NEWCASTLE - LIVERPOOL MATCH THREAD #2

>de gay

I hate this fucking rat.

does anybody actually like liverpool? i only ever see the same five or six paki lads that turn up to the pub to watch the game for free then go home

>I'm not sure it was much contact

lmao fuck off

only reason this wasn't a red on mane was because it's reddit's team

Remember that beano comic strip is called the geordies and the jocks

Probably will, the biggest merc of the modern game

bros >we are literally Deportivo Alaves tier

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Yeah, she's an ugly bitch.

All Geordies care about is football and drinking really. The football enables their alcoholism. You make friends with a Geordie and there are only two things they'll ask you, 1) What football team do you support 2) Are you coming out drinking to watch the match tonight

the woman looks throwed off like she's animatronic or a clone or some shit. look like that evil bitch from Them

Cannot stand the racism casually posted here, it makes me sick. Calling every black player mane and casual use of the n word, reported this link to crime stoppers and heading back to plebbit.

Night out in Birmingham later. What am I in for?

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imagine her sucking your cock. breh

Haha well im not an incel so i don't mind amanda i was actually talking about that brittle wristed cuck southmong

>Bayern worse than bottom of the la liga
Seems right to me

>he doesn't know how good a run of different pubs in Newcastle is
NGMI

Knowing emery, he's probably pit ing all his eggs in that ucl basket.

Based. Only reason to watch baseball is an excuse to drink on a weekday

a shit night out

I like their playstyle and intensity

Covid and a early death hopefully.

Robbed and stabbed to death by a group of pakis on bmx's

lots of pakis

nothing wrong with that

>that bicycle kick after the hold-up play by Luis
Very underrated. Luis' off-ball game/activity has actually been exceptional so far and he seems to be getting better every game!

>Hendo/Milly tandem midfield
Actually comfy. Even though he got whistled for the foul there I like how they have a telepathic connection in that they just know how to go for the ball

>Newcastle free
Underrated how they tried a high-ball and not like the usual FIFA
Also underrated how easily Liverpool dealt with it which goes to show their well-rounded (City sometimes aren't used to those)

>Mo sighting
Hello
I like the fact he's being rested for this game(*and* given enough time to extend his scoring streak!)

>Milly taking corners
Comfy
I'm used to Trent taking them but

>Luis cross/shot
I like those they are on target and bouncing the trickiest for defenses to deal with
Mo almost got on the end of it (I like how he's building chemistry the same way he has with Bobby and Sadio)

What team *do* people like nowadays

Not even
He got that red against City a few years ago when it would have been a yellow against *any* other team

What exactly happened at Barca behind the scenes

Based and Norfpilled
I think there's more to the city though

Based
For me, it's winning *while* load-managing

Get Bobby on and kill this game ffs

She was pretty cute when she was younger, shame she has an uncurable brain disease

awful finishing

Liverpool will regret these missed chances, mark my words.

Pakis don't drink or smoke or do drugs they're at home with their parents taking care of them and studying to be doctors, lawyers and engineers. It's the white cunts that are pissedbtheir football lost that you need to watch out for

throwing this game so hard lmao

Liverpool should be up 4 goals but, once again, this fucking no-name goalkeeper having a worldy agaisnt us.

nah they've put a slow lunk on against a high line gg

Liverpool better score because I'm starting to feel a Newcastle meme goal incoming.

1-1 '89

No Liverpool are chocking and missing their chances.

Pakis don't drink but they go out to rob and rape drunken people they can take advantage of.

>turning down two(2) penalties
There's such a thing as too much sportsmanship

>Saint Maximin
Now that's a wasted chance

>a quiet day for Alisson in the Liverpool goal
The commentator's curse is in lads.

Shocking to see how bad Liverpool are without Trent.

yes. everybody is a liverpool fan nowadays didn't you know? makes me sick

>spotted the paki

xG says it should be 2 nil

stonewall penalty for liverpool no VAR and the commentators sweeping it under the carpet. The script writers have this as a draw

xG is a fraudulent statistic

someone get a /lug/ - Liverpool United General pasta ready

Google says Bruno is 1,83m, this cant be right.

missing thiago more. trent only shows up every 4 or 5 games.

How the fuck was that not a foul on Jota

>wood stay onside challenge

if you're a retard yes.

>plays a proper team for the first time
>invisible

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abls setting themselves up for massive failure Lmaooooo

>just trust these arbitrary numbers bro

trent is the EPL's best player this season

>xG
There's only one stat that matters you fucking nerds

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i thought saint maximime was a lot better

who's that guy next to howe

So did he

>Luis to Mo
Luis has seriously been fantastic when it comes to team play I can't tell
Mo's shot was good it was hard since it was from a standing position but he still got in on target

Robbo could have got a benulti if he went to ground easier (and if he played for a different team besides Liverpool I think but yeah ;)

>Newcastle chance
Of course the flag comes up *after* the opportunity (it looked close though) '
Ali makes these saves look *so* easy though

I agree!
Though I hope he plays in the CL final like even starts he started the other two he actually has the most CL experience I think

It hasn't been though
Remember the clearance in the 1st half when he had to come wayyy out of goal
Ali's positioning *also* makes the high-line work

They'd be winning this game by more
Maybe squad rotation is more importantly(especially if >1-0)

This game was a planned 1-0 by Jurgen I think (Newcastle is hard to beat so it's optimal to play that way)

It has value in certain situations but is somewhat overrated like lots of algorithms

>thiago won 9/11 league titles
are some people just born to be fucking winners? I havent won shit in my god damn life and i try hard as fuck

really wish the lads would stop shooting straight at dubravka every single time

pre assist ?

manager area is tiny at st james park

>arbitrary
retard indeed

Have Newcastle made any effort this match?

>boring game
>ay here's some rich niggas pointing at shit

Can't even find a photo of her at an age without surgery.

the guy who replaced him at bournemouth and flopped hard

someone has made up the underlying numbers

girth

never forget

yup, xGOT

Coman has won it every year kek, he's 25 with 11 titles or something

to be fair steve bruce didn't move about that much

>le controlled 2-0 win
how contrived. SAD!