The name! Give me the wretched name!

ELLO FADAH

He might take on a new name but make no mistake, this poorly written character is still dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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BERTIE BOTT!
JUNIOR!

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BARTY CROUCH ....................................................................................................DEH!

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BLLRRRRUUU

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Dead meme

nice try moe

BAD DREAM

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DEH

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I knew it.

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Wtf I read all the books and watched the movies all the time when I was a kid and I already forgot all this.
Like who's this guy ?
What is this thread?

Just give me the name you mandrake sniffing amerimudblood

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The day! Give me the blasted day!

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The Chinese Fireball, OOOOOOOH!

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ELDEN RING

I’m stuff

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This. It really dawned on me when I saw a meme of Carlos and DEH

OMG MYRTLE NOOOOOOOOO

I can touch your peepee now Harry

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What was he dreaming about?

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Moaning Myrtle is a pedophile.

Why do they call her moaning Myrtle?

Martha?

You can hear her moans throughout the castle when students ghost fuck her

My name is Rodney

Smartie! Couch!
JUNIOR!

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I love how no character makes any mention of this death in the movie

>hey this dude was literally murdered to death on the grounds
>Oh well

Is it bad if I kinda want to rewatch these? I’m 22

THE FORGOTTEN MURDER!
OOOOOOOH

Bond, James Bond.

Barry Crouch Jr....OOOHHHHH!

God I just want to go into that bathroom and make her play with herself for me. Maybe take nearly headless Nick and have him take the rest off and eat her asshole while reaming her pussy as bloody Baron throat fucks him. Am I remembering wrong or didn't they show a frontpage news of him ded

His name was Lord Moldybutt

They're kind of fun to rewatch in the fall though I think they go downhill after 5 personally.
t. rewatched last year

His character in the movie is nothing like the books, he briefly appeared in a pensieve memory that Harry saw and it wasn't at all clear whether he was even guilty of the crime he was accused of. Also Karkaroff had nothing to do with it.

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I think it's pretty clear by the end of the book he absolutely was guilty

Te voy a romper el orto harry potter!

>FRONULD RUUUUUMPFFFF

What a terrible tilt shift effect

Probably, but it's possible he really was dragged along by his Death Eater cousin, waited outside not being involved and was later driven absolutely insane by being exposed to Dementors for a decade.

only good acting in this series desu senpai

He was only in Azkaban for a short while, he spent all those years in the Crouch home.

Do you think Winky ever gave him a pity handjob?

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formerly alive

not bad

Do one from the first movie where the mail starts pouring in from every crack and knocks the crumpet out of his hands etc..

No shitposts on Sunday. Ha! No blasted pasta today, not one! No sir, not one stupid miserable blast little-

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PARTY CROUCH

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FUNIOR

>THAT'S MY SON! THAT'S MY BOOOOYYY!
Gets to me every time.

>tfw she sees your wand

GoF mostly butchers the book, but this was an actual positive change. Mr. Diggory in the book was a mostly unlikable character, very arrogant and rude, and you don't even see his reaction to his son's death, it happens off-page. But in the film he's nothing but friendly and jovial and then you get this pretty wrenching scene.

moaning myrtle should vaginally rape me

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he's the scatman

Basedo

Every frame a reaction image.

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>murdered to death

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I Like it. Most stuff I see Yea Forums shit posting about are lines my friends and I meme'd in real life before.

I don't want to put it down to the Huwite male experience but maybe it's that? I doubt there's many different demographics here

I'm 23 and my friends and I still meme about them. We watch them every now and again just to laugh, I'd say go for it Guildroy Lockheart is probably the single best character in all of the movies.

The English Firecrotch, OOOOOOOH!

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Rewatched it with my youngest brother who had yet to watch it this week. Fun ride desu.

bruh, whites are a minority on this website. Even /pol/ is mostly brownies and asians.

THE CHINESE FIREBOMB
OOOOOH

I guess it's internet culture then. Outside of /pol/ I thought the site was mostly Americans and euros who despite the memes are white, not that it matters

Because she's been dead for 50 years and still won't shut the fuck up

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

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HITLER!!! ADOLF HITLER!!

GINNY LOOKS LIKE THAT?

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'ELLO FATHAH

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"No!"

he was great as the serial killer silas in hollyoaks, hope he comes back and murders breda

>Best book
>Worst movie

The HP movies were astonishingly incoherent since the third one. I know people like to cocksuck on Quaron but the man cared more about style and photography/aesthetics than delivering a coherent, intelligible plot on film. And it all just went downhill from there.