/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Punished™ Gasly edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Florida Man Constructs Life-Size Replica Of Monaco In Wal-Mart Parking Lot Grand Prix:
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>Previous thread:
>Thread Theme:
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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Helmut Marko believes that the championship will only be decided between Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc: “The only talented driver I still see in this league is Lando Norris, but he doesn't have the best machinery at the moment.”
‘I belong with Verstappen, Leclerc, Russell and Norris’ t. Focused™ Gasly
Horner sees "genuine respect" in F1 fight between Verstappen and Leclerc
Miami GP exposed for fake painted water
Wittich set to be F1 race director in Miami after COVID recovery
McLaren wary of F1 moving towards having B-teams structure

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gimi

amx

lulu

my street ready to host f1 race

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Butthole

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insanely grim, many such places here

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my garden also has its own miami marina bay :D

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gimi

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F1 Pole Sitter Lance Stroll

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== DAILY REMINDER ==
Nicholas "Big Leaf" Latifi is a deep-fried Netflix agent, sowing and reaping entertainment for the purpose of influencing the championship

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gimi

*Makes you mald*

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Cryptobros…
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How did /f1/ work out where that henno streams guy lived?

I decided to bite the bullet and get a gimi subscription today (it was cheaper than the gimi I was using to get GIMI to watch the races!), and decided to watch some gimis from years past.

It's absolutely incredible how different today's G1M1 is and how absolutely bonkers things were back then from a safety standpoint. Shirtless gimi mechanics mere inches away from gimi in the pit lane, pit crews celebrating gimi gets by standing on an active thread, no safety gimis, gimis retiring and just being left just off thread for the duration of the lap...

The 2012 United States GP in Austin, Texas had a gimi wobble out on the racing line around a blind curve (on an incline, I think!) They recovered the gimi and towed it away with a truck (again, ON THE RACING LINE) under yellow flag conditions, with battles going on around them. The commentators made some remarks about how unsafe it was, but that was basically it.

My gimis were on the floor. Absolutely staggered at just how gimi gimi it was back then. It makes me quite grateful to be able to enjoy G1M1 in an era where gimi is an area of focus. The sport is dangerous enough without the absolute gimi that existed back then!

gimigimigimi

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lol

Fernando Alonso

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>nobody ever posts Lotus gimi
sad world

>drinking beer on a sunday and listening to MCR
What a life

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How long until race start? 5 minutes?

Have you never heard of the Yea Forumserial killer? He hunts down Anons who post their houses on here. He lives in NL too so you should be careful! There’s a good chance he already recognises that street.

Which one? IndyCar is 2 bongs, 35 bings.

Race cancelled due to track being flooded by fake water.

~170 hours

Fernando Alonso

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For me? Well, its Mika Häkkinen!

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do not follow the sheep here... take your own decisions... support hamilton if u like him... dont let others tell u otherwise
look right when the people say look left

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pierre gasly = slut

Race canceled after they accidentally sealed a florida hobo within the fake water.

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I dont respect Mercedes as a beverage nor as a spanish first name

How’s the anus? Still sore?

the slower hamilton goes, the faster he retires

>Morecambe facing points deduction for fielding ineligible player in penultimate game of season
OH NO NO NO NO

If your butt is sore after a long fucking you've done something wrong. Probably not enough lube

I do not respect toto wolff

yes probaly need new surgery

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Shit one, be sure to keep us posted.

>germany
>lube
Thought you guys just rubbed shit on everything.

Maikal, no...

vroooooom vroooooooooooom vroom

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Why the fuck did I think this was legit when I knew full well we had had the same team that played the rest of the recent games?

Death to America
twitter.com/twommof1/status/1520745160811991041?s=21&t=2ozWx2h1oNWxz6-WQWdm-A

I still sometimes think about that post one user made
>Fiat 500

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Cringe

Maks Maks Maks Supa Maks Maks Supa Supa Maks Maks Maks do do do do do do do do

What the fuck.

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>fake water

Just took a huge shit

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This that sovlfvl european architecture I’ve heard so much about?

VGH LONDINIVM

>scripted cringe

who was the retard who came up with this idea sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Today 28 years ago, we lost a legend.
Post him.

>Alonso trying his hardest not to cringe

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Helmut Marko is still upset that Fernando turned down the request to join Red Bull so he pretends he's no good and has ego problems
Does Helmut have any mirrors to look at, or did they all break because he's so ugly

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Why would DOCTOR marko be upset? Look at fernandos career since.

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I only just now noticed Newey's shiteating grin while talking to Rosberg(?) in the background

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There are some great replies to this.

El planbros????'

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Because Red Bull has tried to get Fernando several times, and then they get pissy when he says no and make up some bullshit to cope about not getting him
Marko has done it at least a couple times

>Helmut Marko believes that the championship will only be decided between Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc: “The only talented driver I still see in this league is Lando Norris, but he doesn't have the best machinery at the moment.”
puro pinche bros... we're being sabotaged by our own team....

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Why does Seb look older than Mark Webber

Can you prove it apart from
>i made it up

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Fernando already spoke about it after he quit in 2018

Obligatory

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Well maybe he should have accepted, then he wouldn't have quit at his lowest ever in 2018.

He gets paid millions to stand around and cringe

O say, can you SEEEEE

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Yeah 2018 would have been a great time to say yes
Would be a much better teammate to Max than fucking Ricciardo, or Gasly or Albon
But you have to understand how demoralizing the McLaren-Honda was
At least he won Le Mans twice and got some attempts in for Indy