HADES IS THE GOD OF DEATH, THAT MEANS THAT HE'S THE BAD GUY!

Disney, childproofing and sanitizing fairy tales?
Frankly I find that a hard pill to swallow.

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He's the god of the underworld or god of the dead, not death. There is a difference. He is not grim reaper, he is not in control of people's lives. He merely oversee's their ghosts. He is not evil in really any greek story. As everyone dies. Zeus plays villain more. The Greeks knew story telling and knew that Hades was creepy and feared and used these elements in a form of subversion and tension. That while most mortals fear dying, Hades didn't threaten them with it.

Zeus and Poseidon were chronic rapists and murderers. Hades just wanted to be with his waifu and doggo.

>its okay because he only kidnapped a bitch and nearly caused an ice age

>Hades just wanted to be with his waifu and doggo.
Hades kidnapped Persephone and let her only return to her mother once a year.
In that way Hades is much worse than Zeus and Poseidon that rape women once and then leaves them alone. Hades kidnaps a woman and then proceeds to rape her for every single day for the rest of her life.

>IQ =/= iq
lmao...

Disney's Hercules didn't go for accuracy?!

Based incel Hades.

>Virgin Snowniggers Gods
>get fucked by horses and suck cum off dead bodies' cocks

>Chad Greek Gods
>turn into white bulls, rape roasties and kidnap bitches

>let her only return to her mother once a year.
Other way around. She stayed with her mother on Olympus for most of the year, and just returned to Hades for part of the year, which was the explanation for why there were seasons. Keep in mind that in the med winters are pretty short and mild compared to northern latitudes.

The ONLY reason Hades isn't seen as a dick like Zeus is because he wasn't seen at all.
The Greeks were ducking mortified of the dude. They didn't even dare to make art or write stories lest they prick his ears. So you don't see him pulling any of the same antics like raping and punishing the wrong people for some minor transgression. Because he was too terrifying for that.
He wasn't Satan, but that doesn't make him a chill dude either.

>doggo
retarded imgureddit fucking shit

Reminder that in GOW that Zeus did absolutely nothing wrong! Kratos is just a big faggot dindu

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actually there are plenty of biological organisms out there that don't feel fear at all

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Didn't he open the movie with trying to murder a baby?

>HADES IS JAMES WOODS, THAT MEANS THAT HE'S THE BAD GUY!
I think it works better this way.

Why was he such a bro?

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hello Doug WALKER

I... am a son of Hades

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go away Douge

lmao didn't he btfo a tranny kid?

why would you assume that an animated children's film has anything to do with the intelligence of the majority of Americans, especially when the character and story was adapted by hollywood jews?

Because he is upset that his country is nothing more than a burgerland vassal state.

What a based and brave opinion

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COME ON!

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its because all sharts are retarded evangelical protestants who cannnot and will not allow for any cultural interpretation of Greek history

Hades = rules the underworld (in Greek mythology)
Satan = rules Hell (in Christianity)

therefore
Hades = Satan

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BLACK GUY, WOMAN
GET IN HERE, GET IN COSTUME
I'VE SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY

Holy shit, you're all mouth breathing degenetates

Seething

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He is Chad incarnate! Stealing the flame from the Brad gods and giving it to us virgin mortals

Lmao, she wanted to stay. She only agreed to go because Demetre was being a bitch about it and didn't let the plants grow until she did.

Show me a single organism besides humans that fears death. Remind yourself that death is an entirely human concept

>They didn't even dare to make art or write stories lest they prick his ears
Well that's not really true. Some of the most famous Greek legends involved Hades and his interactions with Heracles and Orpheus.
>that doesn't make him a chill dude either.
He actually is frequently portrayed as a god who chills in the underground and doesn't bother mortals. His primary duty was to be judge of dead souls, so Greeks mostly saw him as a just and righteous god.

Hades asked Zeus, Persephone's father, for permission to marry her. The whole kidnapping thing was part of the ancient Greek wedding ritual. Demeter doesn't get a say in it because women didn't get a say in marriage ancient Greek society. Persephone and Hades got along well.

Hades is only recorded trying fuck people up if they try to cheat death or try to steal his waifu. He took his job seriously.

Only dumb ass English Teachers, SJWs, or that Percy Jackson shit try to spin Hades as an asshole.

>HADES: *exists*
>Stephen King: The HADES wasn’t sick. The HADES wasn’t sleeping. The HADES was dead.

You do realize this is a cartoon made for little kids and not a historical documentary, right?

what the fuck are you trying to say. FEAR isn't a human concept. The Deer and the human have analogous hormones pumping though their veins when being chased down. They fear what is about to happen to them and what is about to happen is death. Death is not a human concept. Chimps can mourn. Elephants can mourn.

Pigs.

Hades was, unironically, a "nice guy" that had to trick his nephew (who he had a crush to) by drugging her with a fucking fruit so that she wanted to stay with him.
Meanwhile his younger brothers were chads that just fucked whatever god or mortal they pleased, sometimes without consent like that time Poseidon raped Medusa when she wasn't a gorgon.

Dolphins have been known to an hero if their partner dies

Medusa was turned into a monster by Athena right after being raped by Poseidon because they had sex on her sacred temple.
The reasoning of the goddess of wisdom was that since she could not punish her uncle, she might as well punish that random chick that god Big Olympian Cock against her will.

The 13th is fucking shit

>historical
user...

Hades was the God of the Underworld
Thanatos was the God of Death

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HERBIVORES GOOD

CARNIVORES EVIL

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