/box/ - Despierta, Dmitry edition

Furybruvvas..it's over.

>debunks a strawman
A classic moment of pilpul.

Canelo isn't a pussy hypejob like BooBum, this random Br*tbum would kneel like many od his brethren before Canelo.

*gulps*

>strawman
Tysoy is literally on his tippy toes, take your meds. You're a men'al manlet just like your idol is.

>pop into M&S on way home
>ooh I'll get a Chicken & Bacon wrap
>4 quid
>first bite
>salty as fuck

Why the fuck do people shop here?

Boxing boxing British Sport Simple As.

Game status?

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If you genuinely want to know it's because the mayo used in M&S chicken and bacon products has chicken stock in it which, combined with the bacon, gives it a really salty taste. Don't ask me how I know

Thor use to lift heavy ass 500 pound weights all day, his spine is extremely compressed.

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How is he on tiptoes you fucking retard?

Thorlets...

>Don't ask me how I know

I'm gonna fucking risk it.. H-how do you know that obscure piece of information?

Open your eyes or put on your incel glasses, you blind autistic faggot.

Mmgay as a whole faggot

You are a proper 84 IQ 56%er.

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Surely you're just pretending to be retarded? Either way, you're a fucking retard. Tysoy is known for tippy toeing and the picture I posted is one of many cases, sad!

I've met Tyson Fury and he was TALL

Previous:

I've met luke fury and we were pretty much eye to eye.

(I'm 5ft8)

And the picture I posted proves that you're pretending to be human instead of the pavement ape that you are.

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Copesa STILL coping over his man’s fake height

>thor leaned over to the left, not standing straight, head not level
>tysoy standing as straight as he can, head held high as it can go
You shouldn't be coping this hard over height, it's unhealthy for your men'al 'elf.

why there's no hype for Canelo fight?

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Fury is 6'8"

The post that shook the world.

>How is he on tiptoes you fucking reta-

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THOR IS LITERALLY ON HIS TIP TOES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

*THE* IBO champion?!

Fury height is much more important.

>Thor on his tip-toes with his thick-soled cope shoes
>Thor standing normally (while still in his cope shoes)

These DAZN Mexicans can't compete with El Autismo Beefo.

No one cares about him fighting Campbell Hatton's bottom. The EuroPillow tour is boring.

I fancy Joe Joyce to beat Joseph Parker

6'9" and Fury still mogs him. The absolute unit.

Too slow for Big Joseph

Tyson Fury said that AJ is Nigerian and not English like he is..

Hard to get excited about the biggest cherry picking, drug cheating, judge brining, conniving, contract abusing, paid diving crook in boxing.

Don't forget the hydration clauses.

r/boxing moment.

that's every fighter now, box sucks

THE Joseph Poorker who fought life and death with THE battle-worn CTE’d Shitsora?

DANGEROUSLY based post

that falls under contract abusing
That’s a very broad generalization. Canelo is one of the leaders of the sport and is the most egregious when it comes to bad practices. He’s a bad influence in more ways than one. No other boxer has achieved his level or scumminess in recent memory.

>Filip Hrgovic Withdraws From IBF Eliminator With Zhang Zhilei On Canelo-Bivol Undercard
HrgoBitch

Bud Don't Want That Smoke He Know If He Swim With The Big Fish He Gon Drown And That's On God #StrapSeason #MANDOWN

Yeah you would know r*d

HAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCKING PUSSY

Why are CHI-s so obsessed with box?

>Hrgovic’s father reportedly died early in April. His father’s death is believed to be the reason Hrgovic was unable to concentrate on training and ultimately withdrew from his fight with Zhilei.

When this happened to Buster Douglas and Wallin it made them stronger and they proceeded to beat the #1 rank heavyweight in the world. Big Bang had Hrovic shook

>ME MENTAL ‘ELF
KWAB

>Have a resume of complete journeyman shit
>Somehow get a title eliminator for a mandatory
>Duck

Babitch was right about Hrgobitch.

B-b-b-based!

I knew our schedule was too good to be true.
First Boo Boo ducks, now HrgoBITCH is the second big duck. Who necks?

Poorker

Pretty disrespectful to Big Bang to wait til 1 week until the fight to pull out, goddamn I hope Wallin is the replacement but I guess it has to be a fighter in IBF's top 15

Will it be Poorker or will it be the DUCKernaut? We will have to see

Guarentee one of those cards on the 14th falls apart

Slavaboos continuously taking L's.

Joe Joyce has never ducked any man. He's chased them, in fact.

I've worked at M&S since I was 18 and I know all of our food products in and out, and also got to go to some food tasting event thing pre-plandemic. The chicken and bacon wrap is unironically probably the shittiest thing in our food on the move range. The horseraddish beef sandwich with onion is pretty decent even if it's a ripoff. I get 20% of all my food though which is pretty cool when I proceed to lose £200 betting on Derevyanchenko to beat Charlo

Going on resume Parker wins
Going on attributes Parker wins
But I honestly wonder if Parker's heartletry will be exposed (again) by Joyce's unrelenting autistic confidence. Weird to think Joyce could be in The Ring's top 5 heavyweights by August. Scares me to think Bongz could unironically become our resident Heavyweight Expert(TM)

He dont want that Savage smoke
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Slow Sòyce has ducked Ortiz and Pulev

>The highest-ranked fighter in the IBF's top 15 without a fight booked right now is Kabayel

The corrupt IBF wouldn't give a mandatory shot to anyone but Hrgobitch with his resume of cans but it's funny to imagine.

not the guy you replied to but smoked salmon and cream cheese is always a good shout from M&S, they have pretty generous portions of salmon as opposed to other places. Any other tips on what's the best lunch stuff from there?

> He's chased them, in fac— QUACK!

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JUST
The absolute state of that card

Is Joe Joyce’s wrist injury going to be a problem for the Poorker fight?

$80 to watch a snooze fest with UDvol

I respectfully present my apologies to the american zhang fan
restored kidney function zhang is the real deal and made hrgobitch fold with the sheer strength of his chi alone