Times you acted like Cliff Booth

Holy fucking based

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When I hooked up with a Korean foreign exchange student on Grindr with a raceplay fetish

Turned down sex to keep my virginity.

>have not had sex
>have smoked
>have been mean to asians
>have stabbed people
>wear hawaiian shirts
>poor
>own a dog

AH! BRUCE LEE, STOP! WE'RE ONLY ACTING! QUENTIN, YELL CUT! YELL CUUUUUUT!

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>105 pound chink
Huh. Bruce Lee just gets smaller and smaller in every thread, huh?

>Today, when I fantasized about beating up a 105 pound chink which wouldn't happen in real life because I am a disgusting white incel.

>Good god I love these threads LMAO.

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>NOOOO BRUSE REE WAS A LEGEND!

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BRUCE, YOU'VE GOING OFF OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY! HELP, ANGELINA! AHHH!

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Yeah. Based.

I put a couple beers on my belt and went to work on the house while I remembered the good times of beating up minorities.

Never

i was at the club and an extremely hot woman offered to blow me. i asked for ID and she just walked away without saying a word. can never be too careful, right gents?

Why are they mad at Brad Pitt beating Bruce Lee but not Goku beating Bruce Lee?

is it because they're deluded about size and weight differences between the average chink and average whitey?

youtube.com/watch?v=qOrneq4vjdg

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Meanwhile, in reality...

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Hehe, yea, based! Do I fit in yet??
*0 matches on tinder and gets rejected by white women*

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Finally, some fresh pasta . Delicious .

>Keep sunglasses on
>Help a lady crosss the street
>Motivate my friend at work
>Drink beer by myself at home
>Take the dog for night walks
>Thank people by saying " 'preciated"

Meanwhile, in reality...

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He's the Warwick Davis of our times

90 pounds when wet, I heard.
And 5 feet high exactly.

I really hope you're not trying to imply what I think you are.

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This is your brain on r/asianmasculinity

His face looks like a propaganda picture for the Japanese lol.

I don't use tinder. I pick up hitchhiker girls.

It's an honor to be beaten by Goku. Not so much when you're beaten by a male model who fake fights at Fight Club.

A couple of teenagers broke into my house and I mercilessly beat them all to death

What's with that cringy friendzone hugging her?

I sure hope you don't consider that thirsty chink thot as hot. Shiggy diggy.

Based

I heard he was a lawn jockey.

I destroyed some hippie girl's nose at a Phish concert in 2003.

>Why are they mad at Brad Pitt beating Bruce Lee but not Goku beating Bruce Lee?

Because it's fucking Goku. He's a more believable badass than Cliff "I've mostly killed women in this film" Booth.

How much soilent do you purchase annually?

Not Cliff's fault women are too easy to kill.

>Ch-Chinese women throw themselves at whitey's feet. Jealous, Asian chinkcels?!

Go ahead. There are literally billions of Chinese girls in China. Up until recently, China was killing all the newborn girls and keeping the boys as population control, we're so overpopulated.

The amount of seething here is still pretty uncalled for, especially when most of Yea Forums meming about it is barely serious.

Did I hurt your feelings by stating the fact that Cliff "Badass" Booth mostly kills women in this film?

WINNIE
THE
POOH

>white bois beating trained martial artists
It's too unbelievable.

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>kill people threatening you and your friends
>sick your dog on murderous cultist hippies
>not badass
Again, how much soilent do you purchase annually?

Women want equality so what's your point.
If they wanna be treated so easily then they shouldn't let men kill them easier than men.

>is still pretty uncalled for
lmao out of all the insults thrown at whiteys in this thread, stating that Cliff Booth mostly killed women is the one that got you really seething?

It wasn't even a lie!

My point is that Cliff is so badass he fights an undersized actor and kills women.

Like a cowardly serial killer.

What?

Yeah sounds pretty based to me.
The weak should fear the strong.

>muh women
I love your comic, by the way!

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NO FAIR, RET GO, RET GO, QUENTIN PREASE SAY CUT

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>being threatened by smol teenage girls and a smoler Asian man

lol

Spoken like a school shooter.
inb4 you say Sandy Hook was a false flag

>muh size
I thought size didn’t matter since Bruce could kill anyone ever.

>Be me, driving down street in my 86 Porsche
>College bar right next to stoplight, massive crowd of drunk sorority girls start crossing the street as light changes
>Light turns green and they're still just standing in the middle of the road like drunken idiots
>Rev my engine to get their attention, they start yelling at me
>Let off the clutch to jerk the car forward and chirp the tires, they go running
>Dump the clutch and peel out as soon as they're out of the way
>Fill intersection with smoke
>Flip them off on the side walk as I drive away

I sure hope you guys aren't driving two pedals

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To be fair the teenage girls had a man with a gun leading them.
Too bad for him Cliff had a dog.

Didn’t get my dick sucked

Out of all the insults thrown at whiteys, pointing out that Cliff Booth mostly killed defenseless women has them seething the most lmao.

It's soooo badass that Cliff killed teenagers who aren't trained in martial arts and are 90 pounds heavy when wet.

Tex had the gun and got BTFO.
Cliff manhandled everyone with nothing but an empty can of dog food.

The amount of asian incels on Yea Forums really came to light over this meme.

Beautiful. Link to Amazon author page plz.

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Bruce Lee is actually trained in martial arts. What's your excuse for Cliff killing women who can't defend themselves?

And? That somehow undoes the fact that Badass Cliff Booth mostly murders women in this film how...?

nobody's seething here but you, buddy. it's just lighthearted memes that got you fuming and writing these barely comprehensive paragraphs

>women come to kill him with weapons
>defenseless
Mind you one of them did stab Cliff with said weapon in which he still fought back.

>China is drowning in so much pussy it doesn't care if its thots started fucking white dudes

Based. Meanwhile, white genocide has turned whites into a minority, such that white women who fuck white men are now a rare commodity for them.

PREASE NOO DONT TAKE AWAY MY SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE

>women attack you with knives/guns
>Nooooo! Why did you kill them?! They’re women!
Eternal white knight strikes again.

Nice moving the goalpost.
He wouldn't have killed as many women of the dude pulled the Trigger on him.
It changes everything.
Cliff would have killed no women had Tex killed him first.

The (you)s say otherwise.

How tough can you look if you mostly beat up little girls anyway?

>muh weapons

A little girl coming at you with an x-acto knife is a threat now? looooooooooool the absolute state of white masculinity

The irony is that movie Bruce sounds like his voice is dubbed like those old kung fu flicks

> bubble tea shop

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>afraid of women attacking you
The most /r9k/ thing I've ever heard.

>this level of cope
Yikes! I’d tell you to have sex but your women can’t feel your tiny Asian clit-dicks!

Moving the goalpost? The goalpost of Cliff Booth killing women has not moved. Tough ol' Cliff who kills defenseless women with knives (lol) is somehow comparable to fully grown men with knives now?

What a pussy. White masculinity is all about killing women who are way weaker than them lmao.

>Noooo! Why did you kill the women attacking you with weapons!? They’re women!!
Sad!

Two older females with actual knives from opposing sides actually.
Stop trying to lessen the lethal situation.

Says the guy who supports Cliff "I mostly kill women" Booth and thinks he's a tough guy for smashing a helpless girl's face in the wall.

>White masculinity is all about killing women who are way weaker than them
You said that not me.

ITT:
>Based white chads taking pride in BASED Cliff Booth
>Asian “””””men””””” seething over said pride

>women who can't defend themselves?
shit b8

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>two older females with actual knives

Next you'll tell me Fallon Fox beating up females is manly because females are totes stronger than males.

>not scoffing at weak women attacking you

No masculinity to be found here. 404.

she seems like she's being drunk and obnoxious on camera and that the guy was trying to save a friend some embarrassment. at the end it looks like he's walking off with a different woman.

So you concede. This is also the reason why most school shooters are white.

If you're afraid of being killed by a woman as a fully grown man, you're a pussy.

>helpless
>attacks and wants to kill you with weapons
Sad! Asian white knights thinking defending women who don’t even know who they are will get them pussy!

Nah, it clearly looks like his girlfriend left him for a white guy.

k nigger

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based and cliffpilled
seething asian dicklets are the gift that keeps on giving

Did he kill his wife?

RESPECT WAHMAENZ

>is afraid of a weaker woman with weapons
>instead of harmlessly disarming them, kills them

I too can choke a 5'4" woman easily. I must be as tough as based Cliff Booth!

lmao if asians are so smart why is it so easy to trigger you and your little dicks

>harmlessly disarming 3 drugged up psychopath with a gun and knives
this is shit bait

>being this fucking mad
This is why I love this thread. Look at all the fucking white incels so overjoyed by this shitty text.

Good, good. Hopefully this will prevent you white permavirgins from going on a killing spree LMAO

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Don't blame them for being soibois. This is their idea of white masculinity, after all.

The absolute state of emasculated whiteys.

>it's based to kill those who are weaker than you

It's like bragging you can knock out a grade schooler as a fully grown man.

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Just let them cope and let them post their garbage bin webm they always post.

He did. He's so badass he can take out a 90-pound, 5'4" woman with no martial arts training.

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DID HE KILL HIS WIFE OR NOT
FUCK
ALSO CHECKED

>girls under the influence of drugs are too strong for you to handle
>it's brave that a PTSD'd war veteran goes Rambo on civilians

So Cliff Booth is basically Chris Brown.

I would kill a kid if they had a gun and intention to use it against me. Youre just a retard with no respect for your life.
not too strong. Its called not risking it :^)

Was it AIDS from all the ass-fucking he did on Jewish producers to get his roles?

kek really got the incels seething with this one

No he didn't.
Everyone says he did because media bullshit made it up.
That's Hollywood for ya.

Threadly reminder that Cliff Booth is a coward who kills mostly defenseless women.

If he were fighting someone in his weight class he'd be fucked up since he's only used to fighting women and smaller men who still floored his ass.

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>all these little dicklets defending a literal serial killer and white knighting for her because a based white chad put her down
the power of asian masculinity never ceases to amaze me

>emasculated whiteys
post nose shlomo

Do you retards like that gif? It has a white guy beating up an Asian (pure fantasy lol). Do you wish you could do that?

If you said, "Yes" then you are a C.U.C.K. haha

Yeah, you sure are badass killinga defenseless kid. Or women.

I should call you Fallon Fox. You're masculinity is equivalent to that of a discord tranny.

OWOWOWOW, NO FAIR, PREASE STOP

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>defending a literal serial killer
That's Cliff Booth going all Ted Bundy on the women in his life though.

Meanwhile, a real man would make him cry when he punches his PTSD'd face, the fucking faggot.

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THE VIRGIN KUNG FU MAN VS THE CHAD WAR HERO

post neck or belly schizo

This kills the hapa

Based. You should have killed Trey too

Defenceless women don't break into your home with weapons to outright kill you.

It's because of how he acts in the movie.

*kills mostly women and would get BTFO by males who don't kill mostly women*

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Brad Pitt is not Cliff Booth.

>and smaller men who still floored his ass

"No, Bruce Lee! Please no! We're just play-fighting, Champ!"

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>afraid of a tiny woman with a knife

Unless you're also a tiny woman, you're a pussy to think that.

>cliff booth fictional
>pat krenwinckle non-fictional
based QT riling the lil chink bois so hard they white knight for a serial killer. THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

What's the difference? Brad Pitt doesn't bully women or anyone weaker than him? If anything, Brad Pitt is manlier than Cliff Booth.

>C-Cliff Booth is fictional
So just because Quentin lazily wrote in "World War II Green Beret (lol)" like he flunked out of history class, that waves off why Cliff can beat Bruce Lee when all throughout the film, the only real enemies he could fight are women and one guy with a gun?

>white-knighting a real life serial killer because she was killed by the same fictional character who won a fictional fight against bruce lee
>calling anyone schizo
all the cope, schizo and incel posts are just MASSIVE CASES OF PROJECTION from the good bois of r/asianmasculinity

well, I guess I do enjoy teen girls and their cute feet... but I refuse to touch them because I'm a good guy.

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>Imagine getting so butthurt with a Chad you save one If the only pics If him with physical "imperfections"
Chinks are worse than incels
Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>gimme a bloody Mary, naruto

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cope

just because the little asian man had his ass handed to him doesnt justify whitw knighting a serial killer. in an attempt to defend your honour you just push it further into the muck

>IMAGINE your idea of masculinity is a fully grown guy killing women

loooool

>Gimme a Bloody Mary, Naruto
Best part. Just imagining Cliff Booth say that is hilarious. Also for a week after I watched the film I was copying his gait and mannerisms, and when people would ask me something id slightly lean back and smirk while giving my answer

Why is Cliff picking fights with smaller guys and still gets floored? Why is Cliff mostly fighting women? Is he Andy Kaufman?

That doesn't make them defenceless.

>still trying to compare a literal serial killer to an innocent defenceless female
lmao at the lengths you white knights will go

PREASE HAVE MERCY

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>getting worked up by a lil banter and mild jokes
JFL @ you incels can’t even take your own shit dished back

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>Cliff Booth triggers this much out of everyone just for being a white man
Lmao

*crack* AAAAHHHHHHH BRAD YOU HURTING ME

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pretending you're amused doesn't hide your seething lol
you haven't come up with anything memeworthy other than temper tantrums

you get em im sure all this white knighting will pay off some day

I hope this is real because it's based.

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