Why did they put up blantant signs, letting zombies know there were people in there?

Why did they put up blantant signs, letting zombies know there were people in there?

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zombies can't read because they're black

Facts:
Fast zombies are scarier than slow ones
Smart zombies are scarier than dumb ones

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Reverse psychology

fpbp

why is it called dawn of the dead if it takes place over multiple days. shouldn't it be dawns of the dead

wow you are so wise

Thanks, bitch

The characters all believe in non-euclidean timescales

Crossed sucks

Who would want to read such an edgy shit.
I can't imagine being older than 15 and enjoying this. Do you listen to metal too, by chance?

D'awww, is the newfag afraid of a bit of goreporn?

Facts:
Slow zombies are more kino than fast one
Dumb zombies are more kino than smart ones

Facts:
Fast zombies are lame as fuck
Smart zombies are the lamest fucking thing ever

>children are just plain oblivious to the wood chipper shredding the kids before them to a million bits
>children aren't scared of the scary people with bloody crosses on their faces
>the children are turned even tho the crossed are grabbing them and touching their faces
>one crossed is fucking reading a book

There's a reason crossed is rightly called utter garbage by people on this board.

>Infantilization
Die, queer cunt.

Smart zombies are just niggers

Jesus Christ. Is some shitty pseudo edgy babbies first gore comic for teenagers really the thing you base your supposed toughness on you cumguzzling doublenigger? Nobody on here is shocked by this shit.

Exactly

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They are obviously taunting the zombies with the signs.

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I can smell your fear, bitch reddit

Except for the first chapter and the fronts the series isn't that goery m8..

Don't insult the zombies like that.

I'd rather have a society full of zombies than niggers

The dumb zombies are still scary because they have no self-preservation instinct and act completely like rabid animals.
A smart zombie would possibly back off if threatened enough.

Is that also why they can't swim?

Why didn't they tie a rope to a brick and throw it at zombies' heads all day?

>watch with directors commentary
>even the producer with snyder knows snyder is a fucking retard

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have sex

Then just take that self-preservation part out
It's a fantasy creature you can do whatever

>every board has to be like Yea Forums
Yea Forums is the entry gate to this fucking site, the 15 year old filter. If you prefer shit like this to actually good content, you might as well stay there.

With your sister? Already have.

Weak. Have sex.