Jordan Peterson Reading Film Quotes

This dude is always on the verge of tears. The fuck is wrong with him?

He's Canadian

The way they can fake stuff these days is getting kind of scary

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predictable

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perfection
pretty good
turned out very poor
"guks"
forgettable
"cringe to some, based to others." decent

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t./x/

These sounds closer to reality than I expected.

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Sides status: orbiting

How did this shitty fucking post get me

goddamn I'm dying

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Christ guys

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you're the faggot who made the I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD one?

Who's gonna bite the bullet and do the Navy Seals copypasta?

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Already done

this

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>it fits
shocking

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With Neural networks, Spider-man raimi cuts will become a reality

this is the timeline you live in

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Holy fuck, I didn't even realise I needed this

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Can't wait

SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE

this fits to well

a Bruce Campbell voice generator is going to come sooner than later. I'd be happy just to get the Human Holocaust line.

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Didn't see anybody do the famous tweet

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Has someone done the INCEL TO INCEL post?

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Does anyone have copypastas mocking jannies?

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He was /ourguy/ all along.

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fuck I'm already on it too

I copy pasted the lyrics to It's So Cold in the D and the song sucks so hard it broke JP

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jesus christ that scared me

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Fucking lost

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try "beh!" for a stroke

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I hate this guys voice

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is the inner goddess Chaos or Order? probably Chaos, because it's a woman.

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Lmao

Shrek copypasta when

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Maybe someday. The reason this was easily made is because JP has gigabytes of audio data available to train the AI on. Tobey doesn't have that.

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i'm hoping it's a way to flood youtube with so many fraudulent JP DESTROYS etc videos that it will stop suggesting them to me

This makes me want AI voices for Trump and Shatner. They should have enough audio out there by now.

Jordan Peterson ANNIHILATES user's Youtube suggestions

Click the "advance button", it looks like an upright ellipsis and ban channels from showing up in your feed. I have a feeling those are made by bots/culture warriors to sow division.

Here is mine sorry for the bad job but its still funny, I didn't notice I ran out of characters.

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how is he not suing over this?

topkek

I broke him. He started praying to Xi Jinping in the middle.

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Fukken saved

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Jesus Christ, why

Based

Also the fact that he already sounded like a robot probably made it easy for the AI. The only issue with it is that it doesn't emphasize random words in the sentences inputted.

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>you have to download it to play it

nope. enjoy your bitminer

high production quality coming through
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>performs the story instead of narrating it verbatim
very nice user

kino

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>still uses internet explorer 4
How have you not killed yourself yet?

Best ITT

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the wait is killing me. 6 minutes to find out what will be randomly mispronounced so I can try to figure out what weird spelling will get it right, then I get to wait 12 minutes again.

Reply to this post with:
1. The fucking pedos copypasta
2. The shit was so cash copypasta

>it's a black male thing

Wow gone already now I see why you guys are on vocaroo...

anybody done it yet?

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the real tears in rain monologue or 'beams n shit'?

Do it yourself faggot

both

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it's so shit that it's hilarious

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kek

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based

based af

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sup

kinography

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>I ran out of characters.
The character limit is just from the form input. Edit the webpage

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perfection

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Incredibly well done user

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Can't say non-English surnames, clearly. Improves toward the end

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just found out about him. what a based guy. Anyone can recommend me a lecture of his. They're like hours long.

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You know he doesn't actually drop N bombs on the reg?

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>They're like hours long
Yeah that's kind of the point. I'm not a christian guy, but I really enjoyed his biblical series, especially the stuff on Cain and Abel (video #5)

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fucking based

So good

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Based and midgepilled

Shit, someone could deepfake peterson and have him actually read the lines.

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both have been done

where?

I'm fucking dying

meant to

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I'd rather have a Lecter voice than a Peterson voice

kek

museum quality

best one

this is the funniest shit since a good while, how long do you think the site will be operating? It's gaining popularity and traffic really fast

This was really cool, nice job on the sounds!

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Thanks! I'm actually thinking of watching those.

Jesus Christ can you guys let me know about this site before Reddit and Twitter shit it up? Now its getting impossible.

ARE WE DEAD

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SUPERIOR BANE VERSION COMING THROUGH
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The speech was live five words too long, but it’s prettu cool

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lmao

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send help

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Can someone pls repost the vocaroo talking about feminine penises

Someone do the true romance italians speech

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Is it me or does the left think more about Jordan Peterson than the right does?

Hit the character limit, but you get the idea.
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Ive been trying but it's sooo slow right now.

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the best one here

>Begging me for mercy. HE FINDS NONE.

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cringe

samefagging or you are 12 year olds autists

absolutely based

Triggered?

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Jesus christ Raimi.

how are you guys getting this on voocaro?

"or upload" 5 iq

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I had him sing "Once in a Lifetime" except he starts drowning halfway through.

>actually downloading files from an untrustworthy site

why?

Best post I've seen in months.

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>egg CREAMS

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lol

lol

now combine this and the joe rogan one and recreate their podcasts

Why did this get me? holy shit

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Can you guess it?

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nice quads 4u

hmm, the plane scene perhaps?

also, nice digits

CIE?

This made me laugh so hard I started choking I love you user my day has been so fucking horrible up this point gnite for now

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Best timeline

Remember to dilate
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great

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all that effort wasted on a dead meme

Meh it came out pretty mediocre
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>tfw my voice in a vocaroo recording a year ago is the my most famous moment in my life

He based

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Pure bliss

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Context? I don't get the reference. Is this vidya shit?

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it's only funny because of the effort put into it despite it simply being jordan concerned about black people at a gas station.
the scene being played out is the pic, the song is on the car's radio. if there's a reference then Tron Legacy has a scene with that same song being muffled like that.

Certified kino

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This was one of the first I had heard.

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Fucking amazing

I know it is a copypasta, but it still irks me. Bane is not the Agent of Chaos, that's the Joker.

It's funnier when you know he has a daughter. Not so funny when you know what they went through

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underrated

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nice job outing yourself as a newfag, the text is from a famous Yea Forums writing prompt thread where the photo was posted.

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i can't breathe

nice

beautiful

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that would be the easiest part to implement

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>Mort-gage

Confirmed Senor Cardgage.

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thank you

Lmao

kek

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>u-rope

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based incel

>ignoring the fact he impregnated a disgusting goblin

11/10

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The copypasta is lame and the original post is much funnier, but this is still fucking great.

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my fucking sides

>HAVE SEX
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Peterson saying "fuck jannies" is just so, so beautiful

KEK

it's a pasta. read this

I've already made this but it's at home.
If you search pol archives with britpol you'll find it

Based

That's probably the biggest indicator of his intellectual weight. People will generally wash over it or take a glance then go back to their pop culture, leaving just a pocket of academically inclined audience. But when you're such an iconoclast that your ideological opposition just cannot mentally handle your existence without emotionally crumbling you know you're making headway.

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nice

Did anyone make the pasta of JP analysis of Bane scene ?

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best one

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low enerygy
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Accurate, just like people who hate /pol/ on Yea Forums invoke its name 500% more often than any actual /pol/tard.

>The poosy
fucking dying over here

This one is my favorite.
It's from Sesame Street
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Kek I fucking love this one.

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what the fuck happened here

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I noticed you have to spell tasty 'taysty' for him to make the tay sound.

>expect something funny
>poo poo pee pee reddit xD
Ok guys i'm not saying that i'm dissapointed or anything but please just go to reddit.

He really loses it after a couple of sentences

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>JP has a stroke

he convinced me
give me my dollar back

>bughwaheheheh buwahgboo
MY SIDES

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Oh god

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Then show me its body

MY FUCKING SIDES KEK
IM DYING

obligatory

>IM DYING

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>(not actually him, an AI).
if it was an AI there wouldnt be a wait time
it's the real guy doing it, pretending he's an AI

Jordan sounds like he drank too much malt liquor.

Holy fuck

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Like AWWWYEah
Nice

lmao

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Damn that's not bad.

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>Honestly! Think about it RATIONALLY!

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I did the second warrick copypasta
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OC /pol/
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>really activates my gas chambers
KEK

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>Nazzis
>cham-bers

based pedo

>JP_lobotomized.wav

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t. Yea Forums poster

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damn sounds pretty ok

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Thank you.

lmao

What's great is that this feels in character with how it echoes that story he told about wanting to beat the shit out of a 3 year old in a public playground.

>lobsters

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What the actual fuck happened here?

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How can I make longer clips? Do I just need to make several separate ones and then edit them together myself?

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funny memes aside am i the only one who is frightened by this shit?

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Well, they already faked the moon landing and 9/11 was an inside job, but no one cared.

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i know but now every concrete audio evidence against them can be brushed off as "lol its fake" while at the same time they can blame anyone for anything

Yup. But it's just going to be more of the same - It'll just be easier and cheaper for them.

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Removed a period and the pacing is now a bit better.

this

Why would you expect something funny from a random post on Yea Forums?

Oh because it's not random at all and because you judged it based on the number of replies. You're the one who should go to reddit faggot.

Remember this dead meme? I do :(
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It was funny when Adam Sandler was shitting out movies left and right with his meme creeps. It's just not topical enough anymore.

what's the difference between the post and pasta?

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