New AVGN episode is out and it's shit! I don't know why I keep watching his videos. The last good episode was Metal Gear and that came out in 2009!
New AVGN episode is out and it's shit! I don't know why I keep watching his videos...
Caleb Morris
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Matthew Stewart
I remember getting tired of his shtick in 2010, people actually still watch him?
Easton Torres
Well they are written by the fatties now and James just show up to perform their script.
Parker Lopez
Wow that was actually pretty bad
Hunter Davis
>yet another episode that’s worse than the last
How much fucking lower can he go?
Jacob Lopez
Is it worse than the last one with Gilbert Gottfried? I find that hard to imagine.
Matthew Diaz
Are there any shoehorned celebrities in this one?
Logan Rodriguez
nah but its bad
no
Wyatt Turner
>compares Chex to Pepsi man
>shows how a couple of guys with low budget but strong passion can make a better product than a big corporation
>this is basically the story of AVGN
Honestly makes me sad
Thomas Bailey
Sponsored by R&B singer Ray J
Henry Powell
Mike is definitely helping with the script
You can clearly spot his jokes in the previous episode
They are a mixture of dry as fuck delivery while being childish
Keiran stuff is also noticeable but his input is mostly post-production stuff
Austin Nelson
I thought it was pretty good.
Cooper Adams
Samuel Howard
>New AVGN Vid
>Immediately check /tv for threads shitting on James (Deservedly so)
>Thread sliding and facing certain deleting
Not even worth the commentary around his failing channel anymore.
Juan Price
Yep and i love the rental reviews too.
Ryder Russell
no time to shitpost. muh kids need me.
Jeremiah Harris
Mike hasn't written a full AVGN episode since Kid Kool in 2011. He doesn't write AVGN at all anymore. He streams on Twitch. Mike wrote a lot prior to episode 100.
Mason Baker
What makes you think that? they both have the same humor. how could you even tell... stop being a faggot, faggot.
Evan Bell
kill yourselves. this wasnt a good episode, but it was in no way worse than the last few.
Blake Bailey
AVGN is like the new Simpsons. Originally groundbreaking and an all time classic now run-into-the-ground with the original writers barely contributing anymore.
John Thomas
It was a good enough episode.. stop being a zoomer bitch.
Oliver Brown
>good enough
>actually liking modern avgn
kys zoomer. this shit is fucking garbage.
Camden Fisher
yea it was good enough. it wasnt great, but there are people that actually think it was worse than the last few.
Evan Martin
Mike Mattei is the only funny one and, yes, his penis is huge. If James let him write more it’d be another golden age of the show, but whatever, Mike is too busy fucking Erin with his giant penis to care. He also has an incredibly popular twitch channel so he’s doing even better than James. Plus he’s fucking Erin whenever he wants, he’s basically living the dream.
Gavin Diaz
Eata dick zoomer faggot.
Not gonna dispute that.
Lincoln Watson
his last episode was funny as fuck, but that's mostly due to the retarded game and co host.
Parker Foster
Logan Wright
mike is living the dream while james gets controlled by the fatties and his fat wife kek
Julian Allen
Shut the fuck up bootsy. Stop being a bitch just because mike and james ghosted you for being a faggot.
Hudson Hill
Mike found the game so really it was his work that made it funny. Pretty amazing how he’s able to do his streams, help James so much, and have a girlfriend too.
William Torres
BASED KIERAN PLAYING THE GAMES BECAUSE JIMMY WON'T
Thomas Hall
I do miss back when it was only James and Mike writing the episodes.Some of the new ones are okay, but the show does have a different feel now.
I can't blame Mike for (mostly) leaving Cinemassacre. He has to almost beat James to get any response out of him with their Lets Plays.
Mike "Hey James I spent a week trying to beat this really hard game on Twitch so that I could come prepared when we film and so that we don't look like absolute assholes. Think you can pretend you're interested for 15 minutes since your YouTube channel and family depend on it?"
James "Hmmm MMmm Hmm Yeaaaa Hmm"
Mason Ross
>has access to talented celebrities
>somehow manages to make it more boring than his regular videos
Alexander Jones
>vidya
>drinking
>fuck GF
>watch cartoons
>repeat
Pretty amazing when you think about it how Mike is a 38 year old man successfully living the life of an 18 year old.
Camden Roberts
Parker Lee
comfy af
Asher Price
I DISAGREE THE LAST GOOD ONE WAS THE BLACK TIGER EPISODE HIS GUEST WAS REALLY FUNNY
Isaiah Myers
Bootsy and his gang of incels. Has Bootsy EVER been spotted with a woman? Or do you think his height is a problem
Adam Powell
pretty sure hes gay
Jason Richardson
Well he IS a huge Hillary Rodham Clinton fanatic..
Isaac Fisher
The brutal Chex part was kinda amusing. But the rest was really boring, it was like just watching the LGR review of the same game
Why do I still watch this.
Christopher Bennett
ITT: the cinemassacre truth Reddit fag
Christopher Nguyen
went to be a bit too political was the reason. that shit is toxic. as you all know....
Isaac Brown
>rental reviews
Disgusting.
Cooper King
Can I get a source on this? I was planning to jerk off to the idea of Mike fucking Erin but this looks better.
Alexander Gomez
Mike is indeed a based mother fucker. But he is one pregnancy away from ruining it.
Zachary Gray
There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying the company of men.
Logan Lee
wrong
the last good one was for earthbound
Jonathan Phillips
Except its actually good for a change.
Ayden Baker
Chex Quest huh? What's next Math Blaster?
Henry Parker
Ethan Flores
His twitch streams get a couple hundred viewers at most. Mike is still living off of a Cinemassacre salary.
Aiden Sullivan
Man, I'm rewatching Dream Phone right now. I love Board James
Austin Long
I think he wraps it up and has Erin on birth control.
Levi Martinez
Board James is so much better than AVGN. Bootsy was fantastic, just wish he didn't get into the whole edgy plot and kept it back to shit like Key to the Kingdom, Tornado Rex, and such. Though the Family Matters/Full House was awesome, along with a lot of the board games they played later like Dream Phone, 13 Dead End Dr., and Nightmare.
Adrian Hughes
No he’s not. He’s doing really well, how do you think he affords all those games?
Jose Jenkins
yea, there isn't much else to say really
Evan Lee
pathetic
Mason Clark
yeah it was hilarious
Asher Morgan
funny enough LGR's review of this is why I discovered him
Benjamin James
Donations.
Luke Ward
Jaxson Brown
I tried watching his Gilbert Gottfried video, but stopped after a couple of minutes. The AVGN died in 2011.
Robert Brooks
>dude I fucking hate recent AVGN but I keep watching anyway
Colton Barnes
this but ironically
David Harris
what the fuck is wrong with you
Jonathan Morris
Evan Miller
Yes, amazing how he can do one tenth the work of the average person.
Carson Williams
Robert Torres
Mike wrote most of the classic and best episodes, though.
Luke Sanchez
Amazing maybe if you are a NEET incel.
Leo Torres
Parker Taylor
They look like men, dude, don't do this to yourself.
Carter Bennett
lotta good genes there
Sebastian Walker
>The last good episode was Metal Gear and that came out in 2009!
Yeah, Action 52, Star Wars, Pong Consoles, Street Fighter 2010, Tiger Electronic Games, Big Rigs etc. are such bad episodes!
Nathan Turner
Jaxson Thomas
bottom left is and always will be super cute
Julian Rogers
can you stop being a faggot please
Ayden Watson
Oh good. Someone else acknowledges Tiger Electronics as being kino.
Isaac Ward
Every hardware episode is kino except that Sega Slapstick one.
Cameron Miller
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Jack Bailey
AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Colton Morgan
this meme isnt even funny
David Jenkins
>t. James
Julian Gomez
in the arms of the angel
fly away from here
Carson Garcia
MetalJesusRocks>AVGN>LGR>PushingRoses>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reddit letter media
Asher Moore
they were still decent, with a few great ones, up till 2015 when he stopped writing and editing the episodes himself
Jason Harris
Seaman is absolute kino if you manage to ignore
>FOR NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMOY.
Josiah Sullivan
AVGN has gone downhill since 2013. Change my mind.
Samuel Perry
This is so fucking onions
Camden King
Colton Barnes
>only James can not find that meme funny
It really isn't funny, though.
Justin Lopez
This was his best episode of the year.
Jose Roberts
William Watson
2014. It was all great up to Desert Bus.
Cameron Wilson
She's ugly, the anime hair is tricking Mike's huge cock
Luis White
we gotta go back
Robert Torres
William Turner
chex quest was actually a good game though fuck this retarded faggot
Jason Hall
you can shut up now
Ryder Richardson
Thats what he says tho, that the game is actually good
Brody Evans
Carter Rivera
James Allen
He should come back for Monster Madness.
Ryan Ortiz
Gabriel Wright
it was ok.
you could tell james probably fucked off in the middle of production and let his drones finish the second half of the episode
Aaron Peterson
I almost forgot about that one week fidget spinners were a thing. What was their purpose again?
Jaxon Thomas
Joseph Carter
Autism/ADHD treatment, I'm serious
Kevin Rodriguez
Make ball bearings appealing for a mass audience.
Hunter Hill
cringe
Eli Martinez
a couple independent but untalented kids on twitch and youtube stole his act, so sad
Matthew Foster
Colton Cook
Uncanny Megan.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Erin is a lucky girl, imagine getting pleasured by Mike’s huge dick on the reg. I have a feeling he’s really good at foreplay too, thanks to years of video games improving his finger control. Yeah, Mike is pretty sweet.
Alexander Walker
All Bob Chipman posts are cursed images
Nicholas Garcia
god the snes is so fucking ugly you would think it was an aircon accessory
Grayson Butler
You expect any kind of big effort when he has young children and a wife? Nobody else has that.
Jeremiah Torres
Henry Torres
Is there any big vidya tuber who isn't a total cuck?
Leo Moore
>"Hey user..."
Luis Mitchell
The footage for the Chex episode was recorded by Kieran from the Rental Review videos. This may seem terrible but what is the difference? James had been using Mike's gameplay since the very early episodes of AVGN in many occasions.
Henry Stewart
>t. James
Benjamin Price
epic response bro
Justin Gutierrez
He will never be back. Also James fired
Kyle
Jonathan Ramirez
Mike used to record the gameplay in the old episodes. Same old shit. We know James doesn’t always play the games.
Jayden Mitchell
and now he does literally nothing besides show up and read the script
Julian Lopez
Was she the savior? The TRUE AVGN?
Logan Cook
>DUDE I HATE THIS
>DUDE REMEMBER THE 00s?!?
>DUDE REMEMBER OLD YOUTUBE
boomers are shit
Elijah Lewis
Oney
Liam Lewis
James used to record at least half the gameplay. While the other half was recorded by Mike. They worked on the episodes together usually. Some episodes were entirely written by Mike. But I would say most were a joint effort between both of them. Then Mike left to do live streaming and shortly after Screenwave stepped in. This difference is that James now plays NONE of the game where he used to play some of it. Even if Mike was doing the heavy lifting with the gameplay.
William Stewart
Says the guy still using a 2018 meme.
Lucas Russell
Christian Perez
The fat dude in the star wars santa hat? What the fuck
Xavier Jones
Watching new avgn is like seeing an old boxing champ come out of retirement and get his brain bashed in a few more times. It's sad
Nathaniel Sanders
Compare the old soulful gang with the chucklefucks that took over the channel, why did everything have to go so horribly wrong
Jaxon Reyes
Dude has a cult fanbase
Landon Morgan
Because James is /ourguy/.
Reminder he got a comedy God on his show while RLM embarrassingly scrambled to get Fatton Fag.
Austin Fisher
>people still watching AVGN
Honestly would rather watch Boogie, DSP or Wings at this point
Josiah Rogers
DO YOU HAVE THAT GAME CALLED "MINEY CRAFTA"?
Michael Rogers
Its said that sociopaths surround themselves with people of low status in order to make themselves look that much better. Take a look at Mike Matei in this clip with that in mind.
Jason Wilson
Michael Brooks
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jaxon Lopez
Boogie is undiluted cancer, dsp is so pathetic that he circles back and becomes based though.
Parker Sullivan
Mason Robinson
>Boogie
PAY FOR MY TESLA
Jonathan Davis
What happened to 8-bit mickey?
Camden Clark
I like the rental reviews.
But yeah the last AVGN with that annoying Jewish guy wasn't funny at all.
Dylan Reyes
>Yea Forums meetup 2019
James Brown
Ryan Young
PAY FOR MY WEIRD AS FUCK TEETH.
Christopher Parker
>illegal mexican gf
Nah bro she gets fucked by Paco everytime she goes visit her mamá
Levi Young
Holy shit lol
Jayden Butler
Holy Crap, just watching it. This is so far much better than that black tiger shit!
BREAKFAST IS RUINED
Nolan Baker
I hate that guy
Jose Cook
Screw the hair
I will donate to the james neck fat removal fund so he has a sharp jawline
Nathaniel Perry
I've got something even better.
Ian Thompson
manlet bootsy tried writing a love song to erin so he could steal her from mike just like he did was claire. So, the manlet literally stalked erin on her way to mcdonalds and pulled out a guitar to try and enchant her. (think this is too weird for him to do? check out what he does when he meets celebrities(pic)) By the time bootsy was done playing his gya little song, erin cut him off and said "sorry, but you are literally shorter than my boyfriends cock. it would be like dating post op trannie" Bootsy did not bother saying anything back. Delusion thecinemassacretruth fans will say its because he has calm nature, but its really that hes too scare, of a girl LOL.
He went home and uploaded the song to his twitter as "anonymous love letter"; leaving out the erin context. The song only got 3 downloads and the onlu ckmment read "bootsy, i love ya, but im not paying your music". The manlet proceed to delete this song off his twitter. At 3 am that night, he messaged mike "im sorry" to which mike read on stream and had a confused look to his face.
Tyler Long
No. It's on par. It isn't great but it isn't offensive or anything. The problem is he's apparently run out of games from his actual childhood to tell stories about. But he could at least do more games he remembers being around though not getting into at the time, like the Tomb Raider one.
Jose Thomas
Why did he fire Kyle?
Bentley White
10
INCHES
Carter Peterson
AAAASSSSSS
Colton Garcia
I would make love to the pink qt all day, every day
Alexander Anderson
AAAASSSSSSS
Isaiah Turner
seaman is one of my favorites
Josiah Barnes
NOT NOW TURD-ONION
Anthony Bennett
Blake Ortiz
sorry ladies he's TAKEN!
Kayden Johnson
It can't be that bad. I'm gonna watch it right now and see if Yea Forums is bitching over nothing.
I hope that's not true.
Justin Phillips
that was a year ago already?
fuck me
based LGR standing up for his transgender waifu PushingUpRoses
Easton Morales
It sounds like he's trying to do these videos in one take.
Ayden Turner
Joseph Rivera
last I heard he was with Channel Awesome, that was several years ago after Game Heroes fell through
Robert Allen
This is just describing things in the game and making some small jokes. It's the only video I've seen of his that I wasn't entertained. Haven't watched his new stuff.
doki doki desu.
Jeremiah Wilson
LOL
Isaac Bailey
What's the point of the video ? The game is not even bad
Ryder Thomas
ever notice how Mike wants to fuck James? watch any james and mike monday to see
Jeremiah Hill
This was so lame.
What would he even upload that shit?
Anthony Taylor
This episode was pretty good. Feels a lot more like older AVGN than his recent stuff. Why would you lie to me, Yea Forums?
Parker Lewis
I stopped after Earthbound because I thought that was the end....
I tried to watch the Gilbert Godfried episode...it was fucking painful.
Ian Parker
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
David Reed
Based Mike
John Phillips
>mfw no time
Wyatt Sullivan
Ryder Rodriguez
why does Jame's wife look deeply dissatisfied or unhappy in every picture she shares with him?
Not even meming, if he's in the shot she looks like she wishes he wasn't there.
Ian Hernandez
the monster madnesses are comfy each year
John Edwards
Just women being women and constantly asking themselves...could I do better?
Nolan Murphy
>ywn have a wife, children, successful career, or home of your own
How does one achieve this while not being a normalfag?
Wyatt Gomez
why ask the question when you already know the answer
Easton White
thanks for clarifying mike
Isaiah Brown
checked
>my daddy is a policeman
>my daddy is a doctor
>what does your daddy do?
>he talks about video games on youtube
James Watson
Skateboarding isnt as popular as it once was, but there was still a large back stock of bearings to get rid of. Genius marketing honestly.
Joshua Jenkins
Yeah, I don't know what people are talking. This was a marked improvement over the last episode.
Juan Ross
Wow, we get a semi good episode every two years now, while back before 2010 he pumped out pure gold every two weeks.
Sebastian Ortiz
You still watch it because you care to admit it or not every third or so episode is golden. Pepsi Man. Home Alone Games. EarthBound. He's still got the magic as long as it's a game he actually played and cares about reviewing.
Dylan Peterson
I think mike helped a lot on those episodes, too. He WASN’T pepsimanthough, because his dick was too big for the suit. Erin knows what I’m talking about.
Lucas Martin
Those may be good compared to other recent episodes, but his old stuff is in another league.