Why aren't there more films about body horror?

kek

Infection from scat play with dogs

He was fisting some furry at a convention and his hands had open wounds.

He still has his hands. Actually the dude is a chad. Just saw on twitter.

How did my nigga type this tho? Really got me thinking...

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Nah infections are generally easily treatable with antibiotics, very rarely does something like this develop

his hands are mostly dead tissue now, no way they're going to bring that shit back to life, it's going to fuck up his arms if they don't remove it

Ok dogfucker

Voice assistants are on phones you know retard. They can even make posts like that. I didn't even need to type this message either.

This is the most plausible one.

Can they solve captchas

Too much time in the water

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Is this Adam from YMS?

How did he write the tweet?

I agree that there needs to be more, movies are hilariously toned down compared to shit you can find on gore sites

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Still possible. Clostridium perfringens causes gas gangrene and can survive in a wound if its an anaerobic environment.

This dumbass furry took pain pills and passed out on his couch for 6 hours with both hands covered in dry ice because he had arthritis.

there's no way, your body would wake you up well before any damage like this took place

ان شاء الله صديقي

>hands covered in dry ice because he had arthritis
Homeopathy strikes again.

I would say you're wrong because of occam's razor, but I see no ligature marks on his wrists

because david cronenberg thinks hes too good for horror now and makes boring hollywood movies instead.

People literally die from passing out in the wrong position on opiates. Why would this be any different?

I read he bound his hands into paws because he was doing freaky fetish shit. Apparently he wrote what happened on Facebook, but I don't know his profile. Is that where you got this info?

>based maggotbros stuffing themselves beyond full trying to save a single 60 IQ africoid
truly too pure for this world

That is something I've never thought of. How do crips solve captchas?

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Wrists get removed arthritis is gone

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>gay
>furry
>weak genes
He's almost got it all. All he needs now is to get AIDs to complete it.

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>you would wake up
have you even heard of dave mustaine

>bbq ribs for feet

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This sort of shit is why I got out of the furry fandom. I used to fur as a pig, and if you've ever seen a pigs penis it almost has this long thin wire coming out of the end of it so I started covering metal wires in minced pork and putting it into my cockhole. Ended up getting a bad infection and nearly losing my cock. I was one of the lucky ones

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Fatkino has body horror

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High IQ game right there

What? A captcha would be easy as hell with a prosthetic (assuming you go accustomed) all you need to do is drag and click

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Please say sike, bro. Pls

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Dey took her!

holy shit so furries are just confident enough to fucking facefag on the open internet now like hey guys i'm doing good gonna get back in my fursuit asap.
>fursuit
he just says that shit like its not something bizarre and ridiculous. this is like watching someone just talking in a vlog about 'gonna get back in my childskin soon, catching up with my dad, etc.'

very carefully

Fatties make good Lovecraft villains too.
Reading shit like this makes the mind rebel.

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nonsense
>i know a guy who was just walking on the path and a car jumped the curb and hit him so don't ever walk on a footpath guys

>furry
and nothing of value was lost

Because the MPAA is made up of retards that go apeshit over silly things. I remember American Psycho getting a high age rating because one of the judges didn't like how the film felt.

aaaaaaaaaaa

Wow really original post dumbass. Look at the thread for 3 seconds first next time, it doesnt need to be said anymore

Probably

That’s not homeopathy you fuckwit.

Kafkaesque

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Fucking this. Don't take care of your wounds, guys. Don't be a pussy.

It's amazingly easy to make cuts heal fine

>let it bleed
>wash cut out with water
>put betadine or whatever inside the wound
>cover with clean paper towel and tape over it
>keep it like that for a few days until the wound is closed up, though it'll still bleed depending on how deep it was, but you just want it so some layers have closed it

t.most of my fingers are numb from cutting them by playing with knives too much

>I lost functionality in both my hands because I'm a disgusting degenerate
>but since i got so many likes on twitter it was worth it, nbd :)

I ain't buying your magic beans, hombre. Try next door.

Same. When I was a furry, I was into whales and wanted to get my fix by jamming a rusty boat-keel up my ass to pretend it was a whale cock. Nearly lost my colon to the rippage and tetanus but the orgasms were heavenly. Glad I stopped.

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>furry
thank you god

What about autoimmune diseases?

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Juggalos aren’t welcome here m8

they look severely frostbitten

kek

the guy is a mechanic (seems to enjoy it too), so he's also gonna lose his livelihood. feel kinda bad for him not gonna lie.

It’s literally self-inflicted though, he should have known better

hand transplants are a thing. its not completely hopeless. although its tricky, they tried and failed to do a double hand transplant for pic related

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What caused this?

>looks like circulation got cutoff for at least 30 minutes
I fall asleep with my hand under by head/pillow sometimes, with no blood circulation. I wake up with a limp dead hand, and i have to move it in another position with my other hand in order to get circulation.

Pretty sure i sleep that way for hours, and nothing like OP's picture has ever happened to me.

Very sad story. She got ligma.

Who’s Steve Jobs?

That makes me feel better about it.

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What's ligma?

chimp. travis i think

buckshot

chimpanzee

LIGMA FUCKING DICK NIGGA LMAO

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Based af

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His Facebook is James Farnsworth and he is a manager for a gas station or something. He tries to hide his furry side but his Twitter is linked to a Flickr account under his real name. It's frostbite and his hands are fucked.

How did he text and post this tweet with those hands?

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You can’t cut off circulation by sleeping on your hand. You can partially restrict it, but all that’s going to do is make your body work harder to pump blood to your hand, your tissue won’t start dying off like the OP pic.

Pet chimpanzee was on depressants(to control his natural animal instincts), one day owner forgot to give it to him and he went bat shit crazy on her friend.

I was a rodeo clown once, but that's unrelated.

I just like pocket knives and playing with them.

he used his girlfriend’s feet

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>I'm still gonna go out there and have fun with it
>get prosthesis paws

literally losing his hands because of his faggot sex fetish hasn't diminished this guys spirit

and polfags try to tell us leftists are weak

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nerve gas

He's probably a Nazifur

They don't look as bad there

>fingertips already turning black
He’s fucked

A hot iron on open cuts would put you right, you'd have to ignore an infection for ages to get something so fucked

I want to be cynical and call this guy a retard but his pain must have been pretty severe to do something like that. he may be suffering from an underlying mental disorder

looks like insane frostbite, did he wash his hands in liquid nitrogen?

Just a taste, James

This emoji is so fucking hot. Between this pic and the one with her tits out I get so turned on. Same with pregnant Anne Frank

Butterfly knife tricks?

thats because your body wakes you up before damage is irreversible. kind of like how it will wake you up before you start tossing your cookies

the only reason it wont is if you are highly wasted so this might be a Saturday Night Wrist situation

yep this is it

This is so interesting looking I'm not even disgusted by it. The body is crazy.

you mean the massive drunk who got his ass kicked out of Metallica and made a worse band with not even 1 song?

in before >fuck off lars

It’s called being a furry

thats not hwat this word means

christ, can you actually lose your hand for such a small thing?

jeez, imagine sleeping on your arm, 4 hours later you have to lose it

clean bones though

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartment_syndrome

the body is scary

especially with more people with diabetes and poor blood circulation this is a very real thing

reminder to stay away from the soda jew

the virtue signalling is off the charts

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>I wake up with a limp dead hand
That is because your nerves were squeezed and failed to function. Blood wasn't cut off.

lumbago

I had some pus in my middle finger's nail a few months ago, it wasnt that bad

it's very serious

You’d have to try pretty damn hard to cut off blood circulation like that. This case is either severe hypoxia or severe frostbite. Considering that he’s a gay furry with fursuit shit all over his Twitter, I think it’s pretty likely that this was a bondage fetish accident. That would explain why it cuts off at his wrist and why both hands are symmetrical, but it could also be frostbite or maybe crush damage considering he’s apparently a mechanic.

the 'tism

im a victim of the soda jew bro.
now im scared

you are a black man.

Stop immediately and drink more water, seriously. Quitting is better than kidney stones and having to buy insulin.

I woke up on my arm once, couldn't move it nor feel anything in it for a few minutes until i moved around for a few more. shit was scary as fuck but i guess i got lucky and my arm is fine.

This dude just lost his fucking hands. How is he not on the verge of suicide?

Is based Kagome doing the LOOK AT THIS DOOD meme?

Based if true

>Same with pregnant Anne Frank
with fucking what? ...

dont even ask please, those images of anne are both cursed and disgusting

>fat cells "refuse to do" something
I think he mixed up fat cells and fatcels

What did they mean by this?

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>pretzelzcollie
>pretzel

yeah this was totally some weird furry bondage shit.

Takes a lot longer than that, over several hours before permanent damage

>this fucking thread

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Audio captchas fuck are you guys legitimately dumb boomers?

What is that?

He should clearly do keto and IF to decrease ghrelin and increase HGH levels.

Please let your Jewish friend know this. I wanna help Jews out as much as possible because they're so sexy.

I wouldn't worry about it

twitter.com/PretzelzCollie/status/1164213798485413888

he still seems able to move some of his fingers. wtf

ur future wife

Imagine destroying your hands like that and the first thing you post youre still talking about your faggy internet fetish shit

HOW IS HE TYPING?!

its about the skin tissue not muscles

Onions.
Not even once.

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If you scroll down his likes you can see furry bondage. I think a picture is starting to emerge here frens.

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Sleeping on your arm doesn't cut off circultaion. It puts pressure on a nerve which is why it goes numb. You can do the same thing with your foot by crossing your legs for too long.

Key word: ON OPIATES

Anyway this nigga did some weird sex shit and paid the price. That’s what you get for being a degenerate.

Now I'm starting to be mad that he's okay

IT'S NOT AUTOIMMUNE

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Ive never on live leak I'm literally faint because of this thread

Then again I almost died because of an ingrown toenail infection as a kid so maybe its ptsd

limit it to once a week until you can kick it for good, its really tough to fix insulin problems once you get type 2. you have to start fasting aggressively and sometimes it won't heal all the way

chlorine crystals

Lmao you pussy, this happens to everyone fairly regularly.

quick rundown already? what's the full story i'm sick of this CRAP!!!!!

He’s a BDSM furfag who tied his hands too hard

Bitch got a fat ass, I'd smash even though it's half rotten, like whatever nigga, get that nut

Furry fisted two dogs at once and his hands fell off.

twitter.com/pretzelzcollie?lang=en

Probably

why god why

kinos with this aesthetic?

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Didn’t a guy actually die because of this

You should go to /his/ then you'll understand the horror

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>chimpanzee
>went bat shit crazy
>not apeshit crazy
YA BLEW IT

>You cannot silence my puns.

>Hands fall off

Well then

I thought it was a baby's hand

I think it's this desu. The fact he wont say means it's likely sex related

I was expecting the spider milkshake pic from the thumbnail, anyone got it/?

>cosmo
kek

Yes, he was booty blasted irl
poor doggo desu

Sleeping limbs are legitimately painful for me. Like I'll just be sitting playing a vidya the wrong way and when I realize it I need to spend like the next five minutes lying down and trying to fix it before I can do literally anything else.

they killed somebody's fucking dog just so this freak could be a bigger freak

fucking hate melvins, mates. simple as

Lol
He has a paw fetish and his "paws" are half dead

there's a term for these types of situations

Nigger start walking more before you die of a bloodclot

He's still in shock and is on a high from the "support" he's getting from strangers on the internet.

Once he gets home, sits in his bedroom alone, wants to do something trivial such as brush his teeth or tie his shoelaces, and the enormity of what has happened to him becomes apparent, he will break down.

Nah, dawg

Nahhhhhh. Shit can't possibly be real.

I'm 35 and it literally only happened once to me, give me a break.

didnt he die from this

It's fake you absolute newfag. That pic is old as fuck

You are weak

Ironic...

proofs?

I sat with my foor under my taint and my dick fell asleep once.

unironically literally this

I'm skinny, high metabolism (not sure if that's relevant though) and walk for like 30-40 minutes a day. I just lose track of how I sit and am really sensitive to the feeling for some reason

Office Space

>as fuck but i guess i got lucky and my arm is fine.
if you arent drunk its impossible to hurt yourself. The same goes to choking on vomit during sleep or drowning in your bathtub if you fall asleep. Its just impossible for a healthy man

His fetish outweighs any desire to be normal.
I'm sure he'll happily forgo any activities that require hands, to larp as a dog with his new "paws"

I fell asleep with my leg hanging off the side of the bed and my ankle full outstretched. woke up, tried to walk, fell over because I couldn't feel it and hit my head on the floor. Had to go to the hospital. My foot was fine but I cracked my skull.

>cvmbrain hands

It was still scary in the moment. Imagine waking up next to a pale, cold, dead arm then you realize that arm is yours.

fat bitch gets plastic surgery to become slim, starts rotting

>imagine waking up next to a pale cold dead arm
I see you’ve met my wife!

is that filtered here too? funny how they filter a term that btfos the porn addled fucksticks on this shitstained website

it's because some retards on Yea Forums spammed it for a solid day like a month ago.

Are you autistic? My sensory stimuli is fucked and I'm sensitive to everything

>filename

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every single person on this planet had such experience and no one lost his arm. Its normal and its impossible to hurt yourself. Your brain would wake you up long before any damage.

they were in the right, have you seen the state of Yea Forums's faggot catalogue? they're all cumheads

I have always wondering what's up with the furry shit.
Is it a fetish thing? are these conventions actually sexual like orgy parties?
Is it a thing that only autists do? Like they see have real autism and they see these dog suits and get obsesed with them like autists do.
If not, and it is mostly teens and grown up people that enjoy getting together and just pretend to be dogs....what kind of mental problem makes grown ass people have such a hobby?

our conversation is beginning to re-cycle now, user.

leeching torrents

what if ur drunk tho

Yes, yes, and yes. It is an autism epidemic.
t. hmofa

thats a different story thou

>Its normal and its impossible to hurt yourself.
You've obviously never accidentally whacked yourself in the face with a dead arm as you're moving it.

Drink more water buddeh

you probably have poor blood circulation. let me guess, diabetes runs in your family?

That is nightmarish.

Imagine living with open wounds like that. It would have taken weeks, months to get that bad.

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For the love of god sort your cardio out

fit pls go

>not 'went bananas'

No

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Judas priest!

People crave a sense of belonging to a group. It's an instinctual thing because people are extremely social animals and feel safer and more like themselves in a cluster of like-minded, group-centric people. Some will try to adapt and dress / act similarly to a group they want to attach themselves to (depends heavily on their intellect), and voila, a "culture" is born where everyone acts similarly to "belong" - gangsta niggers (both black and white), furries, goths, hipsters, etc. It's all because of the same biological mechanic.

ive been on Yea Forums for more than a decade and this is arguably the most fucked up thing ive seen on here.. i really hope this isn't real.

Probably got it done in some third world shithole. Like the US

He slept with his hands wrapped in dry ice for 6 hours.

it isn't, you chanologist newfag.

so is he gonna have his hands amputated or not?

imagine fucking her haha

is this what happens when you sleep on your arms for too long

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Did you then fap, so it felt like you were jerking off a stranger?

>ive been on Yea Forums for more than a decade
>he has never seen this pic before
nice try newfag

pretty much

whats MFF?

kek

>fucking her and about to nut
>"Not inside!"
>pull out and cum on her back
>"I said not inside!!"
>realize what you've done

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This a literal zombie.

i think her stitches split and i believe at a certain point you just have to have the wounds heal themselves as opposed to just stitching it closed. she's not doing a very good job at cleaning it though which is what i think all that gunky yellow shit is.

>This dumbass furry took pain pills
pain pills means opiates

>youtube.com/watch?v=EaB3CDei4pA

That 911 call is fucking raw.

>HE'S EATING HER
>HE RIPPED HER APART

that depressant Story is bullshit though, and he attacked a friend of the owner. apparently she changed her hair and held his favorite tickle me elmo toy, which for some reason infuriated him.
And I mean look at this dude, I wouldn't fuck around with him. No idea how Pepsi cast this fucking monster for a spot.

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Nope, they'll be fine

This is so hilarious.

Roastie got btfo and now she has to actually has to work now instead of living life of easy mode.

Does she look like a roastie to you?

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TOLL status?

to incels, a roastie and a woman are synonymous

Are you kidding? She'll get $4k a month in disability for the rest of her life.

Jesus how horrifying it must be to watch your body rip apart at the seams.

That's the owner in the pic. It was the owner's friend whose face got ripped off

Jamie pull that up, check the muscles of that thing!

> "Okay what do you want me to type?"
> "umm start with 'Welp'"

haha imagine you're fucking her and her skin split open and you got sucked inside and then her skin closed and you were trapped in her pus haha

No doubt some degenerate shit like actually intentionally constricting his hands to make then swell like paws.

Her stitches tore open and she hasn’t taken care of the incision sites with proper care.

no it's the other way around, woman in the picture is the one that got attacked

>because of his faggot sex fetish
in the video your pic is from he says he had chronic pain in his hands and developed a habit of putting them in dry ice for 10-15mins before bed.
on sunday he was on prescription pain meds and fell asleep with his hands still in the dry ice - at least that is his story.
i don't see how rope would account for the blisters, so it does make sense.

when people say white ppl have no culture

nah...they have this. this fucking shit right there...

If you haven't seen that image before, you have not been here for a fucking decade, you fucking zoomer shit.

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thank god for the sign on the clothing to indicate what side of the human i am looking at.
i was genuinely trying to figure out what body part i am looking at when i saw the sign

Imagine being this butthurt.

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Kino shot

Where the fuck are the mods?

I'm going to get sick

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What do you do in this situation?

Why do people underestimate chimps?

....that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Wow.

Fucking Trigens.

i guess.. it's not really relevant facts to the point of him having fucked up his hand by sleeping on it

rub one out with your own hand for the last time

You're not wrong, Jamal. You're not wrong.

So he was getting fucked and his hands must have been in the suit while tied, so they couldn’t see how they were turning purple

who else is going to rewatch only god forgives in his honor?

> Yea Forums - Television & Film

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Ratings are fucked. They will let you show insane gore but not let you swear; they will show you neck snapping and stabbing but god help you if you depict a gunshot and wound. in Britain, there's that naked attraction dating show where contestants are all nude; this is deemd fine, but if someone got hard they wouldn't be able to show it on TV; they'd have to pause filming until it went, or cut in just the right way that you don't see it.

Again in the UK, apparently anal sex and niggers gangbanging a blonde white woman is fine to produce for pornography, but its illegal to produce relatively innocuous non-explicit fetish porn such as facesitting.

It largely comes down to the personal preferences of those in power.

hope that fully functional robotic hands become available in your life time, if not consider suicide

It does happen though. My girlfriend works at a coffee shop and her manager had a slight nick on her finger when cleaning up the chopping board.

2 weeks later she's in hospital and was facing the very real possibility of losing her finger or entire hand from an aggressive infection she'd developed.
Like you say its not necessarily common, but it does happen.

Fuck, I've had tendonitis in both my lower arms for a year plus now, this image both made me feel worse and better at the same time.

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Yea Forums has been the designated shitposting board for a while now and its great

You just made me check out audio captchas and you know what? I might do them instead of the stupid "pick five hundred pictures of stairs, NOPE YOU'RE WRONG NOW DO FIVE HUNDRED MORE!" bullshit.

Sauce?

But how did he type that tweet?

He had a helping hand.

It seems like the lives and identities of a lot of "deviants" (even basic gays) revolves entirely around their sexual bullshit.
This is why they are a menace.

>tfw no nightmarish chimpanzee pet to rip your face off and eat your fingers

why even live

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Holy shit, I once got blackout drunk and woku up with vomit in my bed, good thing I always sleep on my side I guess, it would be gg if I slept on my back

How would the imaginary stranger whacking me off hurt me?

No this has to be fake. How else did he fucking type? Even if it were sent from mobile a touchscreen still requires fucking TOUCH.

Does your peni ever fall asleep?

You have no power here, furry

>or drowning in your bathtub if you fall asleep
Unless it's a really heated one like a jacuzzi, turning your limbs to weak mush so you can't crawl out once you wake up an hour later and sliding down.

Never trust the bathtub jew, anons.

>orangutan
>chill, might beat you up if you fuck with him
>gorilla
>chill, might beat you up if you fuck with him
>chimpanzee
>total psycho, eats things alive for fun, cannibalistic, will eat your face and fingers off if you make a minor alteration to your appearance and set off his demonic autism
What the fuck is their problem?

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kinda kek

They don't understand that our muscle mass to power ratio is dogshit compared to animals. Cause chimps are smaller they think it can't easily rip your arm off

Anyone got the webm of that Brazilian guy with a giant maggot filled headwound in his head? He was still alive and you could basically see his skull

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Wild chimps only employ their bestiality in warfare with other chimp tribes. It's chimps that haven't been raised by other chimps, but by a owner who can't understand their facial cues and who raises them in a weird infantilising type of slavery that use it randomly. Why not with gorillas and orangutans? Because Chimps are closer to us and so the difference is more noticeable.

No. It's not "They're weak so they can be pets", it's "They're friendly so they can be my pet".

They underestimate that no matter how much personality a chimp might have and no matter how friendly he is, he's still a wild animal that can go off like a bomb. The chimp that chewed off that woman's face was socialized with and by humans from day one, he never even met another chimp. He was a family member, the woman even fucking bathed with him.

Fairplay for him typing all that out too

Lmao this incel

And niggers are the closest to chimps, this makes way to much sense.

Those fingerstips are blacker than the prime minister of Uganda.

I love when that happens and you just squeeze the finger a bit and can hear a popping sound and all this puss just squirts out, and it literally smells like death. I especially love the smell.

This board needs a hard reset

Just don't allow more than three or four porn threads at the same time on Yea Forums so we can come home.
It'll fix a lot of shitposting issues not only on Yea Forums

>his

Well of course they do. They only "war" with other chimps. Other primates run, and it's much more of a hunt than a war. They still eat those other primates alive, though.

They haven't been paying attention to the literature

Is that a Jojo reference?!!

So does all animals whose hunting style doesn't include specialised neck bites, user. Chimps aren't outliers here.

Jesus, these people are sick. Literally nothing matters to them except fucking in fursuits. That level of nihilism and delusion is actually kind of scary.

How the fuck does this even happens
If the bar pierces through the actual chair it shouldn't fucking impale you, it shouldn't even enter your ass unless you're morbidly obese

Hardly. Pack hunters end up tearing apart much large prey because hundred-cuts is all they can manage, but small prey they'll try to kill so it can't get away. Felines will hold it down and pierce the skull or vertebrae, canines will shake it to break its neck.
Only chimps and equally demonic baboons like to grab something small, settle down and eat a struggling, shrieking little creature from the ass up.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?

Air pressure is one hell of a drug. Almost as bad as Delta P.

That's not virtue signalling

When your arm or hand goes numb because you're sitting or lying on it that's not due to restricted blood circulation, that's a misconception. The real reason is compressed nerves.

Your technically correct. The best kind of correct!

What the fucking painpills was he on? Morphine or pams?
Idiot.

kek

>"Shut up, Dr. Nig-"

Dr. House NO!

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Dumbass socal liberal keeps a fucking psycho chimp as a pet, he's addicted to painkillers, wouldnt you know dumbass lib forgets to give the chimp his medicine before inviting her friend over. Let it inspire you to choose your friends carefully.

thats the reason fat people that can't move in hospitals or even old people get bed sores

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This is what happens if you masturbate.

Nothing runs in his family, user.