Was it autism?
Was it autism?
>WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN DROID ATTACK ON THE FUCKING WOOKIEES?!
geez calm down
is he dead in this pic? why is he a ghost
Reminder this dude was waist deep in pussy bout 24/7
>obi wan says they cannot afford to lose the planet as though it has some sort of strategic importance
>it’s just some backwater pre-industrial shithole
it's location made it a major navigational point
your mom is a major navigational point
He died because he has a dick on his head
It's a hologram, kinda like 9/11
No it's not. It's a Midrim back water in the middle of nowhere completely removed from major hyperspace lanes.
oh
then they don't really have a good reason to go defend it
do you think he put his long head into it?
the Jedi's humanitarian shenanigans are why the war dragged on for so long
they could have slapped the CIS in months if they had just invaded all their major staging points immediately instead of dicking around on placed like Kashyyyk and Ryloth
Did all the Jedi carry chairs with the exact same dimensions of the council chairs everywhere they went?
ok but in that case why did the cis attack kashyyk?
Wookiee slave labor probably
They're racist.
>tfw when you know your way around the perlemian trade route better than a human vagina
Cookies are physically one of the strongest and dumbest races which makes them easy to capture and used for manual labor
What bothers me is that a group of emotionless monks who meditate all day were placed in the position of running a war and commanding an army of millions, when all they’ve been trained to do is protect their virginity and move things with their mind
they have literal robots for that though
i'm going with this.
Why would they need slave labor that can rebel when they can just as easily manufacture thousands of robots instead?
that was the point of that war
>Cookies
Hahaha cookies. I bet you meant to type wookies. Hahaha. Classic
all their robots were being sent to the front lines to hold off enemy troops, they probably didn't have many raw materials to spare by that point, it was late in the war
Those robots don't come for free
They had to because the Wookies had incriminating photos of the jedi council with the younglings.
So instead they waste them instead trying to capture slaves that shoot back and most likely lose thousands more robots in the process? They would hardly get back the amount of labor they lost
Pretty sure it was just about distracting the Jedi while Palpatine fucks up Windu and converts Anakin to the Dark side
Sheev was also in that club
Wait, they didn't even bother to at least put Kashyyyk on the map somewhere where it would be relevant? Then why DID the robots attack it, and why did the Republic need to defend it so bad they had to send Yoda away
>the Jedi's humanitarian shenanigans are why the war dragged on for so long
The war dragged on so long because both the Republic and CIS were being controlled by the same puppetmaster, no?
as for why it was attacked, I believe in this guys theory The jedi probably protected it because of their autistic "muh allies"
He had a secret Wookiee pedo ring
Maybe wookie sex slaves are an expensive commodity with which they were funding their war efffort, or their fur is a prized fashion commodity on some backwater shithole or their thyroid gland contains a potent narcotic; not all slaves are sold for pure physical labour.
It's canonical that non-shit robots are expensive as fuck and can't be properly trained or manufactured.
A daily reminder that Emperor Palpatine was based and /ourguy/
can relate user, been a fan since I was like 5
You would think there would be star destroyers flying everywhere on guard duty after the opening battle
>was
rember user, no ones ever really gone