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NO NO NO NO NO
BASED RYAN PICKS HIS ROLES CAREFULLY HE WOULDN'T BE IN CAPESHIT FUCK THIS
I can't see him as Thor. He's too quiet, too mumbly. He's ourautist tho
Adam Warlock
betaray bill
These two are the only choices I can think of. I think he should just be Beta Ray Bill
hes gonna be the villain that the based epic female nigkin trog hero will beat triumphantly
Theres no way hes just a random character in the marvel universe hes gotta be a main character
isn't this guy deadpool
He'll be a throwaway villain for one movie for an easy paycheck like Gyllenhaal.
He would be a good baldur. (The original Norse god, dont know if marvel ever made their own version of him or not.)
Set.
Pretty shitty logo,thought that said thok
>Matt Damon
>thor is fighting a massive army of ays
>suddenly electropop music can be heard faintly
>the fighting slows down as everyone looks off at a spot in the distance
>a 2011 mustang gt can be seen careening toward the fight
>the car slows, and the door opens
>pic related steps out with a hammer
How would you guys react?
obviously Taika is casting his Akira adaptation with Goose as Kaneda
>KAAAAANEEEEDAAAAAA
>...
Throg's voice.
Wait... I thought DCfags said Marvel was dead. Don't tell me... we got a Dyan Gosling... as Doctor Doom teaser setting up the F4 and X-Men in Phase 5... Holy fucking tits, Marvel is immortal!!!
ADAM WARLOCK
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THATS WAS OBVIOUS SINCE THE END OF GotG2
GOOSE WAS BORN FOR THE ROLE
OUR GOLDEN GOD
What are the chances he's playing Donald Blake?
People don't mention taika has another film before thor
>hes gotta be a main character
Ragnarok had a bunch of notable actors playing cameo roles.
My uncle's friend actually knows Kevin Fiege, and he just texted me saying Goose is going to be Beta Ray Bill, but they are doing it with make-up and not CGI.
Honestly? I would cringe
Desperate enough to pretend that Taika Cohen - why yes, that IS his real name - will somehow make his cfeminist power fantasy less cringeworthy than Thor: Gagsoncock? Desperate enough to point to speculation about flicks 4+ years down the road bc you know everything coming up is going to be shit? Frantically trying to distract from the fact that Marvel just lost their only remaining A-Lister due to greed? Yea, sounds like MouseCUck cops to me. Lmao
>Jojo "Disney doesn't want to release this because it has Hitler in it, so we're marketing the movie in such a way so audiences don't believe we support Nazis" Rabbit
Coincidentally, that one looks like shit too. Why can’t Marvel afford real directors at this point? Remember when they had Branagh? Now they pluck nobodies from obscurity to save a few shekels
It's a "What We Do In the Shadows"-esque mockumentary about Samoan soccer players, bro.
And those fresh directors are easier to boss around. Remember when the studio told one of their female directors to don't worry about the action sequences, they will handle it?
It's okay user, I like to make up stuff on the internet too.
No one cares about horse Thor and with the hammer going to girl Thor there aren't enough weapons to go around.
Okay, this is fucking based. I'm glad the Spidey news made them pull the trigger early. DCucks are seething right now!
He will be the first autist shemale hero -
who gives a fuck about the actors? they can all get snuffed for all i care. I just want more action, and they better do the fucking job right.
He's probably going to play the villain.
If it's a substantial role, then pretty good, I'd say.
Adam Warlock would be in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3, not THOR: LOVE & THUNDER.
id be screaming in my seat while wearing my replica of the scorpion jacket and eating my $15 dollar popcorn of course
That's common practice for blockbuster nowadays.
Me too, I'd unironically soi myself
Gyllenhaal made that role like Keaton did with Vulture. Best Spider-man villain portrayals since the Raimi era.
ASSGAURDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Ryan Gosling is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
he's being cast as Akira
seconded
Not happening.
>Ryan Gosling with Elizabeth Debicki
God's couple
What the hell is THOK?
Adam Warlock is supposed to be in GOTG3, probably played by Zac Efron
He did great but he was still throwaway
im not seeing this chick flick. "love and thunder" - what a terrible movie title. this one is entirely for the female audience. not gettin my money this time u fucking feminist kikes
no thats ryan reynolds
Zac Efron is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
Ryan Reynolds is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
He'll be the villain.
Screencap this.
Is this bait or are you retarded?
probably some 10 second cameo as a wacky alien
Ryan youre not supposed to kisspost yourself.
Taika looks especially jewy in that image.
He's too old to play Dick Rider
for the role of Ryan Gosling?
obviously Elba
>tfw will have to watch my first capeshit movie since Man Of Steel just because of Goose
This fucking sucks man.
They did. He's pretty much patsy leader for the Asgard when Thor or Odin is out. Since this is Love and Thunder it's better if Goose did Bill of Bills. A regular dude who fell in love with an Asgardian.
Isnt he retired? He could be stuck making capeshit for years if he takes a main role... Theyre trying to take ourguy
Honestly I'd prefer if they went straight to an older, more experienced Dick.
>he'll be the villain
Well it's not he'd be Thor or something. Not like Thor ever gets help from a male character either. He only ever has female sidekicks like the black Valkyrie woman.
ryan directs and taika just plays that autistic rock dude that made me laugh once
I really hope he avoids anything Disney/Marvel. He's too good for that trash.
uh oh
Adam Warlock, if he can't be Adam Warlock then give the Goose no role whatsoever.
I think he can do a good Nova.
NOOOOO GOSLING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE. THE ONE WHO DIDN'T GET INTO CAPESHIT
BUT IF YOU DID YOU SHOULD'VE WENT TO DC LIKE WE SAID YOU WOULD AND BECAUSE OF THAT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
its literal for Akira live action. Screencap this
Gosling is severely underrated with comedy. I can see him doing well in a Thor film.
That being said, Marvel underutilizes their villains way too much.
Why are sojboys so eager to TYPE TITLES OF MOVIES in ALL CAPS as if they're writing a fucking COMMERCIAL SYNOPSIS on AMAZON? Is your BRAIN even OPERATING?