Got rich as fuck on LOTR now only makes small time kino he enjoys

>banged Sasha Grey
Wasn't she a porn star? How is that special?

so, are you a gril?

Based relentless poster

I'd be impressed if he wasn't a celebrity since porn stars don't fuck just anyone, just anyone with money

Me too.

How is Daniel based?

He was in Harry Potter, the modern Voltaire of films

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They posed together in a photo at a public event so it means they had sex.

Yeah I can't think of anything to be more proud of than having sex with a used up, disease ridden, roast beef hallway.

>banged sasha grey
seriously? That's nothing to be proud of.

>I'm putting together a team.

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Man, he really gives no fucks does he?

I saw an interview with him a long time ago (Leno maybe) and he talked about his mother and stuff like that and actually seemed like a genuinely nice guy, plus I he had the balls to call out Pedowood several years ago before it became less risky to do so

Wow what a Chad.

Elijah Wood on the producer credits means you are guaranteed kino.

His best movie was North.

>holy fucking shit - that's harry fucking potter

His new horror movie is supposed to be great

He also tours the western world with his DJ act
youtu.be/QClMwnRmtEg

>>chad despite being a manlet
it doesn't work that way

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Virgin detected

Diddled

Go watch Dirk Gently it's good.

>Wait a minute, isn't Sasha Grey tiny
>Google her height
>5'6
Oh no no no no

Younger toguro was such a lanklet.

Its not, but its better dr. who than dr. who if you need that fix i guess. Wilfred is amazing though.

Shes in heels user, Elijah is apparently 5'6 as well.

imagine the smell

You just know

I hope everyone understands how insanely Chad you have to be to do this. One: you don't give a shit what people think (because everyone WILL be staring at you) Two: the logistics of walking that many dogs would be way more difficult than you'd think, controlling them all, keeping them in line. The cigarette just adds to the not giving a fuck factor. Overall: based af.

The Harry Potter franchise is more lucrative than lotr by a solid thousand miles and the fucker has his face on multiple theme park rides that will exist years after his death.

He could retire now and live on an island of money if he wanted.

>he honest to shit wouldn't bang Sasha Grey
Imagine how much of an incel you have to be...

>Elijah is apparently 5'6 as well.

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honestly, this is one of the more accurate posts I've ever read on Yea Forums

he destroyed her ring

Sasha Grey is the greatest actress of her generation

His jeans and boots are effay as fuck.

True NEET, autist kino.

so based it hurts to look at

Name?

I firmly believe Elijah posts here, and he seems like a cool dude.

Hi Elijah.

Fuck she was so cute. I’d definitely date her, despite all the cocks.

What do you mean oh no he was cast as a hobbit...

>banged sasha grey
Gross

>Elijah Wood
>Sean Bean
>Viggo Mortensen
How could the set of LOTR bear that much basedness?

And the actor who played gimli is actually like 6'7" or something.

It's okay for dogs to be smelly it's cute

Is this for a movie or does he actually own that many dogs?

Dont forget Christopher lee.

Elijah Wood is 5'6 and she's wearing heels.

I rewatched the trilogy a few weeks ago. It was a different time. Doesn't take away from the books that much but still manages to distill the story into ~12 hours of kino. Some of the CGI hasn't aged well but I can forgive it for the incredible pacing, acting, and soundtrack.

F

Based

Gandalf is still alive you dolt

What a legend. He knows that any girl trying to fuck him will end up distracted by the dogs and never even get close.

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Yeah, but Sauronman died.

The absolute cheekiest fucking smirk. He definitely plowed

I didn’t know a show like this could get so kino

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No.

How was this show?

what the fuck. I remember making threads on Yea Forums when it was still airing and they were promptly shat on/ignored. Now everybody loves it?

I found it sagged a little bit in the second season, but still WELL worth the watch

>mfw the first episode was 8 years ago and the series finale was 5 years ago
Shit

Absolutely based. A pack of dogs for thot protection.

I'm married and if you would rather have sex with a prostitute that's been railed by 100s of thousands of miles of cock than share lovemaking between a partner you and only you can call your own, well, sounds to me like you're the incel.

I loved it but I didn't post on Yea Forums back then. Ending was kino

The show is suprisingly good and a fun watch, I highly recommend it
No, I don’t think anyone’s ever replied to my Wilfred posts whenever I post it in other Elijah threads. Also, I think I remember your threads, but didn’t check them out because I only finished the final season when it aired on Netflix

The Lords of The Kinos

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no user it's like going to a massage therapist. The more massages they gave in their life, the better massages they will give

How was Maniac? Worth it to see him as a serial killer?

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Actually saw DJ him by accident in Vegas a few years ago (he was DJing the daily bigass “pool party” at my resort).

Did a genuinely enjoyable job.

I forgot Billy Butcher from The Boys was in these movies

What is The Shield Mackey for 500 Alex?

it's from the Amy Schumer movie Trainwreck

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you forgot
>created a production company for genre movies and independet horror flicks like Mandy/COoS
he is amazing and his voice warms my heart no homo

Fuck, I can't believe I forgot about Lee and Urban

>you will never have multiple women stare at you like that
why live

>based homos

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context?

They were in Open Windows together- one of the best found footage style flicks made.

KEEP IN MIND
THOSE ARE ALL HIS
HIS MOMS
AND FAMILYS DOGS

AND HE WALKS THEM WEEKLY

FOR FREE

I'm willing to concede in this case that Grey probably would be a good lay. She took it up the ass so much, even late in her career her pussy looked pristine.

Porn stars probably have less sex than most Roasties.

Cope

which question?

You’re forgetting Ian McKellan, Christopher Lee, Hugo Weaving, and a really quite incredible supporting cast of lesser known but still dedicated and talented actors

Viggo is proof that 5’11 or so is the correct height

He walks dogs now because he can't get any movie roles

>can't
He's well-off as fuck and can pick every role he takes for the rest of his life purely on enjoyment.