/turnleft/

PUT IT OUT

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post Dover wreck kino
youtube.com/watch?v=gJ8VWNPSRRw

OFFICIAL WINNER ROLL

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That's one hairy watermelon.

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Hell yeah /turnleft/

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Based
NNIN

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um, you're chinese

youtu.be/OUUNJGmAYW8

>shalom

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no im german

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Bread theme youtu.be/5J0iVkrVE5w
How you feelin today Worldwide Amigos?

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threadly reminder that bubba wallace has ZERO cup wins

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Wrong theme. Pittbull just released Trackhouse's new anthemn. Literally mentions them by name.
youtu.be/hyG-1PGfU8A

anyone got the halal streem?

allah provides

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who is at the booth today?

pastebin.com/WzZUpayj

Cody Ware!

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>pastebin.com/WzZUpayj
gracias mi amigo

Is Dover an entertaining racetrack usually?

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nice fucking camera

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I demand more banking.

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Boring but could be good with the new cars

based

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Yeah this shits gonna be rain delayed kek

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ANybody knows if this package will provide good racing today?

Imagine Pitbull asking you if "Ya tu sabe" but you dont actually know. I dig the New anthem, cheers amigo!

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>This post has been redacted as disinformation posing a threat to national security by the department of homeland security

We'd be in vortex mode by now had we started this thing just after 1 instead of giving TV 3 o'clock start times every week

Are any of my fellow Bubba Wallace fans in here? I can't wait until he wins again to show that racists that they should shut up. Even Kyle Larson (who is still worse than Hitler by the way) now realises that you shouldn't be a racist.

Damn, that looks comfy.

>Ware Senior has the expensive as shit Speed racer figure from the 80's
SOVL

>Chastain's car has a giant picture of Pittbull on it
God is on our side

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Culture war shit is fucking gay and cringe

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Supremely based

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Why do they only cover the first few rows of the starting grid now? Why are there rounds of qualifying now?

dover without the prospect of countless unexciting jwl feels strange and scary to me.

>mfw mandatory sensitivity training because you posted a fucking meme

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>competition caution

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How many tires will aspode today I wonder....I'm calling it 10.

Because Steve Phelps is retarded.

Holy shit bros attendance is packed? Is this the next gen effect? Or the Chastain effect?

Can you please not use pictures of Kyle Larson. Using pictures of Kyle Larson is akin to saying that you believe that black people shouldn't be allowed to watch NASCAR. This is not true as even Dale Sr. would cut the confederate flag off of bumper stickers. Using depictions of Kyle Larson is also a harmful asain stereotype.

Is Larry on the booth today?

commercial caution

>2 dudes about to start shotgunning beers and the camera switches feeds

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Hey

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Dover going from two races to one means that instead of getting spread out attendance over two races everyone goes to a single one.

I hope Roush wins.

Felt like he jumped the start there

Good evening race fans!

I hope you have your pillows ready, your blanket nice and cozy nearby, and your coaster under your beers for the biggest snoozefest of the year! Thats right, we’re racing in the beautiful, illustrious city of Dover, Deleware, where there has never been a single moment of interesting racing besides when Dale Jrs 9/11 win, Loganos tumble and that one time Juan trolled Jimmy and made him seethe.

I hate this track, it should be sponsored by zzzquil

Somebody put that faggot 9 car in the wall

strem?

GUYS
GUYS
I heard that Chris Chan is going to sponsor a car once he gets out of prison. We might end up with a Sonichu car in real life!
WE MIGHT GET THIS IN REAL LIFE!

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Why is it that when you look at Dover from outside of the car it looks like you can fit 7 cars on the track, but when you actually drive on the track it feels like a 1 mile version of Bristol?

hopefully rain ends this shitter early

Remember that time the bridge fell on the track?

can somebody wreck that faggot 18 car please

...

>implying he has the shekels

The time they made Jimmie Johnson share a pit stall with a backmarker was also funny.

The inspection rules they have this year are retarded on top of qualifying and other things also being retarded

Buescher did 9/11

>led all 9 laps
Impressive, very nice.

So they just drive around in circles all day?

why the fuck do LARPing downies like you write absolute shite like this? I mean what do you get out if it apart from a (you) and the utter contempt of everybody who reads your bullshit?

>suck that off

yes

sonichu mobile...

>leader barely even shown
Fastenal must not pay Fox shit.

Why haven't we had a Yea Forums sponsored car yet?

The way the walls come inward on the straightaways is jarring.

look at chris buescher man so inspirational

What if this happened?
>Denny wins race
>gets out of car
>”Yeah Rutledge, im glad to win here. The only thing that would make this day better is if my former high school classmate Christian Weston Chandler, who now identifies as Christina, was free from prison being held as a political prisoner.”

cause this website sucks dick

>implying that Yea Forums makes enough money to sponsor a driver

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Because someone would need to break anonymity to do that

Lonely autists

i see that /r/nascar and /f1/ shiposters decided to pay us a visit.

>Yea Forums
>profitable

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I mean Chris Chan does

oh hey, a pass for the lead during commercial...

Roll for roller

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Obsessed

Hello king

The sonichu car should be the 11 desu

Based nigger lover turbo autist

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Dover is a daunting place. It's a very fast little track but it's quite merciless to you if things aren't set up properly.

The track is doing what it did in the old days. It really defines comers and goers. Buescher's car just faded away in lap traffic. Denny is in the lead now.

This is the most boring race of the year, its basically a shitpostfest

I like it, it's not as spectacular like the restrictor plate tracks or other really fast ones like texas but it usually has some good battling, you can see the new cars being a bit tail happy on it already so it could be a fun race

>jgrwinslol
>hendrickwinslol
fucking hell

What happens if a driver refuses the sensitivity training

They would be considered BASED by all of /turnleft/

Loses his seat

What do you think? Indefinite suspension because fuck you, driver.

I’ve been having erection problems lately it’s starting to concern me also let’s go Cindric

Suspension.
Probably some fuckery with the charter for an extra fuck you.

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How do we make Dover interesting?
Is it the most boring track on the schedule?

I too am a Cindric fan unironically

that's martinsville

I bought some Trackhouse merch last week and now hot women literally will not stop sucking my dick. I am getting so much pussy I don't know what to do with myself.

I thought M&Ms pulled out, why is Kyle Busch driving the M&Ms car did he steal it?

vroom

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Yeah, really sad though because Martinsville used to be my favorite when I was a kid

Out in some deep banking and call it a superspeedway and put a restrictor plate in the car

t. Phelps

spectacularly based

BASED

The contract expires at the end of the season.

Yes

Based

hydraulically based

that jones boi is struggling today

Good afternoon Suarezchads, Melonbros, and Larsonchads

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Now the race can begin

infinitely based

BASED!

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Im already getting sleepy, anyone else