Naked Attraction

Oh cunt off you mook, I fucking hate you self hating pricks that turn up in every Brit related thread
I like this show, lots of people like this show, kill yourself

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Naa he's right, shit's fucking disgusting.

TITS & FANNY LADS.

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>human bodies are disgusting
fuck off yank

>human bodies are disgusting

I mean, some of them are.....

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i hate normies so fucking much

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It's literally just cocks and minge lad, you're not American are you by any chance?

wahey

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fpbp

Me on the left.

except the show often goes out of its way to show off the most grotesque excuses for bodies possible

holy shit these spoilers

how can i watch this in the us i'm geoblocked from that link that the other lad posted

thanks!

would far right

Reminder that the host is married to Sue Perkins, who has surprisingly nice tits based on her leaks

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BOO STEPHANIE SUCKS

God, she's insufferable with that obnoxious laugh.

>only 5 episodes this season
THE GODS ARE HARSH!

OY lookat those jigglyjoos and wobbly wonkas OY I'lll be sat at my telly I wol

Hypocrite will never show her fanny

Legit crush on Sue Perkins, she cute

gay

miss me with that fag shit

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Nice looking cock on blue not gay or anything haha

>tall one with the biggest cock is her first choice

shocking

>staring at flaccid cocks to judge size
Women are such a meme

At least there's not a nonbinary, pansexual tranny with a gross vagina this round.

There's leaks of Sue Perkins?
I'm consumed with curiosity

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>she's a footfag

jesus

wtf lmao

green power stance

This is the most degenerate thing I’ve seen

We are in Weimar Republic territory

Are they told to shave or is it personal choice?

Is that the woman that hosts Secret Eaters? That's a REAL British Kino if you ask me

Has she never seen a circumcised penis before?

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It's come as you are

pc
hello child

LADS I NEED A LINK

This or isn't working

This round doesn't even have trannies like usual, this is nothing.

>neckbeard with a mutilated Jew micropenis

Just neck yourself lad

MOMMY

Yes lad

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mommy!

sorry man, your balls are too tight

At least they all have normal genitals, even if they don't always match up with the face or body.

wtf? when does that happen?

>Red has a Joker tattoo

we live in a society

the host is looking fat and haggard these days, she's past it.

same i've been trying and can't find anything

>Capeshit tattoos
Fucking christ

AHAHAHA THE JOKER TATTOO

lol hairless washboard abs confirmed rip
omg the state of his face tho 36 geezer

The 6 naked people all have a feature that the contestant likes. For bisexuals, pansexuals, trannies and other weirdos, the selection of people can get very fucking weird.

See

More often then you'd think.

NOICE

when do we see the naked women?

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

GAMERS RISE UP

based

The fucking STATE of the next chick with her bowlcut lmao

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just positively beaming all through that lads even tho wasn't a partiulcarly strong first quarter for the show was still fucking fun

How does he look so aged at 36? I'm 36 and I don't look like that. Does he bathe in vinegar or something?

She gets naked after whittling it down to the last two. Then the next contestant is a guy so there is (presumably) going to be fannies x6 to come there

She has a nice belly.

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Do women actually find naked men attractive?

he was borderline anorexic, a gangly FREAK

Make Jerk Chicken

You're not racist are you?

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retail management is stressful in this economy.

Some i guess.
The freaks itt make me feel normal.

mental to me aswell desu like i can kinda get being into abs/chest/shoulders/arms but the lower half? fuck off

but the next contestant was a woman, unless she's a lesbian maybe

why is it always the people with the least attractive bodies that are exhibitionists?

Wouldn't it be funny if we all posted our dicks like the show haha guys??

he's probs a heavy smoker

I don't like it!

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BLACKED kino is back on the menu boys

literally me haha

u gay

>he doesn't squat

too spicy
needs mayonnaise

>this is "entertainment" in Bongistan

Wait are you saying the guy on the right is 36? What the fuck?

There is NO WAY, I mean I guess if they have muscles they might be attracted to power but most bodies have to be disgusting to them.

Ok, for those who can't get the first stream to work,this worked for me. It's an app on androidthat you have to install but I am now using Chromecast to cast it to my tv

mobdro.bz/

what a vile whore
shes below a 5 and has this level of confidence

lol
all their faces have been rip this round

>the virgin zoomer vs the chad boomer

>those hands

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>those milkers
>that tummy
I want to sleep there forever,

I swear to God if the second half of this is a guy choosing other guys or trannies I'm gonna flip shit

At least they didn't let this one sing

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ffs

I'm waiting for screenshots....

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yeh lol absolutely state of the disparity. desu tho all these guys are pretty weak as well

Because you'd have to be desperate and fucked in the head to want to put yourself on a show like this. No one would come on this show if they could find people normally by actually being an attractive person.

Everything but the dick

The show's a lot better after the host's leaks came out

This shit is on regular tv where children can watch? You Bongs are fucking weird.

welcome to the sexual marketplace user

This part isn't weird. The weird part is when the trannies come out.

Interesting that all these surveys keep saying women like men who look like men

lad plenty of genuinely attractive people have been on this show lol

Imagine coming on a show like this knowing everyone will see you have roidballs and a weird dick. It really is some bizarro world where the guy on the left probably produces more natural testosterone than the guy on the right, yet looks like that.

It's after their bedtime

That seething fucking Yankoid is here again

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Forgot about this episode

I don't know what's worse: the singing or the dancing

t. dicklet

It's 10pm

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>That c-section scar on the third one

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>Yellow's chebs
oy vey!!!

absolutely gutted that i cant watch this
why is no one simulcasting this like on /lig/

Yes, I too am attracted to trannies

>feel my pecs
the guy barely has any fucking pecs lmao

Pissing look at his eyebrows lmao

yellow is going to win

orange goes next

>The show's a lot better after the host's leaks came out

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!

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only get grimmers on this programme.

I guess the attractive people never get desperate enough to participate in things like this

Edit:
>Yellow's voice

There is something so horrible about watching meat getting cut by scissors to me, I'm mental I know but.

Yeah I could see some Van Damme level ass being pretty sexy its like a bunda but made out of hard muscle, grabbing it as you slide that man inside you must be quite a rush. Plus he thrusts harder.

What about these hands?

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>He's got really nice eyes
HE'S WEARING FUCKING GLASSES YOU DUMB FAT WHORE!
Just admit you only want him because hes tall + big floppy willy!
Fuck I need another whiskey already. Fuck this shit. I hate fucking women.

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red wins

He looks gay af

Based Yorkshireman

M-MOMMY

Has the host of the show got naked? I hate when that doesnt happen im this types of shows

try fucking men then

>sockets not being used are switched off
How do I marry a woman like this

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btfo

does she have a penis?

HIGH PITCHED LADS BTFO
even height cant save you with ur shit tier voices

Holy shit she just destroyed yellow

Somene post the guy this ann is talking abut.

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Oh no no no, so much for the height meme

Nyxi Leon

lmaooooo

Post more

One thing we can count on is British women always get giant round tatazookas at least. God is Emilia Clarke getting them soon? Have mercy.

surely it's red here without a question

hope she takes orange

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That bald cunt looks like a child rapist, no way he's winning.

Ah yes more quality channel 4 entertainment. Can't wait until they get a Owen Jones on next to tell us that Jeremy Corbyn is the messiah and that everyone who voted Brexit is a thicko.

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA HE HAS A LISP!
I feel so much better

Fucking grim bruv

OMFG THE STATE OF THIS GIRL WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
WHAT THE FUCK IS TAHT BODY HAHA

brehs

>calls her vagina "the batcave"
>has a batman symbol on her pubic area

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Horrific

Absolute fucking state of that

>bat cave
Oh for f-

>Would you be requiring the bat-mobile today Master Wayne

Alfred...call DICK GRAYSON

Fuck off, she's perfect as she is.

The absolute state...

>capeshit tattoo right about her pussy
Holy shit, this country is a fucking disaster.

those tattoos are fucking disgusting holy shit

gonna be honest here I would actually smash

>batman tattoo on the mons pubis

Impossibly grim

That fucking spare tyre hanging around her waist!
That's not even thicc that's just fucking gross

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>tattoos

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Fucking hell and she wonders why she can't get a second date lmao

Absolute porker

It's a big OOF from me not going to lie

Lol

ottermode twinks "win" again

omg this 2nd quarter has been amazing what the fuck is her body lmao

THIS IS WHY I NEED ISLAM

Luckily I am in the USA so I can watch someones stream guilt free.

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with this bitch fucking disgusting

post pics yall i can't watch it

Same hips are peng

>batcave
nani

true, a little belly is quite arousing

but that distinct ring of fat? GRIM! Dial down the calories sweaty x

Usually I don't see a racial disparity in willy length on this show

this guy is sub-80 IQ lmao

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>I saw that dress, I don't like it
This dude is based.

He's a northerner

Why do chubby girls make me so diamonds?

This is the programming your government is paying for? No wonder your taxes are so high.

There was another in that round and got voted off first and was the most ripped

Oh shit he is actually going for it after the one night stand. Fair play, you degenerate weirdo

channel 4? nope

In 20 years he'll be Norf FC personified

>luvs me teas
>luvs me lager
>luvs me pub
>luvs me batcave
>simple as

Did you not notice the 10 minutes of adverts you beefball, this isn't the BBC

i want half hour of my life back you cunts. that was shite.

Son...

The thought of dating someone who has a batman tattoo right above her pussy is mind-boggling.

I think 2 and 5 swapped heads

You can see the regret in his face

What the fuck? Is this the first pair that have actually hooked up beyond a one night stand?

rmb that one last season where the girl was really upset she just got pumped and dumped lmao

Your T level is maximum

Pics of the host

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What are you fucking gay?

The real depressing thought is that there's only more downhill to go after this.

It's best when the guy just refuses to turn up for the interview and she has to sit there on her tod

lido means pool in British?

Am I the only American who didn't know this?

why do your women have such weird pubas areas?

You have low standards because you yourself are unattractive.

What are you on about?

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thanks, baby!

not funded by the government. It is commercially funded, independent and profitable - but it is owned by the government.

it's the italian word for beach you gremlin

It's a public outdoor pool specifically

uhjfbaifuaywbdfujiawn stahp

Bongs have all sorts of weird slang. I'm still confused by cockney rhyming.

>it's a lesbian episode

FUCK YES

corrrrrrPENG

HOLY fuck most Brighton woman ever!

>no batcave tattoo
dropped

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>artist
strap yourselves in lads we're in for it now

nice body, degenerate hair

>I want to fuck women who want to fuck women
>better make myself look like a man ;)

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>"""""artist""""""
MEN AND P*NISES ARE CANCELLED

a lipstick lesbian... this'll be a disaster...

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fuuuuuaaaark

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MORE

imagine being this girl's father

you mean perfect body

>experimentalist virgin
woo

Holy fuck what the fuck is wrong with Brits. Even pornstars in America and incels wouldnt go on this show

her presentation is so fuckikng awful awful haricut clothes teeh everything

>Frinton
nice someone from my area

I think we all know that this girl never knew her father

>lesbian episode

YESSSSS

How did she think that haircut was ok to bring on television?

lads I can hear my gf brapping in the bathroom this very moment

her tits are literally perfect

They appear to have got the wrong show and put a literal fucking whale in the yellow pod

nope you have bad taste in tits. best are bigger and that point up

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2 of these whales you can't even see their vadge ffs

Jesus christ if she picks one of the landwhales I will lose it lmao

tattoos or obesity, take your pick

you only get ugly, retarded, old or otherwise desperate people going on it as far as I can tell

>the two that are so fat you can't even see their pussies

>studs

Fucking dopped

sauce me up dude

wtf lads. Think I've watched too much porn, all these bodies seem so repulsive to me. Should I start nofap?

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pink > blue > red > green >>> yellow >>>>> orange

In fairness, it takes peak degenerates to even go on a show like this. Of course they're all going to be garbage fires.

I DON'T WANT IT
I JUST NEED IT

someone posted it last night. he never gave sauce

It's a queef from Tyrone's BBC causing a vacuum in her fanny

these are all clapped beyond reason

you just need to get more degenerate

I'm actually a thigh guy

blue is kino

>clothes

I SWEAR TO FUCK IF THEY MAKE HER KEEP ORANGE OR YELLOW FOR DIVERISTY

>yellow
>elmo tattoo

nice minus the metal in her tits and face

I'd prefer it if only one were pierced but pierced nips are absolute kino
>nipple piercings showing through tight clothing
Guh

>artistic differences
lol

TOTAL FREAK SHOW.
Jesus... Kill all of them with fire.

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She got SO lucky that red's face is all fucked

Haha, there aren't any black people in England. Right, Britbros....?

nofap is retarded. Just cool it with the porn for a bit.

red fucking hell

this is a hellscape

>pierced
>perfect
you mean damaged

The fucking STATE of these hags

She has to pretend that she likes fat women so she doesn't get bullied on Twitter

She ate a kid

One she binned off looked like an even more cracked out Marilyn Manson

>she kept yellow and orange
Jesus christ, she's completely lost it

literally same body as my gf

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Goddamnit I want a British mummy to plant her hairy twat on my face

>yellow's tits

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I'm a hips guys myself

>yellow
>nooooooooooooooooooooooo

the state of these whales

Repulsive

It's a ComerZZ from PornHub
pornhub.com/model/comerzz

this show only seems to attract the most unattractive, bottom of the barrel lower class swine (as indicated by the propensity for tats, obesity and mental illness) so there'd be something wrong with you if did find these bodies attractive

>orange and yellow

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Yellow has one of the saddest looking chests I've seen. Please get her out of my fucking sight already.

What happens if I hit his face?

comerzz on pornhub

jesus fucking christ imagine getting this goddamn fat and not seeing the problem

probably putting on an act so as not to be seen to be 'fat shaming', surely only fetishists could find those two attractive

nice

Yellow and orange look like sump wrestlers

>all this touching
wtf?

sans piercings

got rid of the best tits? what madness is this

>yellow and orange

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She talks like shes got a mental age of about 7

imagine how mentally ill you would have to be to be attracted to those hogs

Why is this making me hard, all of them are disgusting

I need to see some mask posts desu

what is this travesty of a show

>chucking pink
MENTALIST

>not removing the disgusting whales

How fat is too fat?

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Orange is a fetish

Yellow is God's greatest mistake

She picks fucking pink

I'd give Rachel a drop desu

>STILL keeping Yellow and orange
Jesus fucking christ this shit in unsalvageable

She's going for the fatties isn't she lmao

>boots the only shaggable one

section this fucking nut-job pronto

yeah lets get the Only decent pair of tits out fuck off horse teeth dykelet

"I've never had a girlfriend before either"

>yellow and orange still here

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this show is making me question my whole world view. maybe censorship is for the best

i hate this fucking shoop, stop posting this shit

>How fat is too fat?
About 30% of yellow

No, so as not to be seen as "body shaming", she's obliged to keep one of them for the final two then pick the one she actually wants

OH NO SHE'S GONNA PICK YELLOW OR ORANGE

I can't even imagine how awkward this bitch's body is.

true, it's unbearable

LOOK AT HER FUCKING HAIR OF COURSE SHE ISN'T GOING TO GET RID OF THE FATTIES

pp stiff

Am I weird for thinking all of these look horrific and if it were me I would just walk out?

>select your fighter

Soon you wont have to, that's the real struggle

Is that the lezzy from “great British baking show”?
t. American

POST PICTURES GOD DAMMIT I WANNA SEE WHATS GOING ON

No, that just means you are still capable of having dignity.

I would in a New York minute

UK Government Investments is a company owned by the Government of the United Kingdom which combines the former functions of the Shareholder Executive and UK Financial Investments. UKGI manages a portfolio of 27 businesses including majority-owned banks, Channel 4 and Ordnance Survey.

why is a chimp attack victim doing a shampoo commercial

no lmao

Meh, green is the last viable one

when I see a girl with big hips I get super horny

Wtf is that monster in the pantene commercial? Also bong ads suck

>Pantene exploiting victims of acid attacks for commercial gain
bring on the nukes

>implying they wont just keep cherry picking the fitties from last season

inb4 yellow has a beard

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YELLOW IS A FUCKING DISGRACE HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK ANYONE WOULD PICK HER?????

OH SHIT GREEN FOR DAAAAAAYS

me in the pink

For me it's green

KILL THEM ALL

holy shit lmao
>an investment company is paid for by taxs
give your brain a wobble

Blue seems like she hates her, and rightly so

the rest or hideous

>yellow

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Into the trash with all of them

She's going to pick one of the land whales for sure

They don't pay for it though, you retarded Ameriwog.

yellow looks like Nick Frost

>how to dance as a woman:
>move hips left
>move hips right
>repeat until song is over
>OPTIONAL: occasionally raise arms to face/head

>orange
>pin-up

Holy shit, yellow is a disaster in every aspect. Blue is alright.

>intimidated by green
She's going to drop her, I know it

what body types are these?

WHY DO FAT DYKES ALWAYS WEAR ROSE TINTED GLASSES IS THAT HOW THEY LIVE WITH THEMSELVES?

Green has her faults but she's by far the best here

I love how every NA thread on here attracts seething Yanks desperate to be noticed by Brits.

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Why is yellow smiling? She is seriously unwell, she's killing herself with food

kek

bLUE??!?!?!?!?

I suddenly remember who she reminds me of!

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whjat wer we going to do if she actually picks yellow

Paid the toll and got acid thrown in her face by the ape. Now she's held up as some sort of women's icon despite being a moronic coalburner.

Yeah, Green is the best. Yellow and orange are actually repulsive.

Based Bradley poster

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPETY DO
Yellow is a fucking land whale

Man the 'poons

I've no words

>can add a few years to your life if practiced regularly

well, looks like I'm dying young

No, we just like laughing at your uggos.

Pink clearly born in zero-G environment

>pretending the talking round holds any weight

>OI THESE NAIKED DOIKES LOOK LIKE ME SISTERS
this is the most autistic shit ive ever watched

>stands out in a crowd

Yeah no shit you fucking behemoth

Bahahaha, holy fuck how is yellow acceptable to any breathing person?

Yellow's posture and proportions are just fucked, morbid obesity aside.

>That lineup

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>stand out in a crowd
not in a good way though you beached whale

>my eyes change colour
Fuck off.

DUMP THE FATTIES

we all know she's going to pick green but can you imagine if she acutally picked yellow lmao

>yellow and green in the final
>she picks green

Like clockwork, can't be fat-shaming the obese monstrocities

There should be a special round of this show called "Tens Round" in which they only have attractive people as a nice change from the parade of deviant mutant humanity on show the rest of the time

Prease post picturr

Did anyone ever find out who she is?

Built like a bouncer

How the fuck does orange manage to look worse with fucking clothes on lmao

>Yellow made it to the fucking final two
What a fucking disaster

They're genuinely pathetic people.

SHES GOING TO DO IT

She's gonna pick yellow

Green is pretty smashable. I'd do tht

Could go super saiyan.

Attractive people don't need to put themselves on this carnival freak show to meet people.

wtf her body isnt' too bad

She ain't gonna pick the fat fuck come on now
Be serious

That fucking hunch tho
Could rest my bottle of Aldi cider on that

She was a kraut I remember that much.

I like how you literally can't remove them because they're fat

You can do it if they have a high pitched voice or short or whatever but you can never say "they're fat"

My wife.

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Chooser or chosen? How could you spend more than a second choosing with that there

nice tits desu

dem hairy legs tho

>that's my sisters name
GREEN IT IS

>That's my sister's name!
Smooth

Picker is the be-
>hairy legs
Aarrgh

Of course not, it's like pic related. You have to keep the novelty act under the guise of diversity.

But we all know who's getting picked.

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im gonna barf ive had it

>haven't had a girlfriend
well there's a shocker

Honestly, her body is better than I was expecting, but too bad she looks like an actual retard from the neck up. Also, the hairy legs are a bit much

>none of these dykes are even real
Top lel

>all those lesbian virgins
cringe

>But we all know who's getting picked.
the guy in the wheelchair?

> majority owned banks
> massive bail out
> sold back at a loss to the public
> most profitable assets stripped
yeah government investment

Her legs are tremendously disgusting

uhhhh yeah it was the experience and not because yellow was a fucking mountain

No, the ripped black guy with the massive cock.

You really don't 'get' women do you

I'd show her the rope bro

Is it not a bit tasteless how she's bascially saying she only wants a partner to teach hew how to shag?

Imagine if it was a guy lmao, would be quite epic really

>tfw you've slept with as many women as these """lesbians"""

SATAN WORSHIPERS ALL OF THEM

She's ben on two editions. Got picked on the Brit version, but not on the German version.

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But a lot of attractive people are attention-seeking sluts

>louis vuitton tattoos

looks like a crackhead to boot

it's over for this lot

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