Ronnie O’Sullivan vs Judd Trump
> Six-time champion Ronnie O'Sullivan leads 10-4 over Judd Trump in their World Championship final.
>Trump, the 2019 winner, seems to be having issues with his >cue action
>GWAN RONNIE
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GWAN RONNIE
THE BOY
First for snooker as a concept.
i expected better from the swedes
>one more frame this evening
poo
Anime.
This is Selby in the zestpod, so it;s obviously Yea Forums related.
>this final
Worammur
Every player under 40yo is a bum today
We got no good players and the chink Faggots are mentally shit
Hey Faggots,
My name is Judd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ass? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the best snooker player in the world. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot twink (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Based!
based!
What’s for lunch today lads?
is that a 3d print? How can Games Workshop continue to operate with pirates like you stealing their intellectual property? Disgusting.
kino table punch
DON'T DUMP THE TRUMP
CAM ON RONNIE
how does one self improve?
>Lunch
It's evening now Mr Yanke. Had a Sunday roast obviously
Reckon we won’t be having a fourth session lad
GO ON THE BOY
Actually unironically rooting for Jodd now, just so we get an actual match
Taunting the ref.
>I dare you to award Judd this frame
KEK
anime!
Why did they get Derek Chauvin to ref the game?
Yes, but GW has never released a Thunder Warrior miniature. (Incredibly autistic but they have released two Space Marines wearing Mk1 Thunder Armour)
>just so we get an actual match
this, best we can do with the worst possible final of the players in the semis
thanks, previous thread was crashing my browser
The Office and Extras are the greatest comedy programmes broadcast on the BBC of all time.
cursed session for chudd
>potting the cue again
SCROMITING
POT THE RED THEN, SCREW BACK
FOR THE YELLOW GREEN BROWN BLUE PINK AND BLACK
SNOOKER LOOPY NUTS ARE WE
WE'RE ALL SNOOKER... LOOPY
Lame
HE DID IT AGAIN LOL
Trump has been my hero for years because he has in his eyes an 'imperative' intensity which the rest don't have. Apart from Ronnie the rest of the players are just a solid bunch of journeymen but Trump is a genius and at last he showed it here tonight in the final. Nothing will make me happier than him lifting the trophy tomorrow: the imperative is what is sadly missing from the rest of contemporary culture which is also rather solid and complacent. Van Gogh had it. So does Judd.
Why does Drumpf keep potting the cue ball?
not judd's day
is this the final frame of the sesh then lads
K U B O L
Again
>you now remember rpmmie being 10-5 up against the molester from leicester before losing 14-18 in the 2014 final
The most dangerous lead
Makes up for all the anti-White bilge the BBC regularly pumps out then, I guess
No one likes his liberal shit but some of his stand-up is undeniably brilliant.
bad karma for not tapping the table
Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt
>dynasties
nature prgrammes nowadays are soulless and shit. they force these made-up humanized story gimmicks and something has to be happening all the time
POT THE RED
AND THEN GO IN OFF
>Neil just finished streaming a sesh
Very, very relevant image
shitty final
Willo v Ronnie would've been kino
Dudd can't do what the Zester can do though
No it doesn't, given that they were broadcast 15-20 years ago. But my point still stands - as does yours
yeah lee is undeniably a funnier fucker even if he is a libtard.
I can't read his insufferable Guardian articles but his stand up is top notch.
Yep, that and them covering like a dozen stages at Glastonbury, and the World Football Phone-in, and Only Connect etc etc etc
Take a chill pill
fuck off yank
You've seen them, the rap singers.
pear cider lol
The ones that go up and down the bannisters?
Very true.
Must be nice to be this new.
The 90's bleached hair villain trope was based on reality.
I think he misunderstood the aim of the game.
these days mate
Near the corn exchange and they go down like this.
Oh no, it's the >tip again
You're really not selling it
>take a chill pill
Literally this attitude that is the reason it's all fucked
I just wish he could zest Ronnie.
A TOAST
So there's one more frame after this one right? Because they're playing 9 frames this session?
i'm not new here - just vigilant.
bit of a damp squid this final lads
ive got a tip for you
STOP THE FRAMES
i hate stewart lee with a passion. he's like ian huntley to me
My sense of spite is so strong that I am actively rooting for a massacre so that the rich fuckers who bought final session tickets get nothing.
Reaching level of gwan that shouldn't be possible.
i believe so
*squib
He looks like Ian Huntley but fatter.
Holy shit I had no idea he was on twitch.
>147 parser at snooker
Genuine kek
*squib
It's still nice to see Ronnie play on this level, though.
300 quid for a front row seat to a shaun murphy trick shot exhibition, beautiful.
*squib
Judd is shite. Can point to the unfortunate potting of a the white on a few occasions, but he's been missing some bread and butter shots that you really cannot do at this level.
>be 5 frames behind
>pot long red, go in off a another red
>opponent gets GWANNED
seems harsh
Neil Robertson (1)
Comments such as that are like a child's urine off an old man's back, to him.
My dad worked with Ian Huntley, he was a temp in their factory for a couple of months
Thats why this is so uncomfy. He's normally far better. This could have been an all time classic final. But instead of fame, it might just be bound for infamy.
What an unbearable zoomer.
nice bloke?
The Boy's comeback starts now!
lel
more likely to be a forgettable 18-13 when he pulls it together a bit tomorrow.
think stewart lee is really funny desu
Judd flatlined in the final, what a waste. Final's done, boys, Autismo is on the road to winning.
>arms warrior
fucking based
He's my favourite comedian by a million miles. Do you want me to run through a list of his best work in case you missed it?
>Dump Flump
lel
What's going on in that picture
he gives off more of a Ratko Mladic vibe to me, be one who's let himself go a bit
Because Judd's having a bad day
>jubb flub
fucking hell mate how do you not know where that's from
the man johnny marr's paid to stand in for morrissey has let himself go
HAHAHHAHAAAHAHA BROWN BTFOS JUDD
>that brown
I've always thought more Terry Christian, but one who's let himself go a bit
SHORN MURPHYS LET HIMSELF GO
DRUMPF IS FINISHED
2002? 18-17??
Why does that photo always get memed, there's not much wrong with having fish and chips and a beer
lots of /brit/ posters in tonight
early audience claps knocked it off course
No, weird apparently
You must be poor if you look at the people sitting in the audience and think their rich. Also kys Sinn Fein tranny
Anyone else's telly just turn off briefly?
2020-tier*
Yes
aye
Yeah. Thought me power had gone out.
yeah i had to clap the missus then it came back on
yes
>These fucking plebs
youtube.com
DOGSHIT FINAL
>not much wrong
there's zero wrong
yes
yes.
Wow, I'm really disappointed in myself. I'll take the L on this one.
yep and internet went off for a sec
Wasn't it yesterday that Judd said something like "I truly believe that I'm near my best snooker"
power zone
Married men go on /147/?
holy fuck iplayer offiicial is like 5 minutes behind you lot
yeah, the kubol flew over my house and took down the powerlines
Judd looks suicidal. Feel a little bad for the prick.
Judd's playing like he's got dogshit eye blindness
lel
>2002-tier
God, imagine.
t. the Boy
>thingken bout Jack
brb checking the skies for russian icmbs
yeah mine still hasnt turned off
Only just happened to me on iPlayer, Christ there's a delay on iPlayer
creepy as fuck
nah no need to be disappointed in yourself mate :)
they're testing the broadcast switches for when the queen dies
"First they came for the snooker."
Fuck the tellyfags ruining every novelty.
iplayer cut out as well.
Russian invasion when
Think iplayer is always about 60 seconds behind television broadcast. Always has been
just happened now for me
The 4 seasons of Comedy Vehicle and the 41st Best Stand Up show are my specialist subjects.
Why don't the Russians play snooker?
BASED TBC ENJOYER, Neyul is now my favourite player
Trumpsisters we are getting motherfucking justed
yep happened for me 20 seconds after i posted that
>when the queen dies
u wot?
leaving aside his superior talent, it must be properly shit playing Ronnie in a tournament. Supposed to be a neutral venue yet it feels like you're playing in his living room
feels like more than that today
Too many reds
and I did not speak out because I was not a /147/ regular
it normally is but tonight the streams well behind
god imagine trying to play snooker with dog shit in your eyes? it would stink and sting
Can you britcucks all just fuck off
Christ I miss Tudor times when even mentioning the possibility of the Monarch passing could see a man hanged.