Rian Johnson trying to have sex with fans of his star wars movie
This could be fun. Why don't more movie directors try this tactic?
Rian Johnson trying to have sex with fans of his star wars movie
Lincoln Watson
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Jason Lee
but aren't star wars movies mainly for children?
Asher Evans
Quite the conundrum
Leo Bailey
No bump? The fuck
Oliver Jackson
>fuck rian
>fuck fans
>fuck Kylo
>fuck Rey
>fuck faggot Jannies
Jack Fisher
Compelling post sir
Anthony Hughes
let me kiss you bro
Jaxon Baker
Holy shit Rian is pathetic. Does he just sit on twitter searching for someone commenting on his piece of shit movie?
Ryan Nelson
post yfw when you havent seen this or solo
Julian Clark
I wouldn't even kill this faggot, knowing him he'd subvert my expectations and survive stronger.
Colton Perry
Dominic Smith
based
Cooper Price
dont know but apparently OP does
Jaxson Sanders
This would be kind of cool if she wasn't butt ugly
Matthew Rodriguez
I have only ever watched Episode III
Jose Ward
> not giving money to disney
Feels good man :)
Hudson Scott
Have you seen Rian Johnson? He looks like someone smeared some orange peel and dogshit over a jacobs cracker.
Jacob Young
He cute
Dylan Hill
shoot your shit rain!
Jayden Ortiz
Wait isn't rian married?
Nathaniel Taylor
>only watching the shittiest prequel
try episode 1 my dude
Gavin Cox
Robert Collins
>le orange man bad!
fuck off, libtard
Oliver Carter
dilate
Xavier Davis
>she
Austin Hernandez
Best post best post
Juan Rivera
What did she mean by this? She's announcing that she's going to masturbate to a Disney kid's movie? I get Rian being desperate.
Camden Ramirez
the person that posted this must be clever and handsome!
Cooper Bailey
she meant
>ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
>I NEED ATTENTION
>GIVE ME ATTENTION
>SEX SEX SEX PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>I NEED MALE ATTENTION
>GIVE ME ATTENTION NOW
Matthew Jenkins
based and red pilled
Wyatt Ortiz
gain height
Levi Carter
>fuck rian
sup
Angel Diaz
I haven't set foot in a movie theater since Force Awakens. I used to love movies
Parker Morgan
What a legend
Cooper Gonzalez
I haven’t set foot in one since episode 3
Jeremiah Adams
>Why don't more movie directors try this tactic?
Because directors get celebrity sniz on the casting couch. no reason to slum it with dumpy fangirls.
Ayden White
Bentley Morales
If you do your best to ignore that the main character is supposed to be Han Solo it's not a terrible space adventure film.
Justin Bailey
He's offering to answer any questions, you sex obsessed incel. What's he gonna do, fuck her through Twitter?
Asher Carter
Ryder Rogers
David Jenkins
Sebastian Walker
>fuck fans
Trying
Carson Wright
Henry Sanders
Solo wasn't even that bad.
John Harris
Jaxon Jones
Gavin Myers
Anthony Adams
David Anderson
Benjamin Cox
holy fucking based
Joshua Evans
>people wanted a Disney produced Obi-Wan movie
Did they?
Ethan Nelson
John Jackson
They're right about Plinkett's TFA review. Totally dropped the ball.
>let's talk shit about the prequels and people who like the prequels for half the video, lol
Camden Garcia
wtf is that shadow thing?
Robert Hill
fun parody, terrible movie. yes, TLJ-level terrible just in different way.
Liam Scott
This is satire right? It's just too retarded to be true.
Julian Roberts
They've got a point, in as much as giving the audience everything they thought they wanted (Rey is Luke's daughter! What a twist!) would not have made for a much better film. But what we got is still bad.
Cooper Roberts
It's basically a strawman argument. TLJ is unsatisfying and yet the argument they're bringing forth is "Well this is also unsatisfying!" which is a mishmash of people's demands and complaints while ignoring the problems with the movie. It's like people claiming TLJ did something different when it subverted that too. Something different would've been Rey and Kylo joining forces, not Kylo leading the First Order.
Jose Rivera
The only thing I get from this is that plot points set up in TFA were never going to be satisfactorily concluded.
For example: Luke immediately hyping up and going with Rey would not make sense after 30 years of exile, but anything that did make sense after TFA would be awful regardless.
Daniel Flores
The problem isn't so much that they didn't meet all the fanfic theories, but that every hanging plot point was basically discarded with a shrug. Reys parents? Nobodies. How is Rey so powerful? Just because. What is Snokes backstory? Too bad he's dead. Even if the answers didn't mesh with the theorizing, giving us some answers, even shitty retarded ones would have been better and more interesting than literally nothing, which is what we got.
Logan Price
A lot of the things people say like "Luke should have just been cool", and "there should have been a scene where the OT cast all meet", do come from a place of brainless fanboyism though. You need to be thinking about what makes for a dramatic story, not what gives you the nostalgia tinglies.
All of that is moot because the film is bad anyway, but a lot of people have a wrong handle on why it's bad.
Carson Thomas
Why is rian based but also a faggot at the same time?
Carson Gray
I saw both movies, but didnt give a single cent to Disney, i pirated them just to se how bat they were. They went over my already high expectation of shit movies.
Jordan Cook
Because he killed Star Wars, but he killed Disney Star Wars.
Jayden Mitchell
have sex incel
Gabriel Rodriguez
Adam Hill
>"You didn't like the movie I liked WAHHHH" the comic
Anthony Baker
Why is Buck such a fagit?
Adam Jackson
Rian Johnson is so undatable that even making a billion dollar movie won't get him laid.
Alexander Baker
Why on earth would you assume either of those examples are mutually exclusive to a well written story? They’re super open-ended and even stuff like Dune (the fallen protagonist story RJ wishes he wrote) has Paul doing cool things after his major failures. If someone can’t figure out how to balance that shit they have no business writing professionally.
Benjamin Clark
>hey guys let’s make a video just like mauler and everyone else going fucking balls deep in the nitty gritty as opposed to the themes
>that’s a good idea
Evan Phillips
I made it about 30 minutes into TLJ. I heard a lot about it but it's actually even worse than Yea Forums makes it out to be
Asher Edwards
The whole point of rehashing star wars was to be a warm blanket of pedictability. People who flood theaters to see this trash don't want this cutesy pie "tee hee I am gonna do the opposite of everything I set up" bullshit.
Michael Bennett
What are you talking about? No one was doing that. Mauler is only now getting around to criticising TFA. And nitty gritty is what made RLM. Plus, their TFA review wasn't even about the themes of TFA. Half of it was about the prequels again and making fun of some faggot's fan theory for some reason.
Parker Green
This strawman would still be a better film than tlj
Hudson Morales
#metoo
Nolan Collins
Wyatt Harris
Tyler Martin
Why does dust come out of his ass when he falls? kek
Dylan Hernandez
I didn't believe that they actually spent half their TFA Plinkett video taking shots at Lucas and the prequels and prequel fans until I actually watched it. Holy fucking shit what a misfire.
Elijah Miller
Well, as for the "the OT cast should all meet one last time" complaint, I think that goes directly against what little good story telling the sequels have had. Leaving Luke out of the first part to put focus on the new heroes and keep people guessing was a good idea, and killing Han in the first part to build drama was a good idea. So it follows that those characters don't get to meet. This may go against fanboy desires, but it is not a failure of the film makers in and of itself.
Luke having a crisis and not instantly being the cool guy you expect is also a good idea. Poorly executed in a lot of ways, but the beginnings of something interesting was there.
The "I just want Luke to be the main character and kill shit with his lightsaber" crowd is small brained, and these people do exist, because I've met them.
Aaron Ross
Jayden Campbell
haven't seen a star wars movie apart from a new hope
Luke Richardson
>I missed the 5 minute explanation daddy p gave us on why he wasn’t doing a deep anal sis
>despite half in the bag having an hour long deep dive into as well
>despite mauler doing a 7 hour autopsy and still missed things wrong with the last Jedi
This could have all been avoid if the my just ended with Kylo’s hand outstretched
Ian Wood
>Leaving Luke out of the first part to put focus on the new heroes and keep people guessing was a good idea,
Luke got left out because the writers were too incompetent to come up with OCs that could hold their own against him. It is one way to write a story but absolutely not the only way, and the ST writers keep hiding behind this bizarre “This was the only way that worked” mentality that just looks like they don’t have an ounce of imagination in their body.
Benjamin Powell
How is it a bad idea? "The hero is missing. Who will rise to the challenge" is a perfectly sensible place to start a new trilogy. In a way, it's similar to how Lord of the Rings starts with Bilbo being put out of commission, and Frodo having to take his place as the main character. The ST just needed a Frodo, a new character that people actually take to.
Justin Lewis
BASED
Alexander Flores
you can tell the
>have sex
forced faggotry meme
really got to him
Brody Brooks
Why do so many disney star wars stories have to do with the protags being low on fuel? I believe a book just came out with this same concept that was the plot of TLJ. Or it might be that cartoon that got cancelled.
William Lopez
It's a bad idea because TFA is not a self-contained movie the way ANH or TPM were. TFA is like half of a Star Wars film at best.
Liam Jones
How can one man be so absolutely based
Brayden Morales
That doesn't even make sense as a criticism. Luke Skywalker being missing implies that you're familiar with who Luke Skywalker is and what he means to the Galaxy.
Adrian Young
Lterally haven't seen any nuwars
Nicholas Cook
>Mauler
yikes, isn't he a /pol/yp
Blake Walker
No, he's an autistic centrist like Sargon.
Isaac Morgan
>centrist like Sargon
sargon is a moron at best
Logan Ortiz
Sargon is the epitome of the "both sides are dumb" meme. Doesn't matter that he claims to be a leftist, and all of his critics claim he's a Nazi.
Tyler Martin
Rogue One was the last one i bothered to watch and that was enough.
Michael Myers
James Flores
I'm sure glad they fired this guy.
Noah Martinez
a nigger
Leo White
Even Rian thinks "let teh past die" isn't a good thing.
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>If you think you are throwing away the past, you are fooling yourself. The only way to go forward is to embrace the past, figure out what is good and what is not good about it. But it's never going to not be a part of who we all are. And that includes Rey, who grew up hearing the legends about the Jedi. So the notion of, 'Nope, toss this all away and find something new,' is not really a valid choice, I think."
Adam Kelly
fans are retarded
John Gomez
I haven’t seen a single nu wars movie
Chase Evans
They agreed months before TLJ was even released.
Leo Green
MAHDEEEEEEEEEK
Isaiah Green
What does "subverted" mean in sexual terms?
There are too many options and I can't pin down what would be the worst (most comparable to TLJ) of them.
Ayden Bailey
Ian Brown
What? The OT gave you everything you needed regarding Palpy
>there's an Empire, naturally someone controls it
>he's the man who corrupted Vader and brought about the death of the Jedi
>he's fucking evil, and his ideology and general approach to life are laid out through his interactions with Luke in RoTJ
And no, you can't argue that we didn't know where he came from, and that's the same as Snoke, since the OT was our first glimpse into this universe, and everything was implied to have a backstory, and all rules were up in the air, but by the time we get to TFA, we know roughly fifty years of this galaxy's history, and we're familiar with certain rules like the Sith rule of two, so any new character will have to be worked into that established lore. If there as another Sith lord, where was he hiding, or how was he initiated into the Sith with Vader and Palpatine both dead? If he's not Sith, what is he?
Gavin Richardson
Solo was actually decent though
Connor Sanders
furthermore most of his statements are
>hehe lol this world is so done
>how absurd is that
>gimme a break
without ever putting anything in context
Caleb Sullivan
>Rian
He's cool.
>fans
Yeah, fuck them.
>Kylo
He's alright.
>Rey
Fuck her.
>faggot jannies
Unironically the worst people on the internet.
Hudson Reyes
Have you even read Locke?
William Cruz
Parker Collins
Benjamin Rogers
matter of fact I had to in law school
his understanding of locke is based upon reading some excerpts that are very much based in common sense for millenia and used by locke as a basis for his various thesis'
Jaxon Howard
Instructive entertainment.
Eli Johnson
the title for Episode XI literally came from a meme
Thomas Ward
Jayden Cook
Isaac Wright
you offering?
Robert Long
Jose Hall
Jaxon Taylor
I really really really like this gif.
Luis Hernandez
>Good work, commander.
Matthew Brooks
Can he subvert my expectations and make a good movie
Jordan Russell