/indy/ Grand Prix of Alabama Race Thread

Not sure if this still works, but copy this into your VLC:
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Damnit, I knew it, but it still was worth a shot anyway.

>pre-emptive muh god

Probably wouldn't work yet anyway since the junior series was still running when you posted it

Today is RoGro's day bros, I can feel it!
Vive le France!

bullied by newgarden

rolling for how Rossi's race ends
odds mechanical dnf
evens driver mistake
dubs he finishes

why didn't he turn harder? can his arms not reach?

rolling

Green flag when?

These things seem so fun

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he hit that retarded bump on the racing line that they can't fix

Herta will crash, Johnson will get last place, and Palou will win. Calling it now.

after
>muh god
>muh cuntry
>muh START YERRRR INNJUNNNS

KinoCar

Fat John will get a podium today

you misspelled WIN user

how will vk choke from pole?

who keeps paying for calderon's drives

Carp's team literally doesn't have pit strategy

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For me, it’s o’ward, fat John, herta, Scott Mcloughlin, and chadgarden

drug kingpins

>1080
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How many times will Tatiana Calderón be ignored?

who?

Autismbros let's do this

I can’t be the only one who thinks this racetrack looks like bold and brash

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Big Pussy

cheers bud

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Tittiana

BASEDBASEDBASED

Teboq spotted

>Tebow
wot

Many thanks.

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/biz/ bro rolling for Bitcoin boy Veekay to win

That's not how you spell "Thibault".

she should take off all her clothes and then she would get some attention

>tebow

KINO RACE

anyone else get a little Tebowner?

So Danica just said she removed her implants in 2018. I thought she was always adamant that she was all natural?

pato bros where we at

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no more danicles? sad

Right here, king

For the record, I do not rate gross john.

Based. Thanks, user.

P u r o
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you'd think she would have got bigger implants than a B cup

We are here we are here!

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Code 3 associates bros, lets heckin go!

KOM OP RINUS WIN WAT FOKING RACES

dubs and lap 1 big one

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Post your face when fat John wins the Indy 500

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I was promised RAIN! Where is my RAIN?!

Calderon bins it

Based on what? He was ok at Lotus, if you ignore all the crashing. Then years driving a tractor has actually turned him into a pretty good driver. 50/50 on the fireball, him and Tilke

You misspelled Jimmie Johnson

>birmingham
>alabama

sad!

In 5

Absolute shit pack-up....

> Crashean winning anything
LOL

I don't know if I've ever seen them wave off the start

in 6

Kek

What's wrong with Alabama?

It rained overnight Vlad

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Ok...... cya for Nascar bros

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They don't do it often.... but we have seen it before. IndyCar is too lenient about shitty starts

Welcome.

That was just me peeing on you.

it's happened a few times, Indy drivers are shit at forming

where do we start user?

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Probably the cleanest start ever they had here. Kinda impressed.

wtf is that real

I remember last year as soon as the green flag waved there was a juan on the front straightaway

Turnleft is in 2 hours

No it's bronze

who was it that jumped the start and drove by the entire field?

Rossi?

Aww.... they took out the hanging person under the bridge

The what

> person
Come on, this is Yea Forums, you can assume her gender here.

Wow bros they are going fast...

>if you catch a slow person like Calderon or Johnson

Top bantz

How has Daly become so shit? Until this year he'd regularly hit the top 15, now he's about to get overtaken by Yimmie

There used to be a mannequin hanging underneath the one bridge, next to the museum. It's 'art'. It wasn't hanging by a rope or anything, it was holding on.

Kino...

AAIIIIIIIIEEEEE

"she" is still there, they featured it on one of the practice broadcasts

WhT the fuck I don’t wanna see nasty ass armpits

Why is that there?

Wow Nascar commercials are just about beers and mixed couples on vaccine propaganda...

Who is the most overrated driver in the field?

George Barber likes cars and art

Imagine what Paul would be saying if he was still on the team.

?

rossi and its not even close

FUCK, what did I miss?

How could a literal hair cutter amass so much money to build a race track? Corruption in AMerica is out of control

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Everybody in Andretti.

Two emus married but Kevin had to fuck everything up.

Not much desu, Ericson did an undercut on the 3 stop strategy

nothing

That’s kinda neat desu

Nothing

He's RICH BITCH