What is the appeal? I just saw this and it is just so randum XD forced humor. No wonder nobody remembers it now...

I mean if you like slapstick comedy movies like airplane and dumb shit like that then you will most likely enjoy this film

Get out.

The way it's made out of serious kung fu movies edited together is what makes it special. It's like MST3K taken to the next level.

Your clothes are red

Imagine having no sense of humor like OP. Alright lads, what is your favorite line?
>You guys go that way, I'll go home!

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My finger points

SHIRT RIPPER!

>let me know if you see a radioshack
or
>I have come to kick ass
or really anything that masterpain/betty says
>tiga
>tiga tiga
>biiird
>birdie BirDie birde
Fuck, this was literally the perfect movie for a group of young guys to see in elementary school

>Alright lads, what is your favorite line?
I rock. And roll. All night long. Sweet Suzie.

now that I think about it...

"STINKY!"

only people who watch the original language track will get that.

youtube.com/watch?v=XV_WOZOeTi4

OOOO WWWWHHHAAAAAALLUUUU
*whale noises

stream the fucking movie OP

It's one of those things that's more fun to quote then to watch. If you didn't see it when it came out it'll never work for you.

‘He’s an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?’
‘No. Well, twice.’

Holy shit this fucking line is peak ludokinografffie of surreal dumb humor. It’s perfection.

I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER.

I watched 5 years ago for the first time and I found it hilarious

WIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

basically nintendrones

>he beats you up....(gasp) while he plays his song about big butts

>randum XD forced humor
elaborate

the films is full of non-sequiter lines that only appeal to the pople that find randomness funny in its own right
this entire thread is proof of this since people disregard the comments I have offered on this "comedy" and instead randomly spout quotes from it

>Ventriloquists, eh?

Just because I didn't get the ventriloquist joke until they spoke to Betty, and I fucking died laughing as it finally clicked.

For me, the response is what makes this line amazing:

>Hmm, okay

>we are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists. We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day.

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"Wait, if you're all alive... Then surely Wimp-Lo...!"
>runs excitedly to where he first found Wimp-Lo
>smile fades as the sounds of buzzing flies is heard
”Oh..."

youtube.com/watch?v=Kaass_I3ccE

I made a thread but noone will talk with me. Ah-booo-hooo.

They're ignoring your comments and really just stealing your thread from you.

lol it seems to me that all the fanboys are crying and forming a safe space so to avoid valid criticism
If I delete the thread they won't have a place to tak anymore though ;)

RULES STREAM WHERE

Delete this thread, if you're so great.

nah I am not an ass

I’m not streaming that movie either.

>the films is full of non-sequiter lines that only appeal to the pople that find randomness funny in its own right
and?

that's kinda crappy

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>webm

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You better leave this board then, because that's all you're going to get.

who cares. it's fun

>That's a lot of nuts!

>No wonder nobody remembers it now
But I do user, I saw the thumbnail and knew it was from Kung Pow

>But you've mastered your technique. You should be able to beat him now.
>I'm sorry?

>Again with the squeaky shoes.

>You'll never make it. Never make it. Ever make it. Never make it. NEVER make it. You'll never make it ever. Don't you see you can't make it?
>I implore you to reconsider.
>Hmm okay.

I love Airplane and Wrongfully Accused, I hate this movie

i implore you to reconsider

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no it's not you, the movie is complete trash. it was never funny. not even when it came out. the idiots here like it because they're idiots, as with many things.

>Se trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
Surprised no one else has posted it.

>all these fags sucking the dick of this shit movie
You need to be 18 to post here

i dont think its possible for uderages to see this movie anymore since they dont watch netflix

Based

Chosen One could kick Bruce Lee’s ass, no doubt.

unless Lee had a tiny net

This and Kung Fu Hustle completely passed me by, and I don't feel like I've missed out. Feel free to post webms that will prove otherwise.

>Hmmm...
>Tiger
>Tiger Tiger Tiger
>Hmmm!
>Bird
>Birdie
>Birdie Birdie!

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>Hmmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net, and it's tiny.

>BUT isn't Betty a woman's name?
It truly was a different time.

Not a line, but the whole "I'm comming" scene.
>A few years ago
>user streams the movie
>Loops the I'm comming scene several times
It was fun.

It was stupid fun. My friend's girlfriend didn't like it too. He broke up with her after he cheated on her. I like to think he did that because she had shit taste. Stop taking everything so seriously, OP. Take it easy.

how did he do that

Parody films are much more enjoyable when you're at least loosely familiar with the original material.

It's not really a parody though, it's like proto-Youtube-poop

>Let me know...
>If you see...
>A Radioshack...

It is parody, you just aren't familiar with the originals. It's fine to admit you don't know anything before your time.

He pre-edited the movie. Adding a perfect loop to the allready repeating "Chosen one! I'm comming!" loop.

>implying you do

I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN

Parodies are imitations, Kung Pow is an edit

ITS SO LOW IQ IT BECOMES HIGH IQ

ALSO IT MAKES FUN OF CHING CHONGS AND THAT MAKES A BILLION CHINKLETS SEEEETHE

GOOD ROI

one of the most kino posts around, I love seeing it

...............I dunno.

imagine being THIS new

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It's a fucking kung-fu movie. It's a genre parody, not a specific movie parody. It's like saying you can't enjoy The naked gun without having seen Dragnet.

OUR...SEXUAL...PREFERENCES...ARE...OUR...OWN...BUSINESS

prophetic

This movie was based and we are robbed that we never got a sequel

OP is Wimp Lo

No see it's their own business, not everyone else's to know and worship them for

nobody worships sexual deviants

>”I am Whoah”
*reveals she’s only one breasted*

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

You sure about that?

I would have deleted it by now

Let me know if you see a radio shack

>Just because I went "argh" doesn't mean I'm dead

I wish they made a sequel. Gonna rewatch tonight, thanks OP.

Wasn't a sequel in the works? I remember an article being published about it back in 2015

>in 2015

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Yeah, a sequal was announced in like 2008 or something? Then got some traction again in 2015.

But it's never going to happen.

A lot of teenagers saw it while they were high, mystery solved

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

>never going to happen
>those quads
DAMN

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!

Seriously OP, how can you not like this movie?? It's fucking retarded sure, but I still love it. My wife and I watched it a few weeks back at her brothers place and we all still laughed. To be fair though, my parents saw it when I was a kid in the theater and they both walked out 10 minutes in, they thought it was fucking terrible haha

>MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS
This movie is pure silly kino and OP is a major faggot.

Based

>But! Isn't Betty a woman's name?

WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN WE’RE CHILDREN

Eenie meenie miney mo, I wonder where, my glove will go.

SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE!

kung pow, like all reddit comedies, is one of those movies where people just repeat the lines ad-nauseum at each other like it's the peak of humor.
>we both/all saw the movie and liked it!
>remember that line that of course we all remember because we've seen it so many times!
You see this shit with Monty Python, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, non-comedies don't do this.

>what is pride month

>randum humor is so forced and unfunny!!!
>watches eric andre

Nah he was just a scumbag, but he had good taste

>worship
I don't

What are your top 5 comedies?

Nice false flagging there redditor

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC

youtube.com/watch?v=l3_M5nxqRRw

What the FUCK did you just say bout the Sopranos?

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what's the point? you'll just say you've never seen them or they're shit because I called out every redditor for their circle jerk behavior

ranch it up

Hey OP, open your mouth.

Or people just do that with movies they like in general. I still quote lines from Jurassic Park, Jaws, Aliens, predator, the matrix, airplane, naked gun, Step Brothers and Lord of the rings. What's wrong with that?

>Step Brothers

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>damage control

WEW
E
W

When i was a kid i remember thinking that the sequel teaser was an actual thing.

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bet you he hasn't even seen 5 comedic movies

It's an honor to have you beating random people in our village. Especially that helpless man you just hit
Welcome!

Alfalfa

>kung pow, like all reddit comedies
being THIS fucking new

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Based

Some anons, not like OP, have the movie.
Last time I came across one, the whole cow fight scene was swapped with asian lactating power rangers porn.

Bet you he hasn’t even seen 5 movies

probably lying

>"So cute..."
>"Buh-bye"

I'm being 100% honest. It was like 3 years ago, I was still living in my old place, had a 5.1 installed there and the whole block listened to the asian moans.
Iirc, it was a german user, or at least, the asian lactating power rangers porn had it's title on german, something along the lines of 'The wierdness of japanese porn'

>implying that's that weird

I hate this movie. The few people I know that like it seem to like it ironically. Or they like liking something so brazenly stupid.
I got zero laughs.

After Leslie Nielaen died, parody movies went extinct. The notion of a guy superimposing himself into an obscure martial arts film and making a mockery out of it is still rare in today's day and age.

>"OPEN THE MOUTH"

Even when he was alive parody movies were absolute skite.

I bet you he is 5.

The dubbing is funny, the added CG shit is horribly cringe

even that is tolerable
the cow scene hasn't aged well at all but it still is better than most modern cgi

And then he killed the dog

That's what 10 million bucks looked like in 2002.

Webms have done a lot of good over the years but this is the worst thing to have come from them

Still kek'd after all these years

This doesn't even count as a proper stream, since you can't see te full movie like this.

That's what I mean, but people started posting it every time anyway and it's only once in a blue moon someone actually streams it

I watched a stream 2 days ago, but that was in Yea Forums, not Yea Forums.

Just blink faster dude, that way you can process up to 300 FPS

I was there for that one even though I couldn't stay for long enough to watch the full thing
It was one of the only times I've seen it streamed in the last few months

Top Secret: A+
Airplane: A+
Naked Gun: A+
Hot Shots Part Deux: A+

Dracula, Dead and Loving it: D-

Kung Pow: F-

That might have been because it was referenced organically, at a random thread that wasn't dedicated to the movie.
>hot shots better than kung pow
No

... the next level down

Hot Shots: C-
Hot Shots Part Deux: A+
Kung Pow: F-

>What is the appeal?
...........................................................................................................................................................................................I dunno

Posting it twice doesn't make it true.
Kung pow: A+
Hot shots: F-
Owned.

OP samefagging hard itt. Let it die. Kung Pow is based and that is final.

>no one can dislike my shitty kung fu parody
Hhah, paranoid redditor.

damn you!

How will OP ever recover?

I bet you he can't

Love how all the faggots defending this shitty unfunny trash have no argument.
>y-you're a newfag! its b-based! noooo u cant criticize kung pow i love quoting it with my Yea Forums bros

Make a constructive criticism on this movie, if you are so great.

Truth is, there's no real criticism given to the movie either. "It's random", "It has too much non-sequitur", are just alternative ways to say "I personally don't like surreal humor". Kung Pow is one of those "smart writers, stupid characters" movies where you don't have to turn your brain off to get a laugh, but laugh at how clever was to put this or that joke in a specific section. It's why its quotes are memorable, they had perfect timing and delivery, and don't rely on just their randomness. If you can't see the beneath the juvenile surface of non-sequitur, that's your problem, not a movie's.

Professor buzz killington over here guys

>"Good bye Sally"
>"It's Betty you son of a pig! The name is Betty! Hmmm HAAAAMMMMMMMM"

youtu.be/0JElywbkSbY

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And his opponent couldn't reverse the film

>the cow fight scene has 71 million views

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youtu.be/gW8E22ZLR3k

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Oh my fucking God I forgot about the dog.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IRl3r4q_dUY

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Product placement from Taco Bell

MY NEEPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS

Nacho burrito

>What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?... My ass! Hya! Haha! Ha! Hahahaha - ENOUGH!

Impressive

This is whole-fully ignorant

this movie isn't popular on Yea Forums at all, it's mostly Yea Forums faggots

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What are you guys doing later? I was thinking we could order a pizza, maybe score some chicks or something
You know I likea the ladies and they likea me

was betty gay

Tried watching it years ago, stoped at about 20 minutes.
But to be fair I did not know about , maybe I would've found it funny if i knew, I though it was a legit movie

If you managed to watch until the end, you would have found out how the movie was made
Hey, it's just an hour

I think he was too busy cutting toes off to care one way or the other

Kung Fu Hustle is a legitimately good movie and you should check it out. It's like a live action looney tunes.

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Betty was trans and Kung Pow is hate speech

>chosen one says that betty is a woman's name implying that men can't be called as they like or that men can't be women
Yeah, I agree. It deserves to be unknown forever.

It will be significant

Holy fuck lol that’s brilliant

kek

Genuinely curious, OP. How old are you?

fucking this.

It was about 10+ years ago, during the golden age of television, there was better stuff to watch. And back then when I thought that it was a real movie it appeared to me a little bit on the "how do you do fellow kids" side
Besides I haven't watched a lot of old martial arts movies, probably less than 5 overall, so I think most of the jokes would've been lost on me anyway

>be 12
>want to see it
>mom takes me and friend to see it
>she walks out after a few minutes realizing the entire movie was going to be misdubbed
>we love it
girls are just bad at movies

>Be me in middleschool
>my dad and I are walking through sears
>kung pow is playing on all the display tvs
>we stop and watch for a minute
>45 minutes later and there's a small crowd of people standing around the electronics department watching kung pow
>we drive straight to blockbuster to rent it
My dad and I don't agree on anything except comedies. His first date with my mom was taking her to see kentucky fried movie, a movie my mother fondly recalls as "the stupidest piece of shit I have ever seen."
I can literally attribute my mortal existence to shitty comedies that are so bad they become genius.

>quoting movies
that's some reddit napoleon dynamite shit

old enuf to fuck yer ma haaaaaaaaaaaa

Unfortunately this.

And then he killed the dog.

27

I hate agreeing with this, but quad

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No.

>No wonder nobody remembers it now.
underage band

I wonder if underages watch this film and if they do, do they find it funny?

You literal baboon

>inferring that the sopranos is a comedy

youtube.com/watch?v=KMX-s7H5N_g

>tfw you saw it in theater and thought it was hilarious and told everyone to watch it but no one ever did till years later and thought you just jumped on the bandwagon

The cow scene at this point wraps around into being so bad it’s funny. The French aliens though still suck and are the low point of the movie

STINKY PITS AND ALL BAY-BEE

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Why does nobody like the french aliens? When I first watched it, it seemed so out of place I laughed

>I'm bleeding... making me the victor.

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That's not what I heard...

I like them feisty. nnnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAH AHAAAAA

jej

youtube.com/watch?v=I8ajc70jFUQ
some unironically good ost

I SAID
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!

...in the sequel

Taco Bell
Taco Bell
Product Placement with Taco Bell
Quesarito
Nacho Burrito

Don't worry guys! The sequel's coming in 2006!

At least Bill and Ted seems like it's finally happening.

>implying that's good

T H A T ' S A L O T O F N U T S

Come on now

Getting a sequel after so many years isn't a good thing

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW

I'm 28 and think its one of the best movies because its so lightheartedly stupid in a sincere way.

I like it because its total ass-pull B movie plot twist. Like "I don't know how to end this movie so uhhh aliens?"
It just works. Especially with the fake sequel gag at the end.

This
Movies like this one can't be made now because they would have to be ironic and edgy. This movie is what Marvel wished to be in its core; silly yet funny, but they have to coat all these superhero shits on their movies to achieve popularity. Imagine a capeshit movie directed by Oedekerk

ehh it's like 6/10

Don't worry, there's people who still think it was real

>Superman! Save me!
>Hmmmmm?
>Superman! This buildings on fire!
>Hmmmmm.
>Superman! Led Luthor's escaped from prison!
>alright.
>Superman! You can get 5 dollar tacos for 4.99 for a limited time only!
>Mmm! Thats the stuff! Gotta go!
>*Swooosshhhhhh*
>What's with the swoosh man? Why can't you just walk?

Its the same kind of silly funny as Freakazoid.

I actually have a funny story

>be me
>in 3rd grade at the time
>swinging chain like pic related
>say "swinging the chain, swinging the chain"
>girl comes up to me, tells me to stop
>i tell her to fuck off
>the chain snaps and hits her in the face
>she threatens to sue lol

Good memories

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you were the little girl

It was actually your mother, why is a 13 year old doing here.

Shoulda gone with a

I've noticed this seems to be the case with most people that didn't really like it.
So many of the jokes are basically riffing whatever is happening in the original scene or what they managed to edit together.

Like the whole great magician joke is based around the fact that they spliced two scenes together but the character was wearing different shirts in each scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=QsVtrPbtEeQ

Ohhhh

I watched this back in the day, my father got this VHS and it became a cult classic here in my family, good film.

>He was my father my entire life

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>your shirt is now RED

it's a classic

>I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY

What the fuck is your argument? Its blatant silly comedy. A lot of the jokes dont always hit but he ones that do are laugh out loud funny.

and thats the worst thing in it

How could you not know that as your watching it?

>Did anyone hear the signal?
>Well, he was whining for a while
>Do you think whining was the signal?
>*WHACK*
>Hey woah easy, we should wait a second or so
>*WHACK* *WHACK*
>Hey guys come on
>*WHACK* *WHACK*
>Oh well

This movie is one giant shitpost farted in the general direction of George Lucas and other filmmakers at the time.
>director taking material from decades ago and using all the latest tech to "update" it
>ripping off old/asian cinema, so unabashed that he reuses it and just inserts himself into the scenes
>the pointless cg alien
>the director's persona in the behind the scenes clips

Nobody tell mom

The little cg alien was such a brilliant and simple jab at Lucas

DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

I'm really sorry I could not post earlier to /thread this thread but here's the deal you fucking brainlet. The comedy comes from a combination of the absurdity of the parody dubbing on top of the absurdity of the film editing to fit a whole new story for the parody dub. The random element would not be nearly as funny if it was just 90 minutes of actor 1 telling actor 2 random one-line quips with no context. The context is what makes it funny. I can't believe you are so autistic that you have to be fucking spoon fed the concept of comedy.

It literally marks the final breath of turn-of-the-millennium optimism before 9/11 changed the zeitgeist, pretty weird to think now

Too bad it aint funny even with context

The commentary is fucking kino too

"So randum XD" humor wasn't cringey back then. It was fresh and welcomed. It's the same reason the seasons of family guy before it was originally cancelled were kino. It was unironically a different time. Of course the style wore itself out over the years as it went mainstream and became extremely annoying, but early/mid 2000s random humor was kino.

It's too bad you're a newfag lol.

It's not even just lol randum, there's a lot going on.

Buh nuh nuh nuh
Neo
Bununununununu
Sporin
Benenenenenene

Did you never watch the Bat-thumb? Oedekerk made a bunch of parody movies where he superimposed faces on thumbs that were pretty great.

Got im

>We have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke.

hurr durr BANE
oh golly gee whizz gottem Batman, time to dab and spoiler alert and do the carny

>Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up with his fancy German car
>This car was made in Guatemala
>Well pardon us mister gucci loafers
>I bought these shoes from a hobo
>Well la-dee-da mister park avenue manicure
>I'm sorry I believe in good grooming
>Teh, you're not gonna grow nothing in the old Simpson place, that's why your daddy abandoned it
>Oh what do you know
>Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need 7 to 8 max
>Oh that's just superstition
>You watch me, I'll grow something out there
>Not if you're planting gummy bears
>D'oh

You go that way, I'll go home

My grandfather had Tiger and Crane Fist on beta.

I'm finally listening to the commentary after all this time