Friendly reminder that Brent Spiner recorded a song that plays during Star Trek: Picard, it confirms that B4 never gets Data's mind back. Pic related is Evil Data.
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Ayden Young
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Julian Hernandez
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Ryan Johnson
Did Soongh program Data to be a good ass eater?
Xavier Mitchell
fully functional MEANS fully functional
Sebastian Carter
Neither of you will ever be funny. Stop trying.
Kayden Powell
It's a serious question. How much time did Soongh spend making sure Data is a good butt lover or is he out there figuring it as he's going along like the rest of us?
Aiden Murphy
James Cook
I liked Datas return in the novels.
Logan Price
Who gives a shit about Soongian androids? They're literal abomination. The fucking things shouldn't be allowed to exist.
Cameron Hall
Friendly reminder that your sexual organs did nothing wrong.
Lincoln Roberts
Eating ass is gross.
David Jones
There's nothing wrong with eating ass.
I like it more than giving/receiving head and regular sex
Juan Wood
You know Data's cock is not Soongh's schlong. He gave him the perfect cock. He spent more time on Data's dick then he did on the Positronic brain. Every vain carefully laid, millimeter by millimeter, by a genius with an obsession for perfection. Data's unit holds the potential to satisfy any woman alive.
Adrian Reed
Tasha rape gangs lo-fi hip hop remix.
Tyler Nguyen
You going to keep spelling Soong with an h?
Liam Morgan
Lincoln Rivera
was Dukat based or cringe for lusting after Bajoran bussy?
David Peterson
I can't be assed to keep all this Trek shit straight.
Angel Martin
Bajorans are only good for fucking
Colton Hall
The Prime Directive is really gay, like tha's really your #1 priority?
Caleb Hughes
What's with all the subpar Dukat posting?
Levi Gutierrez
PUmPkins sPiCe rAktaJinO.
Angel Thompson
Why didn't Luke just shoot Vader when he was dueling Old Ben?
Kayden Flores
Lincoln Roberts
Damn, Jolene Blalock looks like that?
Alexander Jones
>subpar
how dare you, I work very hard reminding people he did nothing wrong and how he fucked the Bajoran pope with his BCC
Jayden Thomas
>the BF stalker is an autistic bawstahn robawt who can't act
Alexander Gomez
kys
Zachary Nelson
I sought this thread out to find out why Dukat overwrote Noel Edmonds in the thread I'm in
Christopher Johnson
Meet my cousin, S'need. He is studying exobiology with a specialty in Bobs and Vajeen at Starfleet Academy.
Christian Foster
sneed trek
Thomas Ward
>not studying Fuck and Suck
Isaiah Hill
Space Sneed
Leo Rivera
That's just a funny angle.
Colton Richardson
measure of a sneed
Joshua Martin
Our ship is broken
Xavier Flores
based
Jordan Gomez
Wrath of Sneed
Wyatt King
Asking the real questions.
vocaroo.com
Henry Rogers
incredibly late post but this scene is even more absurd in the movie than in looks in pic, because Picard like goes through and points out Australia and the fucking Solomon Islands! there's no way it could have been an accident, someone really wanted to dunk on kiwis with this movie
Daniel Perez
It was the original virtue signaling. "Oh look at us, we're totally not colonizers or evil wh*te men spreading our peaceful Christian faith!"
Anthony Gonzalez
>virtue signaling
stop using this phrase, it makes you look retarded
Nolan Hughes
Threadly reminder
Ethan Flores
What are you pronouns?
Hunter Howard
Jack Thomas
>stop using this phrase, it makes you look retarded
Cooper Nguyen
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Grayson Moore
sneed, formerly chuck
Camden Sullivan
>No sexy spoonhead to bully me in the jefferies tube while we fix ODN relays.
WHY FUCKING LIVE?????
Caleb Martinez
Not sure what this thread is about.
Noah Barnes
BF forcing a Twin Peaks meme.
Henry Ortiz
Tripfags are the Maquis of /trek/.
Easton Baker
>bunch of self-important assholes that have to be the center of attention
Lights, camera...
Julian Hernandez
Lore*
Carson Long
OP here, I'm not Bashirfag
Carter James
You're still attempting to force a meme, which means that you're cancer. Therefore, there is no functional difference between you and BF.
Bentley Morales
Where was your outrage when chartfag was bombarding /trek/ for the last six months?
Oliver Reed
Go back to bed
Sebastian Campbell
I told him that spam is bad.
Wyatt Reyes
Is Bashirfag the same one with the dogs?
Elijah Smith
test
Jacob Davis
No you didn't. No one said anything. They just let him post those charts like when they let Hitler burn the jews.
Christopher Lee
>Mr. Data, is that the wormhole we detected?
>Negative, Captain, this is a diagram of OP's rectal cavity. It is several orders of magnitude larger than the wormhole.
Colton Brown
Kevin Adams
Nyeeah ha ha ha! I demand carrots, all the carrots aboard the Enterprise!
Ryan Martin
Carter Gonzalez
Benjamin Ramirez
What's your favorite episode of Warhammer 40k?
Isaiah Clark
Jacob Taylor
The Heretics of Dune
Mason Ward
Lucas Allen
I would have left these threads if it wasn't for you.
Cameron Parker
>Hear door chime
>Open the door to your quarters
>See this
What do?
Noah White
When will Disney buy Star Trek?
Benjamin Richardson
We aim to please
Jose White
>GALAXY'S EDGE A FAILURE
>BOB IGER TO RETHEME IT TO PARADISE CITY FROM STAR TREK 5
Jaxson Reed
turn 360 sneeds and walk out
Julian Phillips
give birth
Thomas Phillips
Why not? They can't ruin it any more than Bad Robot has can they?
Justin Taylor
>Disney buys Paramount
>announce Star Trek vs Star Wars movie
Admit it, you're getting a little wet.
Wyatt Reyes
Disgusting.
Cameron Perry
Who wins?
Leo Howard
I've thrown away my toys, even my drum and train,
I want to make some noise with real live space-planes,
Someday I'm going to fly, I'll be a captain, too,
And when I do, how would you like to be my crew?
On The Good Ship Voyager,
It's a long trip, disaster might occur,
Where Ocampa play,
In the sunny underground of artificial day
Replicators breaking everywhere,
Maquis treachery fills the air,
And there you are,
Happy falling into a collapsing star
See the Kazon steal the transporter module,
With the big bad Borg breaking time-space,
If you relax too much, ooh-ooh,
You'll awake with a Hirogen gun in your face
On The Good Ship Voyager,
It's a long series we have shitty cliffhangers,
And dream away
On The Good Ship Voyager
Cameron Garcia
Technobabble
Angel James
You underestimate the power of the dark side.
Luis Walker
>119875707
>119876113
>119876409
>119878009
>vocaroo
Colton Nelson
>tfw you take roids but still look anorexic
Charles Cooper
Starfleet vessels have fuck-all in terms of aft weapons, the star destroyer is a cone with weapons on the front.
Cooper Cruz
The Empire and Rebel Alliance are also both used to kicking ass whereas the Federation begs the Klingons and Romulans to save them whenever an outside force (ba dum tss) like the Dominion invades, and the Empire conquers races like the Klingons (Wookies) for breakfast. It isn't even a contest.
Aaron Sullivan
>Picard trying to find a peaceful solution with Vader
not happenin
Oliver Cox
SFDebris is an obvious and quite literal cuck, but I enjoy his SW/ST fanfic the most. Janeway finds a stable Delta Quadrant wormhole that leads to the Star Wars galaxy just before the Battle of Endor. She makes an alliance with Imperials and trades transporters for hyperdrives. Riker and Picard feud over supporting the Rebels and Data turns to the Dark Side and kills Troi with the holodeck's auto-cum cleaner.
Zachary Martinez
>Data turns to the Dark Side
data why
Aiden Perez
Still wood.
Noah Taylor
Darth Vader shows him respect
Nolan Foster
Link? I'm legitimately curious, sad, and amused by this.
Hunter Garcia
unitysaga.com
>"The system is also designed to be self-cleaning. For example, let's say you run a track and field program for several hours. When everything is turned off you don't want two pints of sweat suddenly appearing in the middle of the floor, so the computer disposes of it."
>"You're referring to the bio-reclamation system," Seven said.
>Riker looked at her then shook his head. "I had no idea something like that even existed."
>"It proved to be a maintenance necessity," Data said. "I believe the first time this was determined was during the testing of the first holodeck at the Daystrom Institute. After initializing a sexual program-"
>"Thank you Data," Picard interrupted. "Your point, Mr. Laforge."
>"The computer suffered a malfunction and misinterpreted Counselor Troi for.... biological waste."
>The group looked at one another in horror. The thought that their friend and colleague had been disintegrated by their own computer was gut-wrenching. "Is there any way to reverse it?" Picard asked. "Anything."
>Seven, Data, Laforge and Sullice looked amongst each other; none of them had a look of optimism. "I'm sorry, sir," Laforge said.
>"How could this have happened?" Picard said, trying to remain focused on the problem.
>"First glance makes it a freak accident, sir," Laforge replied. "The wrong code entered the system at exactly the wrong time." He paused. "Sir, that is why we were all instructed to wait until we were in the arch to end the program. I know it's something we never do, but it seems like in this case, a hard lesson was learned."
Leo Lopez
Yeesh. But what about the Vader and Data stuff? Is there anything about both of them being more machine than man?
Luke Howard
>"It seems that Starfleet is willing to experiment in ways that do not involve rewarding you," Vader commented. "I understand you had a daughter."
>Data suddenly felt his anger drowned out by a new sensation. He recognized it as sorrow, and it was terribly unpleasant. "Yes.... her name was Lal."
>"What happened Data?"
>Data's sorrow was suddenly mixed with feelings of rage and hatred. "They were going to take her away," he said, his voice coming out slightly stilted.
>"From her own father?"
>Data's sorrow was almost drowned by the swirling feelings that filled his mind. He had never, until now, allowed himself to think about those times, but what had happened had been so wrong. "They killed her," he said through gritted teeth. "The arrogant fools had no idea what they were dealing with, and they destroyed her!"
>"They must have had a good reason," Vader said.
>"They wanted to examine her," Data said with disgust. "As if she were some bacterial sample they were growing in a lab! They didn't care about her, only about research!"
>"Starfleet killed your daughter to study her?" Vader asked with disbelief.
>Data said nothing. All he could think about was that arrogant Starfleet admiral insisting that Lal be taken away; about Picard rebuking him for even creating her; about Lal's death in his lab as he tried in vain to save her. He felt a new desire suddenly, one he had never felt before, one it took several microseconds to identify.
>Revenge.
>"Data," Vader said with sympathy, "Why do you continue to work for Starfleet after all the wrong they've done you?" Vader stood up and stepped down out of his chamber, towering over Data as he sat fuming in his chair.
>"Join me."
Isaiah Howard
Fascinating. Thank you for sharing that, I'll read the rest when I curl up in bed later.
Daniel Lewis
Whoever wins, we lose.
Zachary Turner
This is really poorly written. Guy could use an editor.
Cooper Johnson
Star Trek but it's a Mexican soap drama with episodes titles like "Tired of Risan Love", "Welcome to Tribble Troubles", and "Kissing Andorian Frogs"
Wyatt Cruz
Christian Watson
I'll take 'What the fuck have you contributed?' for $500 ALiC
Liam Morales
We've had our differences but I've always secretly respected your commitment to these threads. We will not speak of this again.
Ryan King
tng is great and established a lot of things, i still like ds9 more
Gabriel King
>evil data
You mean lore?
The tripfags are in every thread I see.
Space mall is the best star trek. (It really was)
How you say Data..... I really want to hurt you.
Joseph Garcia
yeah i'd be in favour for a change. i say let's post some trek grills
Aiden Jackson
Star Trek was a christian show.
The federation tried to "love thy neighbor" and they lived by the golden rule: "treat others how you want to be treated". They followed the 10 commandments so much that they made them all into laws of the federation. They didn't allow anyone in the federation to be openly gay or trans, as it's an abomination. The only time the writers added gay or trans characters they did it through allegory and alien species. Everyone on all forms of Star Trek (other than STD) was straight as an arrow and had straight relationships. Star Trek was also racist, because the creators didn't allow the characters to race mix.
Henry Martin
Man Kira sure was hot. Still can't believe Nana Visitor agreed to do this scene.
Jordan Bell
ahem
FUCK CARDASSIANS
Josiah Stewart
How can there be war crimes if there wasn't a war?
Benjamin Nelson
I'd fuck it
Carson Cook
where is bash?
Landon Martinez
>The computer suffered a malfunction and misinterpreted Counselor Troi for.... biological waste.
Literally spat out my La Croix reading this.
James Reyes
I too am drinking La Croix
Eli Sanchez
ur b
Nathaniel Nguyen
you're bad
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I am drinking Melon Pomelo because I bought it on discount. My favorite flavor is passion fruit though.
Luis Baker
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
Asher Williams
I want to try melon pomelo. I think my local Grocery Outlet has it at a discount. I'm drinking lemon, I prefer citrus flavors.
Ethan Roberts
What is the appeal of star trek?
William Powell
>Grocery Outlet
That's where I bought it. kek.
Do not try the coconut flavor. It is disgusting.
Kevin Nelson
It gives me hope.
Aaron Rivera
its the ultimate friend simulator
Leo Sanders
probably under the grey bit down there, NZ is like 2000km from australia
Eli Edwards
Star Trek made me want to be a better man.
John Walker
Space mall IS the best Star Trek
Parker Jackson
Bajor
Liam Stewart
I'm slow, but I just got this
Austin Parker
then you should take off your code
Wyatt Jenkins
Kayden Sanchez
David Gomez
Sometimes you come off as arrogant and like you're better than other posters because you have a trip.
Logan Diaz
my captains rank
Lincoln Howard
No. I'm arrogant because my opinions about everything are correct and everybody else's are wrong.
All jokes aside, I'm not arrogant, user, and I generally try to be nice to people (even if they're being retards). There's nothing special about a tripcode. I don't know why it would give anyone a sense of superiority. I've got my reasons for using it and I've explained it in the past. I'd rather not shit up every thread by explaining myself over and over again, so typically I try to ignore posts like that.
Connor Lee
why doe the alien names have the ' symbol in them like t'poh
Nathaniel Bailey
Winning hearts and minds.
Joshua Turner
post the best frakes image you have saved
Brandon Watson
That is an image of the actor not relevant to his role.
Connor Thomas
he's in uniform
Camden Taylor
The pip system is logical.
Easton Rivera
He has sunglasses on and is not in character.
Connor Rivera
Daniel Lee
do they have sunglasses in the federation
Eli Gonzalez
nope
Gabriel Robinson
damn
Jose Foster
Not even on the desert planet in Generations, did they use sunglasses.
Leo Murphy
They have geordi glasses if that counts?
Ryan Sanchez
A nude Erection for the Federation
David Peterson
She looks like she enjoys anal.
Caleb Clark
Why are there no embarrassing alien names, like Suckic or Asspiss?
Isaac Long
Well, there was the Forskinnians but they got cut.
Charles Watson
Juan Cooper
Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A: A croaking device.
Robert Watson
Judaeo-Christian values in star trek?
Noah Evans
Jose Nelson
>faggots replying to 229
Ryan Myers
Levi Myers
What's 229?
Aaron Lee
Was the terran empire a comment on Trumpism?
Kevin Flores
Star Trek has always been leftist leaning.
Lincoln Martin
progenitors human?
Samuel Scott
Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet?
A: The Captian's Log.
Jacob Jenkins
Nathan Smith
Slow night.
Christian Cook
Roddenberry looked at the world and realized quite correctly that through colonization you breed crisis. He then reformulated it as a virtue signalling thing.
But he was right about it, look at where all the terrorism comes from nowadays. Look where all the refugees come from. If only we had left them all alone, Europe and NA would be white paradises
Thomas Rogers
Yeah, somehow I don't think that's what Gene Roddenberry was going for, user. Sometimes, you just need to take things at face value and refrain from coloring them with your own political leanings.
Jonathan Kelly
Based.
Brandon Smith
You will never not be a miserable faggot
Nolan Adams
Benjamin Jones
The first line is what factually happened. The second line is my interpretation.
Anthony Evans
The one where a librarian gets caught on a chaos ship and gets stuck in a dreadnought sarcophagus for all eternity.
Dominic Barnes
move her arms
John Mitchell
Space mall is the best Star Trek.
Blake Perry
Yeah, that's a pretty flawed interpretation. I don't think Roddenberry would've fought the censors as hard as he did for the sake of diversity if he was interested in any sort of 'white paradise.'
Nathaniel Garcia
are you kidding? if we just didnt let them immigrate here they wouldnt do terrorism here. source: white countries before 2000
what the hell kind of logic is "nothing can be done because colonization and our own sins caused this" lol
Chase Murphy
>no jellicoe above Kirk
Carter Cook
These to qtdassians come aboard your station and slap you on the ass, wat do?
Gabriel Diaz
nothing, because they don't have wrinkly noses
Isaiah Murphy
Anjohl Tennan, why are you disguised as a Cardassian?
Asher Sanchez
i just watched the episode where geordi and the romulan are trapped on the storm planet
why is picard such a cuck
he lets the romulans violate federation territory and then lets them get away with lying to him and then just gives them their prisoner and lets them leave without getting answers
kirk, sisko or janeway wouldnt let that happen
Kayden Torres
In order to foster more friendly relations with the Romulans
Mason Diaz
is the teletubby supposed to be a klingon?
Dominic Perry
Jesus Christ these /trek/ generals are boring without me.
Dominic Williams
Bajoran hot sauce from the galgamek quadrant
Jacob Cooper
I used to like Julian. Then I saw the episode where he told the story about his teddy bear. How he still has it on his shelf. Now I only dream of seeing Miles wasted beyond belief just roll out of a fucking Jeffery's tube and beat the living shit out of him. Just obliterate him.
Michael Cruz
I stopped following him some time ago, did his wife come back to him eventually?
Xavier Gutierrez
Ryder Edwards
Jose Bell
>It's a Janeway finally gets laid episode
Jordan Ortiz
Nicholas King
Anyone can have a trip
Jacob Price
Hunter Myers
Hudson Reyes
Carson Mitchell
Jace Hill
Space Mall is the best star trek.
man these robot voice deepfakes really came a long way didn't they.
Colton Bailey
ATTENTION SEXUAL ORGAN WORKERS.
Nolan Price
40k? More like totally gay.
Jaxon Foster
patrick chewart lmao
Jose Powell
excuse me...
*taps mic*
FUCK BAJOR
Dylan Garcia
lol
Jonathan Murphy
i am new to startrek wat episode should i watch?? sorry english not my language
Aiden Hughes
cast emilia clark in stat trek
Luke Reed
amusing how casual their interesting with each other after the batshit bitch just bashed her doctor's head in with a rock while he was sleeping
Jacob Young
incredibly based and redpilled
bless Gul Dukat
Tyler Hernandez
Mirror Universe Michael Burnham
Cameron Jenkins
in a ss uniform?
Isaac Moore
Is there another word for it?
William Sanchez
I love the JJ Abrams reboot movies and Star Trek: Discovery! I've been a fan since the 60s, and I stopped watching any new shows in 1994 - it just got too boring, preachy, and up its own ass. JJ Abrams and Alex Kurtzman really helped revitalize the franchise back to its FUN roots!
Jackson Thompson
Do coke off their foreheads and spoon with them.
Brandon King
Where can I buy this cap?
Aiden Cooper
Is Peterson, dare I say, Our captain?
vocaroo.com
Samuel Cooper
Was he right?
vocaroo.com
Ethan Torres
space mall is the best star trek
Cameron Stewart
nuclear monks vs. pol pot
Jackson Price
We don't talk about that.
Andrew Hughes
Yeah that's probably the only flavor I will avoid. I don't like coconut.
Hunter Perry
HAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO NO
RLM weenies in suicide watch
twitter.com
Blake Kelly
Jaxon Scott
nice goggles
Noah Anderson
Reverse image search points to villagehatshop.com, although I had no luck finding it on their page.
Caution: If you do find one, you will get shot.
Oliver Hill
Just go to any decent hunting supplies store in America.
Connor Cooper
Hello Crewmen!
Sorry I'm late.
Wyatt Ward
>totally gay
Star Track's gay famalamadingdong...
Lucas Diaz
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Bajoran night?"
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!
Zachary Rivera
Hi Uncle Neelix, here to tuck me in?
Ian Jenkins
Great characters, deep themes and fun memes.
Isaac Lopez
So why did Mendon put on a Starfleet Uniform but Riker didn't put on a Klingon uniform?
Andrew Collins
Klingons probably wouldn't let him wear the uniform because it would be dishonourable and only true Klingons deserve to wear them
Josiah Lopez
She has the skin of a 65 year old. too bad she's about 42.
Logan Martin
I think you overvalue yourself
Jordan Edwards
Fuck this shit
John Adams
Ryder Perez
Man, fuck that guy
Jace Gutierrez
Dylan Gonzalez
Just ignore her. She's been in a cuntish mood all week because we got bored with her failed imaginary stalker crisis.
Grayson Price
Oh, that's Bash? I got coffee from her the other day.
Levi Rivera
Michael Hernandez
I was never really a Star Trek fan, but in early 2000 I played ST: Elite Force on PC and the universe interested me... I still never got into it. If I watch random episodes when they are on TV will I ruin the experience? Or should I watch it in order?
Henry James
Everyone discovers Trek through random episodes but the best random episodes are from TNG.
I'd recommend TNG, DS9, the movies, and ENT in that order. You can skip TOS and VOY until you get desperate for more.
Julian Rogers
Elite Force was the shit. I played the fuck out of that and Bridge Commander.
Isaac Bennett
I'm analyzing the posting times and something is curious...
Ayden Hill
Care to expand?
Nolan Gray
>Ah ahlways said we should never have set 'em free, darkies can't fend fer themselves Jim-boy. Without the white man to lead 'em niggers are as helpless as a baby bird.
Asher Cooper
>meta Yea Forums thread with 100 posts
>VF posts
>mods suddenly move thread to /qa/
what did the mods mean by this?
Dylan Sanders
>Moonwalking on Mustafar
Cooper Gray
>SMOOTH CRIMINAL
>ANI ARE YOU OK avatar
He's put a lot of effort into his gimmick.
Luke Sullivan
Juan Lopez
VF is a janny. This has been discussed.
Aaron Perez
Well look who decided to leave the Holodeck and join us. It's Ensign user.
Nolan Reed
I would legitimately enjoy this.
Camden Cook
make new thread
Xavier Nelson
>VF is a janny. This has been discussed.
I knew one of the jannies was a tranny, over in the Jazz threads they got caught abusing their janny privileges and was baiting people to post Jazzes doctors valentine penis picture so they could ban people for posting gore. Tranny Janny got triggered easily in the Jazz threads.
Jace Foster
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after we witness the horror of Fat Data.
Joshua Jackson
Brody Fisher
There was also a janny who would nuke Alita threads when anons talked about wanting an underage robot girl gf. So there's a tranny janny who loves Star Trek and hates pedos. Sound like anyone we know?
Owen Wilson
tell me about Data, why is he so fat?
Jordan Nelson
Whenever I see old pictures like that I always think about how fluffy their pubes must be.
Eli Ross
Brent Spiner plays a therapist in Ray Donovan and every time he speaks his entire face jiggles. They may as well have just created a cg Data or recast the role and said it's a new robot body with Data's positronic brain inside. Or just not made a Picard series.
Wyatt Wood
>Or just not made a Picard series.
That was the only correct answer.
Ryan Williams
imagine not liking The Royale
Noah Nelson
>Picard does a legit drift with the Enterprise
now that's what I didn't expect
Jackson Morgan
Why can't there be more episodes where they solve problems cleverly and not with fighting like NuTrek?
Eli Ramirez
The Royale was peak comfy.
Carson Fisher
Because that's boring as fuck grampaw.
Brandon Phillips
fuck off zoom zoom
Henry Harris
Improved, higher capacity tech.