>movie begins by lead cast member jumping out of the screen and beating me to an inch of my life and busting my kneecaps
Every time.
Movie begins by lead cast member jumping out of the screen and beating me to an inch of my life and busting my kneecaps
Samuel Williams
Xavier Wood
Stop breaking the no singles policy and this won't happen. I'm one to talk though, I'm writing this from my hospital bed after Isabela Moner beat me with a crowbar, but it was worth it. Also Dora was pretty kino but the blood loss made it hard for me to follow.
Sebastian Watson
I wanna get beat up by hot female lead
Bentley Russell
>go to see Hunger Games
>take an arrow in the nuts
Th-thanks JLaw
Asher Hernandez
Good man.
Connor Gomez
Really? The actresses all come out and give me a blowjob one by one while staying in character when I see a film. You must be doing something wrong.
Luis Lopez
>rape scene
>mom takes her pants off and starts aggressively masturbating
Blake Peterson
>go to film
>all the characters turns to the camera and start to personally insult me
>herewegoagain.png
>the audience join in, chucking food and drinks over me
>the characters on screen cheer as the audience drag me out my seat and tear my limbs off
>the director joins the cast in listing each of my autistic failings in life
>the manager announces i'm banned from the cinema
>everyone cheers
>roll credits
classic
Owen Anderson
>at the cinema
>character says the word nigger
>dad bursts out laughing
Anyone wanna trade?
Noah Watson
BASED
Gabriel Johnson
>Movie begins with a page stating that the movie will not play as long as I am alive in the theater along with a picture of me, prompting the audience to brutally kill me in order to view the movie.
Every motherfucking time.
Lucas Fisher
Cape, monocle, top hat, cane, fedora (on top of top hat), Bane mask, falcon, spaghetti and don't forget to bring your mum to avoid no singles policy.
Isaiah Nelson
>start watching seinfeld
>suddenly I'm kramer
>look at audience
>see my old self through the television screen
>seinfeld theme plays in the background as elaine pulls down her pants, squats down, and takes the biggest wettest shit on Jerry's floor while mouthing eyehategod lyrics at me
Liam Gomez
>sex scene
>male character points at me and starts laughing
Ryan White
>sex scene involving my immediate family in high budget action flick
>suddenly they go off script and begin discussing their hate for me
>i call them
>the phone rings onscreen as the laugh and ignore my call
>this sex scene feels overly graphic and ruins the pacing of the film
no professionalism these days
Colton Hernandez
based dad
Connor Peterson
Hopefully it was White Nigger.
Because that's what you are.
Ryder Brown
Psychosis sounds like a pretty fun ride ngl
Andrew Gray
Bump
Parker Butler
>sex scene
>mom makes me reenact it with next door neighbour
Only fellow micks will understand this feel. Irreversible was a fun one to watch.
Cooper Gray
It was take as needed for pain, but I am trashy as fuck
Ayden Morris
>arrive at cinema
>film is just a recoding from my webcam of me crying
>suddenly the onscreen me announces 'he's here'
>everyone attacks
Owen Richardson
This fucking thread
Kevin Barnes
It is except for the scary parts.
Luke Sullivan
underrated episode
Justin Ward
Did she do it in time with the theme song
Grayson Roberts
>Go to red sparrow
>Just 3 hours of her berthole in my face
8/10, decent plot.