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UFC ON ESPN 35 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #5
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getchy
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEADY
why are you so desperate
HEAD GEAR ON
ITS COMING
GET USED TO IT
based strong style headbutts
crying bitch
based lethwei fight
Based retard.
>Jones
>Connor
>Liddell
Is cocaine the best PED
>the ref is literally telling the fighters that they're leading with their heads
LMAO
I like Collier. Fat piece of shit clearly doesn't give a fuck.
>Don't get headbutted you fucking bum
kek.
NOOOOOOOOO
I meant to say smile not small
he's just hoping to fill the Big Country function
*enters thread*
you're missing a bkfc banger for this?
he hungy
>headbutts are based
If he pulls this off he can definitely gatekeep the top 15.
Fuck off.
yes
wtf do you care?
Why does Pissbing have to keep bringing up the fact that Arlovski has gotten knocked the fuck out before. He's brought it up every time he gets hit
drink bleach goat fucker
Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit Yea Forums. GF found out I placed a 1300 reais (that's about 215 USD) bet on Vera winning this fight. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a stupid pig and shit. She managed to calm down.
She is 43
I am 24
She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 24 was i getting good results.
What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.
Yup I have class and bare knuckle or s degenerate
Bath Salts
based takedown for the win
just retire arlovski you cte pointfighting retard
Hey you posted it again. Neat.
Been watching both from the start now shut up faggot
is there an after life bros?
Just be yourself
This.
Just buy a gun.
yeah it's called death
Didn't watch the prelims, but this has been a fucking disappointment of a card. and it was a shitty card to begin with
yeah, it's called life
this is his 1 job he doesn't want to be a bouncer at some nightclub
lmao of course this fucking can gets gifted the win
feel for Arlovski, he lost that prob
i swear he's had the same like 5 times in a row now
Nope just lights out so don't wear condoms
>i didn't watch the movie but the movie sucks
ARLOVVVSSSKIIII
I hate FATS
Man i fucking hate those loud negros.
>sal d'amato
Idk who won the fight but those scorecards are fucking hilarious
WOW ROBBED
Prelims were great
The main card is the worst piece of shit i have seen this year
FATTY BTFO
WTF
fuck yeah ARLOVSKI we'll take it.
THIS IS THIN PRIVILEGE
god i hope not
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BETS SAVED BY RETARD JUDGES
lmao fat boy falling to his knees
ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP BROTHER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE BOOMER MAN MARCHES ON
meme sport
based lovski dabbing on the fat shitters of the heavyweight divshiton
Damn that crazy audience...
This didn't age well lmao
I love Andrei but he lost that fat desu great swangin and bangin tho
kek
THE BOOMER MARCHES ON
Only one way to know
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
chewing gum restores your chin
his fat finally gave in to gravity
Worse than last week?
ARLOVSKICHADS... WE MADE IT.
KEK WHAT?
Fucking robbery. Collier won that shit easy
Dude was making $1mil a fight at EliteXC and Strikeforce, so I doubt it
lol I went to grab snacks thinking Collier would easily get the decision
this victory only makes tom aspi's star shine brighter
>chewing gums heals your chin
gumchads wwa?
Why does Costa looks so different now?
Fat fuck detected
>getting pieced up by Collier
kek Arlovski is done
UFC still rigged in case you weren't convinced.
Last week was a good card even the main event wmma was a first round finish
Get fucked FATS that was a decent scrap eh
Based German American BVLL
>bet on collier
>been losing all day
>finally a win
>the judges are on crystal meth so I lose again
Unreal honestly, I couldn’t win a turd in a shit raffle with every ticket
lost his hair and got a transplant
Robbery but fuck fatties, if you can’t ko a 43 year old then get cut
>Sorry for F word
>Proceed to do it several more times anyway
My boy Chito gonna kick his way into victory decision
based
my boy Collier.... he just needs more mass...
cody bros... there's hope
he got fat and bald
For me, it's Extra.
I guess it was two weeks ago then? Idk I forget but a recent card was absolutely terrible.
lol refs with the assist
Arlovski did fine, but he didn't win
UFC isn't pumping up Arlovski just to feed him to a strong prospect, are they?
Robbed
yall ready for another boring 25 minute decision
My 4d waifu
>not chewing mastic gum
Colliers next logical path is now Sumo.
Judges factored in seed oil consumption.
>bet $50 on chito to win by KO/TKO
I never had my money, I never had my car
The Belal vs Laque one? Yes it was terrible
>be me
>sad that arlovski was gone for a while
>arlovski comes back and is beyond boring
>continues to squeek out boring decisions
>mfw
At what odds?
I knew Arlovski would win when the last split came down to sal d'amato
Kek, my mom just bought me some after I had an episode after I slashed her tires and threatened to burn the house down after she made a mistake on my Chipotle order.
Rob Font's eyes going to get poked with the chito fingers bee
they're the professionals, not you. they know what is right.
Just chew 5 pieces at a time, stop buying meme gum.
Like who? Aspinall is fighting ranked opponents now and he beat Tai last time they fought this is just favors for old vets
>Rob Font the B side of 3 straight UFC main events
Did he let Dana fuck his wife or something?
yes and no. Lame though ik but fighting is easy to fix
Are you black?
fatty's face was a mess
arlovski clearly won on damage and the strikes were even
No.
i like stripes
i bet on the fight to end in a knockout or submission. collier actually landed a few good strikes. arlovskis chin is ridiculous.
Shut up bitch. I’m calling ufc out for their bullshit. Got eat pizza fucker
She was made to service BAC (Big American Cock) with her mouth, sorry hue
I have 10 bucks on Cheeto because I bought some cheetos today
Rob is about to get exposed
Damage isn't part of the scoring criteria.
When striking is equal, it goes to aggressiveness.
Glad all the intelligent /heem/ers like myself know that wasn't a robbery at all. Clear 3 rounds for Arlovski.
Every single week there's an inexplicable decision like this. Literally every week.
Marlon always getting shrekt in everyone’s highlights horts me
Fun Stripe.
>wings arrive
>Fruit Stripes
Arlovski vs Daukaus
>headbutt
>I bought some cheetos today
big if true
immigrant mentality
Her bf is brazilian (me).
based
Arlovski vs. Ngannou 2. Why not?
it helps with my GERD
QUICK QUICK WHO IS GOING TO WIN?????
may i save this pic sir
From where b?
go on a diet you fat bitch
I'm not a bad person, i just have some problems
Boof it
vera
bro
>dark waifu trap
>women
uhhhhhh
daz a dude
posted it in the other thread :^)
*clash of heads
shut up Rahm
based jesus koozie
I wonder if Font missing weight means something went wrong in his camp/he's injured. I don't think he's missed weight before.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
You’re right. I’m drunk.
>you now realise there hasn't been a good 5 round fight that went into round 3 since fig vs moreno 3
If there's an early finish I might self heem
THEY CALL IT MURDER
I like Cheetos sometimes but I don't like the dust and shit they get on your fingers.
what you drinking bro
Didn't you do this like last week? I've seen you post this bullshit before you fucking muppet
>Want cheeto to lose
>He is fighting Rob
Is tawlf.
DUDE WEED MUSIC
>Subscribed to the OF of a girl I used to go to HS with
I need to stop being a coomer bros. I started curling again recently and saw my arm is slightly more tone than my left, enough to notice
Based walkout as always
Hey did you end up having that 5th can of coke b
The thing is…you wait…and lick that off ya fingaz.
$50 to win $235
YO WTF
Per
@telesport
: Melvin Manhoef won't fight next week against Yoel Romero. Manhoef didn't get cleared after he injured his hand to stop three burglars a few weeks ago.
Romero now takes on Alex Polizzi.
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How much is a apex fight ticket? Want to fly to Vegas sometime just for the heemsters
Lets't go Chito. I want Suga fanboy to seeth more.
Can I murder you and wear your skin and take your place so I have a nice mum who loves me?
World of Warcraft is all I have left bros...
Proceed affirmatively my man
I hope the ufc doesn't allow negros on the front rows again after this.
what are you doing here ian garry
post a sfw of her to see what we're working with
There's no way a dude can get an ass like that natty, right? It's implants surely.
it could also mean the complete opposite which is that he has gotten more lazy
Anyone else really appreciate a nice technical chess match? I liked heems when I was a little kid but as I got older and wiser I started to appreciate a back and forth strategic display.
Decent, decent.
Good luck.
Heeminder that Rob Font was the ONLY fighter not to heem Cody Garbrandt. Boring 5 rounder incoming.
So this is how the Yoel meme will die. Against a literal who in Bellator.
Crypto bros....
WELCOME TO JAMROCK
>Porto rico flag
Okay I go for Vera despite being a dickhead. HATE this LARPers
I heard Vera on Joe Rogan, not for me, knock this chud out Font
>brought in a lot of thai guys
;)
Too old
Miller chad, respect.
Thanks b
>JAAAAAAMAICA JAMAICAAAAAAA
drop her name me horny too
Is it fine to have beer in the freezer?
>porto rico
Times must be tough lmaoo
cam on vera let's move up some ranks!
What are you rated b?
For a little bit. It will freeze eventually.
If your beer is warm, an hour in the freezer will get it nice and cool. 2 hours max.
Seanbros, let's hope that Font jabs this fool up so we can get Peeto back for that fluke win.
I got you
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well met
At least get Miller High Life…treat yourself kinder b
anyone really looking forward to this?
i'm not, it'll be good but i'm not all that hyped
I just looked on the ufc site, and all announced fight nights have no tickets left, but "VIP experience" is like 1500USD. Does that mean you get to fuck one of the female fighters?
>Subscribed to the OF
You're a pathetic "human".
rob font was born in puerto rico?
Wife left to her high school reunion, got the whole house to myself, BKFC soon!
Not freezer. Cooler.
Yikes
Pic related is me.
>creezer*
I'm 31 mate