/heem/

left is a heemer for sure

Came through drippin' (drip drip)
Came through drippin' (drip drip)
Came through drippin' (drip drip)
Diamonds on my wrist, they drippin' (ice)
Came through drippin' (drip drip)
Came through drippin' (drip drip)
Came through drippin' (drip drip)
Diamonds on my wrist, they drippin' (ice)

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you guys don't miss tracy at all?

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Why do you think you can announce reports?

Why do arabs comment creepy shit about white kids so fucking often

Can someone translate the text?

guy must have absolutely hummed
typical fat cunt

How can he beat Chandler?

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y'think I give two hot damns bappa nah this ain't it chief I'm gonna tawk what I wanna tawk and you're gonna sit right there and eat a big plate of humble taquito bubba

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for me it's cooming on Tracy Cortez's tattoo of her dead brother that looks like Gaethje

I NEED to have sex with an asian

fpbp

>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

no. lets hope he survives

>ywn know what it feels like to have sex with all 3 Godinez sisters and your best bro at the same time

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Rear naked choke (bookies hate me)

she's messican as shit b

heard she from michigan b

Welcome to the jungle, pussy. Now get in.

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I didnt watch the fights since it was just a bunch of literal whos

So I come here to ask

What was the outcome? Who beat who?

Wow so edgy le epic

geeez fucking christ...eww

Font landed 120 more strikes he clearly won

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*extends anus*

i took this

based edition

Do NOT try this I will pile drive your shit box with my cock.

thanks

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You should need to pass a mixed martial arts general knowledge test to post here.

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Little beady demon eyes. No thanks

Nobody thinks you're funny. Grow up.

Nelk is a group of Canadians, never relax

you niggas will just save any niggas shit on your computers

Fuck Dana

I don't care how small he is that's a 40 year old man in your lap brazza

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Khabib's comment is 'My villagers', don't know what the Arab is saying

Beautiful boxing, Rob.

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>heem still seething at khabeast in retirement
dustybitches, conorcels, tonyschizos. None could take out the eagle not even close.

29-0

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The name of the realest fighter in the biz? Shane "Deep Waters" Velasquez

oleeeey

I think I'm funny and that's what's important

To the Oliveira boyers of /heem/, be honest with me. If he loses to Gaycheese, will you abandon him and pretend you never boyed him, or will you be loyal and stick with him? What if he loses really embarrassingly, like a Conor vs. Aldo type situation?

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but brazza he hev numba wan bamhole in dagestan

you guys are watching uriah faber FC right?

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Come to Allstars (Spain)
youtube.com/watch?v=oMkM_QIdJvQ

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He definitely fucked those kids.

Then keep it to yourself

Always remember proper bamhole inspection safety and etiquette

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Its so fucking funny when I get (you)s from posts that aren't sincere, like, I have led you astray and taken a little bit of the world from you.

[khabib sits in the hospital, smiling wistfully, holding back tears with his championship belt in his lap]

Khabib: Tell me fazza...which one was your favorite?

Abdulmanap: *coughs*....the final tony duck *cough* ...that was the one. ducked to perfection and flushed him for good...*cough* ....if only.....

Khabib: if only what fazza?

Abdulmanap:...*wheezes*..if only....

Khabib: what is it fazza?!

Abdulmanap: If I could see....*cough* *cough*....one more duck with the strap brazza......*dies*

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Probably 3 of his wives

no

du bronx vs poirier replay on espn rn

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I would still watch him because who cares.

kek

Asalamualykum brothers and sisters

Idk guys i put something too far in my turd cutter and blood came out

But im a real one and not going to the hospital so I may be perma heemed

Why would they show that?

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ahamaadooolah

>But im a real one and not going to the hospital
that's a weird way to say "I can't afford medical bills"

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FUCK Islam

UNDISPUTED.. UNDEFEATED... JADE RIVERA

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Krispy Kattarbros, how we feelin' bout this matchup?

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Peace be upon you, brother.

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Kattar moves like a featherweight but Emmett only needs one

Left one is cute, would pat her head, the other two can fall of the cliff.

If his chins gone after the Holloway fight he’s absolutely fucked

S-shut up

The ultimate zoomer vs boomer fight. Can't wait.

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knock knock open up

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kattar by ud

His chin held up just fine vs Giga

*Get's in*

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Giga's a powerlet

Do you think that Conor is trying to get a big fight (like fighting Usman) because even knowing that he will probably lose he knows this could be his last big fight on the UFC and he wants to get a last big paycheck?

Lol Conor literally laughing at how soft Khabitchbabyboi's pillowfists are

Spicy fight but not a finish. Kattar 49-46

Is Rob Font the most pillowfisted bitch in the UFC?

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The moment I boyed him. Just don't care about submissions and you should be fine.

See the thing about arabs is that if someone asked me to "draw a goat fucker", an arab is what I would draw. They must be aware that they literally LOOK like they fuck goats. Imagine that being the appearance God gave you. Goat fucker.

Welcome to your mullato homosexual zog future eurotrash
It's only a matter of time b4 this man gets in trouble for pedophilia
Screenshot this

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>tony’s hair is almost fully grey now
How we feeling tonybros

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streamable.com/9w3g6#

streamable.com/zmmgf#

khabitches have been running from these videos for years now. Conor won

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Nah that would be Colby.

Like a antelope about to be eaten alive by a Lion

He's a 135er man that's what little guys do

Tony's hair may be almost fully grey, but Chandler's kids are fully black

Colby hits hard as fuck
Check the faces of his opponents after the fights

Josh's power is overrated

Emmett 2nd round TKO, Kattar refusal to get up from corner chair during round change. Kattar gruesomely battered.

Yes but he landed nothing clean it was all on chito’s guard

Damn, he is looking like my deceased junkie uncle.

Chandler doesn't have any kids.

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why did they do this

>That nigga being abducted in the back.

>gets the easy UD on Emmett the Orc with his crispy boxing
>TKOs Yarear Rodpeegays the heartlet
>becomes the first man to heem Max in their rematch after Volk beats Max up for 5 rounds again
>elbows Volk into oblivion to win the strap
Kattarbros, we are back!

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Connor is a nightmare matchup for juiceman he will duck just like Diaz is

kino

Conor simulating Poosman like Griffin explains would be so kino. Disgraceful cope videos, however.

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fellow bawlstonbros... the strap is coming home

emmet will step on a mine and lose one leg but will still win somehow

jackedmanletbros... i kneel

PeeFL is on Friday this week lads

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lmao
>there's 40 seconds left, let's let him fight to the horn

Absurdly based. Boyed Rockhold and forever supported Herbaceous after that (until the Tony stoppage, that is).

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The last good win of Conor was 5+ years ago bro.

>rory still hasnt retired

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who watching uriah faber fight card?