/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Sharl's Paddock Scooter Edition

>Lap:
#4304

>Countdown to the Florida Man GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
pastebin.com/hBq6YNFr

>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Williams still trying to understand difference between Albon and Russell
Haas: "F1 isn't pressuring us into behaving like Le American team"
VW: "Audi and Porsche will be in F1, for real this time"
Alfa Romeo aims at challenging Apline and McLel
No team principal parade in Miami

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youtube.com/watch?v=mt7MQD0cmks
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Gimi

gimi

hamspammer btfo'd us last thread not gonna cap

This is the thread

Death to anime and anime posters.

>t. Hamspammer

Will Lewis L Hamilton make it to Q2 this time?

>Hamspammer Copy pasta thread
Ignore and go to

This is the thread

Meant to respond to

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Go fuck off and have a mental breakdown in your isolation zone

we btfo'd hamspammer last thread fr

nah, he took the L and it's gonna stay that way

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yh he made really good arguments while all we had was sophistry and emotional appeals. we need the full verstappen defence force on duty this thread

Focking wankers

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based Haas bros WE GOT THIS

DIGITS AND PODIUM FOR MICK!

Monaco bros it's over

Fuck hamspammer

In Good news, Slapshoes video about Indycar is out
youtube.com/watch?v=mt7MQD0cmks
Also it contains the part which euros will never admit
That F1 owes their existence and soul to Indy 500, because everything indycar did, F1 copied it later and improved, which continues til this day, the reason of why f1 got rear engines and single seats was because indycar did and proved the theory right.

Reminder K-Mag is going to get a podium this weekend in front of the US home crowd

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>nooo, don't believe your lying eyes, it was all on verstappen, there was no way Sir Lewis Hamilton Larbalistier of Stevenage could have avoided him.

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== BI-HOURLY REMINDER ==
Nicholas "Big Niki" Latifi is a deep-cover Netflix agent, hired to sow and reap entertainment and influence the championship.

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Why are you even replying to him? He's so devastated he's shamelessly samefagging

>Alfa Romeo think they'll be better at Miami than Imola
Bottas podium incoming

Dunno

Thought it was Viccy

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>sophia suffering wighdrawals after going 1 hour without cock

>It's actually Joe

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gi/o/mi

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>podium
Make that a win

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Reminder that the Williams sisters will be at Miami this weekend and as a result Hamilton will go out in Q1 and finish out of the points

More like piggy verstappen amirite oink oink

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I require the pic, yes, THAT pic.

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gimi boobi

What do you need it for?

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t.sophist

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Got the clearance for that, boy?
Ah screw it, I'm gonna give it to you anyway.

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>replies to himself
>starts talking about himself in the third person
schizo moment

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why does that funny camel look like Alonso?

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So?

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cunny (this post did not bump the thread)

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Why you faggots still reply on hastily made Hamspammer thread ?

Were in here

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Those are all good pics, HOWEVER, I have found the pic.

gimi

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Beautiful gimage

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>italybro is now a hammspammer
Cope and jump in a mud volcano.

>VW: "Audi and Porsche will be in F1, for real this time"
And yet we still aren't going to have 22 or 24 cars.

What was that old saying? Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty?

Where do I go to acquire an F1 gf?

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Hamspammer used Italian IP before, besides German / Mexico / and Canada IP

>Ferrari back
>Amx vs Sharl kino
>Merc in the dirt
>Hammo getting exposed by Jorj anyway
Still can't believe how blessed this season is. It's like God decided to make a season just to reward /f1/ for suffering through MWL purgatory.

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>Italian posting a Ferrari related OP
>Hamspammer

Also your thread is just as hastly made as this one, at least this one has a F1 related OP and not some shitty indie game as OP

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holy shit my parents used to have the exact same clock

Lewis Larbalestier has been found dead in miami.

You get a normal gf and force her to watch F1 with you while she complains about it being boring as every normal european male has done for the last 50 years

thisbut if you want her to like it just show her DTS. Women like the travel and drama aspect of it.

Or Rush

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best news of my life

I am missing the subtext of Sainz's thought bubble (Severe retardation). The other ones make perfect intuitive sense.

Why would you want one? I'd much rather watch races in silence rather have some dumb bitch yelling in my ear when Crofty gets excited.

Cheggo

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Hello I hate Indonesian rakesh

Hello I hate Indonesian rakesh

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What are you eating lads?
Me chicken wraps with guacamole

Lets imagine that Max dies in a horrific inchidhent with a certain Monesque driver.
Who becomes Checo's No.2 driver?

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gamo

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Or better
>Get a normal GF
>Tell her you won't be available basically half of the Sundays of the year
>She will think it's because of football
>Tell her it's actually F1
>She realizes you are just like her father
>She now won't leave you forever because that's basically what woman are aiming for
>You also got a new buddy to watch F1 with (Father in law) and possibly more (Eventual brother in laws)

Punished Punished Gasly

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Alright, makes sense. Where do I go to acquire a normal gf?

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Amx's corpse would still perform better than anyone in the Red Bull roaster

Top Gear legend James May

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Chicks will never actually understand Rush because not a single woman can sit through YYZ.

You win this time anime haters
/f1/ and anime are inseparable
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anime will be back in /f1/

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>Where do I go to acquire a normal gf?
Just be the normal, confident yourself, they will come to you.

there are two places
>go outside
>use a dating app
both have worked for me

just bee urself

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That's it. I'm never going to the local toko for Indonesian food ever again.

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>1488
Based
>2022
>normal gf
Impossible

Gf got mad at me because for the Aus GP we were having dinner at our friend's apt.
I told her beforehand that I was going to watch the race at their place, asked they guy if it was alright and he was cool with it.
When it was race time, I excused myself and went to watch the race. Good checo result, then come back and gf was mad.
Lol did she think I wasnt gonna actually watch a race in the middle of a social gathering? Im autistic ofcourse I will.

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>You're an anime hater if you don't like the Indo pedo shitting up the thread
These people are like kids, they barely have the brain power to us empathy and understand why they're not liked, by multiple anons

Would watching F1 with 50-60 year old bros for a while, then eventually working your way to getting introduced to their smokin' hot F1 daddy issues daughters work too?

the way that some of you talk about women is so legitimately retarded they watch f1 for the same reasons you do and contrary to popular belief not just for the driver's looks and the drama.
the reason you think women are annoying about f1 is because you saw like three tweets from female luis/mclaren fans and think theyre all like that lol. one look at r*ddit and you'll find a shitton of guys that are the exact same

No.

Rendang is good though. You didnt want to eat these ???

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Fuck anime posters in Yea Forums the toenail dirt of sports discussion. Just some filth that always reappears if you're not constantly scrubbing it away.

Friendly reminder that you are not a real F1 fan if you don't rearrange even your own funeral to watch races live.

take a good long run up and jump out of the highest window you can.