What would you do?

What would you do?
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same thing as him for sure

Run for the boat because as a brit I have no reliable means to defend myself at range from these creatures.

Stop and have a relaxing picnic.

fuck off amerifat at least we can actually run and aren’t weighed down by tons of grease and fat

I Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television,
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life

Mad

wtf you'd die lmfao!

Yeah leg it
On a survival level your wife is done in
On a moral level your wife did herself in by going for the kid and deserves to die
Fuck her

mad that i can walk through a store without needing a motorized scooter?

Maybe the Zombies were just after the delicious egg salad sandwiches and pasta salad he had packed?

If she was a virgin when I met her I would fight and die for her if necessary. If she wasn't I wouldn't even look back while I ran my ass out to the woods.

I can date a girl who isn't a virgin. I might even be able to marry and have kids with her, but I ain't ever dying for some whore that got her hymen busted by someone else.

Why didn't he get his Ar-15 and start shooti... oh wait.

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Why aren't the zombies eating each other
Maybe I could fake it

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ZOMBIES ERE

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holy shit zombies are EPIC!!!

God I hate zombies

Draw my bloody assault knife and start stabbing the wankers one by one. For King and Country!

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BANG!
You're checked.

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How do Bongistani butter their scones?

>Every American is a midwest Walmart shopper
Amazing mind of the average bong

>amerifats allow for weekly mass shootings incase of zombies

lmao

Just think user, there is a zombie inside you RIGHT NOW

What's the deal with these weapon sweeps?

Surely the police don't just raid random homes and confiscate cutlery and bike wheels, right?

Robot uprisings and Soviet Invasions also looming threats.

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Based on absolutely nothing but my own headcannon, it's a program where people can turn in weapons with no questions asked, in return for a few squids knocked off their telly license and annual tithe to the queen.

oi do you have loicense fo ya teeth?

This right here. That 'equality' fucking stings sometimes. Why the fuck would I want to go down with the sinking ship trying to save other people when they're just as able as I am to gtfo? Self-preservation above all else.

Can't wait to find out a couple of months after October 31st

LOL Imagine your 'gob' being banned.

They just go around the parks and bushes in an area where local crims often hide weapons and pick up anything they find in there.

All these knives and bike wheels and shit will be hidden in a bush or something near to where they know criminal activity takes place.

>delicious egg salad sandwiches and pasta salad he had packed

Technically this is how zombies should work according to Resident Evil logic, where their brains are mostly dead apart from a tiny part that is telling them to feed.

It was so fucking Cringe when they did this again on trainspotting 2

I'd probably end up dying in that house because I'd let the kid in and protect both him and my wife buying time for them to escape.

Oh, that makes sense. THanks

cuck

Elaborate please

and seed

>protecting your wife makes you a cuck

Huh?

when hard brexit hits and the boomers go full rage-mode

>when no loicense to fight zombies
>when you forgot to pay your telly tax and coppers come to collect
>when immigrants find out you're brexiteer
>when you posted a hate speech tweet 5 minutes ago
>when it is tea time on the other side of the river
Imagine if I've ever being to UK how many more puns I could come up with?

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not even your wifes son, it's more pathetic than that lmfao cuck

Oh nice

>protecting the weak and innocent makes you a cuck

Okay then

none of those things is a pun you mongoloid

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I would protect or die protecting my wife/gf who I love, like any actual man should. If you run , you are literally a cuck.

>yes m'lady, I will gladly lay down my life for you so you can go and fuck Jerome

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nice reddit spacing

>Amazing mind of the average bong

Not as amazing as the mind of mutts who blindly believe everything they read on the internet and thinks that nobody over here own any firearms.

Fpbp. Gtfo and ditch the bitch if she’s not with the program.

>>protecting the weak and innocent
You're a cuck dude.

Not even though. You actually listen to women bs like "be nice" and "try to be a good person." It's all bullshit and suckers like you eat it up because you are whipped by women into submission with every female enunciation you overhear.

It starts in boyhood, probably an older sister or lack of attention from mommy, then you hit puberty and female attention terrifies you. From there you find a comfortable place listening to the soft voices of women, mostly from a distance, and you learn to buy their subverting your moral core as a man. Then you learn perversion with every stroke and click of your cumbrain.

Now you're a slave to the woman who's really just an unwitting tool of Jewish control. Thus America and western Europe are controlled by Jews and women who will destroy civilization for matriarchy.

Ultimately it's your fault you fucking pussy.

The truth is that lizard brain kicks in and we only want to survive.

Everyone thinks they're a hero until they're put in an unwinnable situation.
Everyone succumbs to torture. We are organisms.

Except nobody there owns firearms, you dolt.

I’m not a Britcuck, if I was I probably would have beat the zambie to death with a lamp or some shit. But since I’m an American I would have shot them upon entering.