What would you have done in this situation?

nice digits. the deep is actually the best part of this show. His antics are funny, and the actor somehow plays it off as believable. He needs more screentime of fucking fish and doing weird shit

I would have kept watching my on flight entertainment edition of ALITA

Secretly live stream it on my phone onto a popular social media site. I'm already gonna die anyways, & nothing ever gets deleted on the internet, so I might as well expose Homelander & Maeve in the process

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expose them for what? they did nothing wrong

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yeah but that was before people figured they were going to bail
by the time you start recording there will be no way to tell what happened

>Those fucking faces
He deserves an Emmy.

Pull my dick out start masterbaiting then turn 360 degrees and walk away

Broadcast from my phone homelander threatening everyone. Then run up an get fucking lasered

this is emmy worthy

Laser eyes is the chaddest of superpowers

Find something that is floatable and then find an emergency phone then go stand next to the open door and jump right before the plane hits the water

...into the freezing Atlantic?

swim towards the wreckage
surely something will float

you'll die on impact if the plane doesn't pull you into the water

>hitting the water at 800kmh
Mmmm yeah great idea buddy, but Americans are the retards ya k.

I'm sure some friendly dolphins would save you.

Did you pay to use the Wi-Fi on the plane?

would this work? if not why not? the plane should break the water tension

I would turn off this garbage show and watch Banshee Antony Starr in Banshee instead.

is there an optimal point I can jump from where drag reduces my horizontal velocity while not being so high that I kill myself on impact?

Shit all over

try to cop some titty

Well also may be the wifi was off because it was damaged by homelander or accidentally by terrorist trying to fight homelander before getting killed. But someone still could have recorded it on the phone and get saved on the hard drive that can later be recovered and later on might accidentally be recovered in a wreckage years later for a plot device for some next season in the future.

he is the anti baboon

He's just shitty superman, not that big of a deal.

>He's just better superman

I'd try and guilt trip Queen Maeve into giving me a handy before she left.

>"fucking nigger!"
Amazon's choice to allow Raimi to co-produce The Boys still puzzles me.

How would that scene play out if Maeve wasn't there?

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When he tried to laser me I'd hold up a mirror and deflect the lasers back at him, killing him instantly. Afterwards I'd climb out onto the wings and manually adjust the control surfaces and rudder to bring the plane to a Sully-esque water-landing and assist the passengers into the inflatable rafts. After I had finished making love to the grateful women of the flight I'd graciously accept my Medal of Freedom from President Trump and then move on with my life, never again discussing my heroic actions with anyone.

Based relentlessposter?

Does it have the scene where he bursts into the cockpit screaming "FUCKING NIGGER"? It would have to be about A-Train instead of the Deep obviously, but still

No unfortunately. Especially being tied to amazon it would probably be near impossible to get something like that in

same

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Pray to god and fast for your sins

>stay back or I’ll laser you god damnit!
okay? I’m gonna die anyway, might as well make him cause characteristic laser damage to the plane and make it easier for the authorities to discover it was him

Tell Homelander he's cool and ask him nicely if he'd save me

There's no point in rolling. He clenches his cheeks. Your cock is ripped off immediately. His sphincter spits it out like Max Cady biting a cigar.

I whip out my phone and make an epic post on /pol/ and Yea Forums about the massive falseflag opp occurring that will btfo capeshit worshipping soicucks, and I add in a topkek crashing plane bane meme just for that extra shitposty zing.

God damn it... Remember back when the Sopranos could end a scene with a suburban dad yelling "fucking NIGGERS" as a punchline? Now every depiction of racism has to just be some subtly condescending comment and immediately treated with the weight of a lynching by the black characters

You mean like the control panel?

Do they even keep ANY parachutes on commercial airliners? Seems like an obvious no, but still curious.

Raped everyone first. Taken the little girl as my personal fucktoy until she got too old then literally rip her spine and skull from her body and jerk off to her deflated head

Based didn't even bother to read the post he's replying to poster.

Prolly would have just murdered everyone for kicks. They were gonna die anyway. Maeve just slowed him down.

What would you have done in this situation?

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O-oh I didn't read the spoiler text because I didn't see it due to Tomorrow. Maybe at least try to pelt Homelander in feces or something before he dips off.

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There's only enough for staff.

At that point, there's really nothing you can do. Maybe try to gouge out her eyes before Homelander lasers me.

How would that even work without them getting lynched by the passengers? When you're fixing your air mask on, and the captain starts sprinting by, you hear the air lock door open, people are going to start charging and he CANT LASER THEM GODDAMMIT

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Why would homelander care?

>go to the plane door that hey conveniently opened
>wait for the plane to get to a low altitude
>jump out before the plane hits the water
>congrats you survived

It's really that simple, just jump into the water when the plane gets low enough. The people on that plane were actually fucking retarded...true americans lmao

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>implying the masks have oxygen instead of helium

Based naive poster.

>LOOK AT ME IM ACTING IM EXPRESSING

>the bois thread #10372963

>As one of the passengers
would've died, I imagine
there's not a whole lot I can do against two super-strong beings, one of whom has laser vision, and even less I can do about a pressurized tube plunging at hundreds of miles per hour towards the open ocean

A gliding plane full of gore and body parts

Kill her and his bastard

id tell him im his son

It's laughing gas, you silly

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There is no scenario where jumping out of the plane is the better option. If the plane is going slow enough that you could survive the impact from jumping out, then it's slow enough to land without killing everyone on board.

Suggest to Homelander that he save me, dunk me underwater and then save me while pretending I was the sole miraculous survivor. That way I can corroborate his story and attest to the cruelty of the muslim terrorists.

what a dumb ass question, kys OP

Based doesn't know how the spoilers tag works poster.

record the whole interaction and schedule an email of the video (supposing the plane has wifi) to someone famous in the media, then tell him he needs to save me and if I die the email gets sent and he gets exposed.

Superheroes like him can see since they have laser proof eyes. I know...

eh, thats not true, as long as you're high up your speed will slow to terminal velocity
at that point it's up to luck

I would have rushed him so that I'd get a quick death from his laser vision as opposed to dying in a plane crash which is one of my biggest fears.

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Crash down the plane. With no survivors!

>Nobody filmed the incident and posted the clip on twitter or instagram or whatever fucking social media is popular these days
I call bullshit

Homelander would've found out and just killed them if they every try to pull that stunt.

>Get blanket before jumping out
>Parachute with blanket gently into the Atlantic
>if cold, wrap myself in blanket
Fucking retards I swear

He was absolutely gorgeous in gossip girl

Good bait

film him and stream it on snapchat or something

*cums*

I'll show you the door but please go home bobby.

Made me laugh picturing this, thanks

they were already dead

Started live streaming it and screaming that Homelander wasn't going to save us, not to see him punished but to motivate him to help.

ah yes the wifi thousands of miles in the middle of the ocean at 20,000 feet of course

Fight back

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film him and upload it to facebook

Do you really not know airplanes have Wi-Fi?

have you tried using a planes wifi?

the wreckage made it to the coast, they were not in the middle of the ocean

>hmm shit, didn't plan that
>well let's get going
Do the writers actually want us to hate him or do they know they made him great?

Uh sorry Amazon, but Netflix has the only anti baboon show around here

Why didn't he just pick up the plane?

things tend to move in the ocean. its hardly unusual.

He tries in the comics and he ends up ripping through the plane killing dozens more people and causing it to crash faster

That would have been better

I thought you're not supposed to use phones in a plane?

I would attempt to hand fly the aircraft despite the damage done.

What makes it better is he genuinely seems to be trying to help at that point in the comics and its all fucked

Only during takeoff and landing

Hit the button to inflate the ramps on the sides of the plane and somehow manage to secure myself onto it before the plane crashes

i'd tell him i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

i don't actually know the corporation womans name after watching the whole show

The blackbox got taken by fishfucker

Comics Homelander isn't a progressive wet dream. They just made him irredeemable in the TV series.

No uploading on a crashing aircraft

Call him a nigger.

Has Homlanders actor had a stroke in the past
It's subtle but the left side of his face is slightly drooped and doesn't move as much. His eye too
Kinda jumps out at me when watching the show

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hey deep how are you doing man

I never said he was

was michael fassbender supposed to play highlander?

The damage was already done. Killing him is too easy and would ruin the suffering he's endured. He's returning the favor of the hostage situation earlier. Not only that but I'm pretty sure he's going to frame Butcher for killing you-know-who and the infant.

its part of the act

>proves his innocence while simultaneously shattering his enemy's entire reason for living
Ice cold. Comic Homelander would have just ripped Butcher's head off and called it a day.

>what is comic timing and why is the most important thing in comedy?

Basedlander

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"save me or I'm telling the world about compound V"

I know perfectly well how spoilers work. I just didn't see them due to the contrast of my monitor, brainlet.

Props to you for not making a whole fucking thread just for this question, which has been done before and will happen again

>negative canthal tilt

face of a beta

how fucking low is the contrast of your monitor?

context? i read only the comics

Homelander had (consensual) sex with Butcher's wife instead of Black Noir raping her.

She's alive and well, living with Homelander's son, entirely negating Butcher's reason for revenge while also cucking him.

seriously though, how does he know so much about the spice girls?

Not only his Butcher's wife not dead but she's living comfortably raising Homelander's kid. It's implied she had an affair with him instead of getting raped and Homelander brags that it was consensual.

Survive the crash, swim away from the burning wreckage then enter Rapture and kill Andrew Ryan.

i'll make the thread in 6 hours don't worry bro i got you

So you can get the .50 cents? Nah i will

Would it be better to jump off the plane when its low altitude? Boots first and then try to get to the surface? Maybe find the inflatable on board? I know the chances of surviving are slim, but better than if i stay in the plane when it hits the water and all that metal drags my body to the bottom for sure. Maybe drop the inflatable raft from the plane inb4 and then if survive swim to it?

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He deserves an emmy for his faces made at the baby. The idea that the most powerful man on earth's arch nemesis is a fucking baby is such a hilarious idea god damn.

The baby didn't survive somehow? Also how is Chadlander so damn fast for that scene? Don't remember him being that fast earlier.

What did the boys even do before they broke up? It basically seems like they accomplished nothing before hugh showed up.

He was shown to be pretty fast on multiple occasions.

>have legitimately never watched capeshit
>really enjoying this
it's basically still capeshit right?

nice edit

He practically flew 31 floors high in a split second

Don't forget marrying Maeve because she's actually greatful you killed the blonde devil.

They killed a member of The Seven (Lamplighter), that's who Starlight was replacing.

Kill yourself faggot scum

Lamplighter retired, not killed.

Yes but idk if Butcher or Mothers Milk said they already killed 5 sups

Yeah its pretty good

Do you think Black Noir is played by Antony Starr too?

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why would homelander save the baby? he hated it. the explosion happened a couple feet away from it

Isn't it a super baby? Was it not the baby from the hospital with laser eyes?

Pretty sure its just a normal kid

As a token of what he threw away. Free to do with as he likes.
>why would user just save a little baby girl from an explosion
Gee the world may never know.

do you think your boots will stop your body from exploding when you hit the water at 800mph?

Nope, played by a black guy. And also made to bleed by the female so they aren't running that plot.

there is nothing implying this in the show. it was a different baby from the laser one
he has more to gain by showing everyone that butcher blew up a baby

>Nope, played by a black guy
Could just be a stunt actor, people thought he might be the Females brother or some shit like that

>he has more to gain by showing everyone that butcher blew up a baby
And what? Watch Butcher waste in prison instead of jerking off over the fact that he is the ultimate cuck and make sure he knows it?
You're not thinking anywhere near sadistic enough, user.

Homelander is going to inject Butcher with compound v next season. He saved him because he liked him for his actions

Also he just blew up a baby. All in all a bad week for Butcher.

Didn't Jew lady drop the baby off at the hoapital the same episode mothers milk and Butcher raided the hospital and discover the super baby?

He saved him out of sheer cockiness. We wanted to rub his cock all over his face and he did. He expects it to break Butcher. Butcher will be reignited by Huey. It's obvious.

i think next season it will be shown that butcher's wife was tasked by stillwell to sleep with homelander in order to have his baby and raise it in secret. the purpose is to have the baby raised by an actual parent and turn out to be moral and not deranged like homelander is because he was raised in a lab. the kid was probably supposed to replace homelander somehow. remember how stillwell said that she was scared of homelander and how the old guy said that homelander was his biggest failure because of how he turned out which was because of his shit childhood

Don't forget to dab before you land to further break your fall.

No. Homelander cradles the baby in his arms and she tells him to take him back upstairs.

Nah, homelander didn't seem to have a smug aura to imply he spared him just to taunt him. Homelander didn't even know he had a son until recently.

Makes sense, yeah i expect something along the lines of Butcher trying to raise the kid to eventually defeat Homelander i.e HL vs HL sorta like the comics

no. that was a different baby that had to be in the specially made container that blocks it's laser eyes while they pump it full of compound v

This idea is really only extremely retarded if you negate the fact that there is a plane.
>about to hit the ocean
>you're descending fast as fuck, jumping out onto the water is certain death because of how the surface of water works
>jump out right before it hits
>plane hits and breaks the surface
>you're now jumping into a broken surface instead of what is practically concrete
Seems reasonable.

Yeah aside from saving him and letting him wakeup in his ex-lover's yard to he how he fucked her and had his kid. That's not smug at all.

He literally brings him to said place and says "come on you're gonna love this" and shows him how Butchers wife has been raising his son. It was obviously trying to rub it in his face

I've always wanted to fly a plane I'd get into the cockpit and fly around for a bit. You don't really need the controls they're just like indicators you can eyeball a landing.

"Heh you think you're tough huh supe? Well take THIS!
*hits him with a right hook that barely moves his head, instantly get lasered to death*
Better than dying in the plane crash desu, quicker too.

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not bad, user.

If that was the case, he would have lazered his legs and arms off and plop him in front of a CCTV showing the front yard. Homelander is socially inept and likely thinks hes doing Butcher a favor.

You're gonna love this as in "your wife isn't dead after all".

>frame

He literally did, intended and never cared. Butcher is a same sociopatic monster as Homleander and I love it. After who knows how long a show where charaters are not one dimensional.

I beat the shit out of those terrorists before supers show up and get me killed

you are a real dumbo

or you know, get shot since they have guns?

>If that was the case, he would have lazered his legs and arms off and plop him in front of a CCTV showing the front yard. Homelander is socially inept and likely thinks hes doing Butcher a favor.
It literally was the fucking case. Are you mental? He saved his life just so he could show he never raped her and instead fucked her like only a supe could. She was shaken up because she committed adultery. Not because she got raped. The company then relocated her (possibly as an experiment) but mostly because Homelander's dad didn't want the bad publicity. You're outrageously retarded.

Just start anxiously dilating desu.

The only right answer ITT

>see my wife's son
Well atleast its some jacked up aryan chad who impregnated my wife

No they'll still do it but make him a failed clone. He'll try to fuck up homelander but get his shit kicked in, that season will end with the reveal that that Homelander Jr. is the true contingency plan.

tell homelander to fucking try to lift the plane
its still worth a try

>lift the plane
And rip a whole into it due to the friction in the air which they literally mention would not work?

please stop being

>right
Finished that for you. Prove me wrong.

>the lazy psychopath who gives up at any sign of real challenge said it so it must be true

And stand on what? The fucking air?

Only one had a gun

youtube.com/watch?v=tts3pff7dto
We are the real heroes.

Is it too much of tinfoil hat conspiracy to believe Homelander purposefully lasered through that terrorist and thus destroying the control panel so the people could die? He can see through walls and he already gave terrorist compound V for his plot to get Supes in the army

lol you seem to have misunderstood the show

He's just a kiwi. We're all kinda rugged lopsided cunts here.

pretty sure it was intentional

Ive always wanted to try skydiving

Well he must have some sort of upwards force effect going on to enable him to fly on his own and carry people while flying, we just dont know how strong it is
could he carry 3 or 4 people and still fly?
a car? a bus?
it's not that crazy to ask him to fly under the plane and carefully lift it superman style, not like carry the weight of the entire thing, just stabilze it so it doenst crash
problem is, what then?
you still need someone to land the plane without instruments
and that part he cant do without ripping the plane apart, or going through it like a hot knife through butter if he tried to push up
come to think of if, if somehow vought or someone got him a shitload of steelcables or something he could wrap them around the plane and fly above it, slowly loweing it down
IF he can lift an entire plane and still fly

nope, given what we learn about him later, this is totaly plausible. The speech he gives afterwards also plays into such a theory. But it will always be a mix of this and him being so above people that he was just reckless. But he doesnt care from the first moment. He could just stand on the wing and threaten the terrorists. But no, he opens the door, which decompresses the plane and would suck out unfastened people (very probably also the terrorists) so he really just doesnt care. I think downing the plane was his plan actually.

>suck out
blow out

You idiots only believe this because you weren't paying attention. You could clearly see the moment when the idea of using the crash suddenly occurred to him when he was on the beach looking at the wreckage. He improvised but you could tell he would've preferred saving them and used the publicity from that instead.

thanks, data

suck or blow. with your mother it doesn't matter

I think he just didn't care. After he fucks up he makes a bunch of facial expressions that are basically
>fuck, that didn't go as planned
>oh well, whatever

Yes. It was obviously an accident as he got pissed off over it. He's not a God. He makes mistakes even with godlike powers. That's his flaw.

>Mothers Milk
What the hell kind of street name is this anyway? Such a creepy thing for someone to call themselves

well of course. It toally makes sense how you say it. It was what I saw. I just agree with user that if he made the supe terrorists, this would just make sense aswell. It doesnt really matter if he decided that it is useful on the way to the plane, onboard or on the beach. It is not any conspiration theory as the result is all the same. I like to think it was mix of things as his character is chaotic sociopat who plays the hero, probably thinks he is doing all the right things for the greater good while being weak human who will also do stuff just to get his dick sucked.

Be a nigger in NYC and see what sort of name you get. Keep in mind slang. Nigga likely always sucked everyone's baby's mama's titties. He got that mother's milk on his breath nah sayin

He's a big RHCP fan.

>probably thinks he is doing all the right things for the greater good
We never once see any indication Homelander thinks this. He wants to be famous and he wants to slice people up with lasers, that's it.

>he wants to slice people up with lasers, that's it.
nah that's black noir
homelander isnt a good guy by any measure but he doesnt enjoy sadism for its own sake
it's just that his own enjoyment is much more important to him than the considerations of other people
so he will have no problem making starlight blow him because he wants his dick sucked and if some insect objects he doesnt really give a shit
but he doesnt kill the insect for the fun of it, as opposed to black noir who will eat babies because he gets off on the suffering

based marketing team

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>but he doesnt enjoy sadism for its own sake
>gloats about being untouchable as he cradles your baby
>melts your brain
>fucks your girl and knocks her up
>save you from death which would be too peaceful for you
>throw you on the lawn of your former lover
>gloat about how that's your boy and you're going to be one big happy family now
Yeah Homelander seems completely stable.

>he doesnt enjoy sadism for its own sake
Idk, he seemed like he was having a blast when he was massacring everyone in that warehouse

Don't forget grinning like a maniac as he slowly crushes someone's head with his foot

>cutting this scene

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What is the context of this scene?

A family at the Believe expo wins a free car. Homelander then murders them.

Homolander was breaking mentally during the Believe shit, the family won a dinner trip with HL that he was supposed to fly them to, instead he launched them so far they never found em.

Based gay super satan

>Translucent

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I thought it was dinner with the homelander and that was their family car.

pls god

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Might have been, my memory sucks. Either way he kills them.

>What would you have done in this situation?
"You're not a superhero and you never will be. You're a psychotic mass murderer."

Watch him go insane from that.

>only Maeve and Deep have serious parts
/ourgirl/ and /ourguy/ confirmed

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"jesus wept..."

pure oxygen makes you docile. people probably wouldn't realise the crew was bailing

>Homelander vs Baby Stillwell

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they animated his corpes and tried to pull of the "superhero defeating death" trope. atleast that's how it is in the comic

Doubt

Everybody who replied to this post seriously is a retard

I dont think he can, thats why his aim is always a bit wild

berate homelander and call him a fraud that couldn't save a penny on black friday

bro im in love with the deep like nigga just kiss me

>no starlight

you literally fucked up the last joke. you should feel bad

why did they have to put the bomb in translucent's poophole?
why not just put the bomb in his mouth then blow it up
only his skin is diamond, not the insides of his mouth

>the inside of your mouth isn't made from skin

>the inside of your asshole isn't made from skin

didn't they say something about him puking it up if they put it in his mouth
still doesn't make sense why they didn't just do it while he was unconscious but maybe Butcher wanted to hear him beg for his life a bit first

why didn’t they just poison him?

why didn't they fly him to mordor?

Home lander would have been less distracted and thus more tactical with his laser eyes. All of the passengers survive.

Why do supes want money? So they can buy a sports car and drive slower than flying? The fuck.

Rape

Homelander is the only one of them who can fly

>tfw felt awful both times he tried to befriend a sea animal and it ended horribly
I legit got hype for Deep to go off on some bizarre ocean adventure with a horny dolphin sidekick, and it felt really mean to kill it the way they did
I laughed at the cancer kid and stuff but animals are too pure for that kind of humour

Based quadqueer

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Some of the powers seemed over indulgent. Like the invidible guy, why did he ALSO have to have impenetrable skin? being invisible is enough and can explain why hes never been killed by a criminal etc. It just brings up more issues than needed, if his insides are normal then hitting him with a car would probably kill him, you could throw him off a building and while his skin would be fine his insides would be mush.

I think being invisible is just a sideffect of his actual superpower.

>starlight has bulletproof tits
and that's why we love her

Fucking Homelander one hahaha

The bulletproof thing as well. Homelander kills the shooter and then sprays at wonder woman to say he shot first...who cares they are invulnerable to bullets so all the police would know Highlander is mental.

this is true

>Hey Homelander, Black Noir is your clone! Take his mask off next time you see him if you don't believe me.

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thats not negative are u rarted?

Jump out of the plane and activate my phone's airplane mode, which turns it into another airplane.

where can I watch this epic show.

You guys are a little out of sorts
Not user, you've been great

He was kicked in the head a lot while filming Banshee

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Based doesn't know how to change the colour themes on the website poster.

they just can, no one questions xray sight and that's shooting xray beams out of the eye

also the lazer is all travelling away from the eye, not toward it, so it wouldn't block your sight

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Maeve grimacing to the side was a perfect complement to this.

i would have raped the loli for the few seconds before i died.

Dumbass, you use your arms like the seagulls do.

absolute reddit comment. why do you people come here whenever a new cape shit comes out? fuck off

Did he get cucked?

I thought homelander raped the women?

>absolute reddit comment
sexplain

but he doesn't? he kills everyone quick and efficiently, he isn't torturing people. it's over in a minute.

Yes. The rape was just Mallory manipulating Butcher. But really she ran away to give birth to Homelanders son and raise him herself.

I see

Why did Mallory hate supes in the first place?

She's CIA. CIA hates supes.

Grab Maeves ass and latch on so tight I ride out with her or get my arms lasered off.

grab Maeve by the pusi

His son was a mistake, a mistake they clearly wouldn't hesitate to remove if they could but it's basically implied that Homelander is a fucking walking immortal god allowing Jews to control him as long as he gets what he wants.

I would call my crush up and tell her how I feel

The show is god damn retarded compared to the comic.

t. Garth Ennis

lmao it's literally just water. It's not like it's concrete or anything, dumb americans lol

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Because she’s a spook, and the spooks didn’t like the idea of walking nukes that they didn’t control.

He won't. Homelander is just stupid enough that he cares about being a 'superhero'.

Let's face it. What would stop Homelander from flying down, ripping the roof off of the White House, and killing the President right in the Oval Office? Or better yet, just take the island of Hawaii as your personal kingdom, killing people whenever the fuck you feel like it? Would the US really nuke one of their own states?

i bend over and present boipucci

it's just like that sandy hook clip
why is this show so based?

get lasered

take a video, send it and blackmail him into saving me

Attack him and get lasered. It's a more exclusive way to die than a planecrash.

I'd beg Maeve to hold one kid and have Homelander hold another, so at least 2 kids would make it out alive.

Maeve can't fly in the series.
Also as Homelander reasoned, there can't be any witnesses or they get exposed for making the situation worse.

Flies in front of the airplane and lasers it straight through the cockpit windows decapitating everyone that isn't leaning over or very short.

I’d call Homelander a nigger.

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oy vey!

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rape.

If I'm already dead I'd try to rape that Not-Wonder Woman bird.

Him not being able to lift the plane is bullshit. You could do it, easily

I've hit water at 900kmh. Stop being a fucking pussy

>''I wonder whats up with the guy dressed in all black''
>google him
>entire thing spoiled

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he does retard, he literally crushes some mans head SLOWLY while enjoying every moment and every crack and crunch

Of course it was bullshit, he made up his mind about allowing the plane to go down before he fired his laser at the last terrorist.

I want to fuck Maev

I would have fucked Homelander up. I don't give a fuck.

I think it would have been good if some guy shouted "please, take my son!" and holds up a little crying baby to homelander, which triggers him into killing them all

it's insane how much this character carries the show

>"Nigger"
>Yea Forums: holy shit......based, redpilled, and also /ourguy/....

O b s e s s e d

Pulled out my phone and start recording

Jump out of the plane.

probably this.
But There must be something going on with Black Noir, that nobody knows

If i had been on that flight with my kids, things would not have gone down the way it did, there would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin

based marky mark