Any movies like pic related?

Not Op, but her life is very well documented, from multiples sources and archives, polices reports, newspaper etc.

yet you fuck one kid in today's society and you're cast out for life
smdh

Her first marriage was at 14

Imagine if Taylor Swift was a giant lez and tried to have sex with all her female fans. That's what happened here with this bitch.

google lesbian bed death

How much of that is actually true?

THE
C O C K

Keyword is "tried".
>medieval women being openly gay and supposedly converting straight women who are 99% likely to have been devoutly religious
You tell me.
Also keep in mind that people would often create stories to smear someone and publicly ruin them, so it wouldn't be too hard for people to start stories about her being gay (a death sentence in that age) and how she did all this horrible shit including killing men (something that would be seen as worse then having unorthodox interests). She probably was just acting like an uppity cunt to everyone in reality.

I for one would love seeing this on the big screen

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She was famous and her life is well documented. This stuff wasn't used to smear her, she never denied any of it. I'm sorry if it upsets you.

damn you a fag or something, holmes?

>being gay was a death sentence in XVIII century France
Imagine being so retarded you invent shit on the fly just so reality fit with your uneducated worldview

Cringe

What was her tax policy?

Just imagine beating her in a fight, then subduing her with your raw male strength and raping her so hard she becomes hetero.

she was bi

>In Villeperdue, still wearing men's clothing, she was insulted by a young nobleman. They fought a duel and she drove her blade through his shoulder. The next day, she asked about his health and found out he was Louis-Joseph d'Albert Luynes, son of the Duke of Luynes. Later, one of his companions came to offer d'Albert's apologies. She went to his room and subsequently they became lovers and, later, lifelong friends.

Worth an adaptation desu

any film that involves hell

Some of the men she beat (easy since she was trained as a swordman through all her childhood, using those very light blades used in duel) became her lover

perfect role for Léa Seydoux

Madamigella di Maupin (1966)

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Also portrayed by Romy Schneider's daughter

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>he thinks Europe was super prudish before the Victorian Era

public school? underage?

Imagine being so French a woman beats you in a challenge goddamn bro like that's your life and a bitch beats you French men fuck.

just american

100% of lesbian toys are penis substitutes.

>nooooo stop pointing out flaws in my gay fanfic version of history!

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you failed history in high school

>The research has been criticized for its methodology and because sexual activity decreases for all long-term couples regardless of sexual orientation.
>Subsequently, scholars have regarded it as a popular myth

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France was pretty liberal at the time in the sense what you did was your problem but children and propaganda were off limit

Liberal to them would be conservative in today's standards.

The only reason faggots were tolerated in the court was because king louis's brother was a sissy crossdressing faggot who still, even while being a faggot, fucked a bitch and got her pregnant doing his royal duty to make an heir to his titles.

After louis and his brother passed on there's no goddamn way some faggot would actually be able to exist openly

>medieval
>17th century
You what mate

Just like my japanese animes

No liberal means liberal

"Medieval" is a generic term, and can be used basically up to the industrial revolution in Europe, or very late 17th century.
K

>some nerds validate my original stance so I'm right.
Everything is criticized you fucking sheep.

Not a lesbian

Especially incels who don't do their research

No, medieval means middle ages.

>tried to have sex with all her female fans
never going to happen. girls can't have sex with each other. at most they can play with toys.
>duhhh derp wat bout TONGUE and FINGER
oral and fingering isn't actual sex. if all you've had in your life was a blowjob you're still a virgin. there needs to be a penis in a vagina for it to be sex.

>oral sex
>not sex

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Are gay men all incels?

No it can't you illiterate retard.

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yes

I know what you're getting at, but no, that's not how that works.

pls gib

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You illiterate dumbasess, it's a generic term. If you want specifics you mention specific eras like "dark ages" "Renaissances" etc; and even then, those are still somewhat vague terms that different scholars and historians will use various start and end years for.

I bet she would've gotten along well with pic related
#slay

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17 century is probably the most boring in history, closely followed by 7th and 8th century.

>when the strong female character actually is strong

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How can one human being be this retarded?

You're wrong.

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a lot of the bottoms are ugly manlet incels

>when the qt female lead slaps a negress for nigging

>bottom
>incel

Don't make no sense.

And then a rooster named L'état flew into the room and everyone clapped

>tfw she's burning in hell right now
lmao

She gets pretty friendly with them

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Damn, this bitch sounds alpha as fuck.

sounds like bullshit

;_;
Women actually have an advantage in duels because their proportions can allow greater leverage and dodgability

Super skilled ones will just fake parries, side step and stab you and theres not much you can do about it

I'm not saying it didn't happen, but
>reddit

Imagine unironically calling someone uneducated while being uneducated yourself; really makes you think. This must be the fabled European education I've heard so much about.

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>side steps behind you
heh nothing personal kid

The Little Hours has some nuns lezzing out (too bad a lot of it involves that fugly girl) and some okay comedy

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have sex

>inb4 he will still be convinced his beliefs are stronger than facts

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Wut

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This thread just got interesting.

That would make a pretty good movie.

Watch Flesh+Blood
They used a corpse of dog though.

I was disappointed. Aubrey Plaza was woefully miscast and the script was pretty weak.

Loosely based on the RL Katherine Ferrers. Worth watching for the horsewhip duel alone.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Ferrers

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And then everyone clapped.

not a movie but Gentleman Jack

yes. they're not having sex

What are fast twitch muscles? Retard.

This
>and then Einstein clapped
Fake as shit

he's right though. Finger play isn't sex. take care!:)

you are so stupid it's mindboggling.

This whole thread is full of stupid.

>well documented

Sure it was.

but you took it over the top.

I would have burned this whore alive!

I will never stop being amazed on how degenerate normies praise sodomite wretched figures like this one.

May she rot in hell for all I care.

source (s) to back up your claim?

lol sure they did.

Europe was very much sex negative for much of it's history before the victorian era. Source: history major.

>inb4 reddit, snopes, or some left leaning blog/scholar

>Europe was very much sex negative for much of it's history before the victorian era
what a vague statement. Thoughts on 17th century France?

None of it. Female reaction time=toddler level.

....france too m8. Just because the bourgeoisie was fucking like degenerates doesn't mean the peasants were. Most people hated loose women for a multitude of reasons.

She should have been racked and skewered! KILL THEM ALL!

That is a made-up woman created by faggot wiki editors. She never existed. Any woman like her would have been guillotined immediately for such behavior, also women cannot beat men in quick draws.

Did she fuck d'Albert or his companion?

She never existed.

>quick draw
holy fuck you're actually retarded

Is this what Utena is inspired from?

D'Albert

Retard.

lol at this rate no one will believe WWII even happened because of all the lies.

You are actually a dumb fat bitch if you believe that ridiculous story. And yes, quick-drawing ruled the day in duels, also standing close enough since the were grossly inaccurate back then.

You're the one making shit up though

You believe the plot of "Hidden Figures", don't you? ;)

>quick-drawing ruled the day in duels
That's not how duels went, you half-wit. You would take turns to take a shot at one another.

She never lived except in a tranny Wiki editor's fat mind. Why hasn't she been heard until today? That's right, she was made up this year.

Maybe in your mind. Here, we are actually talking about escrime duels.

So many incels in one thread. No wonder why this board dropped so hard in quality in the past few years. Thank God school starts soon.

>You would take turns to take a shot at one another.
Nope. Stop making shit up. If you want women to do interesting things, make it happen for real, don't make hoax Wiki pages. Thank you.

Don't forget about the Holocoaster. Where you must be this tall to die.

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Nice try, Chaim. No one with a functioning brain stem believes in the holohoax or that made-up broad.

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Yes, I am aware that is what you likely look like. Thank you.

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ITT: angry, fat femcels who want people to believe their made-up Renaissancefu.

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Find love. (outside faking Wiki pages)

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Yeah, I knew that one would grab ya('cause it's true). Listen, you can be a dueling dyke all you want, but that lady never existed. Bye. :)

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>miscast
Didn’t she write and direct the fucking movie? What a retard you are.

Today's women are children, not literally, but mentally.

Lesbians hate how true this is.
A gay couple wouldn't consider finger-play sex or dildo play sex.
Nor would they consider rubbing the glans of their penises together sex.
Only women and a man or a man and a man can have sex.

Why do they use strapons?

>Only women and a man can have sex
FTFY

Putting a penis where waste is expelled is not sex.

it's anal sex and considered sex by god, no matter what your pasta-bishop told you.

>some queer rams cock in your ass
>”it’s not rape bro”

Lol

>considered sex by god
Maybe a lowercase meme god, but not God the Father.

So if someone shoves a metal pipe down your throat you're legit eating food. Who knew Mexican drug cartels loved to feed people and dindu nuffin?

kys

>So if someone shoves a metal pipe down your throat you're legit eating food.
technically that can be considered rape too.
It's unwanted penetration of your orifice, all they have to prove is that it was sexual and that's legally rape.

Stupid fucking asshole

sex is not just penetration you dumb virgin

A lot of dykes in tbis thread

>well documented
>no source
Fuck off Tumblr

Seething

>tbis
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING RETARD
AHAHAHAHAHAHHASVERVE

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No, moron. The human mouth has nothing to do with reproduction (sex).

>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DO THAT AND CALL IT SEX YOURE LESBIANS!
>IM AN EXPERT IN SEX IVE READ ALL ABOUT IT ONLINE

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>so wrong even r*ddit shows you up
pathetic

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This thread smells like lilac and dry roastie petals.

you can say that, but shoving a dildo into a person's mouth, or your penis, is considered rape.

>nazis grunts are so incompetent that some random bitch can kill them
>just like stormtroopers bruh
Fuck reddit

You realize that them having sex means they're not an incel? Dumbasses don't even know what that word means, do you? You just parade it around, like shill, buzzword, soul, pol, nazi, and cope, don't you?

Unwanted sodomy. Sodomy is not sex.

lol I knew the story was total bullshit. Women are the niggers of the sexes. They be kangz n' duelers n sheeeit.

Anyone who unironically uses the word “sodomy” is literally guaranteed to be a virgin

lol why are dykes always so miserable? I guess when it's fags one can be the woman one can be the man so they're all happy. But dykes are mad they just can't have real sex

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Muh incels!

You don't know what that word means.

What retarded logic. You have no idea who you're talking to or what I've done/had done to me.

it's what you are reddit user

>You would take turns to take a shot at one another.
this isn't 18th century england you fart sniffing pseudo /his/trionic and there's quotes in this thread about her stabbing people in said duels
at least get your shit straight

>lol why are dykes always so miserable?
They need men, badly. Ever notice that in a lezzy couple one looks just like a man? lol Sad. Many such cases!

P.S. most lesbians were molested by daddy or a close family friend, so they internalize that and hate men.

Generally dykes have a "man" too but since there's no cock it's pretty unfulfilling.
Imagine a married CIS couple but the man's penis is so tiny he can't pleasure his wife and even her pussy can't pleasure him.
That's lesbian couples.

So if you jam your penis in a vagina unwanted, you can do it in a non-sexual way? You can jam a broomstick up an anus in a sexual way?

>A lot of angry seething dykes in this thread

Fixed

yes, because they're saving themselves for marriage, like any non-degenerate should. Stop having sex

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Not at all, stupid fagoot. Not in any sense. Not everyone here is as pathetic and lifeless as you.

This gentleman knows what's up.
youtube.com/watch?v=-xIKox2jFWc

The kind of who knows how to use IMDb and knows she did neither write or direct it.

shut up you pathetic incel.

It absolutely is. Until your penis penetrates her vagina, you're a virgin.

Triggered virgins

>Generally dykes have a "man" too but since there's no cock it's pretty unfulfilling.
>Imagine a married CIS couple but the man's penis is so tiny he can't pleasure his wife and even her pussy can't pleasure him.
>That's lesbian couples.
AND IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF MEN!

>men please help!
Literally true since men designed dildos and strapons. hahahahhaa

uh sorry rape is only when a man has sex with a woman. that's the legal definition. at most a dildo is sexual assault

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the word incel was visible in my minds eye like a sigil being meditated upon by a Yogi and then I see this exquisite post when I flick over to the television and movies board at boards.4channel.org/tv

>17th century
>medieval

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they are ugly men who cuck themselves spiritually into taking dick so they can feel desirable I’ve seen at least 2 irl examples of this

cry more you pathetic incel.

Have love and loyalty and acceptance by Jesus Christ.

The only reason you're posting here is because on reddit you would have been downvoted and you couldn't post anymore. But posting here you think it makes you a part of some sekret klub. Now run along little incel

god isn’t real
It was a complement my friend, try to learn to relax and enjoy life a little ok?

LOL you should do stand up comedy. I've never even posted on red ddit since they tend to delete anything true.

Incredible levels of brainlet in these posts. I hope for your sake you're just some underage faggot still in school.

>god isn’t real
~later on~
>OH NO JESUS DENIED ME ENTRANCE TO HEAVEN..no.....no! NO!!!! HELL IS REAL TOO?! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE WARN ME!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo

Many such cases!

Exactly, he is right in doing it, and?

shameless and literal samefagging^

Who should play her in the eventual Starz series?

*ties a stone to you and throws you into a river*

I'm not him you disgusting dyke. Everything is samefagging to you? lol

Looks like we both got the wrong people, not a dyke and the story in OP's pic is bullshit.

She was actually used as a masturbation machine before being put into The Holocoaster (TM)

I can give a 100+ sources that she was real and did all those things.

I am very curious about where you read this

No one cares about your headcanon.

ITT I learned that Vlad Tepes made sweet love to Europe.

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but Disney gave it the green light!

>I-it can’t be t-true...
Incels coping HORD itt

> French men fuck.
Oui oui, Monsieur cocu.

this confuses the incels

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Eva green adaptation when?

It's been thoroughly debunked, niggerfaggot.

Seethe

seething femcel

None of this shit is credibly sourced. Go back to tumblr

No it’s not. The only source that details this shit is from the early twentieth century. There is documentation at the time of someone who shares her name, but she did literally nothing the fictional version of herself did besides sing in operas.

This is a valid point and I haven't thought about it like that before

Its all made up bullshit!

d’Albert

>And he was a good friend.

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>8th century.
Excuse me?

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>17th century
>guillotined

They totally had guillotines in the medieval era.

Yes, idiot.

Wait..I was the idiot. Ok, but they would have still chopped her head off. Fake news.

you seem upset

cringe

She was real. Ended up becoming a nun for real.

She sounds based