The Rise of Skywalker

After all of the shit I've talked and posted about The Last Jedi over the course of 2018, I'm still going to go and see this movie. I'm going to pay for a ticket. I'm even going to buy snacks. And I was really riding the boycott solo or boycott Star Wars wave. But as soon as I saw the poster for this at my local theater I knew I was going to go see it.

Mickey is a cold fucking pimp, smacking me in the face and gleefully taking the money I willfully provide him. What about you Yea Forums? Has your stance changed at all?

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Personally I need closure on Rey’s journey from being a heroic, independent, strong woman, into a heroic, independent, strong woman.

I'm going to watch it mostly just so that I can get in on the memes here.

I'm going to be brainwashed into seeing it by viral marketing.

Great blog. How do I unsubscribe?

>not just waiting for a day, seeing the inevitable camrip, and then shitposting here
might watch it with some friends for a laugh, mouse isn't getting a fucking dollar from any of us for it though.

Honestly, I had high as a kite on 30mg of thc gummies when TLJ showed me Marry Poppins Liea and I’ve never laughed so hard at a movie in probably the last seven or eight years. You bet you ass I’m going to see this new film.

Gotta be careful though, I pulled the same shit for aquaman and just ended up sleeping through the whole thing.

Realistically I might see it in theaters bc I have A List and it’s free - but I’ll likely ring up a ticket for a different film
I don’t trust a goddamn one of you limp-wristed fags to hold to your word, tho. Couldn’t believe it when half the board saw Captain Marvel opening weekend like a söygulping Reddit Letter Media obsessed MouseCUck

fuck off satan

I’ll probably watch it after it comes out on DVD and I can rent it at the Redbox.

I fucked up by not seeing Solo in theaters, that one was actually good. Going to see the main offender would just send the wrong message, though.

It’s just going to be the last episode of Lost all over again, anyways.

No. I haven't watched a Star Wars movie since TFA, which I only watched because it was a whole extended family outing.

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Fuck Mike Stoklasa and Fuck Disney. I’ll wamtxh episodr 9 and thrm Im fucking done

>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED

Disney shills are out in full force today, reminds me of the shill threads when disney announced its streaming service.
And no im not going to watch your garbage nigger

Great attempt man. Great attempt.

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cope.

I'll watch it because I have free tickets.

the dual saber guardian babe makes my dick diamonds

I took my kids to see The Force Awakens and we were somewhat disappointed. We saw Rogue 1 the following year. More disappointment. We pirated The Last Jedi, and were glad we didn't pay for that shit.
I am not going to pay to see The Rise of Skywalker. Maybe I'll buy a ticket to Cats and sneak in to see Star Wars IX. I'm not going to feed the rodent, though.

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this is kinda gay desu

Dialate

>Maybe I'll buy a ticket to Cats and sneak in to see Star Wars IX.

OP here; thought about doing this but I'm not even going to bother because I'll probably want to see it as soon as possible just to get it out of the way.

Yes Rise of Skywalker is going to be the best SW movie ever and I'm going to watch it 3 times in the cinema.

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definitely going to beat my Alita record for how many tickets bought :^)

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solo was not good. it was just less bad than rogue one.

Why did Mike shill for TFA?

user, you can't romance Satele.

Im going to see it just to see what kind of a trainwreck it will be. Honestly, even if its the best star wars movie ever, the entire sequel trilogy is forever marred by episode 8 (and also 7) and it was all just wasted opportunity.

No. If anything all the news I've heard has put me off more. You honestly disgust me OP

for whatever reason, whenever I get high and watch the previews with my group, we end up bursting laughing. Modern day trailers are absolute dogshit

lol no. i hated last jedi. and force awakens. but i’m still gonna pay to see how it wraps up. i’m even gonna post a photo for facebook.

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I LOVED IT IN THE LAST 7 MOVIES AND HOPE TO SEE IT IN THE NEXT