AHHH NO BRADU PREASE NOOOOOO MY DICK SO SMAR AND MY FACE SO UGRY PREASE DON'T EMBARASS MEEEEE

>he's never seen a tarantino film before
no wonder you gooks are all up in arms

Jokes on you, dumbass. He's right. Google crumple zones.

Gave me a legit hearty chuckle.
Good one user.

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apparently one of bruce lees feats is moving faster than 24fps film

amazing right, he was just a blur on film

like a bird or an autistic kid

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>Google
I use duckduckgo, brainlet.

>Not knowing about crumple zones
I can tell you never had Incredible Crash Dummies toys as a child

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inb4 "i was only pretending to be a retard" just kidding, retard here will double down

NO REPORTU THREDU RIGHT NAO SPAMMU BRACKEDERU NAOOOOOOOO!

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Nice deflection retard.

>imagine being so fragile you have to organize a discord to preserve your masculinity
gooks are so fucking pathetic at what point do their sad little cocks just shrivel up and fall off?

>NOOO PREASE I UNSUSCRIBU FROMU ASIAN MASCURINITY PREASEEEEEEEE

This

...are you fucking stupid?

fuck off i've seen PF, KB I/II, JB and RD

Have any of you even seen the film? Neither of them won. They got one knockdown each.

>Looks like chad incarnate
>Famous
>Billionaire

>Has only 1 biological kid and she's a tranny

LMAO
M
A
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at whypipo

Unironically one of the worst scenes in the film, regardless of what you think of Bruce Lee.

I'm sorry asianbro
just wait this meme out for a few weeks
we still love you

Why was this scene so controversial? When I first heard about this scene I thought Bruce Lee recieved some brutal beat down. The fight was tied and it was pretty lightweight. Also I think this threads are getting kind off repetitive and unfunn.

It was funny and entertaining.

YOU DON KNO WAT I BRING TO FRENSHIP

Bruce Lee could easily stop bullets and tear a tank in half. How could he lose to Brad Pitt, who is an actor?

those were amazing

Bruce Lee invented punching. Brad Pitt got punched in a fight club. Pretty obvious Bruce Lee is the winner there.

he actually has three biological children.

and his girl is not a tranny, she just likes the tomboy look. nothing wrong with that.

and either way, seethe harder. her last name is pitt-jolie, that's like being born as queen of the world.

And now we wait for them to REEEEEE.

Is it controversial? These threads are just shitposters shitposting on that scene in hopes to bait "chinks" into replying to them.

I'm glad someone finally took Bruce Lee down a notch.

isn't Bruce Lee about as Chinese as Keanu Reeves?

>when the cumskins act uppity and think they're brad pitt
>when the cumskins think they can fuck top tier asian women (only the trash of our race fuck white men)
>when the cumskins think they can beat up anyone, let alone someone in their peak form

Yea, nah.

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Clearly you've never thrown a chinaman into a car door before

>allegedly supreme martial artist and invincible fighters that could instantly kill you with the flick of a finger
>only known real fight according to witnesses was lackluster, with Lee acting as an aggressive tard and not showing much great skills, and after 20 minutes it ended without a winner

havu sexu

>when the gooks act uppity and think they're bruce lee
>when the gooks think they can fuck top tier white women (only the trash weebs of our race fuck asian men)
>when the gooks think they can beat up anyone, let alone someone in their peak form

Yea, nah.

Cope

I like how most of Yea Forums would normally say Brad is some prettyboy Hollywood fag who would be utterly non threatening in a fight but now suddenly he's a hardened warrior who could even dream of beating Bruce Lee

there are 15 year old white kids doing parkour on youtube

bruce lee spent his entire life training to get to the level of a white kid and died

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r/AsianMasculinity, gents. Lets all laugh at him, or should I say, "raugh"?

how tiny is your dick? is it 3 inches or 2 inches?

>only the trash of our race fuck white men
lmao seething

>implying gross, tallowy asian skin isn't closer to the color of cum

>Bruce Lee slaying "Asian" pussy

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his mum was white, only natural preference, innit

what a cute teenage boy LOL

>BE LIKE WATAAHHHH

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>let alone someone in their peak form

it wasn't peak he died

I like how sperglords like you can't separate reality from fiction. Yes, Brad Pitt probably couldn't have beathn the real Bruce Lee, but guess what, the fictional character is plays did beat a fictionalized version of Bruce Lee. You ricelets are throwing a bitchfit about literally nothing, which is hilarious.

Yea Forums has ALWAYS been a /BradChad/ board, faggot

MUH DIK MUFUGGA OOGA BOOGA

>when spics are fucking your women at a record rate
>has to resort to fucking trash racemixers abroad

Why are you cumskins so fucking obsessed?
We get it, we're smarter, better looking, and if we lift for a few days we can be stronger than your average Yea Forums incel (LOL)

And one in five white women are dating a spic, why don't you fix that before you come at us? Oh that's right, you're an incel that has to shitpost on Yea Forums about his "superiority." LOL

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Nice. I had that toy

see: also nice gook defense force, Pablo

No one thinks Brad Pitt the actor could beat Bruce Lee the person. But the character Pitt played was written to be able to beat a fictionalized Lee in a fight. Christ.

Brad Pitt, the actor, would absolutely kill Bruce Lee, the actor.

Bruce Lee obviously would have destroyed Pitt. But this is fiction and the memes are fucking hilarious.

Oh shit pindick r/asianmasculinity posters are actually real

Brad "Bike Rider Chink Beater" Pitt rules. What movie of his should I watch next?

>if we lift for a few days we can be stronger than your average Yea Forums incel
Post body

Are all American cars made of tin foil?

you alright dude?

It's r/Asianinsecurity

why do you reddit space when you're not on reddit
>Yea
that isn't pronounced how you think it is

I wonder how the movie is doing in China.

Of course Brad could, Bruce Lee was tiny even for an asian. The only think Lee could beat Brad in is running, because that fag ran all day long while Brad bicycles.

no just asian-american egos

Creative license.

Fighting doesn't work like you think it does.

...

Terribly. It only made $100 million overall on a $90 million budget.

Spics are objectively dumber and weaker than whites.

you watch too many movies.

This meme is stale as sneed.

It ain't the Asian Americans who keep posting this thread.

Why does this exact same thread get made every hour?

I'm not even Asian for fuck's sake, and the replies proved my point. I'm not arguing about the character, I'm arguing about the actor
See
>5'7"
>tiny for an Asian
It's not even tiny for European

White incels want to feel superior to someone for once in their lives.

Whites are totes not mad and want to trigger the chinks own the chinks.

Didn't Lee die of a painkiller overdose, because he was such a manlet that his body was literally falling apart at just 32 years old from doing movies?

same reason the bois are being spammed, shills

Because fragile whitebois know Bruce Lee would destroy them and Brad Pitt, so they have to resort to woman-tier insults about penis size or how they can just win through brute force, which they like to make fun of blacks for doing. Speaking of which, acting like making fun of a man's genital size is a meaningful insult it's prevalent in the black community due to the large fatherless rate resulting in them being raised by women who drill it into their minds that such a shallow insult is worth getting worked up over

It devolves into a shitfest of AMWF spam and it’s funny.

Because marketers and then Asians can't ignore it

It's not. In the context of the movie its a secondhand story from a dubious character trying to make himself look good.

t. op

the feet scene doesn't get as many replies because they get deleted, this is the only way to talk about a brand new movie currently in theaters.

>5'7"
>not tiny

We have a manlet over here, lads.

He got poisoned by the painkiller as he had almost no body fat and he, as much as I like him, retardedly had his sweat glands in his underarm removed for whatever reason. No body fat resulting from him pushing himself too hard to be as strong as possible on a rather limiting frame, the back injury he sustained from exercise, and missing sweat glands resulted in no way to expell the toxin from his body.

Nobody gives a shit retard. Stay coping over fraud lee and his "chicanery"

Him and what army? the twink faggot force?

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It's only tiny if you're Dutch. It's two inches below average American height, 1 inch below average Canadian height, 4 inches below average German height. And as for tiny for an Asian, it's the exact average in Japan

>trying to make himself look good.
To whom? He was recalling something in the past, and Tarantino even said that he had Cliff beat up Bruce Ree.

low iq post

>countless threads later
>incels who hate based Bruce Lee still have no proof he was a fraud
>M-martial arts aren't real street fights! I'd know because I've been in so many!

What's Bruce Lee's professional fight record?

>yes but...

What's yours?

Answer the question.

I could kill Bruce Lee with a gun so there is that

I dunno, basically invented MMA by the accounts of those who practice it, grew up in Hong Kong in vicious street fights, fought countless people throughout his life but seeing as you'll just move the goalposts and began the argument with a very niche criteria to try and cope there's not much point responding beyond the basic courtesy I've shown you.

>invented MMA
That must be why JKD is so rampant in MMA. Oh wait...

He wasn't a professional fighter. That doesn't mean he didn't fight or didn't know how to fight. There are tons of Gracie black belts that don't fight professionally, go beat one of them up.

Anecdotes with no video evidence and no official fight record. The guy who invented basketball would be dominated by any halfway decent basketball player, so that point is irrelevant

Why is everyone questioning whether Bruce was a good fighter or not when the biggest names in UFC give respect to Bruce and says he would've been a UFC champ if he was in his prime right now. Dana White, Joe Rogan, Jon Jones and even Conor (who was last person he gave respect to?) give Bruce props. Bruce will always be a legend.

Memories themselves tend to be very, very biased.

Don't listen to these seething white kids.

>There are tons of Gracie black belts that don't fight professionally, go beat one of them up.
How much grappling does JKD have? I'll wait.

he's not the one you're trying to defend you fucking ingrate
god damn why do all 14 year old girls and 28 year old virgins argue the same way? always avoiding the question

the biggest name in UFC means diddly dick. he didn't know bruce except from watching his movies. he's not an authority on anything bruce lee.

If Brad Pitt could beat the shit out of Bruce, imagine what John Goodman could have done to him.
youtu.be/tynKRMVGsAI?t=2071

>it doesn't matter that these guys say so, randos saying that Bruce Lee ain't shit should be the ones you should listen to

lol

>Dana White, Joe Rogan, Jon Jones and even Cono
It's all marketing to fool Bruce Lee fanatics to buy more MMA shows.

Jon Jones wasn't even alive when Bruce Lee was. Dana White and Joe Rogan ain't shit. Bruce Lee had NO official fight record.

Get the fuck out of here with your lame-ass appeal to authority.

his fighting record is the only evidence anybody needs. it is fact.

>they weren't alive
So why do you waive off Gene LeBell and Joe Lewis saying that Bruce Lee is a legit fighter then?

But Cliff Booth not having a fighting record is perfectly fine because...?

Modern JKD? A lot. Check out Burton Richardson. JKD is constantly evolving, it's just the retards who say "you must only train as Bruce did". That misses the entire point.

t. JKD student for 8 years

Where are Lee's legit fight videos and legit fighting records?

hahahhaha poor asian incel

Joe Rogan is SAD that fellow MANLET Bruce Lee was portrayed realistically in Tarantino's movie :(

youtube.com/watch?v=G-Gj-I8HHQ4

Watch Bruce Lee kick the main bad guy in the head at the end of Enter the Dragon. If that catches Brad Pitt with half the force, Pitt's done.

He isn't a real person, dumbass.

>biggest names in UFC give respect to Bruce and says he would've been a UFC champ if he was in his prime right now
lol

>immediately changes the subject
So where is Cliff Booth's fighting record? Also, why are you waiving off people in Bruce's era vouching for his legitimacy?

How convenient that all Cliff needs is a throwaway line of "WW2 green beret (lol)" from Tarantino and he's suddenly legit while Bruce Lee requires entire ledgers of records before you can be convinced he's a martial artist.

Where's Cliff Booth's?

Why does Cliff get a pass over a handwave backstory while you're not convinced despite legit martial artists vouching for Bruce Lee and him developing his own martial arts school?

>fought countless people throughout his life

He only fought once with any witnesees, and basically was what describes

The legend that he was an invincible and nigh-superhuman fighter is based on nothing but the stunts and WAAAATAHs he did in front of a camera.

lmao triggered gook

youtube.com/watch?v=8P0JcXLI_Yk

nobody is vouching for fucking cliff booth you idiot, stay on god damn topic and quit moving the goal posts every time somebody proves you wrong, YOU ARE JUST WRONG, THAT IS IT, YOU LOSE, YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON WHO CANNOT STOP BEING WRONG
>legit
dumb newfag twitter nigger. go watch the movie so you have some context and quit sucking tiny asian dick because some other small dicked people try to say "no bro he's a legend just trust me"

lmao triggered cumskin

brad pitt was in movies. bruce lee was in movies. that's their only claim to fame so they could be considered equal in a fight but brad has the height and the muscles, lee has a vagina so obviously in this mock scenario brad pitt would win in any fight any time against bruce lee.

>So where is Cliff Booth's fighting record?
Cliff Booth is not real. I feel no need to defend the fighting prowess of somebody who does not exist.
>Also, why are you waiving off people in Bruce's era vouching for his legitimacy?
Anecdotal evidence. Where is Lee's fight record? Whom did he face? Where are the videos?
>How convenient that all Cliff needs is a throwaway line of "WW2 green beret (lol)" from Tarantino and he's suddenly legit while Bruce Lee requires entire ledgers of records before you can be convinced he's a martial artist.
The Bruce Lee fan, with nothing to go on except anecdotal evidence, takes umbrage with him being beaten up by a fictional character. Where is the evidence that Bruce Lee was an amazing fighter?
>Where's Cliff Booth's?
Cliff Booth isn't real, you retard.

>with Lee acting as an aggressive tard and not showing much great skills, and after 20 minutes it ended without a winner
Said Wong Jack Man's damage control squad after he was beaten up. Probably the fight went like this instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=XMueuNRUdQA

I love these threads because they expose the nonwhites on this board

>but brad has the height and the muscles
He has ZERO martial arts training and only recently underwent 5-week boxing training a few years ago. He is also 55 years old.

>Cliff Booth isn't real, you retard.
So how can this non-real non-martial-artist stuntman supposed to defeat a real martial artist again? By the power of scripting him to win?

His face isn't ugly tho.

AAAATAAAAAAAAOOOWWWW NOOOO BRADU IT HURTU I WHITEU DEVILU

>I feel no need to defend the fighting prowess of somebody who does not exist.
And yet somehow he wins against Bruce Lee because of a handwave explanation? Like a Gary Stu literally who written to beat Michael Jordan at basketball?

>So how can this non-real non-martial-artist stuntman supposed to defeat a real martial artist again? By the power of scripting him to win?
You have no frame of reference, retard. Where is Lee's fight record? Where are the videos?

hey, atleast im white. short ass pindick gook lmao

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>You have no frame of reference
So Cliff Booth has no frame of reference, Brad PItt is an actor with no martial arts training, and Bruce Lee has martial arts training and is vouched by Gene LeBell.

Game, set, match.

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>at least I have skin the color of cum

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>So why do you waive off Gene LeBell and Joe Lewis saying that Bruce Lee is a legit fighter then?

Not him, but all joking aside Bruce Lee most likely was a legit fighter and would be able to hold his own in an actual fight. The problem is that he's been meme'd into people thinking that the unbeatable character they see onscreen is the real person and not that, just a character.

Also, funny that you mention Gene, considering that he is famous for picking Lee up and parading him around the studio, with Lee being unable to do anything about it but yell "ILL KILL YOU ILL KILL YOU".

>Anecdotal evidence.
Like Tarantino claiming Cliff is a "WW2 green beret", which is as retarded to say as claiming he's a "Wild West Marine"?

PREASE NO GWAI LO DONT SEED MY DAUGHTA WITH BIG PENIS HER PUSSY TOO SMARR

>. The problem is that he's been meme'd into people thinking that the unbeatable character

You need to be an unbeatable character to fight a 55-year-old who doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch?

This, Bruce was only half Asian so he was actually quite good looking. Even the actor playing him in Once Upon A Time was fairly attractive.

>Brad PItt is an actor with no martial arts training

Ian Mckellain has no magic power or a mutant gene, but that doesn't mean Gandalf or Magneto could not do the things they do in the movies. Don't be a sperglord.

I thought Chinks were supposed to be smart, Why can't they separate real from fake?

This isn't about if Bruce Lee (actor and alleged fighter) could beat up Bradd Pitt (actor). This is about if Bruce Lee would win or lose a fight against a fictional character who happened to be a former WW2 vet with combat training.

>nobody is vouching for fucking cliff booth you idiot,
I accept your concession.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAGGOTS ON THIS BOARD NOW?!!

>Ian Mckellain has no magic power or a mutant gene, but that doesn't mean Gandalf or Magneto could not do the things they do in the movies

lmao Cliff Booth is a mutant? What are his powers? Killing defenseless women and one guy with a gun?

NOOOO BRADU PITTU
PREASE DON'T KICK ME IN THE PRENIS

Tarantula showed Booth beating the piss out of Bruce Lee to establish that he knows how to fight, so that the later scene of him slaughtering the Manson family doesn't come completely out of nowhere.

>Why can't they separate real from fake?

Chinks are smart. They realized what Tarantino did is expose the curtain of deceit over Bruce Lee, showing that he is a fake badass a la Steven Seagal.

They're doing damage control in hopes that white idiots will keep on buying the Bruce Lee myth despite, logically speaking, evidence pointing otherwise.

asian peepee small

Not a faggot, just stating a fact.

>slaughtering the Manson Family

Oh no, he's fighting girls! He needs all his skills to take them down.

lol at this cope

aaaa i love being white

tfw born privileged af

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>So Cliff Booth has no frame of reference
Cliff Booth is not real.
>Brad PItt is an actor with no martial arts training
Brad Pitt was 6 in the setting of this fictional movie.
>and Bruce Lee has martial arts training
Absolutely meaningless statement.
>and is vouched by Gene LeBell.
Anecdotal evidence.

>He is also 55 years old.
And Lee ist dead for 46 years.

Laughing, but who would have time to scream this out instead of trying to avoid the kick to the PRENIS?!

This post is the most retarded thing I've read this week. Did you learn physics in school or didn't even graduate yet?

bruh

You're even more retarded than the chinkcels who are upset with this scene.

It was like four people, all of them armed.

I've been on Bruce's side this whole time, but c'mon, the anti white bullshit in these threads is ridiculous. I'm not hating on you guys but obviously whites are objectively the best looking and most advanced race. Also I've never shot a beige load.

>four girls, one of them supposedly a man but is probably as weak as the other girl

OH NOZ I'M SCURRED

he was half white

He doesn't need to, because Bruce Lee died decades ago overdosing like a retard

>And Lee ist dead for 46 years.
They substituted Lee for this Charlie Chan character. Brad is also playing a canonically 55-year-old stuntman. You have no argument.

That's all it takes for whites to laugh. huh?

No wonder Rush Hour was a huge success. It's like it allowed them to laugh at minorities again.

>SCURRED

Yay, your gook-ness is showing!

>he was pretty good looking for a chinaman
err, user...

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You're so dumb that you probably think there's a general Asian accent covering every Asian country.

And how many Thai ladyboys and Asian females (male) are there?

Gene LeBell was 59 when he chocked another overhyped martial arts actor into soiling himself.

Minorities acting dumb are funny.

>Gene LeBell was 59 when he chocked another overhyped martial arts actor into soiling himself.
Yes, Cliff is well known in the film for his JUDO CHOKE after all.

This is Korea. Brad is legit banned from China.

>KEKEKE I SULE TOLD THE WAITO DEBIRU ON THE INTELNET

So instead of denying it, you're saying "W-What about Thai ladyboys!?"

You're confirming it lmao?

Absolutely based retard.

Rush Hour came out when racial humour was just that - humour. One of the best exchanges in the series is Chris Tucker calling Jackie "3rd world ugly", then Jackie telling Tucker he would "bitchslap him back to Africa."

Case in point. Thanks for showing the limits of your intelligence. Try and come up with more funny lines while not being able to tell a Japanese accent from a Chinese one.

Are you retarded? The point of the scene is precisely to let us know that he is a legit tough guy who knows how to fight.

>Rush Hour came out when racial humour was just that - humour.
You mean racial.
>one of the best exchanges
lmao thank you for proving my point
you're so starved for racial humor you found that funny

fuck the CCP

Your brain has been tainted by racial politics.

>legit tough guy
>takes down a guy many pounds below his weight class
>gets knocked down by the same guy

lmao

lol he has like 3 kids versus Lee's 1 that didn't get shot in the face.

>Cliff is well known

Cliff is not well known BECAUSE HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.

You know what is also not well known? Bruce Lees actual prowess in a real fight, and he doesn't have the excuse of not being a real person.

Intellectual dishonesty,stop pretending to be retarded

>muh racial politics
>meanwhile, this retard probably snickers at "YOU RAFF YOU ROSE" threads like a newfag

Suuuure.

>YOU CALL ASIANS WEAK!??

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>BECAUSE HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
> BECAUSE HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
That's part of the problem. This is a 1969 Fanfic featuring a Gary Stu. He's basically Wesley Crusher.

>55 years old guy with no formal martial arts training holds his own against legendary unbeatable martial arts master half of his age

Yeah, I'd say that says the character is a legit tough guy.

>i-it's intellectually dishonest to point out the fact that badass Cliff Booth got knocked down by a featherweight, might've killed his nagging wife, and killed teenagers who are many times smaller than him, then maybe killed a guy with a gun

loool.

calm down chink

>legit tough guy
>gets knocked down by a featherweight
>mostly kills women and people weaker than him

lmao white masculinity in action is Ted Bundy.

>NOOOOOOOOOO BREDU!!!!!!!!

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You're not even aware that you view everything in life through the lens of race. It's kind of sad.

Cliff crushed Tex's face. The dude died.

If it was a white Swedish actor portraying Bruce Lee, would you chinks be less upset?

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Says the guy who chuckles at
like an edgelord

>crushed a fellow twink's face
Really impressive. He truly is a memetic badass killing women and women-looking men.

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Charlie Chan did nothing wrong, everyone watched those films for Keye Luke, and he was chinese, hell Luke took over as Chan in the cartoon.

looks like a chink to me
we should reinstate white actors portraying chinks since chinks are too oversensitive about portrayals

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THis and that and such and such and who gives a flying fuck

t. boomer

>This thread

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>He truly is a memetic badass killing women and women-looking men.
He killed one woman (on screen, at least) and one man. They both deserved it.

Oh, so now Lee is just an unimpressive featherweight, and not the invincible god of martial arts?

>implying that tradition ever changed

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White men play the best Asians.

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>i-it was only one woman
So you went from "massacring the Manson Family" to damage controlling it as one woman, huh?

>Oh, so now Lee is just an unimpressive featherweight
No, I never changed my stance. The featherweight kill cripple the 55-year-old "green beret" with PTSD. I'm just pointing out that he got his ass knocked down by a featherweight and it's funny.

Well, in fairness to Tarantino, Moh is South Korean so at least chinks can rest assured that no chinks were harmed in the making of that character assassination scene.

Yes, its laughable when people think Bruce Lee was some invincible god. Pic related would kill him in one punch, they'd have to scrub the ring for weeks.

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Good thing the actual Bruce Lee never claimed to be able to cripple Muhammad Ali or anyone outside his weight class then.

I love this nigga

Yeah, then it would make sense why Not Bruce Lee was knocked around. He was white and weak fighting another white and weak man.

PREASE I DON'T WAN NO TROUBRE

Why do whites overrate Tyson when he came about during one of the weakest eras of heavyweights?

I didn't go from anything to anything. He killed one man and one woman. I don't know what else you are talking about.

You know who else could kill someone in one punch, so that they'd have to scrub the ring for weeks?

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mike got his ass kicked by the humble lean electrical grill salesman

He mostly killed women if you count his wife. Must've been going through PTSD relapse but got away with it because of white privilege.

Good

The weak should fear the strong

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> #
>Why do whites overrate Tyson when he came about during one of the weakest eras of heavyweights?
(((Media)))

Buster Douglas was an electrical grill salesman or do you live in an alternate reality where Mike Tyson and George Foreman fought?

youtube.com/watch?v=rAyfAU__Znk

Why are people mad about this? I like Bruce Lee, but am still laughing my ass off of these threads. It's just banter, jeez. Can't people take a joke no more? Especially surprising to see some people in this very thread acting all salty and bitching about whites.

Oooh, you told him

Cliff fears him, yes.

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>Why are people mad about this?

Literally whites shitposting at other shitposters. /r/asianmasculinity is filled with libtards so they'd never post on Yea Forums.

Mike Tyson is such a huge meme people actually think he'd knock Muhammad Ali out.

>He mostly killed women if you count his wife.
I didn't count his wife because Tarantino purposefully left that ambiguous. Everything else Cliff did was self-defense.

>such a badass he cucked Mike Tyson

Based Cliff.

youtube.com/watch?v=iQFtYyu581E

>allowed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I guess those hive bugbrain instincts dont go away. The concept of individual freedom just IT DUR NOT COMPRUTE!!

>he's so badass
>kills two people
>one of them a woman

lol we don't even need the Bruce Lee scene if that's all he's gonna do

Where's the Blu-ray

This is hilarious, I had no idea that happened

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>I wanna fight him TONIGHT!
>Sign the contract, BIG BOY!

It's either Mike is acting badass or Bob Sapp REALLY sucked that bad at standup that any boxer would want a crack at him right then and there.

Tell me user. How many racial humor films have you seen in Hollywood last?

YOU RAFF YOU RUSE threads on Yea Forums obviously don't count.

He beat the shit out of them in a stylish fashion. They deserved it, too.

Yeah, he beat the shit out of a 1969 soiboi and a tiny girl. So badass.

It was. They deserved it, too.

First of all, of course it was. It was phenomenal and glorious. Second, it's a movie. Get your head outta your ass.

He could though. If Chuck Wepner can knock Ali down, then what more Mike Tyson?

This is Cus D'amato showing Muhammad Ali how it'd go down.

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Terr me user howu menny lacial humoru firms haveu you sreen inu horrywood rast?

YOU RAFF YOU RUSE threadus ona 4channuru obviousree don'tu countu

I could beat up a small girl and a soiboi too. Does that make me badass?

Do you think beating up weaker women and twinks is badass?

holy retard. do you even have a driver's license?

It's a movie my guy. Calm the fuck down.

I accept your concession and your shallow sense of humor.

Imagine being so confident in your ability that you can just antagonize a literal gigga nigga and have him shook. Fuck i love Mike

>it movie, so don't say bad

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Have you ever driven a car in your life? Are you fucking retarded?

Yeah, but user, that's Bob Sapp.
He's a joke in MMA.

No, you're in the wrong this time. Genuinely. And the last scene was hilarious and everyone who wasn't a brainlet enjoyed it. That the victims were female and incompetent made it all the more funny and unexpected. Learn to distinguish fiction from real life.

>I could beat up a small girl and a soiboi too.
If you say so.
>Do you think beating up weaker women and twinks is badass?
When they are trying to murder me with deadly weapons, yes, I do.

>I found the scene funny so anyone who doesn't find it funny is just sensitive, don't criticize Tarantino-sama

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It's actually made double its budget. So it's likely at least broken even.

>dude guys stop looking at race and racial humor dude it's not fair there's too much to laugh at my race about
I guess that's why you feel the need to declare yourself the winner of an epic discourse on the shitpostiest thread of the shitpostiest board of the shitpostiest website. You're pathetic. Go drink some lactose free choco milk and eat some pocky, or whatever, lol. We'll go on without you, laughing at gooks.

Do you regularly get beat up by women and women-like men in your life, user?

But it isn't about being sensitive. If you take that scene seriously it just means you outright don't understand the language of cinema. None of this was meant to be taken as seriously as you're doing right now.

>being this upset that his sense of humor was called shallow
lol

No, I do not. I also am not assaulted with deadly weapons on a regular basis, either.

>t-take the scene seriously where Bruce Lee is the joke

Huh. Imagine that.

He's a fuckhuge guy. Point is Tys could be up against some 9ft gigachad fighter and wouldnt even flinch. I admire the size of his bollocks and his demeanor

Yoru sensu of humurru is sharrowu

>No, I do not.
Then why the hell are you impressed with someone overpowering them like Fallon Fox in the women's division?

That people are taking a Quentin Tarantino movie as seriously as they are is just pure retardation. There's no two ways about it. It's delusion and incompetence.

Imagine Tyson with four-ounce gloves. Shieet.

Funny stuff. You should do standup.

>Then why the hell are you impressed with someone overpowering them
Because of the over-the-top way he did it, you literal retard. It's a fucking movie.

Imagine not understanding something that the dumbest movie goer in the theater would be able to get.

>That people are taking a Quentin Tarantino movie as seriously
>Th-They're watching it wrong!

Are you serious?

>Because of the over-the-top way he did it, you literal retard.
It's always amazing how a 5'11" guy overpowers a twink and a helpless woman.

>It's always amazing how a 5'11" guy overpowers a twink and a helpless woman.
I'm 5'11" and it ain't that fucking big of a difference. Do you not understand what black comedy is?

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I am truly in awe at how absolutely assblasted all these Asians are. I love Bruce Lee's movies, but you faggots need to lighten up.

Yes.
By the way, even if the scene was meant to be realistic and taken seriously, which it isn't, it would still be okay for Pitt's character to do what he did, given that these people were plotting a murder.
At this point, I'm pretty sure you're baiting. Enjoy the (you).

>conspiracy to commit murder
>breaking and entering
>criminal trespassing
>kidnapping
>assault with a deadly weapon
What else did they do?

THIS
IS
RICHMOND!

>there's only one way to watch a movie guys
Opinion discarded.

Some people just don't understand what they're watching on the screen. You literally need to point everything out nowadays in order to escape controversy and hurt feelings.

>I'm 5'11" and it ain't that fucking big of a difference
Oh so women overpower you all the time in your wet dreams? Fuck off, you weakling.

>i-it's just a joke
>i-it's just a movie
>p-please stop criticizing my favorite film

Cope.

>Oh so women overpower you
No, because I never get into fights with women--or anybody for that matter. You are grasping at straws here.

It's a Quentin Tarantino movie. It isn't meant to be a documentary or biopic. It isn't meant to be realistic or accurate to how a real situation would play out.
That you could watch his over the top antics and take any of it at face value is honestly beyond me. Fuck you.

>No, because I never get into fights with women
Your badass example Cliff Booth does. So badass, killing helpless women like Ted Bundy.

It's far from my favorite film. The stupidity of some audience members is the problem. There's nothing to cope about here. You are unfit to discuss the film because you don't understand it.

>it's intentionally retarded
Then don't get upset when people call it retarded.

Ted Bundy never killed a woman who was breaking into his domicile with a deadly weapon. Your argument is invalid.

>being this stupid
You are baiting. 100 percent. At least it's refreshing when it's lefty/pol/ instead of the regular idiots.
Enjoy your day/night.

bruce lee is half white retards

>Ted Bundy never killed a woman who was breaking into his domicile
Same energy though. Bigger guy overpowering a weaker opponent.

Why do the "real asians" always change to whichever ones aren't mentioned?
>Chinese? They're shit not like Japanese and Koreans.
>Japanese? They're shit not like Chinese and Koreans.
>Koreans? They're shit not like Chinese or Japanese.

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Don't mistake your argument for sensitivity or empathy. It is unnecessary here. You didn't understand the film whatsoever.

>Hollywood CONSTANTLY fellates chinks in their movies to get that Chinese money
>Tarantino makes their most popular idol look like a punk bitch

LITERALLY based

>You don't understaaaand, mooom

lol

>Same energy though. Bigger guy overpowering a weaker opponent.
Yes, if the context is completely removed, it's the exact same "energy."

You are legitimately retarded.

>Tarantino's film flops at China
lol big brained move

The context being he's afraid of a twink and a 90-pound girl?

Then again, he was knocked down by a featherweight.

Ken Shamrock did more for modern day MMA than Bruce Lee did. Even Chuck Norris was well on his way to becoming a complete fighter before Bruce. Don't even @ me.

>m-muh yellow jew money
Cry more Kevin Chang.

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>The context being he's afraid of a twink
Who has a gun pointed at his face.
>and a 90-pound girl?
Who has a knife aimed at him.

You don't though. That's the problem. Don't take my word for it. Write a review and see how seriously you get taken

It's probably the soijack retard trying to troll. Ignore.

You can be an ugly chinlet and fuck top tier Asian women as long as they're not Japs.
All they care about is HAPA kids, even if they're monsters

Selling drugs.

Sure thing, kiddo. And being goth is a way of life too.

>ohnoz, weaker persons are trying to threaten me

How badass can you be if you're dealing with people weaker than you? isn't that just bullying?

an american car from that time period? that garbage bends like a coke can

Do you not know how firearms work?

The irony of your post is palpable.

>By the power of scripting him to win?

yeah. thats literally how it works. if the script said someone shot him, would you be yelling about how he would of stopped the bullet with his teeth because fictional characters based on real people cant be depicted differently than the real characters?

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