Soul

The way the singing and voices all seemed off or phoned in unironically reminded me of this youtube.com/watch?v=wjJ9tt8NUQ4

which one is Tulsi Gabbard

>trust us! we know what we are doing!
>responsible for getting us involved in a never ending war in the middle east
>shills socialism
>promises garbage free healthcare for illegals
>crashed the economy with no recovery
>just trust us over orange man bros!

trump
>colluded with russia
>imprisons children
>literal actual rapist

bush
>started an endless war for oil
>expanded spying, even on our allies

obama
>wore a tan suit

slick willy
>got a blowjob

far left

S N E E D L E S S

>mfw establishment dems learned nothing from 2016 and we're going to have another 4 years of president sundowner

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what were they thinking?

Inslee just dropped out of the race a few minutes ago lel

How many levels of bluepill is this guy on?

democrats
>anti-white

republicans
>not anti-white

i think the korean animators just werent fed enough lisa goes gaga script drafts

This is why I can't take liberals seriously.

Sure Frump and republicans bad, but not being able to accept that some of the most corrupt and horrible people have a D next to their name is too much.

Exactly what I was thinking, what a fucking mess

you forgot for obama
>bombs children with drones

>slick willy
>>got a blowjob
So uh I guess iran contra just never happened huh

republicans
>not anti-white

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>colluded with russia
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

shuttup gun nut

That might actually be maddow

SO PEOPLE CAN STILL MAKE SIMPSONS THREADS AND I CAN SNEED IN THEM

>obama expanded gun rights by not getting his way on weapon bans
okay

Aside from weaponizing the intelligence agencies against political enemies and expanding military industrial complex, Obama was pretty based in hindsight

>muh based GOP

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HAHAHA LOOK HOW SMALL HIS HANDS ARE AHHAHAHA. FUCKING ORANGE MAN GOT OWNED.

why does the mask have such a weird voice

>99
wonder how the Trump curse is goin to interact with the simpsons leaks from the future.

>the left sacrifices their original middle class platform in favor of identity politics and socialism
>flabbergasted they lost the election
>double down with frothy mouths
>expect different results in 2020
This lack of self awareness is astounding.

>call republicans nazis
>republican deports an actual nazi
>WTF FUCK DRUMPF
what did you mean by this

Yea Forums - television and politics

Sneed 2020

Shouldn't that make you love him more considering those were mostly muslim children?

Nobody cares who an idiot takes seriously.

hahaHA he has small hands HAhahha

Already did, matt groening was named in the epstein trial for being a footfag pedophile

>donald "I want record levels of foreign immigration into the USA" Trump

What did Trump mean by this?

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Democrat achievements
>Medicare
>Social Security
>Winning both World Wars

Republican achievements
>The Great Depression
>Losing against rice farmers
>Tax cuts for the rich

MUH BOTH SIDES

Nobody cares what you don't care about

You can't be serious
They're fake as fuck

RED SUN OVER PARADISE

versus "open the borders and give them all free healthcare" Dems?

Oh fuck yes exactly, on the other hand it's actually far better to have a crowded chaotic list of nominees because otherwise you end up with more Clinton Coronations which have proven disastrous.

>b-but muh noble peace prize

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Republican achievements
>freeing slaves

the DNC is a fucking meme

Stalin was a Democrat?

You know he's designating Antifa as a terrorist organization right?
Sorry you won't get to wear a mask and attack people anymore tranon.

They are advertising the assassination of a sitting President. I hope Homeland Security is paying close attention to this

Sure retard, double down and enjoy 4 more years of trump.

Blumphy beats Sanders 2020 screenshot this

Why is Trump now calling one of our closest allies (the Dutch) "nasty people"? Because they wouldn't sell him Greenland? I swear this retard and everyone who still blindly supports him have brain worms.

I'm refuting the idea that the Republicans are somehow "not anti-white". Big business republicans need their cheap, non-union labor. They fucking love 3rd world immigration.

>but-but they switched sides! Which means the Republicans really won the world wars? Shit

Has there ever been a more ridiculous bit of fawning than Obama winning a peace prize before doing anything and then doing everything a peace prize winner shouldn't?

>medicare and social security are achievements
Thanks for making me pay for boomer vacations democrats.

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Lmao, he hasn't done jack shit with designating them a terror group

Fuck off back to r/thedonald with your cope

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Sanders will be lucky to come in 3rd place for the nomination

How are they doing that, boomer?

>see? us republicans are actually diverse, intersectional anti-racists just like you!

Nobody is begging for your vote, retard.

He never said that m8

and do what? waste a bunch of time doing background checks on a writers room? lmao this shit is trash but the people that take the bait (pro or anti) are retarded.

The Dutch will still pick up the phone and call us if shit hits in the fan. The United States in many ways subsidizes Europe including defense costs and healthcare; that's why Trump can get away with bullying them.

119881524
Pretty meh bait; (you) can do better.

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Pure bait is still bait, shithead. Funny how you ride Trump for being a rapist but you give Clinton a pass. Hmm, I wonder why is that. Obama just kept the trains running on time. He didn't want to want the boat. Hence why he gave the Banksters a pass. Nice try though, shithead.

snood

NEAT! Trumps still winning next year....the 20+ snowflakes don't have the chops to hold up with trump.

Trump collapses with exhaustion because he's so obese lol

And then they created the war on drugs and now imprison more African Americans than slavery did at it's peak.

I already can taste the delicious salt when Trump wins again
it will be glorious
AGAIN

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He never said that.

You're right. Nobody on the Dem side is going for moderates.

That's why I said enjoy 4 more years of Trump, you retards earned it.

>impeach hillary
lolwut

>impeach hilary

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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump started blasting the Dutch over not selling him Greenland. He's definitely dumb enough to confuse the Dutch and the Danish (who actually own Greenland).

When is summer vacation over for you or are you just going to go straight into flipping burgers?

Most of them will be forgotten within a few weeks of the primaries.

He literally did at a press conference today.

Weird flex but ok.

Newfag

>tax cuts for the rich
>leftists still use this tired argument
Embarrassing.

Quote to me him complaining about the Dutch.

As they should. The Dutch have provided troops for all our shitty wars over the last 20 years and have lost more casualties per capita than Americans.

Yeah it's going to just be a domino effect of irrelevancy. All of them are clones of each other politics wise.

He’s literally the most unpopular president in history.
0(ZERO) chance he gets re elected

>can't even post any evidence
This isn't reddit bro

Just like 0% chance of him getting elected in 2016 right?
God I can't wait to see dems underestimate him again.

>>responsible for getting us involved in a never ending war in the middle east
That was Bush user.

Name all your moderate policies.

You summer fucking faggots gets worse every year.

Nah your party sacrificed your middle class platform for identity politics and socialism. You're doubling down now because you're permanently upset and it's going to cost you 2020.

MAGAbros... it's over... there's no coming back from this...

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Why are the Dutch even relevant to the conversation?

Name one candidate on the left a straight white male would want to vote for.

Your tears is so God damn delicious. Slurp slurp faggot.

Name all your moderate policies.

American education

I'm not running for office, dumbfuck.

Didnt they say that he had 0% chance of winng the first time?
>Thats XCOM baby.png

2020 is going to be great I can already tell.

1. Many Americans took a chance with Trump. Now that he actually has a record, they won’t give him a second
2. Socialism is literally more popular than its ever been.

So not even a few? You should probably stop calling yourself a moderate then.

>2. Socialism is literally more popular than its ever been.
Yeah dude I'm sure the middle class is going to give up their tax cuts for free healthcare for illegal immigrants and poorfags along with tax hikes.

The market he tapped was rural whites who now have jobs instead of welfare like the Dems always offer. If anything he's bolstered his main base. Socialism is only popular with a vocal minority of Economic illiterates.

>Many Americans took a chance with Trump. Now that he actually has a record, they won’t give him a second
Dude it's over. Stop running from reality. The Dems are a mess. The economy is strong. No major wars. Law enforcement and the military loves him. Evangelicals fully embrace him. Dems thanks to the socialist fools are becoming more unhinged by the day. Trump isn't going anywhere. Stop running from reality and get a job

Marijuana legalization, tax cuts targeting the middle and working classes, border enforcement, and reducing long term reliance on fossil fuels.

I don't want to get my hope up but it sure looks that way right now

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Open ur eyes dummy

Straight white men haven't voted Democrat for the last 20 years, hence why they're now overwhelmingly pandering to women, fags and ethnics

>border enforcement
>democrats

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Are you being retarded on purpose?

>Socialism is literally more popular than its ever been.
Being this young and stupid.

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The Dems have nothing and no platform to run except FUCK DRUMPF
I can't vote nor have any stake and I know this. It's a proud Australian shitposters dream, I'll be mining tears for years.

I swear I've never heard of AOC or "the squad" outside of fringe leftist twitter and this episode of the simpsons.

The ones who took the chance got exactly what they wanted, a bombastic isolationist nationalist. Wtf are you talking about?

Is that question too challenging for you?

He said moderate policies, not dem policies. I'm a man of the people and the overwhelming majority of Americans believe we are a nation of laws and those laws need to be enforced. I also should have mentioned a hardline anti-war stance.

All of their tax plans would involve increasing taxes on the middle class

>tfw lived in solid red state in 2016 and now live in swing state

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Nice. Voting Democrat is in your best interests.

That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

The great depression was literally FDRs fault.

>tfw might move to wisconsin before the 2020 election
Fuck Illinois

>2. Socialism is literally more popular than its ever been.
in the online communities you hang out in

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Damn, sky ferreira really is hitting the smack. I thought she was just wearing makeup and prosthetics in twin peaks

Wrong.

Yes but I'm a moderate (allegedly), not a Democrat.

No it isn't. They might have the same stated goals but their means are assbackwards and retarded.

They did all that and still won the popular vote by 3 million. You know why they're doubling down, because they don't give a fuck about the white vote. They want the non-white vote, and they have it. And as the demographics keep changing it means even more votes for them. They don't need the white vote, and besides they'll still always get 40 something percent of it anyway. Dems don't care about 2016, or 2020. They didn't reverse course and try to win back more white votes because they don't need more white votes, they want to lock down the non-white votes. You guys talk about 2016 and 2020 (which they will win) as if that matters. They're getting a head start on the non-white future. The Republican party is unironically on its death bed with demographic changes, only way they stay relevant is if they shift left, which is a win for leftists.

How are they "assbackwards"?

>popular vote
>mattering

trump will lose because of a recession screencap this

They win the long game because of the imported spic vote. You cannot refute this.

he can easily pivot and blame it on the democrats
>well, we were doing fine until they started spending all of their time on the russian collusion conspiracy theory

BUILD

Not when ICE is cracking down on all of them

That's supposed to be an achievement?

>40% approval
>gets destroyed by literally every possible Democrat
>Texas trending blue

lol ur high

>history will look back on trump as the last hope of western civilization

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desu all we really need is a voter ID law system in place.

>they are not anti-white because the dems are worse!
american """conservatives"""

>Blame Obama
>win anyway

>this nigga still believes in polls
Jesus it's been nearly 3 years and you're still making the same hubris mistakes

implying any of them like each other

Spoken like a true teenager. Get a job you fucking bum and stop mooching off of your two moms

Only 2% of Americans actually bother with twitter, you worthless fuckface

ICE doesn't deport them faster than they come in. Blue states also actively prevent ICE from doing their jobs. You're kidding yourself if you think its enough do reverse the demographic shift.

I feel nothing

they're old, and not possessing of anything I respect anymore

:/

They dubbed over most of his lines

Still believing in polls eh?!

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>All of their tax plans would involve increasing taxes on the middle class

>Federal lawmakers have recently announced at least five proposals to significantly expand existing tax credits or create new ones to benefit low- and moderate-income people. While these proposals vary a great deal and take different approaches, all would primarily benefit taxpayers who received only a small share of benefits from the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.
itep.org/taxcreditproposals/

hmmm

>texas trending blue
>couldn't even get beto to go over cruz
C O P E

if you listen to the deleted scenes his voice was pretty different, i bet producers or something wanted his voice to be "wackier" so they had to re-dub everything in this awful half-elvis monotone

it really is astounding to think about just how much money was wasted on that turd.

>g-get a job, shouts the boomer in fear as he struggles to accept his doomed future

>replacing coal (which represents 80% of US power generation) with location dependent, and unreliable solar and wind. Refuse to even consider nuclear because of unfounded fears about reactors several generations behind the current state of the art
>open border is their de facto policy now via selective non-enforcement and perpetual rolling amnesties
>no actual intention of cutting taxes relative to their current level since their policies are largely based around entitlements that necessitate increases in taxes to pay for. best case scenario is everyone pays more while worker and middle class pay proportionally less of the absolute total
>debatable if they're even for marijuana legalization based on the action (or more accurately lack of action) they've taken on the issue instead deferring to selective non-enforcement which doesn't really address the crux of the issue
The dems are a shitshow full of retards more interested in making massive promises of free shit than actually trying to address problems. The party is also increasingly hijacked by it's far-left elements, which is why Trump was able to scoop up former blue dogs, and probably will again in 2020.

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>So many problems... Tariffs...
Could they not think of a single other thing to add in their big list of so many problems? Tariffs is the only thing they could come up with?
>Singing is completely out of time with the music
Did they not have a temp track ready for recording the voices, or not even a metronome?
>No sound effects for basic movements like foot steps, the few sound effects that do exist are awkwardly cut off and don't end naturally
>characters drawn at a perspective that doesn't match the background at all
Is trump lying down on the grass in pic related?
>Video abruptly ends when they run out of material, there's no climax or punchline
Why did trump even join the dancing line of dem candidates? It doesn't make any sense, the entire short is just a collection of half baked ideas thrown together and rushed out as quick as humanly possible. It's terribly made from a production standpoint.

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Fuck the middle class. The middle class is just a byproduct of America's post war industrial growth, they're literally the stupidest of Americans and don't deserve their wealth for working at the asbestos factory.

The poor and the rich have always been responsible for humanity's advancement. The poor did the work while the rich led. The middle class are the middle management, they are your store managers, they are your police officers, they are your city councils, they don't deserve to exist and it's a blessing that more people are becoming wealthier and the middle class is shrinking.

Boomers don't give a shit, they will be dead before their roosters come home to roost

Yeah, it happened under Reagan.

top jej

this guy

Based satanist elite

Oxford economists say the tarriffs are negligible reasons for the recession.

They were pretty accurate in 2018, and Democrats won in places they haven’t in ages.
America is no longer the center right boomerland it was in the 90s and 2000s. More and more moderates are becoming leftists due to the disaster that is republican rule. Same thing happened in the 30s. Enjoy 20+ years of Democrat rule, it’s good for you

>tfw the true class we should have been fighting was the middle

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Only a few of the candidates are against nuclear. Most are for expanding it.
Democrats being for open borders is a meme. If you believe that, don't know why you included it as a moderate policy.
Most of the Dem candidates are for expanding existing tax credits for middle and working class.
Most are for marijuana legalization.
Seems like you're just not aware of policy positions and would rather throw around preconceived notions and insults than do any research. Don't fall for the memes, kid.

The nation will trend left, but not because moderates are turning left. Its bc of the unwashed masses pouring across the border

More independents voted for Trump in 2016 m8

Tell me how it’s working out for SF and LA

Nah the leftists have no one to offer. Economy is better than ever. People of all races have jobs instead of welfare due to tarriffs increasing the cost of outsourcing labor and tax cuts driving up labor demand. The left is just a bunch of radicalists, sleepy creepy joe, and some gay dude. Kek

>Democrats being for open borders is a meme
no it isn't lmao. They do everything they can to keep their spic vote from being deported. They're open borders in every way except outright calling for it.

dems are open borders even if they say they aren't, learn to read between the lines coward

capitalist cumbrain everyone

But they do say they are

Why is /pol/ mad about the Squad when they're calling out Israel and Israeli-funded politicians? I thought /pol/ hated Jews? Meanwhile Trump is bowing down to Israel just as much as any president before him.

Ahahahah, holy shit what a dipshit

I like to squeeze the head of my cock a little bit right when I cum to get the last gooey bits to seep out.

>this sign is the most reading you've done in years

I happen to have read a treatise on the life of alfred the great yesterday, so kiss my ass fat americans.

> More and more moderates are becoming leftists due to the disaster that is republican rule
If you actually were around normal people and not your retarded twitter and discords, you'd realize that more and more liberals are flat out disgusted with these insane liberal policies.

>open borders
>forced health insurance for all masked as "universal health care"
>all this lgbt bullshit
>the increasing corporate strength that sjw nutbags like you are cheering on for, because they only affect the other team
>candidates pushing for late term abortion
>dude free college lmao

Stop watching contrapoints and breadtube.

THE ZOGSONS

>>g-get a job, shouts the boomer in fear as he struggles to accept his doomed future
You do know, a faggot, a women, a wetback will never be President. No matter how much Hollywood tries to indoctrinate sane people with your bullshit. It's never going to happen. Brace yourself for another 5 years of Trump.

Fucking lies. The same polls that predicted your Queen would win in a landslide? Unbelievable with your lot. Cope harder, faggot.

That sign is directed at trump, not the viewer

Republicans
>voted in a literal retard who's embarrassing thr country
>frustratingly racist, sexist and antisemitic
>dude le pepe and NPC memes lmao

Democrats
>"fuck straight white men"
>somehow Hillary is their idol
>will gangrape you on Twitter or Reddit if you don't agree with their point of view

unironically I'm a centrist Master race but it doesn't even matter when both sides are incredibly shitty. It legitimately is becoming way too tiresome

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Does this really sound like someone advocating for any sort of capitalism?

For the most part yes, along with established elites such as bankers, politicians and lobbyists. Think of it this way, the middle class executes the establishment's wishes. They are directly supporting and cooperative with their wishes. This is how FBI agents allowed shit like Epstein to slide by and how pedophiles get by with no jail time, the middle class allows for this to happen, that's why they're the middle class. They're complicit.

So traditionally revolutions have two components, the legwork is done by the proles and the financial backing is done by the rich. Together, you can accomplish a true revolution. Some of the rich people are self-made and I have no qualms about that especially since they are needed for financial backing and some influence.

So I guess you could say I'm against the middle class and the establishment that supports pedophiles and people to skate by the law, even if that includes the rich.

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>antisemitism
>racism
>bad

Never dealt with niggers and jews, have we?

>racist
>sexist
>antisemitic

you're a retard as well, fuck's sake

>frustratingly racist, sexist and antisemitic
you tried

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Who cares what other countries think? And the only ones who thinks he's frustratingly racist/sexist are soiboys anyways. Fuck em.

diaf you're a cancer, as much as antifa

can you all get on a rocket that's heading into the sun?

>Only a few of the candidates are against nuclear. Most are for expanding it.
Bernie and Tulsi are opposed to it. Harris supposedly supports it, but I can't actually find anything concrete or any real plans. Biden is the status quo incarnate, which is no new reactors and liable to flop should any of the aging plants in the world have any kind of incident. Warren doesn't have an official position, but she's hard anti-nuclear.

>Democrats being for open borders is a meme.
No it isn't. They're for amnesty, condone abusing the asylum system, and strongly opposed to detainment or deportations of any kind. It's de facto open borders and pretending otherwise is being disingenuous.

>Most of the Dem candidates are for expanding existing tax credits for middle and working class.
Which as I said will then be wiped out by increased taxes for entitlements. It's doesn't do anyone working any good when they get a "tax cut" and still see their taxes go up because they started offering free college or expanded medicare they still make too much money to make.

>Most are for marijuana legalization.
And much like when the Republicans talk about expanding gun rights, it's just talk. They took zero action under Obama as states were moving towards legalization at the state level including something as trivial as re-classing the drug to something other than Schedule I.

Worked into a steamin' shoot. I'm beggin ya, have sex.

Formerly Chuck 2016

>Middle class were totally aware of Epstein raping all those girls
>the middle class are all CIA glow in the dark niggers
>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>PROLES RISE UP
You call this bait? Get a clue.

SNEED2020

this is literal boomer thinking. this is the kind of shit my grandma says

>george bush sr and jr literally started fucking wars
>b-b-but Obama used DRONEZ! TO KILL SOME PEOPLE!!!!! WAR CRINES

formerly 2016

>95 year old concentration camp guard helps young black man escape his abusive step-father and drugs
>word comes down he is to be deported to face war criminal charges despite being here legally
>black man is now in his 30s, goes to see the man who helped him
>You helped me, when I asked for help. I will help you, granddad, if you ask me to help you
>Granddad says no, knowing his adopted grandson would be harmed if he helped him flee
>time skip
>grandson is now in his 60s
>travels to Europe alone
>goes to the communal graveyard for prisoners of The Hague
>cut to credits
Oscar winner for: Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Screenplay, Best Editing

Look at that picture, the only hands you can see are Trump's. In the land of the handless the small-handed man is king. This is quite based and, in fact, most redpilled.

>Obama destabilized an entire region because Ghadaffi didn't want to play ball
>SYRIA
>ISIS literally started because Obama's careless withdrawl ended up killing more people
>droning kids isn't a warcrime
>was very willing to inflame already poor race relations
I guess wars are cool when Obama does it.

why do some of them look like theyre made of cheese

Not even a trumpfag but all of this shit is so tiresome. Hope the tv/movie/media is decent again after Trump serves his next 4 years

>two components
Too simple. The French Revolution as a classic example was prompted by the liberal upper middle class with some noble sympathizers.

I'd that Yang on the right

i think i've watched this video like 15 times, it's mesmerizing how bad it is, like a fever dream

I like how the sluts on the far right and the far left are looking at you with bedroom eyes.

>more and more liberals are flat out disgusted with these insane liberal policies.
Americans don’t care, they’re disgusted with Trump even more.

Da fuck is with all the pol lite bait threads on tv lately? Usually it's just a few of em and they at least vaguely try and be tv related.

Shits worse than Sneed and mask posting.

>yang is there, whiter than most people

>I'm against the middle class because the elites did shit behind their backs

hahaha wtf

They're going to give him a second term. If you think repubs and Dems are different at this point you're a fucking moron.

Modern media has become more anti-white, cause and effect.

>hurr republicans and Democrats are basically the same lmao
The most brainlet opinion. Literally an excuse for people not to think.

Who the fuck do you think the middle class is? The middle class are your bosses, your police officers, your feds. They literally are the executioners for the establishment. Do you think the police officers who arrested and investigated him were rich motherfuckers? These people are all directly complicit with allowing shit like this to slide by.

Every police officer upholds the decisions a judge makes. Police are in court rooms to protect the judge and the criminal, they allow the criminal to get by and allow the judge to push out bullshit verdicts. If you don't believe this you're living in fucking fantasy land dude.

Why do you think the communists were opposed to the middle class? They were in their range and they were supporting this shit. The middle class allows for this and if they didn't we wouldn't have fucking pedophile rings in high levels of government.

I'm not putting all of the blame on the middle class but it's very fucking clear they allow this shit to slide by for kickbacks.

You're willfully ignorant dude. The rich aren't omnipotent, they have people that allow for this shit to happen who make a lot less than they do and more than you do.

How mentally ill are you exactly?

Baja Blast tastes fucking nice man

They weren't. Son of Mask is literally no brain tier.

Can't imagine why no one wants to vote for you guys.

Damn she pretty hot for a dyke

>this is your brain on a lefty echo chamber