Oi mate give us the ball

>oi mate give us the ball
what the fuck do you do

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Shoot them in self-defense.

kick the ball back you fucking queer

Toe punt it straight at them

*pretend to like you didn't noticed and walk away as they jeer*

you would suck a cock of you were told so, wouldn't you? you like being bossed about, isn't that so?

Curl it into the goal like van Hooijdonk

Did this once after it had been raining, was wearing a pair of New Balance skate shoes so the soles weren't very traction-able on the damp grass. Slid forward on my standing leg as I went to hit the ball and the movement meant my leg bent the wrong way at the knee. Went down like a sack of spuds in absolute agony and was limping for weeks thereafter. The kids I kicked the ball to just laughed. I would have desu.

i just typed this but i sound like an esl for some reason in my head this sounded fine do i have a mental issue?

I'd laugh and say "Want the ball? Come take it" with a smirk, then start dribbling towards them and dribble through them with skills moves breaking ankles as I went