76ers @ Heat | NBA Playoffs Round 2, Game 1 | Gamethread #1

starts in 45 b*ngs on TNT
MIA -7.5
no embiid
miami has like a million injuries but they're probably all fake except for lowry

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gimi

James Harden's legacy is on the line tonight

Paul Reed and Tyrese Maxey

>Draymond being a jogger
>"I didn't grab his jersey my hand got stuck"
>puts up hand to show how it was stuck
>shows full fisted grip
it's amazing how low iq black people are

the first thing i noticed was his fingers clenched lmao, they think they can get away with shit when there are countless cameras in the building

Drayboon is the ultimate coon and does not represent all of us.
Hes no better than a ghetto hood rat

>"he was falling to the ground I was trying to catch him"
>video clearly shows Clarke jumping to the left and going to land fine until Draymond grabs his jersey while it's in mid air and yanks him the opposite direction, turning Clarke's body horizontal mid air

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>dj starting

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Dray looks worse after that interview, what a dope.

>I've done some pretty egregious things though, I know that
At least he admits that though

video of the draymond play in question?

The funniest shit is his team isn't start enough to tell him to apologize because acting like his jogger self saying he's innocent increases his chance of more flagrant fouls and potential suspension.

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how many?

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>dj starting in 2022

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smart enough stupid cell phone

Couper Moorhead
@CoupNBA
Philly's Defensive Rating with DeAndre Jordan on the court, in 214 minutes, has been 117.4. Didn't play a full minute vs. Toronto.

shit teams

He literally smacked the dog shit out of him

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40/20/8

>likelihood he will come back later in the series
Wut? I thought he was supposed to be out several weeks at least.

Heaties!

u thought

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>nb4 d. wade's son starts spamming interracial tranny porn itt

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>dj starting

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Maxey? 0G.

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>starting DJ

THE ETERNAL GLENN STRIKES AGAIN

LOB CITY 2.0 LMAO

THE 2.0 IS FOR 2ND ROUND EXIT BY THE WAY

>miami crowd fucking empty

DeAndre Jordan has 2 points on an easy dunk

you were saying /nba/??? You guys are ALWAYS wrong lmao

yeah he's gonna go insane

embarrassing, like catching a child doing something you told them not to

>DeAndre Jordan starting for Philly
>Gabe Vincent starting for Miami
There's no way Miami doesn't cruise. DJ is just the worst, and Gabe is a certified 76er kliller

maybe the miami fans will show up in the 4th quarter if they're winning

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Heat sweeping in 3

>everyone has facial hair

Bros I grew a beard and everyone treats me better what gives?

That shit was common 30 years ago, and we enjoyed watching it

That was thought the last time he broke his orbital bone before a series against the Miami Heat.

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lol james harden is shit

pj tucker on harden ass let's go this gonna be kino defense workout

U on the left

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Jewami "fans" always show up late.

so many e mpty seats kek

3 minutes in and its already over

and only if they're winning

No one cares about Philly, Heat in 3

>I didn't slap him
>I didn't grab his jersey
saying this while they're showing slow mo replay on TNT

>This empty arena
Imagine if this heat team played in a Basketball town like Orlando

Who the fuck are these casters? Am I on the wrong stream?

>DeAndre Jordan in the game
>76ers getting utterly embarrassed
How could this be?

Miami is where old white people go to die. You guys really think Miami sports teams have any actual fans?

Everyone who saw LeBald win them 2 rings has already passed away years ago.

welp i hope the sixxies can come back down 0-2

doc kinda quiet

Yeah this is gonna be a sweep for miami

>source: zoomer

So this is how Harden chooses to end his career.

DJ has been in the league for over 15 years yet has nothing resembling skill nor fundamentals

it's a monday night and the tickets are like 300$ idk what are you expecting

lmao where are the fucking heat fans
it's halfway through the first quarter
i know they're fraud fans and they never show up on time but come on man, it's the second round of the playoffs

Nah, it'll go 5. down 3-0 Rivers will be forced to use BBall Paul and they'll steal one.

rivers looks like he's about to kill himself and that's a good thing

DJ is so ASS

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My sixies are being raped :(

Sixerbros.........

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its over

Morey was WRONG

the math was WRONG

They don't call him Bam Bam for nothing

doing keybumps in the bathroom

Because he's the classic 6'11"-7' filler archetype. CP3 and Blake earned him that massive contract.

MuH pRoCeSs

>old white people
>in a city that’s 70% Hispanic

the janny from my stream is already seething kek

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it took him this long to call the time out holy shit doc's brained is fried. was he drinking all night. but in bball paul you fucking clown

Just let Maxey run wild, please.

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streameast mods can choke on a hot iron cock

Doc rivers still riding on that 3 hof super team that should have won at least 2 chippies

Cubans aren't all Brown like Mexicans

Glen. His name is Glen.

no, but they're just as dirty

How did these Heat end up the 1 seed? They have literally one player of note. Is this the vaunted "Teamwork and Hustle" of the NBA's past?

No that would be Fort Myers and Naples. Miami is where minorities and kikes go.

Wtf they can just take away points now?

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Bigfoot?

>grabbin them boards like they fried balls of squid

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Adam Silver can do whatever he wants

jesus christ pj tucker's feet were moving that was a blocking foul what the hell are these refs doing calling that an offensive foul

oh dear

>everycallgoesagainstphillylol

People complain about Harden in the Regular season so the refs get the call to never give him calls

Weak ass calls

>james harden

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seriously cryami? you need refball AND embiid to be out just so you can cover the spread? sad.

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How my fellow philly bros coping with the fact that >we're not going to win this series due to Embiid injury/the process being cursed? For me it's kind of liberating. I fully expect a horrible loss every night.

Doc is looking shook already

ffs

>Tyler Herro IN

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we would beat them with embiid playing. harden is doing shit

Ben was right, you cannot win with these cats

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this is a clear retaliation to how much everyone complained about the sixers getting too many calls in g1 and g2 in the raptors series
they've swung too hard the other way, trying to punish the sixers and not give any calls at all

Refs rigging the game for the Heat.. Why do I even bother tuning into niggerball

I feel like that's the first 3 made by Butler in 3 months. He was shooting like, 18% from 3 since the ASG

There's a good percent of philly fans who legitimately don't care what happens until they make the finals.
I'm one of them.

why are there so many empty seats?

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Filthy chose Tobias Harris over Jimmy Butler and traded for James Harden and will pay James the most money ever for an empty jersey.

it was extremely apparent about a third way into this season they wouldn't win anything with glen rivers.

If you are 7' tall you have a 17% chance of making the NBA.

What a joke foul. Daryl Morey will never see a conference final, should not have criticized China

in the Atlanta series he magically turned into a god

Miami residents are so fiscally responsible they won't buy tickets at MSRP

If Glenn gets the boot afterwards I won’t feel nearly as bad

jimmy making 3s, bam don't going 3/25 in the paint
is so fucking over

how does butler magically become a three point shooter in the playoffs? does he hide some of his power level in the regular season?

ugh

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heats court is so fucking ugly

How is James Harden so trash