Films about the nature of men

I would fuck Egg-girl tb.h
Being lonely depressed and suicidal is worse I assure you

So this is why mentally ill losers transition huh

yeah, its like being so rich that you cant relate to the common folks, pure suffering

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>having to know what to do with all that money is worse than being poor!!!!1

Cody, nic, matt and maybe denzel are not pakis

Men are just super fucking desperate these days thanks to hyper-gamy

How do you set yourself apart on Tinder with this many desperate dudes clogging it up?

>but ONLY in the sense they have more options
Oh nooo, so sad!

You have amazing abs and giant biceps in addition to a model face, otherwise you dont. You talk to girls IRL and make damn sure they dont use tinder

She had me right up to the mangoes analogy.

Quoted for truth.

Everyone thinks loneliness is no one cares.

The truth is that loneliness is no one is genuine.

Men who say shit like this don't realize they're the problem. Women don't make it easy on themselves. The fact that men see themselves as so undesirable and do NOTHING about it and stoop as low as to fuck a sub 4/10 speaks a choir about how pathetic men are.

Holy shit Eggman actually looks like he's got his shit together

So suicide it is then?

Depression is not real.
Millennials like claiming to have it because they like victimizing themselves when they are a bunch of spoiled twats who never grew out of their emo phase.

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See you on the other side brother

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I made mine really low-effort with a picture of my driver's license photo and had okay results. I actually got slightly better results when I took a picture of myself and put a few racist dogwhistles in.

I hate women so much bros, what do I do

I have pics of me at the gym, I'm fit but no actual abs yet
Will I do ok?

This, WE GOTTA TAKE THE POWER BACK

Either give yourself a lobotomy or embrace the hell

youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc

>20 guys just go on a swipe left spree and don't give a shit, they'll just pick out the matches that are cute
>Dumbass OP actually thinks this is a symbol of hypergamy or society and some uggo is getting so much attention, rather than a couple dudes gaming the tinder system so they can just go through matches faster.
Not that this matters since this is a bait thread anyways.

So the Egg finally cracked

No. He's still drunk streaming alone every night and is fatter and redder than ever.

they messaged "her" you fucking dumbass

Be the best version of yourself and fuck Thai hookers

Not if you have a weird face or can't contain your sperginess. The latter was usually what did me in when I fucked it up.

Imagine starving on the streets and watching a women throw a fit because a fruit stand doesn't have mangoes

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Yeah a nig, 2 pakis and then one white dude. Wow.

I think my face is fine, yeah sperginess will be a problem

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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By using OKC instead. Or just meeting people irl.
I'm 5 ft 7, really damn skinny, and upfront about my nerd interests, and I average about 4 likes a day, not counting bots.
Literally just put yourself out there and be confident. As long as you don't make a big deal about your insecurities or shortcomings, she won't either.

super saiyan bbw?

Actually talk to them instead of letting incel threads on Yea Forums decide for you

>film portrays single mothers as heroes

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lol they're all just nan shaggers though

>kids, have: 5.5
lmao

>
Talking to women usually drives niggas here lmao
No one hates women more than the guy constantly dealing with their shit

Kekd

I tried irl it doesn't work, I'm too autistic

oh no, did we break eggman? poor lad

protip: have a deep depression so you won't have any sex drive or desire to be with anyone else, spend most of your time asleep

Legit thought that was eggman

Is the other part of that metaphor that a man with no fruit starves to death in the gutter next to her?

>no blacks

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'good' sex is a myth for women. No guy is any better at thrusting his cock in and out of a woman than another. The only exception are guys that cum in either 20 seconds or 4 hours.

The only thing that makes sex 'good' for women is that they are more horny. And that is out of the man's control up to a certain point. A 3/10 ugly fag can finger and lick a girl out all he wants but as soon as he sticks his cock in she is going to go dry as the sahara due to that inate feeling that she is with an inferior guy. Things like dick size and physical attractiveness make 99% of the difference between 'good' and 'bad' sex for women.

>OMG me and chad had the best sex ever
no, its because it was chad fucking you. Nothing to do with his performance. Its that chad is attractive and that turns you on. Not the other way around.

A woman will never compliment an average or ugly guy at being good at sex because it isnt about the sex, its about the guy.

Its like if you fucked some 5/10 compared to a goddess after doing nofap for a week. You would cum in an instant even if she just laid there doing nothing looking at the ceiling because the biological urge to breed with good looking people is hardwired through millions of years of evolution.

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We got a live one

I feel like setting a tinder account and just putting:
I really like the movie Top Gun.

And just see if any woman agrees with me.

>le homeless peasent is more free than the king!
We both that this is a hard cope by the poor and(in this case) lonely, my dear boy.

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>20
>""""""transition into a woman"""""""
>immediately hit the wall

Evil pepe is very under utilized

>fairly fit

The people who hate women on Yea Forums don't talk to them though. Chads who hate them most likely only talk to vapid instagram hoes or at parties, but chads aren't on here.

I can definitely tell the difference between just being there for a cum and being in heavy passion, I would hope women can tell too.

Start by joining Discord groups or unironically going on Reddit looking for people to talk to. The few women on Yea Forums hate themselves.

Imagine wanting a mango, but realizing it's unlikely, so you're willing to settle for apples, bananas, and pears, but nobody will sell them to you. Sounds a lot worse than being picky, but actually having options.

>The people who hate women on Yea Forums don't talk to them though.
That's simply not true. Most guys on here have a few women in their life that made them the way they are. there's very few men out there that are 100% distanced from women

>sometimes i sit down to take a 1 and 2 comes out

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Men (as in the collective) will literally fuck anything with a hole.

please tell me eggman did this ironically
please tell me hes just some bg kumbi esque troll

You're very wrong.

>No guy is any better at thrusting his cock in and out of a woman than another.
I dunno man, I've gotten blowjobs from a few different women, and some were definitely better than others. Don't see why it couldn't be the same with a dick in a vag.

I've.... never seen eggman pre-Yea Forums... hes actually handsome-ish

passion is just them feeling attraction to you and vice versa.

please prove me wrong

all feel the same to me really. I suppose some women go further down and deepthroat but feels pretty similar.

Kill yourself

It wasn't even eggman who made it.

THE
EGG
HAS
CRACKED

Quick question but do you got deathgrip? That shit'll kill sensitivity.

>food analogy

>sometimes i sit down to take a 1 and 2 comes out

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super-sized

have had it on and off. I did nofap for a week and a half once and got a blowjob and it felt like a any other.

>handsome
I'm scared to see what you consider "ugly"

tinder bread?

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>no blacks

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>Eggman is a crossdresser now
Of course.

There is a spot inside the vagina (not the g-spot) that when touched correctly can make women cry like crazy or laugh their hearts out. It is incrediblle powerful stuff. Look into tantric methods.

>posted less than a minute ago

heres a secret. Tantric stuff is all bullshit pesudoscience.

Yet they keep going after the same guys and doing the same retarded things with the same results. I had a friend of mine say the same shit and I told her to fuck off and cry to her boyfriend about it.

this has to be fake

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It’s got all the nicotine and the tar that I need :)

You have to really search for it with your fingers, but when you find it you will know. It will feel a bit rugged, unlike any other texture inside. But you have to be careful with it, it can blow up in your face and make her angry. Memory is stored there so it has to be with someone that trusts you.

>No guy is any better at thrusting his cock in and out of a woman than another.
The Indians had entire monasteries dedicated to mastering the sexual arts.

have photos of you outside doing things with other people
BONUS: have a photo of you with 2 hot women
nothing says "don't have sex with me" like a bathroom selfie

>Memory is stored there

Women store their hard drive in their pussys confirmed

yes and look! indians are the least desired race sexually in the world. Its all about looks.

>Its like if you fucked some 5/10 compared to a goddess after doing nofap for a week. You would cum in an instant
You want me to tell you how I know you're a virgin?

Memory is stored in all your chakra points. For men bad memory is often stored in the stomach. Which is why men more often have stomach cancer and they say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

honestly dont bother. tinder is just harnessing your sexual frustration for ad click revenue

everytime you get rejected by a 4/10 on tinder it is subconciously lowering your self esteem and consequently your testosterone

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This is somewhat fair. I mean nobody should respect women who often have sex with different men but the rest is quite on point.

props to this chick for that full body shot
not one of those neck up shots or cleavage shots

eggman?

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>Key to a man’s heart is through his stomach

I hate when people make retarded points then back it up with some old ass idiom. Goddamn I bet you’re a fucking paranoid schizo irl.

I don't get how some faggots spend so much time imagining things from a womans perspective. The only thing I've ever thought about in terms of how women experience the world is how having a vagina would feel like and I immediately came to the conclusion that I have no fucking clue what that would be like and here you people are talking about how women feel like in all these different scenarios.

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Nah eggman used his Yea Forums fame to get a gf(so much for the blackpill shit) and now makes zoomy music like Joji or raps about incels

1st pic of the so called Eggman is kinda cute, got a chubby theatre girl thing going on.

This is 100% incorrect and you know nothing about women.

Fuck cute boys

>used his Yea Forums fame to get a gf

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bros i wanna talk to this cute girl at work but idk what the FUCK to say to her
it’s a harmless crush i already have a gf and won’t cheat on her but i’m worried about having to get back into the game after we break up

>i already have a gf
dont flirt, scum.

It's boomer wisdom
That is to say, completely useless and based on lies

I think about it sometimes, but I also try to write erotica in my freetime. Sucks that women suck at writing so much so everything they say about it is pretty worthless.

The only virgin here is you, I don’t know why you think what he said is wrong. Not everyone is fucking impotent like you.

I'm guessing you dislike blue and indigo colors, that you have eye problems and that you are troubled with headaches. When you were a child you most likely had problems with your ingestion, possibly an allergy.
You have been in a long term relationship with a woman that took advantage of you, possibly economically.

>The Indians had entire monasteries dedicated to mastering the sexual arts.

Indians also have one of the lowest average dick sizes worldwide. Thus they had to get creative to turn women on.

Never let anyone cut you away from flirting, it will do serious damage to you.

Have really nice pictures of you doing attractive things with attractive people
Real success on Tinder basically demands that you be either a 10/10 Chad, or develop a womanish level of narcissism that will allow you to carefully manicure your profile to look as appealing to a woman as Chad's profile does. Women are very emotional, and they won't really engage with you unless they feel an immediate and overwhelming attraction to whatever you have on offer, it's why a 5/10 girl with some shitty bedroom selfies will get endless matches from thirsty men but a 5/10 man with the same attitude will get next to nothing

I read that was blue haired pig woman.

that whole rant he went on about women is the only thing we need to see he’s a virgin

How do I talk to women IRL? Where do I go, and how do I talk to them when they're almost always in a group?

jules and jim

in this scene catherine brings her lover to the house to sing a song together to her husband jules. the french found a level of cucking I could never imagine

youtu.be/bWjCTLsTxVY

original poster here. Ive fucked 12 girls in my life.

im 24. Checkm8

meeting girls at work is easier than cold approaches irl if you’re not a complete chad

Talk to them with a outcome-independant attitude. Don't expect anything from it, just have fun and see where the conversation develops.

it's a dude though

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>Yeah I have basically endless opportunities to have sex with attractive partners whenever I want but Brad can't last for 3 hours, it's like sooooo frustrating guys you don't even know

I don’t give a shit about those colors but actually a blue sky or ocean is calming. You said I currently have eye problems but I got lasik 2 years ago and have had 20/20 vision since. Also never had an allergy or ingestion problem in my life.

>long term relationship with a woman who took advantage of you economically.
Dude who the fuck hasn’t? Throw enough shit at the wall and something will stick huh? To drive my point home: a broken clock is right twice a day.

Women are literally incapable of comprehending depression or loneliness, its completely foreign to them.

Mediate on the blue sky. It will bring things to you. State your presence but stop stating your ground, its alienating people around you.

Start fucking top-shelf hookers until you stop giving fucks about women.

and yet you cant disprove anything im saying. Its easy to say 'you're wrong' with nothing to back it up.

Know how women seem shitty because you keep seeing these horrible stories?
How many women are there? 3.5-4 billion? What percentage of the population is borderline retarded (as in sub 80 IQ)? (roughly 10%~). What percentage of women have antisocial disorders? (roughly 1%~)
So there are about 35,000,000 women with antisocial disorders, and 350,000,000 idiotic women, most of which can post about, or have their shitty personalities posted about them online.
That may seem alot, but assuming those populations are unique and combined that still leaves over 3,115,000,000 women who are normal people.
How many of these awful stories have you read? 20? 60? 100+? Do you think that sample size, cherrypicked from whatever wretched places they can be found, are representative of more than 3 BILLION women? Would you condemn nearly half the population due to a sample size of roughly 0.0000028571%?
Get off the internet, don't frequent these places filled with bitter, ignorant, and bigoted people who will change their tune in 10 years time.
Talk to women, some may be shitty, and some will view you below their league, but there are many who would date, and even love you.
Don't fall into the many mental traps here, it will leave you foul and angry with no release, stunting your happiness until some other force hopefully rights you.

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Stop hating yourself.

Do women in the west actually do these kind of meets up with strangers? I would be afraid of dying, being raped, being kidnaped and after trafficked into prostitution, losing a kidney, losing my bag and phone, among other things...

This actually makes sense. You guys paint what you want on to a female canvas and see how easy it is for them. Women don't just want sex, therefore they have it just as hard as men when it comes to getting what they want.

I have a hard time believing anyone who rags on women isn't bitter. There are sluts, there are scum, and you either use and abuse them or stay away from them. Otherwise, don't take it so seriously and lighten up. A lot of you complain about getting no female attention, but you look in the mirror and ask yourself why a woman would want anything to do with you. If you come up with nothing, shut the fuck up. If you take care of yourself and have actual respect for yourself, you will get women. That last part is where most of you are lacking in my opinion.

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Nobody cares about you woowoo shit.

Meditate on the blue skies.

>am completely unsuccessful with women
>start targeting women in relationships
>instant success
It really was that simple. Too bad now I hate women.

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Oh my fucking god
The west need to die... soon

Most if not all men hate women. Please don't become a mass murderer and you will be fine.

this
just about every woman I have ever been with was from work or school. Maybe three of them total were from outside those two areas.

women generally do like being approached in public unless you are very obviously attractive to them and even then it's a low% play

work allows them to see how other people interact with you (especially other women) and will allow them to be more comfortable around you over time.

I prefer to meditate on the red pools of dumb hippy blood.

dilate

This.

Your sexual frustration will end soon.

I already gave up, i'm MGTOW Volcel Gymcel Fitcel Socialcel by choice

fuck you faggot

LMAO

I actually have a cock and balls and a Y chromosome
I know you're shitposting, and I know getting a girl isn't easy, but theres no point in spreading misery, as good as it may make you feel in that instant.

having friends, going to church, being a good person

game is a lie

based whorer

>Yea Forums finally clicks that women aren't the incel enemy. Other desperate men inflating their egos are.

If you had the options women do, you'd be picky too.

The final and ultimate red pill.

FUCKING FOOD ANALOGY

fucks sake eggy keeps reappearing with little nuggets like this

Work, college, hobbies, social groups, tinder, okcupid, facebook. I don't like random approaches in the street

Yeah except you only have access to a small number of those suitable women based on your location, so good luck.

most of the high quality women are snatched up in to long term relationships by the top 20% of men by.

You either have to find a high quality woman between relationships (which isnt usually long because they're desirable to most of the male population) AND have her be attracted to you over the top 20% of men, which is incredibly unlikely.

Or take the rest of women the low quality women who have all of the attributes described.

Or you can try and find a 'good quality' unnattractive woman, but this is also unlikely as a lot of even these women are low quality in terms of personality.

Dating is hard for men & women dont make it any easier. The majority of women who are actively are low quality otherwise they would be in relationships. Women see being in a relationship as a status symbol, it goes like this

Being married to suitor (high quality man) > Being in relationship > being single

so women, high quality ones are clambering to be in that top position. So to find them in the bottom of the heirarchy is very rare.

Your idea is just 'go out and find a unicorn' is incredibly misguided.

Absolutely based and redpilled, incels will be swinging when dotr comes.

So in this analogy mangoes is black guys right?

>cringey rambling, projecting blogpost
Lmao I have absolutely no trouble attracting women. I’ve fucked two different girls this week and it’s only Wednesday. Yet I have a huge problem with women bitching and moaning about being put upon and oppressed when all of society is structured to their benefit
Try to put your autism on hold for just 2 seconds and maybe you’ll be able to parse that a lot of the criticism and resentment is valid

Its retarded really think im good looking irl, but i fucking loathe when people make photos of me, i cant do like this fake posing i cant, my photos all look like the fake smile you do when you take a professional photo but for my whole body. Fuck

Where did I deny any of that you fucking autist? Learn to read before you smash your fat fingers on your keyboard.

This. I worked my way in to supporting a Dead beat girlfriend, 4 cats, and a house on my own. Health insurance, car insurance, home insurance, school loans, electricity, mortgage, water and waste, monthly food supply, gas for my car, clothes for work,
I make good money and still can’t afford all this. Haven’t had a single ounce of motivation to have sex. I’m exhausted and ready to kill myself at a moments notice.
Shits cash

You can make a low quality woman into a high quality if you stop taking shit like a bitch. You think men in the past gave two fucks about if their mate was of high quality?

>You can make a low quality woman into a high quality

lmao

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I wouldn't take these stories as anything more than something to laugh at. I just think women are boring, nothing that has ever come out of a womans mouth has piqued my interest.

Yes I am autistic.

>based wizard

>You think men in the past gave two fucks about if their mate was of high quality?
That was...ALL they cared about

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