Movie begins by lead cast member jumping out of the screen and beating me to an inch of my life and busting my kneecaps

>movie begins by lead cast member jumping out of the screen and beating me to an inch of my life and busting my kneecaps

Every time.

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Stop breaking the no singles policy and this won't happen. I'm one to talk though, I'm writing this from my hospital bed after Isabela Moner beat me with a crowbar, but it was worth it. Also Dora was pretty kino but the blood loss made it hard for me to follow.

I wanna get beat up by hot female lead

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>go to see Hunger Games
>take an arrow in the nuts

Th-thanks JLaw

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Good man.

Really? The actresses all come out and give me a blowjob one by one while staying in character when I see a film. You must be doing something wrong.

>rape scene
>mom takes her pants off and starts aggressively masturbating

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>go to film
>all the characters turns to the camera and start to personally insult me
>herewegoagain.png
>the audience join in, chucking food and drinks over me
>the characters on screen cheer as the audience drag me out my seat and tear my limbs off
>the director joins the cast in listing each of my autistic failings in life
>the manager announces i'm banned from the cinema
>everyone cheers
>roll credits
classic

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>at the cinema
>character says the word nigger
>dad bursts out laughing
Anyone wanna trade?

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BASED

>Movie begins with a page stating that the movie will not play as long as I am alive in the theater along with a picture of me, prompting the audience to brutally kill me in order to view the movie.
Every motherfucking time.

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Cape, monocle, top hat, cane, fedora (on top of top hat), Bane mask, falcon, spaghetti and don't forget to bring your mum to avoid no singles policy.

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>start watching seinfeld
>suddenly I'm kramer
>look at audience
>see my old self through the television screen
>seinfeld theme plays in the background as elaine pulls down her pants, squats down, and takes the biggest wettest shit on Jerry's floor while mouthing eyehategod lyrics at me

>sex scene
>male character points at me and starts laughing

>sex scene involving my immediate family in high budget action flick
>suddenly they go off script and begin discussing their hate for me
>i call them
>the phone rings onscreen as the laugh and ignore my call
>this sex scene feels overly graphic and ruins the pacing of the film
no professionalism these days

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based dad

Hopefully it was White Nigger.

Because that's what you are.

Psychosis sounds like a pretty fun ride ngl

Bump

>sex scene
>mom makes me reenact it with next door neighbour
Only fellow micks will understand this feel. Irreversible was a fun one to watch.

It was take as needed for pain, but I am trashy as fuck

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>arrive at cinema
>film is just a recoding from my webcam of me crying
>suddenly the onscreen me announces 'he's here'
>everyone attacks

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This fucking thread

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It is except for the scary parts.

underrated episode

Did she do it in time with the theme song

>Go to red sparrow
>Just 3 hours of her berthole in my face

8/10, decent plot.