Captain Marvel or Alita: Battle Angel?

Captain Marvel or Alita: Battle Angel?
Which is the best movie?

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I thought the blonde hair was fart gas haha

Both were awful and Alitafags are unbearably retarded

Haha checked haha

Alita, best waifu and best movie

Gally is not a thick nigger waifu

Shazam unironically

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Sauce?

Early 2019 was a great time to be alive.

>Alita
>Captain Toe Fungus
>Chadzam shitposting
>Detective Pikachu
>Godzilla

I miss those days.

Kys double nigger faggot. Alita is not an ass whore

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This ugly ass picture looks like a shit ps2 game

I never realized how deeply the universe needed an XXX parody cosplay where Captain Marvel eats Alita's pussy and ass until now.

No thanks Satan.

The only fart joke on this site I've ever laughed at.

Check.

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That’s why I originally clicked on this thread because it would be a fart thread

I liked Alita better but only because the setting is more interesting.

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There's no need to fight over me ladies

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based

NEVER EVER

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Both are textbook mediocrity, but at least one of them contains a real world waifu outside the movie.
Joker is still on the horizon.

They're both pretty shitty, but at least Alita had better action.

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based, same

Why is the thought of Captain Marvel getting fucked so hot?

Carol Danvers is a fundamentally promiscuous character, it doesn't matter if she's played by someone regular like Brie Larson or even a fucking guy with a wig. It still comes through.
She's the quintessential alcoholic semen demon that comes to fuck you, or get fucked by you in exaggerated fashion.

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If Jimbo would have made Alita instead of Avatar back in 2009 we could have had prime Riley Mason as her in the porn parody.

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Damn it's her real life twin

For some reason I find tattoos worse than if a woman sucked off the entire football team along with her teachers and random people on the street corner for heroin. Why are tattoos so fucking disgusting? Like a used up abandoned building with graffiti and trash all over it.

While I don't look at them quite the same way you do, I feel like they're going out of style, ironically.