cool.

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>Southern hick gf who can kill me with a touch

Fuck yes.

Damn based and red pilled.

I'd probably cum repeatedly if she bench-pressed me.

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>The power to use the traits and powers of Norse Deities

Yep... He's dead.

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episodes where Raimi is a guest writer are always crazy
luckily they could salvage that in the following episode by saying it was an alternate earth supergirl and not the normal one who get redpilled as Raimi intended.

>but everything coming from nothing makes sense
Where did God come from, you goalpost moving faggot?
>even though science itself says something cannot come from nothing
Citation Needed.
>there's a reason the majority of scientists that accomplished something were either religious or agnostic.
Literally a meaningless point, and you do not know what "agnostic" means. One can be an agnostic theist or an agnostic atheist.
>You can cope as much as you want
I don't have to cope. The burden is not on me.
>but your Reddit science
Slinging buzzwords.
>basically disproves itself with the first law of thermodynamics.
But God is not susceptible to the first law of thermodynamics? Get the fuck out of here with your Thomas Aquinas bullshit.

>>Where did God come from, you goalpost moving faggot?
God always existed, or rather he is not bound by space and time as we are, so "where/when" has no meaning.
>Citation Needed.
First law of thermodynamics, the entirety of modern science basically rests on the notion that energy cannot be destroyed.
>Literally a meaningless point
If the people that create most of what you use as proof of God not existing themselves either think he exists or say it's not known, maybe re-evaluate.
>you do not know what "agnostic" means
I do, you don't seem to, go look up the definition.
>The burden is not on me.
You do you, but in my eyes I'm pretty certain of what's after death, you're the one who does not know.
>Slinging buzzwords.
Doesn't make it incorrect.
>But God is not susceptible to the first law of thermodynamics? Get the fuck out of here with your Thomas Aquinas bullshit.
It's not religion that states the first law of thermodynamics. Nothing in religion states God has to be bound by it, only in science does the notion exist. That rule directly leads to the existence of some sort of God as Aquinas proves, so science that denies God is the incomplete and faulty system, not religion.

>God always existed, or rather he is not bound by space and time as we are, so "where/when" has no meaning.
So you set a rule and then break it to fit your argument.
>First law of thermodynamics, the entirety of modern science basically rests on the notion that energy cannot be destroyed.
Yet God breaks that law, invalidating your argument.
>If the people that create most of what you use as proof of God not existing themselves either think he exists or say it's not known, maybe re-evaluate.
Nonsensical appeal to authorities who might not have even believed in God in the first place.
>I do, you don't seem to, go look up the definition.
"Gnosis" is knowledge. An "agnostic" person is someone who either does not know something or believes that something cannot be known. Calling someone an "agnostic" says nothing about their "belief" in something, you retard.
>You do you, but in my eyes I'm pretty certain of what's after death, you're the one who does not know.
If you are happy believing in nonsense that has no logical backup, that's on you. It is not my burden to prove that God does not exist. If God is all powerful and wants me to believe that he exists, he would prove that he exists. Stop with your mental gymnastics.
>Doesn't make it incorrect.
It makes your statement meaningless.
>It's not religion that states the first law of thermodynamics. Nothing in religion states God has to be bound by it, only in science does the notion exist. That rule directly leads to the existence of some sort of God as Aquinas proves, so science that denies God is the incomplete and faulty system, not religion.
No, it leads to you using the God of The Gaps argument and it leads to you begging the question.

>goes on about breaking rules of science when I'm talking about religion
Maybe you're ESL and you don't understand properly, but it's not an issue for me to break the rule of energy not being able to be created or destroyed. It's what you call your "logic" that has an issue with that, since it doesn't stand on its own two legs.

Honestly at this point I'll just assume you're baiting me to waste time, since you're basically just going in circles.

>posit an all-powerful, all-knowing infallible deity, the existence of whom cannot possibly be proven
>demand everyone else disprove his existence
Also known as "how to know you're arguing with a teenager"

>but it's not an issue for me to break the rule of energy not being able to be created or destroyed.
Of course, it isn't, because it's convenient to your argument.
>It's what you call your "logic" that has an issue with that, since it doesn't stand on its own two legs.
You literally created a rule and then broke it to fit your argument. Your logic is faulty.
>Honestly at this point I'll just assume you're baiting me to waste time, since you're basically just going in circles.
No, you are going around in circles because you have no argument:
-if I make the argument that God had no reason to create humans, you say that his actions don't have to make sense.
-if I make the argument that God has absolutely no reason to want us to worship him, you say that his actions don't have to make sense.
-if I make the argument that eternal damnation for not believing in God makes no sense, you say that it doesn't have to make sense.
-if I make the argument that God would logically just reveal himself to non-believers if he wanted them to believe, you say that his actions (or lack thereof) don't have to make sense AND you beg the question.

You're an idiot.

>Not black noir

Shit taste

This is perhaps the cringiest exchange in this board's history.

i'd rather read something then see it actually happen

Would a superhero date you?

>World-Bearer Physiology

User with this ability either is or can transform into a world-bearing animal, a giant animal supporting or containing the world.

i could defeat him but the collateral damage would make it a Pyrrhic victory

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Butcher is not really a cuck, a cuck is someone who enjoys seeing his wife with another man. Butcher clearly fucking despises Homelander for taking his gf

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/National_Personification
could Homelander beat America? i dont think so. check mate.

I cannot believe this is the same guy that was in Banshee. This fuckin guy morphs.

I want to kiss the Female.

>episode 9

There's only 8.

This. I have pretty much stopped watching anything, because everything is so fucking boring. I actually binged this. I never do that. Every scene was put to use. I cannot wait for the second season. I hope it holds up as well as the first one.

DEPENDS ON HER SUCC GAME

NO DAINTY LITTLE BLOWJAYS

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>Electric Pillar Projection
most likely not, would probably look sweet though

fuck no that's one of the easiest ways to get killed in a superhero world

TELL ME ABOUT BILLY, WHY DOES HE HATE SOUP?

Fag

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I think I won

Lol godcucks really are stupid

>Monetary Empowerment
Oy vey

Mel is based, but poster is a homosexual. What did he mean by this?

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I think so. If I understand it right I could negate the Compund-V in his system thus depowering
him and kick his ass the old fashioned way. The man has never had a real fight in his life. Hell I could just bring a gun and shoot him.

>discern motivation
I'm fucking worthless.

She has the body of an athletic teenage girl. It's fucking gross.

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Why would a superhero date me?

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Probably the only good scene in that entire movie. What a disappointment.

SO SHES GOTTA MAKE UP FOR IT WITH HER MOUTH :^)

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now those are some flaterinos

>women are humans just like you and me bro
oh no no no no

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YES

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>my post made thursday
>5 bois threads up
fucking retard faggot, kill yourself

>t. ghey

>User with this ability either is or can transform into a Ningyo (literally:Fish Human), described with a monkey’s mouth with small teeth like a fish’s, shining golden scales, and a quiet voice like a skylark or a flute.
bummer

Certainty Manipulation.
Yeah, probably. I can make the impossible not just possible, but outright guaranteed.
Probably just play the lotto, though and enjoy my millions.

>5 threads
>they all reach bump limit
>but somehow they should have been contained in one thread
don't become a janny

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nether_Polearm_Construction
>Death Inducement

Makes it awful simple.

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formerly funny

Nah. I know that blonde bitch would be craving my big black dick though. So I guess i would at least fuck her.

i don't plan on it, i have a paying job

I've seen 3 seasons of that show and at no point did it register to me that it's the same guy. wtf

>WHY
>AREN'T
>YOU
>FROGPOSTING????

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Fag, cringe and unbased. She fantasises about tyrone everyday cucklord

we need more the boys threads

i'm on it

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awesome

>mimic

So I can literally turn in to anything I can think of. 2d or 4d. I could turn in to superman and wreck his shit.

But i think I would just turn in to a woman's shoe. Mmmmmm feet

and yet you still have nothing better to do than whinge about popular things

>Goddamn television show discussion threads getting in the way of my sneed posting!

Anyone got a gif of the small dude diving into the girls pussy?

ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION

HAHAHAHHAHAA

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Transcendence

Damn nigga. I rolled ascended god mode

you're right
butchers wife died to superbaby too

>Conceptual Music
The power to alter reality through the use of music and songs. Improved version of Music Manipulation.

I sing him a song and he buttfucks me?

Fucking source

>Monetary Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate money, currency and wealth, including coinage, notes, gems/jewels and anything that is used as currency.
hyperinflation here we come

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>Psyche Manipulation
>The power to manipulate the id, ego and superego.

done

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Holy shit, I'm Alex Mercer

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He's Irish. Probably can relate to Brits more than Americans.

I've seen the boys and i like it, but i don't like spammed shit

Homelander is screwed. Carlos is screwed. You guys are all screwed.

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>I should be valuable for no one wanting to fuck me
Not how it works

>tranny buys you and puts you on his foot

have fun

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Beginning_Dominance

Holy shit is this the strongest power?

fucking based

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when they put things like this on tv do they not realize it looks 10000000x cooler than the actual thing?

I've literally never seen the problem with this and I started reading Marvel when I was 12 (and stopped almost a decade ago, tho). You can fuck her clothed and with a condom on, it's not that fucking difficult.

Yuh

This post kills the retarded biblefag

Anyone have any good Homelander memes?

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YES

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Oneiric Cognition. Absolutely fucking useless.

Lunar Manipulation. So I'm the Magneto of Moon dust samples here on Earth?