In my 22 years of living I have never asked a girl out

Same but I'm 27. What is the reason men talk to women? To get laid. So if I start talking to some chick she immediately knows I find her attractive and have sex with her and she gets immediately disgusted because I'm a disgusting piece of shit.

Just talk to some random girl from inet, it would make it easier to talk to irl whamen.

A Short Film About Love. It's incelcore.

I didn't ask you to marry me

I actually like talking to women more than men. Everytime I talk to guys they fucking go on and on about video games or sports, and they just dont know when to shut the fuck up. Girls are better listeners, they understand conversations are about back and forth, guys just talk about shit they like, and then wait for their turn to talk again, fucking annoying.

t. closet faggot

there is nothing better than getting drunk on wine with a group of single girls and talking all night long

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a woman delivery driver came to my house by mistake a few weeks ago, she got the name of the place she was going to wrong, explaining that isvthe most i've spoken to a woman in maybe ten years

Are you both faggots? Very few women can hold an interesting conversation.

I don't listen to the uneducated, biased opinions of misogynists.

Blade Runner 2049, he doesn't ask any girl out.
So he's just like ME

(You)

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22 is nothing you baby. I never kissed a girl or dated anyone until I was a month away from 25.

I've never asked a girl out or for her number, yet I've had 2 long term relationships and fucked over 10 girls. I'm just a lazy fuck and can't bother with flirting

I met loads of girls through maplestory, and one of them I met in real life and we're now in a relationship, but I don't know how realistically you can make female friends online nowadays. I've never made a single female friend online outside of that one fucking game.

How is this even possible? How do you not talk to any women for longer than 15 minutes? Do Americans really live like this

Go to a bar and tell them you will eat their ass out all night. I promise you will have multiple bitches to come home with you

Who wants to eat ass, where is the enjoyment?

I can confirm this worked for me. The bar I go to, everyone calls me the Assman, like that episode of Seinfeld.

Haven't had skin contact with another person since I was probably 15. 24 now. Only one female irl friend. Usually leave my house once a month since graduating. Suicidal since age 10.

Kinos about touch deprivation and clinical depression?

>female irl friend
No need to brag about it.

You've never shaken hands with or high fived your friend?

Dude, eating ass is not like drinking Mountain Dew. Eating ass is like sky-diving, it's sounds horrifying and awful before you try it, but after you do it you love it and you want to do it all the time.

Why do the least interesting, most retarded posters on here make the most threads?

Exactly the same op but I'm 28. But I've had sex with prostitutes

I saw a prostitute a few weeks ago to lose my virginitu. Nice girl too. I still couldn't get a real erection and she really tried her best. It's just not meant to be.

post a thread you've made, I bet it's thrilling. You won't because you're a whiny faggot.

I also met my bf through a game. He didn't know i was a grill, and he eventually find out cause i repaired my mic. I made a couple of friends from inet lately, but i'm not really a social person so i will just try to keep this friends for now. I think meeting ifrens is safe if you aren't a completely retard.

What do you look like?

Get a haircut. Use tretinoin if you have acne. Eat a healthy diet. Wear nicer clothes. Ask a girl out. Stop deflecting to a screen to cause comfort for your social inadequacies and face up to the challenge like past generations did.

You're only perpetuating your state of misery.

when i was 15 or so, i used to ask girls for their number without a problem, i got some nudes too no big deal but then something happened and i devolved from chad to incel, now i can't hold a conversation with a girl without gettin all nervous and shit, what the fuck happened? i even was uglier at that time

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...maybe you're gay or asexual?

Incels deserve to be put in death camps.

Same but add 10 years to your age

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Dude wtf that is literally me. When i was 15/16 i had multiple girls interested in me at any one time, made out with a few but never had sex. Then something just happened and i lost all my confidence, stopped contact with all my friends and became this bitter insecure loner.

Eating ass is like...uhhh...licking the floor.

It's something weird and awkward you'll do if you really like someone. It's just disgusting otherwise.

No, I am romantically interested in women and I find them sexually attractive. I masturbate to them. Always had a relatively low sex drive but not to the point of it being literally nonexistent. I guess I was just too nervous and uncomfortable. At least I got a pretty good massage out of it and cuddling felt good. I actually kinda miss it, to be honest.

Yea Forums...?

Probably you used the internet and internalized ideas of "chad" and "hypergamy" more than you realized and felt inadequate due to self-awareness of your own shortcomings and then retreated to screens and a community of people unable to have sex and allowed it to take control of your life out of comfort...?

Same bro.
I'm always scared girls will have a reaction like this:
>omg user thinks he can have sex with me, hahaha, even though he is soooo ugly
So I don't chat with them, else my confidence would get shattered.

Do people "ask people out" outside of television?

I've had three girlfriends and didn't "ask any of them out"

>Eating ass is like sky-diving, it's sounds horrifying and awful
I have feelings completely opposite to this when I look at a pic of ASR.

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CŮNNY

>I've had three girlfriends and didn't "ask any of them out"
well what happened then

This, also as soon as they say "my bf" or "my gf" I immediately stop talking and walk away. There is LITERALLY no point in talking to a woman if access to her hole is restricted.

Without the minute possibility of giving her a mating press and cumming balls deep there is nothing women have to offer in a conversation. It's all drama and makeup and boring realty TV shit.

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literally me

too old

based

Haha, incel. Suffer.

If there is some advice I can give you niggers is that you need to start to talk to woman. If you still haven't fucked anyone til 20, shit ain't going to change unless you do something.

Forget trying to get sex, all you need to do is try and talk about trivial shit. You'll just need experience in talking to woman. Once you have that, you can work on other thing like your appearance.

Hell, even by sheer chance you would get a gf sooner later if you'd only talk to enough woman every day. Woman are fucking weird and chance are that there will be at least one of them liking you.

based

>22

You're still a child. I refuse to work along side anyone on my job sites who is younger than 29 because of how retarded zoomers are.

maybe decades ago before the feminist campaign to make people want to hate and genocide male virgins

you were retarded too yet apparently someone gave you a chance and coached you a little like a competent entrepreneur instead of being a whiny bitch

Are you autistic? You asked them out at some point. You don't literally say "Would you like to go out with me?"

You will suffer too when said incel shoots up a mall or some shit and you or a family member is dead.

yeah but how about getting one that I like to like me back? that's the problem
not interested in single mothers or fatties

The ultimate crossroads

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that doesn't always happen. Sometimes you hang out with mutual friends or something and then start hanging out by yourselves without actually making the choice to start something.

If you have nothing to offer, you should just stay out of the game and let those of us with our shit together get the better women. It's for the good of mankind. Don't be a greedy asshole. Just stay in your room and rot you pathetic worm.

Then you just need to continue practicing and working on yourself. You don't have to stop at the first woman that lets you in her hole. Like anything else in life, you don't start at the top and you sometimes have to get your hands dirty.

The whiny bitches are the zoomers, I didn't act anything like these kids do when I was their age, the internet generation is a mistake. I've literally had kids, 22 and 23 year olds, ask why supervisors have the authority to tell them what to do, it was like it was the first time in their lives anyone had actually given them an order and they were completely blown away by it.

Nah eventually all the incels will go insane and murder spree a bunch of stacies.

All of my posts on this website are satire.

How did you first agree to start hanging alone together?

This is assuming you date girls your age and older.

yeah but girls i like dont match with me
so im kinda screwed

>one day you just happen to hang out together on your own without any prior discussion and it keeps happening until without any discussion you mutually know you're in a relationship

retard

kek why are you on a dating app if you aren't at least an 8/10

Literally no point

Do you have any friend? Friends could be really helpful, cause they can introduce you some mutual friend, or if you go to a bar or something is way easier to talk to some girls with a friend rather than on your own.
Btw checked

No you're not. You want top class woman? Gotta be a too class man. It's only all about if it's worth to you doing all that shit (working out, reading books, spending money on clothes rather than video games).

Unless you're 5'8 or something, you can get any woman you want.

Anyone here have mail order brides?

If I hit 35 with no gf I might do it. Those girls seem happy just to serve me like a king despite me being a socially awkward retard.

>if you go to a bar
Alcohol is disgusting

This is how all of my relationships have gone.

This. Also economical stability attracts woman who want to crate a family

Well it can become apparent that you are into each other in a group setting, you start making out or whatever and then you just start texting or whatever and there's no clear distinction of actually asking them out, it just happened while you were hanging out so much.

im 5'6

very nice

cunny?

my friends are unironically bigger losers than I am but have girlfriends who are even worse, their friends arent my type

I'm so sorry user. Hell if you told me you have a small dick I would have said it doesn't matter, but your height? Damn.

I'm 29 years old and live in my parents basement. Kissless, handheldless virgin of course, never talked to a woman in my entire life. Can't even get a job, no one wants to hire a socially retarded, likely autistic almost 30 year old, balding man. Whenever I get the courage to go to another job interview I am met with the same look of absolute disgust by the interviewer. The worst is the places that I've had many interviews at, and the person interviewing realizes they've interviewed me for a wage slave job before, and didn't hire me, and never even bothered to send me a rejection email (for example I had 6 failed interviews at local movie theatre before I gave up ever applying there again).

I'm pretty sure I'm starting to turn schizophrenic too, it runs in my family.

This is how the best relationships start, without any awkward first dates because you've already become accustomed to each other and it just happens.

Sorry zoomer, but keeping your mouth shut, doing what you're told, and always being respectful does not fall under "annoying and cringy" like you wished it did.

you were annoying and cringy you just didn't realize it

Beer and water are the only two alpha's drinks.

>arent my type
Post pic of your type then

First line but 23 years old.

You'll be fine just don't listen to people who try to convince you to be a 'wizard' or whatever. You've still got time to redeem yourself

Is this a meme post or you are serious?

incels weren't going to get the best women, they would get the slampigs once they realize you were just using them for sex

Post your chin and mouth

Maybe some of their friends have some cool friend or something, just hang out with them, at least for practicing talking with women (cause if you can't talk with women you arent't interested in, when you meet a girl that you actually like you will be fucked up).

That didn't answer my question at all. You sound like you have no idea what you're trying to even say.

Confirmed not pasta

no, i'm serious.

I'm 5'3

user do you want to go on a date with me?

I'm 5'2

why do you care? girls are literally just vaginas with hands attached to them for cleaning the house and cooking.

Is it really far fetched? Look at all the frothing at the mouth hate in this thread and tell me normies don't have some kind of instinctive disdain for failures of men. You could be an excellent accountant or programmer, but they just don't want you around, so you're not getting hired. Nearly every woman makes it clear the moment they figure out you're not normal there is 0 chance of a relationship, they are viscerally disgusted due to some instinct to avoid genetically inferior males. People are more likely to accept a convicted felon than an incel, simply because they have better social skills.

In my case, I'd hang out with her after driving her home from a party or a night out at the bar because she lived near me. We'd chill in front of her house and talk, which eventually led to making out and after enough times of doing this we started texting more and going out to eat or whatever. Obviously there was a point where we made dinner plans or a movie date or something but by that point we were already pretty much a couple. Not sure what's so hard to understand

>If you have nothing to offer, you should just stay out of the game
This is good advice for posting on Yea Forums, too.

So you asked her out when you texted to hang out alone the first time. Not sure what's so hard to understand.

Can you really blame anyone for not wanting an incel as a partner? Also woman can't read minds. You can fake being a normalfag. People only see what you show them and you can decide what that's going to be.

I’m not OP but talking to women is a very overwhelming and hermetic experience to me. Feels like I’m being transported through history or something. Like one day at work I was the longest person working there out of a bunch of newbies so they put me in charge on a day when the boss was gone. Basically there was two girls that I had fold these t-shirts or whatever and there was this Asian guy and black man that I was instructing and for a single solitary slovo in felt like I was transported through history. It was like I was standing on a big green hill while my wenches were making cloth and my workmen were blowing fields.

Fuck, is there a cure

I'm saying we were alone together enough times before that even happened that we were already a couple. We couldn't even come up with an anniversary because we never had a "first date"

Maybe you can work for yourself then? Get some training and in a field that allows you to work from home?

>genetically inferior males
This type of guys never go after "genetically inferior" females, or insecure and quiet ones, they want Stacy

>be the class clown in high school
>had a few cute girls interested in me
>never realized it until a friend told me years after
Any kinos for this feel? I wouldn't even know how to approach women at this point, and I feel like an absolute retard now that I'm in my 20s and still a kissless virgin. I feel like I wasted my youth lads

5'2 japanese girl with a flat tummy is my perfect type
but I'm not fussed about race that much, will also consider a white girl

Women can literally smell virgins.

So you were alone enough times to be a couple before ... you ever actually were alone. This larp is too confusing.

How?

guess which man those "insecure and quiet ones" want

You would've at some point asked/been asked to hang out at hers/yours after these parties, unless you just forced yourself in.

The 20%?

Like I said, I drove her home a bunch of times after going out with other friends. if you've ever been to a party, you'd know you can get away from other people and talk one on one, smoking or whatever. We had plenty of time together where we were alone without planning it out ahead of time. I'm not saying it's usual way of getting together with someone, but it's nice when it happens unexpectedly without you know setting up a date.

every girl wants chad

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They want jews?

yes

Shy girls like Jewish guys?

>You could be an excellent accountant
What are you talking about? Accounting's filled with autistic-but-somewhat-competent spergs. You have to be a stuttering mess that can't even look old women in the eye to not get a job in this field

Every girl wants to feel validated by relationship and feel good in one, even incel can give it to a girl, but without trying and actually talking to her? nope.

I say they just "smell" your pathetic appearance and your virginistic ways of moving.

I know
>it's all about confidence, bro.
is a meme in a place like this but it's true. Once you've talked to enough woman, talking to them become trivial. You see them as nothing more than children because that's what they are. Very easy to manipulate with words alone and absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

wrong
doing this scares women off (when it's me)

REEEEE

Don't take my JEWISH MEN.

- Gay Guy

they also want tall, handsome, rich guys who will give them whatever they want

You haven't even tried anything with them

With your face, definitely.

>There is LITERALLY no point in talking to a woman if access to her hole is restricted.
kek you don't seriously think having a bf has ever stopped a woman from getting fucked before do you?

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You can't be that hideous, post pic

most girls* just like most men wants stacy

Women aren't Belle or Hermonie.

Women are generally shallow and not too bright. You don't just talk to them. Especially if you want them to be sexually interested in you.

Turns out evolution is a thing and it doesn't subjectively favor personalities.

They want validation in the eyes of society more, just like incels who think dating Stacy gives them value. Face of happy couple others can be jealous of is enough to lure a woman

Most shy girls i know likes intellectual men, and most intellectual men are jewish unfortunately.

Women aren't normal people though.
Normies say this, but don't understand how differently they act around women to when they're around just their male friends.

must be chad then

>They want validation in the eyes of society more
which they gain through having a partner that others deem attractive and desirable

Most shy girls are mentally unstable in cheat on you when you boost her esteem way

>I'm just a lazy fuck and can't bother with flirting

clearly not the case
either a larp or sad attempt "humble" bragging to a bunch of virgincels

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I get drunk and sleep with them, do that a few times and then you're pretty much going out

Woman deem attractive and desirable almost any man who already has a gf. As soon as guy gets a girl others think "oh, why not me?" Even a girl who may said no before, may even contact you after. Woman hate each other, think they are better and deserve what others have, use it bros

>cheat on you when you boost her esteem way
That is also true, but you should boost yours on her as well and move on

why would a woman go for me when she can get someone better just as easily if not moreso?

This

t. girl

Because you are you? Unique in your own way? If you don't have a dick personality why should't they? why are you comparing yourself to some random suitors?

>Television and Film

Because every limitation that you have is what makes you who you are.

Play every "flaw" up as confidence and ask as many women out as possible. Don't be afraid of rejection. If you're not ugly, someone will like yo and every fault, eventually.

*AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT GROSS*

b my practice gf so i can score hotter grils haha

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>why are you comparing yourself to some random suitors?
because they're the competition. do you not get how this works? picture 1 woman with 10 suitors; why would she pick me over the other 9 if i have less to offer her than they?

Never been a gf so I don't know how to help.

This is bollocks
26-28 is best time, you're pumped, wealthy, you can fuck students and MILFS without issue.
Mid thirties with two kids and a wife who's vagina has been ruined by two kids is harder. Enjoy it while it lasts dweebs

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Even if he is "ugly" when girl gets a crush on a guy she may like parts of you, you hate yourself and see as ugly

>Because you are you? Unique in your own way?
yeah that's sure to make a woman pick me over the guy who's taller, better looking and richer

>imagine being so normie that you are unable to conceptualize the idea of a man deprived of affection and intimacy in his entire life

If we are talking about incelkino

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>ask as many women out as possible
so men have to proposition every woman they see, even if they're not attracted to her, while women get to choose from an endless stack

At last be confident at what you can "offer", if a girl clicks with and you make her feel confident and comfortable, she is not gonna choose someone she has nothing in common with, just talk to girls and pursue one you click with, she will let you know with her body language that she is ready for a relationship

girls do not get crushes on ugly men. they are either repulsed by them or completely oblivious to them, like trash on the sidealk. do you actually live around other human beings?

Girls that match your personality exist, but you will never find them sitting at your computer all day.

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Then I guess I am not interested in women because I cant imagine willingly spending time with a person who probably thinks that Europe is country

>taller, better looking and richer
Stop projecting, it's how you see what woman want and man should be. If you have economical stability, proper hygiene and don't act like a dick, you have every damn chance to get a girl.

This

Also movies for that feel when you set up to go on dates but you ghost them out of fear?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Seething virgin

where can i find them

sure it is

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>it's how you see what woman want
no it's what years of data and statistics show women want
>If you have economical stability, proper hygiene and don't act like a dick
assume i have all those things; why would a woman choose me over someone who has the same?

I'm a woman and talk from experience, I had a crush on a guy because I liked his mined and felt like we clicked (he was doing reviews without showing his face). Everyone gets old and at some point everyone anyway will be "ugly" if people judge you only by looks, do you really want to date them? But if you don't even give people chance to get to really know you, don't be mad when they will choose others

Yes we get it
You're white.
You're male.
You're a virgin
You're "depressed" and think all the media sucks now and can't consume it anymore

We get it? Okay? Now kill yourself.

He gives me Adam Driver vibes, I personally like this guy

t. femanon

sitting at their computer all day?

I just want to tell you guys that I really enjoy these threads and thank you janny for not deleting this one

Sheepover?

normal people don't pick their partners through a database, they meet them by happenstance or mutual connections. You interact with women and maybe you click, that's it.

>We get it? Okay? Now kill yourself.

I'd rather not.

yikes get better taste

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>I'm a woman and talk from experience
yeah the experience of being a woman; i.e. having the luxury of being the pursued and not the pursuer. you have no idea what it's like to be unwanted, and cannot, because there will always be a man who will want to be with you

You don't value yourself at all? Stop this self destructive mindset. If girl clicks with you, yes she will choose you over any other guy. You may not even see attractive qualities in your looks and personality, so just stop generalizing and just talk with them

I love hove you ignored everything I said after that

(You)

>normal people don't pick their partners through a database
thanks to the internet they now can. women don't have to pick someone from their immediate surroundings any longer, since the dating pool has been so heavily expanded

where do i talk with them

because it was delusional drivel that ignores reality

No you pathetic sack of shit. It means you make use of every occasion when you meet someone you're attracted to and thanks to that learn how to deal with rejection and score. Any woman will instantly reject you when you're acting like she's the last chance for you to get laid, you need to be casual and it's not something you can fake

You are a fucking turbo virgin lol. There is always a woman that will want you faggot.

Do you know the guy on a pic? I find him attractive, and he has really kind eyes (nice lips also)

cope

(You)

Friends of the friends, work, bookstore, cinema. Anywhere where you can talk confidently about staff you like and talk with them, ask about their opinions.

What is that

>when you're acting like she's the last chance for you to get laid, you need to be casual and it's not something you can fake
This! This! This!

I like how this is secretly a nice comment

t. chad

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Through the hole in the truck stop bathroom stall faggot. Just ignore the Adam’s apple and razor stubble as you pass the ten spot through.

I turn 29 tomorrow and I’ve never dared to approach a woman, I’m too much of a pussy to even make a tinder account. Kissless virgin and I’ll definitely die as one given how weak I am.

Fuck life.

>No you pathetic sack of shit
and the roastie shows its true colours
>Any woman will instantly reject you when you're acting like she's the last chance for you to get laid
i'm asexual. i don't have or want sex
>you need to be casual
aka attractive

>only chads get women
Cry more faggot

I think I'll kill everyone else instead, just a s a big fuck you.

too bad i don't have any friends and i don't have a work. but thanks for the advice.

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(You)

>I don’t want sex
>whaaa I can’t have sex
Cry more faggot

You should get a job and friends before getting a gf anyway, they’re more important.

>If girl clicks with you, yes she will choose you over any other guy
until someone she likes more comes along, and she dumps you or cheats on you because she wants to have her cake

Tell me more about this crime you intend to commit.

quads of death confirm

Get a job then lazy ass and go out more, you can have a gf, stop hating yourself, give yourself a chance and try to live freely, you are the one judging yourself harshly other people don't know all you faults

where am i crying? i haven't said anything about wanting sex. the discussion is about pair bonding and what makes women choose one mate over others. maybe stay quiet if you can't follow simple discussions

how do you put yourself in a situation to talk to someone new? boy or girl. I cant imagine just going up to some random at university and talking to them unless they're in my class, even then that's still a bit hard

>cries about everything
>hates on people trying to help him
Yeah I can’t imagine why you have a life time membership to the Dry Dick Club.

Best chance for you is here

If she is such a bitch, you should dump her ass and move on. Or are you projecting and would damp her if more "attractive" girl came along?

Nice projection. No, you don't have to be attractive and as long as you're not repulsive it's easy to get women, but it's clear you don't want to change shit and only want to cry how bad you have it

>get a job and friends or we won't give you access to our holes!
good job admitting that personality and "who you are" has nothing to do with who you choose to fuck

Lol you’re delusional

don't flatter yourself. you're not helping anyone with your r*ddit-tier "advice." you're not saying anything original or insightful

>thinking having a job is high bar to set
God you’ve got me rolling! Please continue posting.

So am I, my gf is 5’11. It’s absolute cash money.

The larping tranny itt needs to dilate.

that's not what projection means, ms pseud. and i don't have it bad. i despise women and want nothing to do with them; that's why i came into thread, to point out how full of shit you are

so go fuck one of your boyfriends and text your orbiters some more. i'm sure they'll buy you dinner again

I’m not trying to be insightful because you have just come to cry and lash out faggot.
>reddit
Sure dipshit. I’m sure “get your dick sucked through a hole by truck stop tranny” is trending on the front page as we speak.

concession accepted
please continue missing the point and displaying the famed female intellect

That's utter bullocks and you know it.

t. femanon

>you want a gf? you just need a gf to get a gf
retarded. i try not to hate women but they’re so stupid it’s hard not to

>neglecting the scientific evidence that women are driven by their instinct to mate with genetically gifted men

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I’m a guy you fuckin idiot.

you argue like a woman

How is that a cope? It’s the truth.

>neglecting the evidence that men do the same
No shit Sherlock. Next thing you’re going tell me is water is wet!
>ignoring all advice to continue crying
Continue on.

From this reply I can tell, people don't avoid you for your looks, you just have a shit personality.

Still projecting, but I guess if you constantly fool yourself into thinking you're the one distancing yourself from women and not the other way around it denying reality becomes a habit

>gives advice
>not trying to be insightful or helpful
what are you, a cunt?

>get you dick sucked by a tranny cuz you’re a fuckin loser
Uh yeah. Every woman I know talks just like this lol.

protip: when all you can do is namecall, it means you've lost the argument
>we won't give you access to our holes! nahnah!
pathetic

Yes you dumbfuck! You don’t want advice so I might as well have some fun with you. Mission accomplished btw.

I love how you leave out main point, that girl want validation from guy and gets it by being in a happy couple, while other girls are envious of her. I guess your braincells can't compress all this information and understand it, I can't help you here.

Wow
Sorry

I guess it's good that likes of you are not going to procreate

>women only want men in order to make other women envious
i think he understands full well why he hates you morons

Don’t apologize to me. Apologize to the families of the girls you’ve undoubtedly got buried in your parents backyard.

Keep projecting kek

>>>/reddit9k/
nobody but newniggers cares

>girl had a crush on me in HS
>ignored her cause she wasn't my type
>find out she's now a single mom in her early 20s and goes clubbing all the time
dodged a bullet there

>I guess it's good that we won't give you access to our holes
keep repeating yourself

>completely missing a point

There is no point in trying to help you guys, you all just want to stay pathetic woman hating individuals, and pat each other on the back for being such a misunderstood "not good looking" guys. You may achieve happiness if you turn gay and date the other user

Protip: Every single board on this site is and was just /r9k/ + a hobby/interest.
You can make a kissless virgin thread on any board you want and you'll get +200 replies almost everytime.

Anybody who is not a flaming tourist newfaggot is aware of this

i don't want your "help." you have nothing to offer anyone but your disgusting diseased holes, and i don't want them

Get a more positive view, became gay and you will get a boypussy (and be someones boypussy)

6 figure paycheck >>>>>>> looks > decent job >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> personality

t. woman

I can't give a closed gay an advice, ask on /lgbt/

>Protip
is this really your best attempt at fitting in newnigger
>>>/reddit9k/

I don't even fear of my first sexual encounter (if it ever happens), it's just benis in bagina any retard can do it.

What I fear the most is my first kiss, seems like it's instinctive to everyone else but me.
If I never saw the act of kissing in public/movies I would never probably even attempt to do that, it seems so alien to me.

I have autistically overanalysed my situation so much that if a kiss ever happens, it will be the most manual interaction in my whole life.

personality>>>decent job>>>>>>>voice>>>>looks

t.femanon

Maybe you are asexual?

>you don't want my holes so that means you're gay!
roastie cope

yeah you would marry and love a paralyzed drooling mangled face elephant man who barely looks human just because of his "personality" and because he has a good job am i rite

there is nothing worse than not even having a chance to socialize with the opposite sex because their initial reaction is "ugh" or "yikes" and they just want you to fuck off so they can be alone with actual humans

Get drunk, it's that easy. You May not remember shit the next day but the anxiety will pass. And if you want to save it for someone you actually want to have a relationship with, literally nothing to sorry. If she's willing to kiss you your nervousness won't fuck it up, it Will be cute for her that you care so much

Doubt it, because I would like to have sex with a girl I find attractive. And I masturbate about 3 or 4 times per week, all fairly normal as far as I'm aware.

>my holes
You mistyped help but ok

No, I actually enjoy a lot of recent media.

Tell the beholder hi for me when you meet.
Until then you ugly in the eye of everyone else.

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your hpv-infected roastie doesn't help anyone, sweetie

personality>>>>looks>>decent job>>>voice
Actual femanon.
This is terribly innacurate

This is true, I myself am a 24 year old virgin.

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I get drunk plenty of times, it never makes me magically great at social interactions or suddenly willing to approach anyone, it does the literal opposite.
As soon as I'm drunk I stop giving a shit about anyone around me and mostly I just get up and go straight home without even saying bye to anyone.

Really don't get the "get drunk and you'll be approaching girls like crazy" meme at all.

You can marry a Chad and he can turn into "paralyzed drooling mangled" everyone gets old and ugly, if partner has an awful personality, good looks are not gonna improve it. Without good interaction and communication, good looks have no importance

You want your first kiss to be special? You can try just dating and kiss someone to see how it affects you?

Getting drunk makes most people worry less about the consequences of their actions. If I'm hammered and see a pretty girl I will approach her because that's what I want to do and there are no "what if" scenatios in my head, I'm completely ruled by my whims.

>everyone gets old and ugly
Only women get old and ugly, men just get old.

Cope

I'm not saying you marry a Chad, I'm saying you're lying that you would now see an 80 year old vegetable in a wheelchair with you barely able to figure out where his nose is and for you to be interested in him because he has a good personality

not that guy, but with the one girlfriend I had we sort of just talked a lot, had lots in common, became best friends and hung out together/went for walks, etc.;
it was pretty obvious we're both interested, but we were both shy af
at some point i just took her hand, went for a hug later, after about 2 weeks she initiated a kiss and we banged another month later(i invited her to watch a movie w pretty obvious undertones)
met through uni, took overall 4 months between first message(me to her) and sex, never at any point did we talk about dating until it had already happened

>You can try just dating
If only it was that easy

>Getting drunk makes most people worry less about the consequences of their actions.
Yes, which is why I just leave and go home not giving a fuck what any of the friends/acquaintances/coworkers that I was drinking with think of me now.

It is terrible but it is the truth.

>normie literally doesn't realise what he's doing
They have it so easy. You asked her out for walks, for a start.

28 here, i can actually talk to girls and been on a couple of dates. Just can't seal the deal, im too pussy or autistic to take lead
guess being a wizard won't be so bad.

You have to be over 18 to post on Yea Forums sweatie.

>Nobody wants to watch somebody sit around and do nothing.
Why does the Van Gogh movie get so much praise then?

99% percent of women are extremely boring and it's not worth it to me to pretend to be interested in their banal nonsense and deal with relationship bullshit just to get laid(and I'm not attractive/alpha enough to catch ONS and FWB-type deals)
I was lucky enough to have a relationship with a cute girl that had an actual personality(and matching mine), fucked that one up, and now I doubt I'll ever find another one like that(tried dating multiple girls since then, couldn't get past a couple of dates without getting bored), so now I've got a regular hot escort that I get to fuck without everything else that women come with

I find Tim Curry very attractive, even now.

brand recognition

You find older man attractive?

You got oneitis mate

This is exactly what I'm trying to tell this people, but they don't want to do anything, not even talk to woman

I was making a joke.

Have any single female friend?

This is me except I've not progressed to escorts yet, that's a bit too far.
Once you've dated a girl that you found attractive AND got along really well with, there's no going back.
Why should I date women I have nothing in common with and/or don't find attractive?

based schizo
no one gives a shit about you being 'genetically inferior' at work, just be a competent, efficient and disciplined little worker drone for your boss
unless it's some bullshit 'job' that doesn't need any actual qualifications and employee selection is entirely up to arbitrary HR bitches

>a cute girl that had an actual personality(and matching mine)
How did you fucked it up?

>even now
That is the key part, you find his past image attractive and see it in him.

If you never knew who Tim Curry is and just saw him today in his state on the street you wouldn't even register him.

If he's like me then any female friends who are single would have had a move made on them long ago. Once that happens, you can't go back to being friends.

A Chad came along, probably.

>female friend
No such thing. Men and women can't be just "friends"

If you don't talk to them you don't know if you do or don't have anything in common

Do Americans really do this?

Test

new thread when

based general retard

You do realize a lot of people think he was not attractive even when he was young? He always had odd looks, but there were also people who loved him.

this, 25-30 is top quality for a male - you're at your best physically(you do work out, right, user?) and already steady in your career, but still potentially on the rise(even if you've hit your ceiling, your date doesn't know that), and by now should be free of the last of your teen insecurities and beta-ness(again, career success helps with that)
if you're still an incel loser at that age, you're a lazy asshole and it's you fault

I can't do the escort thing. I've done it a few times but the "human" component is just missing. Knowing that they don't genuinely love your company or care about you in any deeper way. Having an actual girlfriend is the best. Too bad dating has become such a wank stain in recent years.
If anyone ITT is single and has been single for a long time, I genuinely hope AI waifu technology develops in your lifetime so you can get the Joi you deserve.

threads like these cant be planned for, they just happen when the energy is right

Don't think like that, if you talk with every girl like she may be your gf in the future, you will just look desperate in her eyes, as more casual you are the better

I have a pretty solid idea from their bio. Most of them are copy paste slappers and the actual ones I might be interested in meeting never match, even if super them.

In my country people(friends) greet each other by kisses on the cheek

Nah nonsense. Late 30s, early 40s, look at Affleck and Caville.

>he had skin contact at 15 already
so uh did you lose your virginity user?

since you're here your first gf will probably more experienced than you anyway and will take the lead, so just go with the flow

Let's say if, and this is just hypothetical, I wanted to make some female friends... how would you do that?

I would say you're in your prime in your 30's. Maybe not when it comes to overall youth and stamina, but just as a man. You've developed into something more than a jerk off by then.

I say skin contact like, hugs. My mom stopped hugging me when I was 15 and I've never had a close enough relationship with anyone to be able to touch them without it being weird.

But Joi didn't genuinely loved his company or cared about him, she was programmed to do that, so are prostitutes but with their bodies. Future is not so hopeful my friend