/heem/ - Friends Edition

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circl

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me fucking michael bispings wife and daughter

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>me fucking michael bispings wife and daughter
Why would you do that

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Circles Forever btw

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me btw

I have the same sectional.

all britflags are tranny losers spread the word

the absolute state of the UK

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>33 posts per day everyday for 9 months

where is that new gane kino from

you just know he's not only posting on the gay board tho. he's posting on heem too. probably as much if not more posting here. mother fucker is taking no days off with long shifts

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*exits the thread*

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this guy reports people when his thread isnt used so i will have fun fagbashing him for eternity because we all know he will keep coming here

i'm here right now i don't make the /heem/ threads

stfu tranny

*puts a lemon slice in you mouth as a joke*

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i'm not a tranny i just like suggin deck b

He posted what is most likely his face a few times.

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kill yourself faggot

>this is way Colbeast haters look like
Not surprised b

come on guys take it easy on him

Shut up Canadork or YOUR next

He needs to prove hes not the brit tranny who reported me for making my thread, then he needs to attend a gay conversion course

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GRINGO SCHAUBY

the face of a "man" who heem'd himself

>Pullin up.
>Bon Gamin n' God Gamin

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Just fucked a milf in my truck ama

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Was she a good lay?

next time, fuck her in her truck

>mfw she comin back to muh trugg

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Yup nut twice

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OKAY I PULL UP

I'm putting together a team...

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starting to think anonymity isn't a good idea

is circles the kpop fag?

humanity is a bad idea, we should forcibly drag every shutin and put them in the frontlines of a massive war

why?

hes the insane kpoop idiot
hes the thread war imbecile
hes the loopyfriend hater
hes the schaubspammer
hes the technical heem sperg
hes not the friendly nacho in the oven bro
hes not the passionate heem watcher

those are all me i am every bong heem poster

wtf i hate the uk now?

bearjew

>mfw circles is a false flag, the screenshot was someone else's username photoshopped in

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remember the snitch bong that reported the stream that the aus user bought and streamed on twitch? it was an obscure wrestling PPV match hamzat was participating in
wonder if it was the same bong

yeah that was me

what are some new /heem/ personalities starting from 2020 (the year I stopped posting here)

me, i am every /heem/ personality

Im not going to watch this UFC event at all but Im going to watch womens boxing

Your sport is dying Dana

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>Your sport is dying Dana
audience growth
merch sales
media mentions

it all died immediately after Conor made a fool of himself against Mayweather.
Brock/GSP era was the peak, and now it's on life-support. it was a good run, but yeah: dead.

gsp was boring

heemday....card is not really great BUT, there is a trick>>> get drunk and and card becomes better

The internet is a place for cowards.

UFC 274 is looking lit my friends! First we have Olivera vs Gaejthe. I think that Olivera is a better stand up fighter. He is more technical and has the longer reach. He is much better on the ground as well. For this reason, I think he will win this fight.

Then we have Rose vs Carla. Rose will win if she is mentally stable, which is pretty much impossible to predict. Maybe we can see her break down and that will be entertaining as well.

Then we have Chandler and Ferguson. Ferguson is a legend of the sport. There is about a 0.00001% chance he can mount a comeback from here. Maybe this is his last fight. The only possibility is that meds were affecting his previous few performances and maybe he has gone off them. I doubt this though. He is probably going to get knocked out or submitted by Chandler.

Then we have the masters league of soon to be retired fighters who should have probably retired already.

OHHHHHHHH THE OLD TOMATO TRICK WORKED
HE'S HURT THIS MIGHT BE IT
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how about we all get naked and jump in a tiny whirlpool with bubbles btw?

I am pretty sure this is a gaslighting attempt that is not very convincing.

plus its a real wankfest. some hotties gathering on the prelims

>Revenue for Q4 was US$1.5 billion, an increase of 56 per cent year-over-year (YoY)
Nice try trannies.

wtf are these cards? even jungle fight has better names

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That dude does not look like someone you want to piss off

Disgusting.

Lol ufc is literally making money hand over first. Record profits.

>ITS THE BEST ITS EVER BEEN
another week, another 2/10 card
>PROFITS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER
just endless bum cards as far as the eye can see

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>a bunch of literal whos and 90 year old arlovski

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fr?

kino lore b

What happened bros...

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Why would anyone pay to see a 4/10 when there are literally unlimited vastly hotter women online for free

who?

...

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THIS is the guy that spams all those femboy cuties?

LETS GOOOO