EVERTON v CHELSEA MATCH THREAD 2

kys

Have a proper slag.

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Chelsea has been absolutely dreadful to watch these past matches

Then you woke up

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Yeah I'm thinking the Ev are going down.

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this looks like someone inflated nicole kidman

chelsea scum fc
its ogre next season without

Cant even beat Manure like we did

Light half time snack before Sunday Roast at 5.
>Buttering all the way to the end of the bread
No, not for me

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>past matches
They've been dire ever since November

tfw no comfy sunday roast

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>watching british stream
>commercials have american actors and voice-overs

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Chelsea is not winning this game.

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did you cook the fingers first, then microwave them to melt the cheese, or did you just use the microwave?

Reddit is genuinely a far better website than Yea Forums. they actually have mature discussions, mature debates, witty humour and friendly chats. I've never been in a /int/ thread were someone isn't racist or sexist or homophobic or acting really immature or just acting really pathetic. the majority of you are grown adults and behave so childish it's actually embarrassing.

You don't get weird fucks posting disgusting webm's either. Imagine being such a sick degenerate fuck that the highlight of your day is posting disgusting webm's anonymously and constantly refreshing the thread and getting excited because you received a (You). It's genuinely so pathetic it's amazing. You people really need to get out more, meet new people, make friends, travel, get laid, find hobbies etc.

lies

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Why would someone want to have a mature conversation on the fucking internet?

POST TITS

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Go back

@119896182
Such a shit post doesn’t deserve a (You)

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Can chelsea be fixed and if so how

I like it because I chat with a MILF from Devon. When she's horny she sends me topless photos and talks about how she likes to touch herself.

webms are kino though

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You're a big guy

>gf at work
its over

Why does he wear the mask

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>drawing with everton
LELsea is shit, they took out Palmeiras' CWC title and that's it. Fucking scummy team.

yeah uhhhhhh can I get uhhhhh one Richarlison and one Dominic Calvert-Lewin for a fifth of the price you think they're worth? Hold the Jordan Pickford thanks.

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SLAGS

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Your gf is getting BLACKED while telling you she's working.

DCL looking cute here

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Pickford is bigger than your club

Is milk good for athletes?

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Just vomited when I seen the WSL Birmingham vs Chelsea mugshots…holy Yukola

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paige turnah ass

we almost had a thread without mentioning black dudes once last thread fellas keep it up i reckon we can make it

no

These Uber Eats adverts are absolutely dismal. Strange crack den vibes about them, the groups of people, sat in dark, dismal living rooms. All hypnotised by the food. The strange dreamy music the cherry on top. Really off-putting when you think about it.

>get a free takeaway every time she comes home since she works at a food court
even if she is getting blacked it's worth it

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THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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just woke up lads

>t.

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which advert lad?

nice bait Mr. Kenwright

she's a big girl (for you)

Open this for a little chuckle lads

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good morning sir

That's the white women niggers keep stealing from us.

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hope you had a good sleep and you're feeling refreshed and rested lad

>Every single advert with a voiceover is now a London blaccent
Tiresome
White voiceover artists must be absolutely fucked

hehe

HAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell

Settle down now lads, match is back on.

POMBO POMBO POMBO

GOAL CHELSEA

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How long's the longest you've gone without alcohol in your adult life?
t. 7ish months, broken by Covid

>get ready for another 45 mins of nothing

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>chelshit

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Dcl

Richarlison should be red carded for throwing that into the crowd

Everton will survive
Trump lost
The vaccines work
Climate change is real
Trans women are women
Black lives matter
Deal with it chuds

Guy's off to Satans in Manchester after the match

Unless you're a northern tart then you can get plenty of work doing shit poetry for bank adverts

Trannytonian

>chelsea defending

EBE SHITTERS IN TEARS

My stream is behind. Stop wizarding.

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holy shit

WE ARE STAYING UP

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Factos.

for fuck sake chelsea

boa pombo guerreiro

Turned off the stream

A webm please
Tah

Disappointed but not surprised.

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Why are Chelsea so fucking shit? Literally everyone wants them to win and they can't get the job done. Bottleless club

PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED SOMETHING HAPPENED

Did he just throw a smoke bomb into the crowd?

Everton 1 - 2 Chelsea
screencap

Pidgey pidgey pidgey

nappy headed hoe

>Climate change is real
wish this one wasn't true

fucking chelsea

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4-1 chelsea win

Leeds bros...

the state of azpi

Here you go

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UKRAINE WON
EVERTON WON
Yea Forums WON
FOOTBALL WON

I'm speechless. We are saved

nerve gas

>bench PuliGOD
>play shitters
>turn to shit
the humble german imposter

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>Ukrainian finishing

should have scored that desu
that's why he plays at left back

I HOPE PUTIN BOMBS YER MA'S HOUSE.

holy kek what is this defending

Chelsea are just a fucking worthless team.
How the fuck do you concede to Everton?

Just another reminder that Chelsea are doing Fraudulent Frank a favour in case they need to bring him back due to recent events. It was very obvious Everton would win/draw this game.

Lelsea saving Fat Frank's job.

btw if this keeps going Chelsea might actually finish 5th, Arsenal are 6 points behind with one game in hand.

>pruuuus in your way

hope putin shell bombs this cunts nan

How fucking terrible are chelsea

Should've been 2. Can't throw away those sort of chances.

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Yeno what, as much as I hate Everton I hope they stay up cos without the Merseyside derby it just wouldn't be the same. London meanwhile has 72 derbies in a season which just erases the meaning of a London derby. Hope Brentford somehow goes down instead

ABE in SHAMBLES

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Looks like Chelsea got their orders at half time. The Powers That Be won't let Everton go down. The Lampard crime family strikes again.

for fuck's sake sort it out chelsea you absolute sacks of fucking sarf shit

>UKRAINE

UKRAINIAN BUM

they have a BRAZILIAN ;)

What

>micker lenkno

should've made it 2-0 there
stupid bald left back

>CHELSHIT

Welcome to Trabzonspor, Azpilicueta.

What the fuck did Tuchel say at half time?

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>trusting a ukranian to hit the target

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