Hehe i organized my funko pops what do you think?

Why cant i be a girl :

Excellent collection m'lady
You might enjoy the thread I started for Funko pops.
We'd love to have you there.
I sent you a DM.

whats a funko pop?

Is it Narcissa?

that is the corpse formally known as narcissa formerly known as cosmo

she got some chemical peal treatment? something girly

Imagine raising this for yourself

A neat toy that is modeled after pop culture icons. Some of them are really cool, and they even make them for anime and manga! I recommend checking out the used market on Craigslist, that is where I sell rare ones!

>leaving your shitty plastic bobblehead toys in the box as if they're going to be worth something in 30 - 40 years

Attached: 1466760133990.jpg (1241x1735, 149K)

vocaroo.com/i/s1Y76oNLiM2q
>hits pipe

Where is he now? I haven't heard about him for at least half of year.

newbury comics near me went out of business there is no place to buy useless crap anymore

kek

this. just fuckn take them out or better yet dont buy them

10/10

Didn't even take them out of their packaging. Do people seriously think this cheap Chinese trash will become collectible?

based

Who is this

I knew Bellye couldn't be this thick
>all this 'oh no its someones daughter' posting
fucking cucks

There better be a dick somewhere in there

uncanny

her dad is the cuck retard

Jumped off a bridge.

fag

Attached: 1410623172847.jpg (559x598, 71K)

Only gods can be so perfect.

Do you think our grand mothers knew this is what it would be leading to

This place has trained me to expect dick you homo

A worthless piece of plastic that beta cucks buy

women are starting to piss me off.

What the fuck happened to him holy shit

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS HAPPENED

Whores (or women as some call them) live life on easy mode.

they should make funko pops of the squad

>names himself after a harry potter character
>looking more like movie voldy by the day

is this intended?

Attached: 1556703687346.gif (350x224, 499K)

you retards actually think this is the reason? you fucking autists. she keeps them in the box to stack them you insufferable mongoloids. she dont need money selling plastic toys in twenty years, she is already set for life.

You are so Yea Forums, user.

Attached: 1518484756249.png (640x240, 271K)

If this was my daughter I wouldn't let her leave the house dressed like that

Hell, I wouldn't let her leave my bedroom full stop

Attached: download.jpg (225x225, 11K)

It's what fake geeks buy to show that they're slaves to a company but don't give a shit about the content of a brand.

WTF? when did he say this? why???

>Implying they wouldn't have done the same
user women have been thots for about the last million years.

t. incel

I don't get it. Is this thread supposed to make me hate women? Is this why it's still let alone by the tranny jannies?
Please explain, because it's not working.

Wake up, honey it's 2019
youtube.com/watch?v=BZ_sjvAHLpA

Now you're thinking logically

Attached: Hits pipe.jpg (720x888, 334K)

Wtf I love JP now

do they make hot glue-able funko pops? like lewd ones?

All the Elvira ones are pretty tasty, especially the mummy one

Attached: ElviraDeluxe_300x.png (300x300, 121K)

I would unironically start an incestuous relationship with my daughter if she looked like that.

>white girl
>obsessed with weeb nerd shit
>does porn

her boyfriend is probably asian

Think about it logically

Attached: 1486492638140.gif (320x240, 2.12M)

>obsessed with weeb nerd shit
>does porn
well if we're being honest, pervert-kun, her boyfriend is probably BLACK with his BIG BLACK COCK to SEED her every night
she doesn't want a wh*te boi or a gook with their SMALL cocks

Best fetish

Attached: 1707_0.jpg (665x499, 29K)

this is a beautiful object. what is it?

Just give me the damn source

you put in ur bum

Boobs are too small.

It's her salami

Stinky bum hehe

BPD

my sides

I think she's a single mom daughter.

blacks are not beta like that
asians are, which is why most pornstars have asian boyfriends. asian men have no problem with "their" women doing porn.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

I found a Belle Delphine pornalike

Attached: lilcanadiangirl.jpg (700x812, 50K)

cumbrain thread

Who is this

Now that is thinking about it logically
*hits pipe
based Jordan Beterson

Attached: 1552266307298.jpg (757x430, 63K)

That's what my dick looked like when I put on a patterned "for her pleasure" condom from a vending machine to fuck some chink girl when I was in China. I thought it was a meme but their condoms are legit way smaller than in the US. And before Eurasiantiger comes in here and starts sperging and saying it's a lie here is proof this is a real issue that people with normal dicks have to deal with in Asian countries. china.org.cn/china/2011-10/23/content_23701301.htm

RAAAHHHHH! TURN OFF THE LIGHT IT BURNS! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Attached: EncFeralGhoul05.png (505x653, 150K)

I thank God every day I'm not a chink.

Attached: 1566445915803.jpg (467x356, 52K)

I'm a reseller of pop culture shit and yeah, they are worth quite a bit sometimes due to variations. I sold one from Friends I got of Monica that was a variant two days ago, it cost me $6 and I sold it for $175. I don't collect them other than one, the Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic one, they're all for reselling. Ugly fucking things.

>implying he's not right

Britbong here.
I had the same problem visiting America

youtu.be/w8-cjd5cdIU

Tyrone here. I had the same problem visiting Britbongistan.

Same. I'd rather be dead than Asian.

No you didn't. Rent free and absolutely pathetic.

Thinking rationally about it right now

Actual Brit here. ديكي صغير جدًا ولكنه يناسب الثقوب التي أضعها تمامًا.

name?

>meet girl today
>just do my regular thing and be friendly with her
>later look her up online
>find her instagram
>only like 30 images in sets of like 4-5 with a single boyfriend
>this bitch has 2 photos of herself kissing her fiance, 3 photos with her last boyfriend, 2 photos with her kissing a guy at prom, 3 photos of her lifted up by another boyfriend prior to that
What the FUCK is wrong with normalfags?

Is there a bigger red flag?

I like her videos but she looks literally nothing like belle delphine you faceblind autist. Got a nice fat ass though

Rape her to teach her not to be a thot

what makes this funnier is that he has a daughter

Minty Darling
Nudes on her Twitter

I think you're wrong

Attached: 1557569536524.jpg (1002x564, 30K)

Are you trying to tell me that the niggers who live here are full of shit with the “muh dick” bullshit?

Well, she's set for life, so I'd be kind of proud for raising someone to make such smart business choices.

God bless you

>she charges 50 dollars for a porn vid
manyvids.com/Profile/1000036063/MintyDarling/Store/Videos/
jesus

Look on the bright side, at least the whore made her past a matter of public knowledge, you know it's nothing to invest in now

Hold on that ain't Belle Delphine. I take it back, this girl is a knockoff.

Attached: 1446205398484.gif (170x180, 1.07M)

Is this a real picture?

Lmao based

He's trying to tell you that he's a butthurt gook mad at facts and angry at America. Nigs have the same dicks as whites pretty much, porn just makes it look like the BBC is normal when it's just as rare for whites as it is blacks. Chinks on the other hand have zero above average dicks. Scientific fact.

for me, its blondelashes

meh she's not pretty enough in my asian eyes. nice and thicc tho

Social media really has just ruined an entire generation of young girls

Yeah, same here. When I visited America for business I tried to use one of those condoms you get out the dispensary and it was TOO BIG. I have never had this problem anywhere in England.

surely there's a mega archive someone available for freeee

Attached: 356BA0F7-D576-4F05-982A-FD6DDE958E29.jpg (1024x684, 71K)

somewhere

vocaroo.com/i/s1Y76oNLiM2q

Attached: 1566434973806.jpg (327x327, 57K)

You have no idea what it means to be a man.

Imagine raising that and not making her give daddy love.

Attached: 1536256829558.jpg (1365x2048, 302K)

I want to suck her farts

imagine eating her shit straight out of her arse hole as you call her mommy and she rubs your hair

social media has ruined the entire world

Wrong

why is there no porn of sluts that look like this?

Yes

Wrong

Those pale goths seem to be into it.

Attached: 1539282648176.jpg (675x1200, 105K)

how does one pull this off

Attached: photo_20190817122901ojtvuf_filter_f1_fun_smile.jpg (343x358, 22K)

Should I care?

wow are u retarded or something?

It's hard to differentiate one paste face from the other so they all look like this to me

Because they're above porn. They can make more being self-employed and teasing instead of going all the way, like Belle Delphine.

Attached: 1490964741285.png (799x512, 269K)

vocaroo.com/i/s0cXoUCHTK4G
for those that missed it a Jordan Peterson orginal tale.

Shame about the face desu

so true it hurts

I'm fine with incest so yeah I can imagine it alright

Attached: mama boobs.webm (1280x720, 1.71M)

>you'll never raise a cute, thick and plump daughter to bang you everyday

Attached: 1551325353591.png (946x902, 1.54M)

>implying her father was even there for her

Unironically what's wrong with this? Funkoshit is shit anyways, no one wants to see that, and the image is very pleasant to look at with this presentation.