Sony Pictures ‘Uncharted’ With Tom Holland loses Director

Tom Holland and Ty Simpkins are relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss them relentlessly.

Wait tom holland is playing nathan drake? ahahaha worst casting ever

Precisely

Nathan
>6'4 Alpha Turbo mega chad
Tom
>5'3 twink

Thanks goodness. Put Jeremy Renner in there.

he's too manlet to play Drake.

>it's another "movie adaptation of AAA game is stuck in development hell for nearly a decade" episode

Hasn't every movie adaptation of a Sony game series vanished into limbo? I swear we've heard about Uncharted, Infamous, Sly, God of War, and maybe even others. Ratchet was probably the exception because it had a game tie-in.

the last of us movie was supposed to happen too, for some reason

jeremy renner is a manlet too

People love Indiana Jones because "it's like watching an Uncharted game". What's the point of making a movie?

Seething nincel manchildren

Why, why, WHY do they keep trying to make video game movies. It’s literally never worked. Not once. Closest they came was the Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider and people only saw that because she’s hot. Why are they making this?

What incredibly bad casting jesus christ why couldnt it just be fillion

>disney panicking about being greedy fucks
>makes people boycott sony movies
>phase 4 of mcu is boring as shit and full of c list heroes and their least favourite avengers
>meanwhile dc is slowly gaining steam, evwn after jl happened, with more kinos in the distance
Pretty based

Because he’s 20 years too old for the part

film studio executives are retarded, they see that video games make enormous amounts of money and want to cash in on that

I wanna get Yea Forums‘s opinion here: why is it that vidya movies fail? Great films are adapted from books all the time. Hell, the LEGO movie was good and that’s based on a line of toys. So why can’t games be made into good films?

>meanwhile dc is slowly gaining steam, evwn after jl happened, with more kinos in the distance
Yeah, I'm thinking it's based

You guys are fucking nuts if you ever think this film will happen. It's been in development for 10+ yrs.

Because games are about mechanics, not story.

It's video game adaptations in general. We were supposed to get Bioshock, Halo (I guess this the TV series is well underway now though, far too late), and Gears of War too and they never happened.

Some games are definitely about story. Last of Us had shit mechanics but nobody cared because they loved the story.

>black mask is a fag
>kino

Riiiight...

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bruce lee could fight anyone though

Because they don't capture the characters or settings well and fail to translate gameplay into live action

Show me a professional fight he won

They even wanted to make shadow of the colossus.

YAAS KING!
Remember when he auditioned for Spider-Man and was turned down?
Look who's laughing now !

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This and the Highlander reboot will never get mad.

>relent
relentlessly posting is cringe

These and the Lost Boys tv series isn't get made either :(

>tom holland as drake
wasn't this abandoned ages ago and they hired nathan fillion?

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There was supposed to be a Lost Boys tv show? Was it a sequel series or a reboot?

they are making a metal gear solid movie as well when anyone who has played any of the games know it's just an amalgamation of various action movie references and tropes anyway. hell the first MGS game takes a bunch of scenes from escape from new york

Shadow of the Colossus was going to get a movie adaptation directed by the same guy who did It and Mama. The Metal Gear Solid movie is also being produced by Sony.

Everyone?

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big think post

YES
#RESISTSONY
#IMPEACHSONY

>indiana jones is a ripoff of old pulp novels
>tomb raider is a ripoff of indiana jones
>uncharted is a ripoff of tomb raider
wow what an original movie

be nice, user. we twinks can coexist, although tom can always seat 2 rows behind him

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Because he's almost 50?

absolutely disgusting

You can't live with the fact that Timothée is such a perfect human being and super talented you have to share this shitty manip everytime . Does that manip help you sleep at night?

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I bet he could beat your ass

Tom is one of many horny twinks infatuated with Timothée. Doesn't he have a boyfriend at home?

usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tom-hollands-brother-was-mistaken-for-timothee-chalamet/
video:
twitter.com/ultchalamet/status/1143856352411959296

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He sure beat this car up with this special technique

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Prince of Persia was alright. Not great but not a trainwreck either.

From what I've seen of Tom's bf they must be into threesomes

Why in the fucking hell is sony still trying to make this garbage into a movie? Like is there movie division run by a drooling retard?

(((Game critics))) liked it because it felt like a game even though they didn't have to do any of that, you know, actual game playing stuff.

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

relentlessly based

Now all we gotta do is lose the twink and get the OG Nathan Drake in the top spot.

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It's like casting lara croft as a flat chested ugly piece of shit that can't act. Mistakes are always being made, hopefully this fixes them

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that's because it should've been a movie. it will totally get one too and it will be 1:1

Seriously, in what world does he make a convincing Nathan Drake?

so the war has begun, disney is moving its chest pieces

this looks like that euphoria tranny. In fact the troon has more shape than this roastie