/147/ - World Snooker Championship 2022

White - Pale Lemon
Red - Bloody Lemon
Yellow - The Lemon
Green - Unripe Lemon
Blue - Livid Lemon
Pink - Miss Lemon
Black - Rotten Lemon

Doesn't matter who you want to win. All I'm saying is you can't call yourself a "snooker fan", if you want there to not be an evening session.

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Which railway station is this?

Federer = O'Sullivan
Djokovic = Selby
Murray = Murphy
Nadal = Neil Robertson
Raducanu = Kyren Wilson

Boris Becker = Higgins

KEK

This is from Series 7 Episode 13: Stroud to Bath. Michael investigates the Victorian origins of snooker.

Can you really call yourself a "flog it fan" if you don't want an evening session that ends after 2 frames leaving the beeb with a large programming gap?

Quite a good episode actually, he goes to the baize and cloth manufacturer near where Dominic Dale lives.

Goran Ivanisevic = Seethan

Not enough gargoyle posting

Stephen Lee = Serena Williams

That guy who got AIDS = Paul Hunter

I’m more of a Bargain Hunt fan myself.

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Wtf is rpmmie doing? Ignoring long reds and getting bogged down in safety battles against a guy who can't even make a 50 break sounds like a stupid idea.

Constant dabbing of the table by Ronnie is autistic as fuck

JOHN
HIGGINS
NEVER
FIXED
A
MATCH

Sorry which part of agreeing to fix a match is ok with you?

im also ok with fixing the match

Ronnie = ian white

>15 minutes since last ball potted
nice game you got there snookeks

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>dabs on you

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anyone else hungover?

GWAN RONEHY POT SUM FAWKING BAWLS
And here's a Samantha just because yes, wish I could find one like her even paying double for it.

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Ronnie asks Marcel to clean the table and balls so often, I'm starting to wonder if he dropped a load of LSD before playing.
>Well y'know it worked for that baseball y'know player who got the y'know perfect whatever
>Down the old Maggie Thatch
>Oh dear there is some dust on the balls
>And...and a fly
>Oh fuck
>HELP ME MARCEL THE BALLS ARE COVERED IN SPIDERS AAAAAHHHH

No. What kind of retard ingests poison?

RONNIE O'SULLIVAN MOUNTING THE TABLE ON NATIONAL TV BEFORE WATERSHED

CALL THE AUTHORITIES!!!1

Based Polebro

GOOD post

Why is he so smug (bad), bros?

It's a player's way of communicating with the Syndicate.

Yes. Was meaning to go for a cycle this morning but too groggy.

How much did you drink?

GRANITE SNOOKER

G R A N I T E
R
A
N
I
T
E

Pure GRANITE

Are you the two posters who each wrote the Talkin' Snooker song as well?

Granite safety all the way

No, not me.

no i'm a wsc tourist retard

same wanted to run

about five pints but didn't drink any water before bed so it's not great

>dat riggins "smile"
"it only hurts a little."

remember to take care of your posture

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About 400ml of vodka and a couple ciders. Soup and hair of the dog will sort me out soon.

what species is this?

>The concerned looks on the faces of the two people between Seema and John Virgo in the crowd

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>yeah no yknow just searching for a cue action yknow no I know yeah just need to find a cue action yknow yeah

i lolled when ronnie asked him to tell the crowd not to move and the ref shat his pants because he had to be confrontational.

Boy (Boyus Juddernautius)

good morning frens, and gwan ronnie

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>John, please take a close look at the tip

>and the ref shat his pants because he had to be confrontational.
It was hilarious when Ronnie and Allen had an argument and he tried to calm them down.
>G-Guys pls, just play snooker

>Seema and John Virgo in the crowd
lel, nice catch.

Am I allowed to squash it or is it under protection?

Alri, open your curtains a touch and enjoy some vitamin D, and tidy up your mess

Based Brave user

That beefcake in the white t-shirt is noice.

>Am I allowed to squash it or is it under protection?
They are considered vermin, so fill your boots

>tidy my mess
after the morning session
>vitamin D
everytime I have a smoke, but will go for a walk as well at some point
>Brave
no it's trannyfox, the brave looking logo is sponsorblock ;)

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Just been to the shops to get me lunch lads

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Basically showing his erection to that posh gilf

Gwan Ronnie

based balanced scottish diet enjoyer

Based Portubro and his Sam Fox obsession

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