>invented football
>invented rugby league
>invented rugby union
>invented tennis
>invented cricket
>invented snooker
>invented darts
>invented water polo
>invented golf
>invented table tennis
>invented badminton
>invented squash
>invented curling
>invented bobsleigh
>invented the shotput
>invented the hammer throw
>invented the marathon
>still has dozens of unique native sports
>revived the olympics
How do we do it?
Scotland invented all of those btw
Scotland is the second best part of Britain, so they naturally contributed a great deal to British successes and general greatness. Nobody would deny such a thing!
You forgot this one
True and based
I KNEEL
>shit also 0 trophies since 1966
>shit
>shit
>good sport but only 1 good brit this century
>good sport but literally worst ICC full member
>shit i wish eurosport wouldn't show it so much
>shit except for when you're drunk
>shit
>shit except for ryder cup
>giga shit
>omega shit
>shit but had fun playing it in school
>shit and only spawns waifufag threads
>germany won like 20 golds in february it's not your sport
>shit
>shit
>good finally africans got something to be proud of
>dont care
>the IOC was founded in paris
unironically better than divegrass
why are you seething?
nah Scotland's plenty better than England
t. have been to both
Tell the truth is seething? I think you should calm down a bit. Maybe take a walk. I heard melatonin helps as well.
You say that in every thread, my Caledonian friend. I'm beginning to wonder why you left!
Based
make real money here and don't get taxed tae fuck
Forget your proxy, Woj?
covid ruined my social and university life i've been seething nonstop since march 2020 it's not because of you don't worry
based German me
All strolen from us
>Squash
Basindi
And they are literally pitiful at everything lol. If they are good at something it is because some Nigerian or Somali competes under their flag
this shit is only played by geriatric euro immigrants at my gym
It's a tough sport. It's good when you get into it. I heard it referred to as accountant squeak and that felt oddly accurate.
would agree with that moniker, squash is a sport for the few white collar adults here that want to stay active
the rest do golf
There's a big crossover with squash and golf among the financial sector employees, well here anyway
Spaniards play one sport (an English one), and occasionally watch a man put on a funny costume and maim an animal. Essentially, there is no sport in Spain.
Obrigado
The greatest gift you gave the world is Emma :)
Thanks
>Excel's in none of them
el cope
That's pretty based.
And you did the same thing with music.
Thank god your food suck or else you wouldn't have any competition.
Toast sandwiches got 3 stars off Michelin
We are the kings of the kitchen, the gods of gourmet
based and wmaf pilled
just did a poo
that's very sporting of you
>invents golf
>regularly beaten by americans
>invented cricket
>regularly beaten by convicts
>>invented tennis
>regularly beaten by spaniards and slavs
>invented rugby league
>regularly beaten by samoan kiwis
it REALLY makes you think
Yet, you suck at most of them
We invented all of these before lmao
see
Thanks Dad
culture
I wonder what pastimes they enjoyed at Jamestown
No you didn't. You might have had games that approximated the concept, but that's meaningless in the modern world. We invented them because we codified the contemporary versions, that's it.
God I fucking LOVE her. Why can I not stop thinking about her?
Sweet emma
burning natives and praying
Didn't need to burn them when they could just trade them glass beads for huge tracts of land
no one believes you had a life before covid, autist
>do what you mentioned
>teach natives about jesus
>burn the ones who don't believe and wait for the others who do to die off
>import blacks from africa to grow sugar
>profit
ah, the good old days
>invented brits
Also debatably invented hockey
excuse you, ronnie just won his 7th world snooker title
I forgot that
We definitely invented field hockey
>Anglos have no sou-
Baseball too
Everybody had their own sports, but you fuckers forced us to play your gay ones.
Ice Hockey was invented by Scotland
Look it up
wtf thats literally me on the left
Fuck field hockey that's the biggest joke in sports
Didn't know the bongistanis invented that, or that it's a sport.
Canada invented Emma