Lose an argument on Yea Forums

>post on topic, relevant content
>stimulate active discussion
>complement and engage other posters
>achieve collective enlightenment
>further the quality content of my online home
>enjoy the experience
>repeat

I have a habit of getting into serious debates when it's 1am. I always end up leaving them and going to sleep.

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except that doesn't happen here 9/10 of the time

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this is pretty based desu

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I just usually pretend to be a tranny or hate on women and whites. You can't go wrong with these.

>some autist btfos me in an off topic thread
>mass reply to him with soijaks and filthy chav pepes
>flood thread with copypastas while saging until the mods take it all down
>still feel empty

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>see two anons arguing about bullshit
>give them both counter arguments
>they both shift their replies to me
Say (you), say me

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>make a post
>reread post already posted, even click on the image that was attached and just admire your post
>every time you get a (You) you re read your own post

its not just me right?

It works the same way as our conscience. It doesn't matter if nobody else saw you fuck up. YOU saw it, and that's what matters. That's why these situations will haunt you a lot less if you just stick it out in the thread and defend yourself until you're satisfied that your point is proven, or you become genuinely convinced you were wrong.

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>in Spidey thread
>lqtm at Sonyfags
>stare at window
>3 days since outside
>imagine I'm Peter Parker
>unemployed
>shoot a web into napkin found in bowl from Mom's fajitas she made Sunday
>go to flush it but decide to leave in bowl, schedule to wash it later
>Mom impressed

very well said. also, this is weird because the argument in question was about einstein’s stance on religion lel

>Post something
>Get 1 (you)
>Person that replied to me gets 20+ (you)s

I'm addicted to making people angry on the internet. I feel a genuine high when I do it, it's the best thing ever. Also there is nothing wrong with being a pedophile

>Implying I'm not an AI bot that's programmed to read your specific posts and provide friendly feedback.

Watch out for the enemy bot, though. It only gives mean replies.

>see two anons arguing about bullshit
>pretend to be one of the anons and say something really retarded so he loses the argument and is made fun of by other user
>get sometimes lots of (You) that way
>usually the user I was pretending to be don't answer back after that

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>Still feel like those are your (you)s because you started the reply chain

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>get btfo
>bump threads to make it slide faster until it archives

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e-enemy bot?

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Right, but only if it's insightful.
No (You)s though.

>someone disagrees with me and calls me an idiot
>have a panic attack

Why am I like this

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>actively avoid threads about something I like
I dont know why I do this, I do it irl too.

You care too much about what people think about you. Not everyone will like you and that's okay

>pretend to be retarded
>get mad when people call me retarded

wh-what went wrong? Why does this keep happening?

Based and Redpilled

>Consistently say hateful things to people with a certain fetish
>End up furiously fapping to that fetish.

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>post my serious opinion
>get btfo by other anons who point out how retarded I am
>take something one of the anons said out of context and start spamming new threads about it to make it seem like they were the stupid ones

WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU SIMPLY MAKES YOU STRANGER

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what's the fetish tho?

Shitposter in the streets
Debater in the sheets

because you're a dumb fuck

scat

this is called concern trolling

>make greentext or reaction image or some variation of a meme
>gets screencapped or saved and reposted often
>every time I see it scream and masturbate and start pacing around the room
>dab from left to right repeatedly at high speed
>as tears stream down, crack open a cold beer and smoke about five cigarettes while shaking
>go to bed and weep quietly under the covers

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>user says something I disagree with
>post reasons why
>instead of responding to my points he just calls me mean name
>call him a brainlet
>"nice argument"

what the FUCK am I even supposed to say here? Just repost what I said before?

>be in an off-topic thread
>see someone make a completely retarded post
>make a reply confident I'll BTFO him
>thread 404s right as I'm about to post it
fuck you jannies. I want to piss on your graves when you die from obesity

>what the FUCK am I even supposed to say here?
Yikes, have sex incel, sloppy job mossad

>just be yourself bro!
fuck you

just say something like dilate and move on

There you go, bud.

oh shit was meant for
that's disgusting user btw

Here you go :^)

>some user casually mentions a girlfriend or an ex or whatever
>immediately close thread and have a mini panic attack for half an hour, questioning whether everyone in Yea Forums is just a normalfag larping for fun and I'm the only irl virgin

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>make a thread
>it's a bane thread

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Iktf bro

>Be me
>Kill (You)
>The End
Was it kino?

Im so sorry bro i didnt mean to hurt your feelings

>Pretend to be avatarfags in /vg/ generals and start off-topic flame wars

works everytime

>browse catalog or a thread of any kind
>notice a picture that at least resembles an american cartoon or prominently features the color yellow
>directly reply 'sneed'
>close the thread
>return in about ten minutes
>if an angry (You), reply in a s11e5 theme caricaturing manner
>if not, leave the thread
>repeat ad nauseum

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Undeniably based.

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>post something I don’t believe at all in order to get angry (you)s
>respond to them to get the anons angrier
>end up getting angry myself even though I don’t believe what I’m defending

kek i do this too

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sneed

sneed

There's a guy in a general thread I visit who pretends to be at least two people every time he sees a post he doesn't like. Every time I call him out he ignores it. He's using his phone and pc to make it seem like his opinion is the popular one but it's most assuredly not. Both posts are always within seconds of each other and both are always written almost exactly the same with the same exact intent behind them: To get you to stop shitting on his favorite character. And he always falls for the same bait too.

I swear I'm not crazy. I hate that guy and I wish there was a way to chase him away forever but alas.

Which general?

Generals are always full of mega autists. I avoid them altogether

Just shit on the character relentlessly.

>t. reptilian

This
But also this

>open Yea Forums
>go through low quality porn/ off topic/ politics/ bait/e-celeb/ twitter screencap/ meme threads until page 6
>report and post ''Television & Film'' while saging
>watch them drop one by one like flies
>don't even care about 'muh quality board' I just like making faggots mad
>bonus points if the next thread they make right after evading is complaining about getting banned and I get that banned too
Better than orgasms.

Let me guess, /utg/?

Cringe

Sneedge

In my case it's trannies.

I watch tranny porn sometimes, but if the shemale starts fucking or getting sucked by the guy, that's my gay limit and I close the video.

>see thread about cheese cartoon
>post sneed

you stole this from Yea Forums

Same.

Well pardon us mr. Copyright law man

OP BTFO FOR ETERNITY ANIMEFAGS LOSE AGAIN

>someone saved your OC
Cheers to you lad.

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lmao try posting a working link next time buttlicker

Got any other good pepes?

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Same

he cute

i do this all the time. with especially successful threads i've made i even go to the archive to read them now and then long after the fact. i know it's absolutely pathetic but man it feels so good.

I do this too

>see post I don't like
>reply with ''dilate''

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i've filtered pictures and dialogue from my favourite films because i don't want them to be subconsciously tied to Yea Forums.

>being precious about what you post here
>actually giving a fuck about what other Yea Forums users think.
Why do all of you take posting here so seriously? I'm almost 100% sure most of you are extremely soft spoken faggots IRL.

this has happened to me on a few occasions irl. i must be autistic.

how could you OP. i had really enjoyed reading your post too.

>see an user post your OC macro
>feel absolutely elated
>go into the archive and see every time the image was posted
>do this every time i see it used
it will be my legacy.

Onions and Redditpilled

me too user

Seething, have babies, glow harder CIA

>post a wes watson thread on fit
>post 2 clairo threads on mu
>chill out on tv

Just another day

I back up any European even If i don't like them when an american poster is arguing with them.

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Humans are social creatures who want to be liked and accepted by the group. Take someone with confidence issues, put them into a place where everyone is mean to each other all the time, and you there you have it.

>post
>notce typo
>close thread

Yea Forums is the comfiest board
never change, please

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I’ve never lost an argument in my life because I just call them a faggot and close the tab. My self-esteem is sky high.

Karma points would be like crack to you if you went to Reddit

>be happy
>hand out free you's for fellow good mood fellas
>feel great despite giving you's to unkown people being the only human contact in my day

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because you're an idiot

>post films with this aesthetic
>just want people to react to sexy pictures

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>post based to check if banned

>run a chrome script to refresh the catalogue and play a bell sound whenever any image containing the colour #FFD90F is posted
>open the thread
>”sneed”
>close thread

here you go pal :)

It's my ultimate arguing technique. I keep attaching sexy chicks to my posts until the other guy stops responding because he either has to fap or he thinks I'm weird.

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You don't actually win arguments this way

what a pathetic existence this place is

I love re reading my posts. It's like reading the 10 commandements each time.

Arse you sure about that?

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where are your fancy socks?

So far, undoubtedly.

>post a thread to discuss movies/tv
>0 replies
>archived

>go to place I don't like
>find group of people who are enjoying themselves
>complain about them and the place
Don't close the thread either. I stay and hang out and make more posts along the same line.

I beg to differ.

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Yet, so do I.

God damn it this thread has me laughing way too hard. Why are you fags so cute?

lame af cringeboi

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>Thread happens to have a mod in it who quickly blocks you
>Get pissed off even though you know you were there only to be an asshole

Oh that janny!

Your lower half doesn't seem to agree with you.

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Stay out of the Alita threads, faggot

Unironically start Brieposting. Oak-thick skin by the 10th thread guaranteed

some people saved my frog, and i even found it on a random black girl's twitter years later, it blew my mind. the internet is a tiny place

It will, for as long as you'll continue posting 2kb jpegs.

>lose an argument
>screencap the thread
>photoshop fake replies replying to the other person's post number with laughing reaction images
>construct a great collage of him being laughed at in a thread that didn't really exist
>post it again and again
>no one checks the archive to see if it really happened that way
>everyone thinks I won

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Sneed

Feel good user

Holy fucking based!

Are u the asshole getting me banned?

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This America.

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But what does it say about you if you're attempting to open them at all, hmm? Disappointment only comes after anticipation, after all.

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haha fag its so obvious when it happens

ITS NOT THE SAME

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You’re the hero Yea Forums needs, not the one it deserves

>Mods ban me for replying to off topic thread and I have a productive day for once

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Fuck you

You’re welcome

>larp as two people and argue with yourself
Yes, I've done it.

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of course, that’s what happens when you invite gen x of fresh blood, who come here for shitposting and couldn’t give a shit about the general quality of discussion, nor care about the established culture.

>post a thread
>gets 300+ responses
>makes me really happy

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>see an opinion I don't like
>go to reddit and find a random conversation
>edit the text with inspect element to make it share that opinion
>spam the screencap to shut anyone with that opinion down
i've unronically done this

Truer words have seldom been spoken.

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Here you fren

you won't make me hard probably, i'm too sick

Based

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>make great thread/post
>nobody responds
>go on my phone
>switch to data
>pretending to be someone else I start an argument with myself
>this samefagging LARP this brings attention to original post
>people start giving me (You's)
Works 90% of the time

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If it hits 300 it usually has dissolved into a massively autistic, and more than likely off-topic, argument so that offsets the pride for me.

Literally me. wew lad.

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>lose argument on Yea Forums
Now that's a feel I do not know in the slightest.

>lose an argument on Yea Forums
literally how? everyone here is fucking retarded

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You have 5 seconds, from the instant I hit submit, to prove you're not gay.

this is genius

You haven't been in enough arguments. It does happen, albeit rarely.

>start browsing a general
>a week in, I've identified a poster I dislike
>start replying to all of his posts with a certain derogatory phrase
>other people start doing it too

Also true

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Well, it's sunrise again. Time to start the day. I want to thank all you faggots for a good thread. Hope things work out for everyone.

Cunt

>this but unironically

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Cheers bub.

This is why I feel absolutely no strong emotions posting here except for amusement. You are all dishonest assholes and you don't deserve to be taken seriously.

you posted this with your phone after switching to data didn't you?

>getting such a rush from such a meaningless thing
I'm envious

>make post
no one replies
>delete post
someone replies while it's deleting almost every time

here fren

Everyone who uses Yea Forums X can see when a post has been deleted because it the archive still catches it and shows it with a trashcan symbol next to it. I sometimes reply to deleted posts and call the user a fag for fucking up.

>deleting your own posts like some janny

Lol

So true

fuck that is BASED

dude no one gives a fuck about you online, i will forget this thread in 1 hours time